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kek
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Do people at the army really do this when engaging combat, though?
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>>133793468
It's my understanding that fucking around is 70% of what the military does.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqoHn1v2JXA&feature=youtu.be

Relevant
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>>133793449
>kek
Fuck off.
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>>133793468
How would we know? I doubt anyone on /a/ has ever been at a real war or military, we're all NEETs remember.
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>>133793965
/a/ has a fair amount of people that have been in militaries at some point.
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>>133793923
What is the acceptable /a/4chan laughter nowadays? Or do you guys just not laugh at all? Too shy? Too edgy?

I'm genuinely curious what it is, since I don't much pay attention to this pettiness.
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>>133793740
>be chair force
>go to nonner offices like Finance or Personnel
>airmen shooting at each other with nerf guns
Pretty much this. A lot of the time your worst enemy is boredom, not gooks or ragheads or whatever is the hot new threat to the West.
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>>133793740
I can't fucking understand whats written in that poster, someone translate please.

Also requesting more cute anime army pics (real ones).
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>>133793965
You must be new, /k/ and /a/ have a pretty decent overlap in users, many of which are milfags.
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>>133793965
I don't know if it's still a thing, but /ak/ threads used to be pretty common and hilarious.
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>>133794049
I can never remember what I named these
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>>133794049
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Is being a ranger such a big deal in the army?
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>>133794289
Do some research on Ranger school, it makes any service's boot camp look like a cakewalk by comparison. Marinefags will deny this tho
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>>133794289
This is all I can give you.
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>>133794456
>Quartermaster
It's too real. This is why nobody likes supply troops.
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>you will never massacre medieval forces with modern technology and take their elves and monster girls
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>>133794205
Found a compilation one.
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>>133794549
>not massacring the elves as well
Don't tell me you're one of those pointy-eared lovin' species mixers.
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>>133794011
The one that's not an acronym deformed by a fucking video game.
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>>133794672

>species mixers

Nah, elves are simply for rape and disposal.
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>>133793740
You have no Idea how fucking boring it gets.

>>133794049
9 Line Medevac,
Messages for a medevac request so the recipient of the request knows what's up and how to respond to them on based on several factors.
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>>133794456
>Marine Recon: Follows snake, gets lost.
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>>133794737
No, they're for genocide and experimentation. Think Unit 731.
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>>133793449
I still want to know why did they start playing ride of the valkyries anyway? What was the point?
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>Yes, this is what I wanna ask you
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>>133795085
I refuse to believe that you don't get that reference, even if you've never seen the movie.
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>>133795127
Apocalypse now?
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>>133795127
Honestly the song seems familiar, but I also don't remember/know why/where its from.
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>>133794016
Where you work at in the AF? Where you stationed?
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>>133795176
Yes, obviously. It's literally the first google result that isn't about the actual composition and one of the most pervasive pieces of pop culture period.

I'm struggling to think of something that could reference that scene but hasn't.
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Fucking thank you Rory for shutting up that stuck up reporter bitch.
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>>133793965
>implying I didn't drive a TACLOP down the flight line while singing READY!! on my way to load a C-130 today
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>>133793740
Life in the army is basically long periods of boredom punctuated by brief moments of terror/action.

>>133793965
I'm a reservist combat medic for the Singapore Armed Forces.

>>133795260
>>133795285
The bitch fucking deserved it, she was going to use a little girl's grief to make a political point.
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>>133795211
Joint Base McGuire Dix Lakehurst, in New Jersey. Who wants to know?
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>>133795400
Everyone in Singapore goes through some sort of military camp. And I highly doubt anyone's going to attack Singapore anytime soon
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>>133794220
.... you're not the guy i had to do a health and welfare on right?
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Everything just feels so weird and different from my usual teenage characters that its both a fresh air and... an uncomforting surprise.
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>>133794220
Reminds me of that video someone recorded of a room inspection where they had posters and H-figs prominently displayed everywhere and the officer was fucking speechless.
Wish I could find it.
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>GATE
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>>133795500
It's to make the populace more subservient and retarded
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>>133795531
Maybe. You an NCO at McGuire AFB?
>>133795582
That wasn't an officer, just a trio of Master Sergeants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrSS058pjWw
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>>133795447
Fellow AF stationed in Aviano, Italy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNgwog8b13Q

>Snipers
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>>133795629
What you work in? I'm a 2T2, pallet pusher.
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>>133795609
They basically want people to protect them against imaginary threats, even though as >>133795500
said it's not likely because Singapore is good friends with the US and China. The only people who might even attack them is Malaysia and that's hardly likely.
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>>133795593
Sounds like you guys at the army know how to have a pretty good time.

Too bad it requires actually being in the army though.
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>>133795615
Nah i was an MP at Polk. The guy was being very quiet and avoiding people. Walked in with Top and the CO to.a room full of lewd body pillows and multiple racks of non to lewd dolls and figs. Top made me explain what the hell he was looking at and sent him in for a 5th floor appointment. Top was very confused by the body pillows and titty mouse pad
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>>133795593
If military life had that side action then it wouldn't be a bad idea to sign up. But I am almost 98% sure that it will never happen if I do go Basic Training.
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>>133795671
I'm from Malaysia and I can assure you that we have no dream of attacking Singapore. There's a shit load of money to be made just by working with them. The only thing we don't like about Singaporeans is just about how stingy (kiasu) they are
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>>133795671
We have the most retarded system in the world dude. Even SK which is still in a war allows their pre-enlistees to defer conscription but we can't.

The only threat is probably Indonesia but if anything I can't think of any other reason other than to drill the "don't speak up and take the shit" mentality of the military into all men to make us subservient as fuck.

>>133795762
Don't forget how thousands of Malaysians cross over into Singapore for work every day.
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>>133795593
AAYYYEEE THATS MY STORY
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>>133795744
>MP
How the hell did you confuse my cap for an Army one then? That's clearly ABU.

My first sergeant saw my room and all he could say is how clean I kept it. AF is full of nerds so they just see it as another airman's hobbies.
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>>133795790
>The only threat is probably Indonesia
I always get the impression that Indonesians are too busy being just fucking enraged at the chinese to really hurt anyone other than themselves, so y'all are probably fine.
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>>133795654
I'm a "nonner", lol. I work Public Health in the clinic.
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>>133795830
Reopened it and made it larger, its indeed abu. I was lazy. But yeah this guy even had matching sheets and a rug of some polkaloid character. Its funny because my WO-2 had strike witch keychains
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>>133795865
70% of our population are (ethnic) chinese and most of the government too though. But yeah a white christmas in Singapore would be more likely than military conflict with anyone.
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>>133795762
Singapore is 80% chinese, we're all stingy bastards, it's practically passed down from birth. My dad was from Malaysia and he's one of the most giving people I know compared to my mom, who's a penny pinching harpy.

>>133795790
The problem with Indonesia is that they have shit for a navy and there's hundreds of km of ocean between us and them. So the actual ground forces have no way of getting to them.

Malaysia is the only country which could conceivably engage Singapore in a ground war and as you and >>133795790 have said, there's no point in that.

So... the conscription is just a load of bullshit.

>South Korea

They have an actual communist dictatorship up north and they can still defer their enlistment.

Anyway, to keep this relevant, the scene where Heidegger goes "Even I, who was in the Marine Force Recon, can't fight them" is much less retarded in the LN.

Basically the anime and manga does not convey the fact that the CIA, MSS and CBS teams are going in without night vision goggles while the Japanese SFG are not only present in force but they have Land Warrior-grade C3 gear and are fighting on home ground. They opened up on the agent teams from all sides and all the agents could do was take cover and die.
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>>133795870
Man your job is cake, I bet. If you're actually into 3D you can score easy pussy there.
>>133795892
Did your Top say anything besides looking very confused?
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>>133795958
Oh that old grizzly bastard was full of questions.
>Specialist what... whats with these little toy things?
>Why are their eyes so damn big?
>They cost HOW much?
>Dont you abd your platoon watch this stuff?
>Hes a weeabo? A weeawhat?
>Why the the hell is the catwoman thing on the pillow naked?!
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>>133795865
>>133795938
I'm pretty sure that is anyone attacked Singapore, Malaysia would jump in on Singapore's side cause we know that if Singapore stops trading with us, then our economy will lose one of our more important trading partners.
Be rest assured Singaporeans, should anyone come, we'll be sending in our USSR age ships and submarines that can't dive to help you
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>>133795958
It's not too bad, just really monotonous. I'm actually thinking of cross training into comm or something. I guess you could say I'm into 3D, but my love for 2D is too superior for me to actually make any effort. How's McGuire?
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>Rape ensues
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>>133796063
Well, Rory unleashes her own brand of rape, in two different senses.
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I'm going to marry Rory.
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OH YEA I WOULD ENTER HER GATE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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>>133796024
Heh, meanwhile my room got fully inspected by a female E-6 and all she really commented on was my gaymen PC, she thought the figures looked nice, especially the ones in kimonos.
>>133796053
I actually have a waifu so I never think about getting any strange, military or civilian.

McGuire is not bad at all for a stateside base, it just kinda sucks since the base is so damn huge that you forget you're out in the boonies, and that to see anything outside the wire you have to travel a good distance.
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>>133796224
>shaved
Fuck off with your fake bullshit. Rory is obviously the type to keep some hair in there.
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>>133796191
>>133796224
I wonder if she fucked other men. Is Rory pure?
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>>133793740
The Roman empire would put bored soldiers to work by constructing roads and shit. It's part of how they mitigated the high cost of a large military.
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>>133796224
I DON'T FOLLOW, SIR
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>You interrupt Rory's needs
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>>133794456
What squad would this situation be more befitting to?
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>>133796291
Weren't Roman legionaries basically part time combat engineers with all the digging and shit they did. I think it was Caesar who said "the spade is brother to the sword".

>>133796361
This is just a straight up clusterfuck, so probably Philippine police.
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>>133796291
Now that I think about it, if you could train military soldiers in construction, you would really have a large force that you could use for large infrastructure work projects.
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>>133796388
>Philippine police
Are they really that bad?
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>>133796224
>Private anon, get over here and fuck me right now
>pro-proceeding ma'am!
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>>133796448
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manila_hostage_crisis

" The policemen attempted for nearly an hour to enter the bus, first by breaking its Plexi glass windows with sledgehammers, pulling the door with a rope attached to a police vehicle but it snapped. After running out of choices, they threw two canisters of tear gas inside and Mendoza stepped out of the bus."

"By that time, however, four more hostages were confirmed dead, while only six hostages were confirmed alive and not seriously injured."

>>133796513
You would a demigoddess too?
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src? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtPu8vZxJI8
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>>133796555
>Police officer gets dismissed
>Hijacks a bus and takes hostages
>Wants a fair trial in return for hostages
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>You will never discuss cute girls with your waifu
Jesus fuck. ;_;
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>>133796555
I'd totally fuck Rory. Dat fucking voice, man.
>>133796745
Don't fall for Abe's propaganda, anon.
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>>133796732
I think the best part is that the president actually wrote a pardon for him and they were delivering it, but they got caught in a traffic jam and by then the shooting started.

>>133796745
Would your waifu be bighearted enough to discuss cute girls with you? Would she work with you to pull one in for a threesome?

>>133796793
Rory is... interesting. She's a nice person who is still very dark (she would have fucked up 3rd Recon if she thought they kidnapped the kids) and she's basically a MILF in a loli body.

I figure that earns her best girl spot over the somewhat more generic Lelei and Tuka.
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>>133796555

Not to mention the fact that the guy in charge had access to these guys https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Action_Force but refused to deploy them and instead used local SWAT.
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>>133796268
Her hymen probably always regenerates so she's as pure as a rotten pomegranate.
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>>133794220
I'd want HCLI shirt, go around airports with "weapon transport division" and scare people...
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>>133796915
I think the funniest part was that they tried to use his brother to negotiate, then when his brother has the hostage taker's full attention they ARREST him in front of the guy with an assault rifle pointed at the hostages.

>>133796938
Good thing I don't value purity, then. Imagine what kind of semen demon techniques she's mastered over the years.
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>>133796234
Damn that sounds like it sucks. I've never been based stateside so I'm not sure what that's like. I was stationed at Misawa for two years, then Kadena for two years, and now Aviano.

Who's your waifu?
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>>133797025
Hey, that's my waifu you're imagining filthy shit about. Control yourself, fucking animal.
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>>133797076
Please, you don't think she has some kind of demigoddess fuck magic between those legs of hers? Even her voice is pure sex.
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>>133797075
>two bases in Japan
You have no idea how much jealousy I'm burning with. I still hold out for going to Yokota someday.

Pic related. Go ahead and laugh at my mosquito wings.
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>>133797125
I don't think, I know.
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>>133797149
Yuinon, is that you?
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>>133796646
Nobody knows dem sauce?
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>>133797214
Have we met before?
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>>133797213
Though Persia and Mamina (catgirl and warrior bunny) are close seconds, they probably have amazonian sex powers.

>>133797268
I was the lone Keinon in the /m/ Muv Luv threads some months back.
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>>133796745
The clear answer is obviously Lelei
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>>133797301
Lelei saves Itami from Rory's siren song. Best daughteru.
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>>133797149
Welp, now I've got to listen to the tortilla chips OP again.
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>Going into the military.
I hope you step on a mine.
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>>133793740
There is a lot of fucking around, but when I went down range I didn't see or hear of anyone employing music like that. The South Koreans do something similar though.
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>>133797300
>Keinon
Oh shit, you were from Singapore, right? It's been ages man.
>>133797355
MEPS reject detected. Go ahead and scream welfare queen, you'll feel better about your inadequacy.
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>>133797465
Nice try. i'm a STEM fag. People go into the military because they can't do anything else.
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>>133797149
I shall laugh, and heartily.

Just kidding anon, you'll get there someday. Have faith. It was the best 4 years of my life. I wanna go back so badly.
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>>133794016
Sounds like my life as an airborne linguist. We also have nerf guns around our offices.
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>>133797465
Yep, that's me. I didn't know you were military, good luck with Yui.

>>133797502
Why is she so moe

>>133797522
Man that is a lot of good loot.
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>>133797522
More figures...
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>>133795593
I don't know whether to be concerned or amazed
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>>133797611
I'm envious, personally, I never had this sort of camaraderie in my unit.
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>>133797516
How's paying those college loans working out for you?
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>>133797611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrSS058pjWw
This guy is a missiler, so I wouldn't be surprised if there's some anons in speciality ranks
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>>133795328
Did you break red though?
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>>133797584
She's not moe at all, she looks like a delinquent.. and skinny/tomboyish.

Well, fine, somewhat moe.
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>>133797661
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>>133795447
>>133795629
Davis-Monthan here also.
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>>133797698
Nah, manga Kuribayashi is the real tomboy. Lelei is a skinny daughteru.
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>>133797661
Great,since my country pays all the fees if you score high enough.
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>You could've gone into a special unit to fight actual bad guys.
>Instead apply for ''bomb innocent people'' the job.
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>>133797802
>implying chair force doesn't save dogface lives a million times over
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>>133797856
Great job creating ISIS.
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>>133797881
I'm not GWB. Seriously, if he had just stayed the fuck out of Iraq there would be no ISIS.
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>>133797149
>blues
I feel bad for you son.
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>>133797522
>>133797587
>all those megucas
I approve, Sergeant Snuffy. Everyone tells me I should do Korea first so I can get BOP anywhere, and then getting Yokota would be cake.
>>133797584
>I didn't know you were military, good luck with Yui.
Been in for a while now, been doing great since then.
>>133797667
He certainly does a lot better than most missileers, they always get into trouble because there's fucking nothing to do at those missile bases.
>>133797729
>that base
I'm so sorry airman.
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>>133798134
I hardly ever wear them, working on the flightline and building pallets does not lend itself to those.
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>>133797913
There would be some other right-wing islamist shithead stirring up trouble.

It's funny, real Caliphates used to employ slaves as their military forces because devout muslims used to be opposed to killing.

How times change.
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>>133798147
My only other option was Offutt. I'll take DM any day. Also I can fucking drive to anime expo.
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>>133795938
From what I heard Singapore depend on fresh water from Malaysia so much that if Malaysia somehow decide to embargo it Singapore will declare war. Of course that scenario is very unlikely.
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>>133798249
>real Caliphates used to employ slaves as their military forces because devout muslims used to be opposed to killing.
Because keeping slaves is totally moral,right?

Fucking retards.
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>>133798249
The thing is that Saddam was a brutal dictator who nevertheless managed to subdue all the other fuckheads in his region, like how a crime boss kept all his rivals in line. So when you take out the boss, all the suppressed rivals start jockeying for power and things get worse for the common people than when the boss was still around.

There might have been a Caliphate but it would be someone else's problem.

>>133798312
Yeah, Singapore imports ricockulous amounts of raw water at a ridiculously low price (3 cents per 1000 gallons) and sells it back after treatment at nearly 20x the price (50 cents per gallon). Malaysia's been making a lot of noise about it so there's been significant efforts to build more desalination plants so we can stop being dependent on Malaysia for water.
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>>133798274
>once you get on it, you never get Offutt
Yeah I'd take Arizona over Nebraska any day.
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>>133798443
why dont they just treat their own water instead of buying it from singapore then
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>>133798336
>Because keeping slaves is totally moral,right?
In the Axial Age and right after? They thought it was, yeah, just like the Romans and Greeks and everyone else on the planet Earth. Learn to read, and then go read some history, son.

>>133798443
Sadam was a secular dictator, yeah, that was his one good point.
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>>133798596
Malaysian politics doesn't work that way. Fucking PM is too corrupt and should get fucked in the ass
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>>133798596
IIRC, Malaysia simply doesn't have the tech or the training to do it. Singapore basically bears all the costs of building pumphouses and pipelines and maintaining everything and all Malaysia needs to do is have a place to put the treated water we send back. They're not dependent on us the way we are on them, but it helps.
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>>133798667
Just because they thought it was,doesn't mean they where not retarded for thinking it was morally justifiable.

>Learn to read, and then go read some history, son
I hope you get beheaded by a shitskin.
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>>133798667
Weren't Roman/Greek slaves basically full time employees? They were still human beings and treated as such.
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>>133798736
I'm a civil engineer and I can assure you that we have the people and technology to build whatever water treatment facilities we need. Problem is that the government isn't really interested in doing so as some politicians are getting paid to keep their mouths shut
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>>133798794
Romans/Greeks just understood that a well kept slave works better than a shittily kept one

I mean you don't hit your car with a sledgehammer and expect it to drive faster
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>>133798750
Please proceed to go die in the fire that you will be trying to throw books into.

>>133798794
Some were, some weren't. The ones who got worked to death in the silver mines probably were not treated well. Acquiring more of those in particular were what fueled the Roman war machine.

It's likely that many of the Caliphate slaves were treated as employees, because they were heavily armed.

It's a really odd historical intersection -- usually a mercenary army is not stable over the long term.
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>>133797149
Kryska>Yui
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>>133798859
Corruption, the bane of Malaysia. How's them 2.6bn donations treating you?

>>133798883
Makes sense, I think the higher-class slaves (who taught the kids, or who were majordomos to freemen) would have qualified.

>>133798920
When you say Caliphate slaves, do you mean Janissaries? IIRC the Janissaries were basically slave soldiers run by the Turk Muslims.
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>>133798920
I like to read books that have actual value,thank you very much. Now go play war like the big man told you to,and die for your country.
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>>133798963
>Wanting a dead slav
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Wait, it ended... in such a cliffhanger? Will there be more? There will, right?

I mean the Dark Elf girl still has to get Itami to do her request and all.
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>>133798963
Not in a million years. I might be burger but I'll take YAMATO DAMASHII over Communism any day.
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>>133798995
If it wasn't for the insane corruption in this country I wouldn't mind staying here. All I want to do is immigrate somewhere else where I can watch my anime and buyfag in peace
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http://exhentai.org/g/873204/9d13b9d582/
Did you fap to it already?
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>>133799071
Second part is coming out next season
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>>133796291
Then they started killing each other whenever they got bored. That wasn't fun.
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>>133798147
I'd recommend it, though I've heard that lately they're denying peoples' BOP over there. There are apparently people who've been there for a year and are now being sent back to the states.

Also thank you, I ate meguca shit right the fuck up after it came out, and again when they were promoting the movie. They had posters, figure lottos, you name it. It was glorious.
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>>133798995
>When you say Caliphate slaves, do you mean Janissaries? IIRC the Janissaries were basically slave soldiers run by the Turk Muslims.
That's a good example, yeah.

>>133799013
Your intellectual failings become more evident as your impotent rage exposes itself like a flasher at the business end of a firing range.

>>133799071
Another cour is coming. Maybe more after that, but it's not announced yet. 3rd cour depends on sales I'd guess.
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>>133799092
>western
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>>133793468
>>133793740
>>133795328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL4soX9ml2E

High speed low drag boys, gee too gee?
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>>133799385
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>>133799092
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>>133799385
Jesus.
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>>133793740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5r-AyTPN3M
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>>133797149

>rank on both sleeves

nigga that looks dumb as fuck.
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>>133799680
>not having rank on both sleeves

Do you wear yours on your forehead?
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>>133795630
Eh, Good sniper has the settings saved on something. I was regular jaeger and we had small slice of wood tied to our guns stock that had sight settings carved onto it.
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>>133799602
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>>133799757

>not wearing your rank on your forehead

nigga i ain't gonna look at your fucking shoulders to see what you are.
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>>133799680
Least it's more visible than marine fall marpat ranks.
first sergean-"IT'S MASTERGUNNERY SGT TO YOU, YOU FUCKIN' TRACKIN?"
no because I still can't see your fucking rank faglord.
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You know for a Gate thread this ain't half bad.
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>>133794456
This is wonderful.
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>>133799939

I bet marines are pretty cool dudes. Probably end up on a shore duty with them.
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>>133799956
>ain't half bad
high /k/ content, low /pol/
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>>133799201
No doubt. Going by what you said, you were over there when it aired and became a success. Again, words can't describe how jelly I am. CONUS is nice and familiar but I would have preferred the West Coast if I had to stay within the States.
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>>133800053
As it should be
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>>133799939
>YOU FUCKIN' TRACKIN
Did he get the knifehand out too? Gunnies are so ridiculously dramatic, in the AF nobody does that shit after Basic.
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>>133799092
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>>133800195
Rory fuck, Rory fuck...

>>133800053
So how would GATE be like if you replaced the Nips with the Americans instead?
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>kek
Take your garbage somewhere else, you clearly don't belong here.
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>>133799092
Eh, I honestly liked this one better. Something about that artstyle is just too freaky.

http://exhentai.org/g/855065/e7f75763a8/
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>>133800226
>So how would GATE be like if you replaced the Nips with the Americans instead?

Probably not much different, with the exception of a proxy army being set up to destabilize the empire. Also they'd have m14's or FAL's or something instead of the typewhatever.
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>>133800281
>http://exhentai.org/g/855065/e7f75763a8/
>impregnation

Thank you based Kalevala.
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>>133799092
I love how we joke about hymen regenerating and artist went straight with that.
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>>133800040
If you wear any uniform besides marine or if you're not a corpsman they tend to not care.
Even if you're a corpsman, if you're blueside, grunts and admin tend to not give fucks.
Being a blueside corpsman, I don't get as much love as the greenside guys. Though I get a comfortable room and less bs.
Okinawa is shit. Island is beautiful and enjoyable, the commands are terrible.

>>133800117
Masterguns are some of the coolest guys I have the graces of helping. It was just that one guy though. Usually it's
first sergeants and sergeant majors because they have inferiority complexes or some shit about not being field SNCOs.
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>>133799092
broken gallery
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>>133800246
What the fuck is this new bullshit? When did kek become unacceptable?
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>>133800610
Certain /pol/ shitpost keywords are now filtered to "kek", and this makes certain shitposters upset.

Don't let it worry you.
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Reminder that Yao is best girl.
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>tfw know a legionnaire who has Asuka tattoed covering his whole back
>keeps a naked asuka pic always in a pocket
>broke some nigger's jaw when it tried to take the pic

When i did my military service in the galpon where we slept there was a 2 meter tall Sena poster, the Sergeant in charge of our group told us that if someone tries to remove it he was gonna rain hell on all of us
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>>133794220
Cool I'm not alone in displaying figures in my barracks room
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>>133800914
Yao is some kind of helpless retard moe. It's okay but not best girl material. In the manga she's currently being forced to make a choice, so maybe she'll become best girl in the future, but right now she's just not.
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>>133800937
>When i did my military service in the galpon where we slept there was a 2 meter tall Sena poster, the Sergeant in charge of our group told us that if someone tries to remove it he was gonna rain hell on all of us
Should have replaced it with Yozora poster.
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>>133800226
Well they'd be bombing more people and then start drilling for oilfreedom
Destroy the empire, which would then crumble and result in a long lasting civil war when the Americans sell the residents guns and ammo for more drilling rites. All this while, residents from the empire slowly sneak into the US and start suicide bombing them. Republican go on about how it is their duty to spread Christianity to the non-believers even if they have to strap bibles to bombs, and that the empire hates the US because of freedom and how superior the US is. Democrats say war is unjust but can't come up with an idea on a better one. Trump says the US should destroy the gate and deport all of them to Mexico, he even proposes to build a wall around the gate made of steel 5 feet thick. Hillary listens to what students at universities around the country are saying and copies them. Bernie is the only one with any logical plan but nobody listens to him as he's a commie socialist. In the end Ben Carson becomes president because he kept saying that Jesus will return to Earth through the gate.
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>>133800972
>Yukiko
My man
>Asuna
>Miyuki
Dunno if you have shit taste or not
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>>133793449
The manga is a better adaptation.
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>>133800914
>imagines Rory's fate
>immediately thinks of rape

Sasuga dark elf.

>>133801167
Didn't the Japanese put a concrete dome around the gate and surround it in layers of checkpoints?

>>133801275
The manga doesn't shy away from showing gore but it still omits a bit of stuff from the LN.
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>>133800972
>Asuna fig.
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>>133801275
Overall? I agree. But the anime is fun too.
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>>133801167
>Trump says the US should destroy the gate and deport all of them to Mexico, he even proposes to build a wall around the gate made of steel 5 feet thick. Hillary listens to what students at universities around the country are saying and copies them. Bernie is the only one with any logical plan but nobody listens to him as he's a commie socialist. In the end Ben Carson becomes president because he kept saying that Jesus will return to Earth through the gate.

Disturbingly plausible.
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>>133801392
>Rory
>wearing momopan

She wears black lace-edged pantsu as part of her priestess outfit
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>>133800914
She's okay. I heard she starts wielding machine guns later in the series, so that's pretty neat. Can't hate an elf who handles assault rifles.
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>>133801518
When Itami goes dragonhunting, he brings shitloads of panzerfausts with him and Yao learns to use them against the Fire Dragon.
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>>133800061
It was definitely a good time. Went to Tokyo three or four times while I was there and went to Akiba each time. I don't want to know how much money I blew each time I went there...

Also, like >>133800545 said, when I was stationed at Kadena I loved the island and the people, but the base itself was gigantic, always super busy, and generally just a huge hassle and a headache to navigate every day. I'd go back in a heartbeat, though.

Especially for CoCo's curry. I miss it every single goddamn day, it kills me.
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>>133800972
I remember the struggle of displaying shit in my room when I was in the barracks. So many limitations on what you can do. Thankfully I have an apartment now and the place is 9000% weab. I never have anyone other than a couple guys who are almost as weab as I am.
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I still can't get over Bozes' and PiƱa's anime designs. I'm too used to their bombshell looks from the manga.
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>>133801660
I feel ya
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>>133801516
>as part of her priestess outfit

Perhaps she wears other pantsu when she's off duty.
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>>133801705
>all those monstergirls getting fucked over
JAPAAAANN!!!
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>>133801518
>Can't hate an elf who handles assault rifles.
Damn right.
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>>133793740
Yup. I could sum up the military in one statement. "the most fun you'll never want to have again."
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>>133801705
I can't be the only one to be unable to stand the manga's artstyle

anime is still too moe though
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>>133801705
I... I like the anime designs a lot more.
Actually, it's what put me off buying the second volume of the GATE manga after I bought the first volume when the anime just started airing.
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>>133801705
Animu Yanagida looks too fabulous and not cynical enough. 3/10, would neither scheme with nor bromance.
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>>133801747
They raped Persia and Mamina. Damn heretics!

All the girls in general look softer and less threatening. I think it's a net loss because the fact that the girls were strong independent womyn in looks made them more attractive.

>>133801711
I hope she wears no pantsu and grants the faithful a glimpse of heaven between her thighs.
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>>133801705
It's weird how exact this is but I prefer all of the japanese people's anime designs and all the fantasy character's manga designs.
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>>133801946
Buy it. I bought all of them. Do your duty.
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>>133799761
Probably a korbofag. His waifu will not forgive him for hurting other 2d.
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>>133802029
Maybe if the second season of the anime is good enough then I will. First season couldn't convince me to buy more than the 1 volume.
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>>133801980
>I hope she wears no pantsu and grants the faithful a glimpse of heaven between her thighs.

Not sure if Emory would be heaven or somewhere lower, but you have a solid idea for keeping the faith alive.
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>>133802068
>Remove Awoo
>Korbofag

I doubt it, although there are a lot of them and some are nutjobs.
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>>133802123
Hardy is the god of the underworld, while Emloy is not stated. It could be heaven too.
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>>133801828
Nah that more accurately describes boot camp. It fucking sucks while you're in there, but you only ever remember the good stuff.
>tfw you remember all those times one of your buddies would get destroyed by an instructor
>tfw struggling not to laugh during routine ass-chewings
>tfw feeling invincible when doing running cadences
>tfw graduation day with your new brothers, hugging and crying with each other, because WE made it, not just you
The days when your biggest concern was whether you'd pass your inspections are nostalgic as fuck to look back on, really.
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Does anyone have that YT video of that one tripfag that recorded his CO's reaction to his room inspection and seeing all the animu shit everywhere?
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>tfw the anime will only show Gizzele for one episode. And she will have the horrible anime redesign.
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>>133802335
Even the most gruelling shit work like digging trenches becomes easier in a group.

>>133802549
I'm sure she needs help replenishing all the dragons who got killed, I volunter to help her breed them.
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>>133802538
It's been posted in this thread twice, anon.
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>>133802335
>tfw struggling not to laugh during routine ass-chewings
I would feel like this would be my biggest problem if I were to enlist. How do you guys deal with that shit?
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>>133802719
Clench your teeth and try to control yourself. Laughing is contagious, don;t fuck your bros up.
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>>133801705
I don't particularly like their anime designs.


>>133801580
>Akiba
Hot damn, I'd go broke. How'd you pull off getting it all back in one piece?
Also, keep getting lost on kadena.
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>>133802824
>I don't particularly like their anime designs.
They turned the Manga women into Idols, and they turned the monstergirls into just monsters.
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>>133801275
CHAPTER 50
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>>133803050
51 soon
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>>133802719
I can't tell you how many times I would run into the latrine because I'd die of laughter at one of my buddies getting yelled at for having a crappy wall locker or something he wasn't supposed to have in there.

You eventually learn to control it when you're out of the dorm/barracks though, because if yelling doesn't work, they'll just put you on your face, see if you laugh again after that. Pic related.
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>>133802824
Who keeps getting lost? You? Also I just brought a really big suitcase, it was a short flight so nothing got damaged.
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>>133803357
>wall lockers

Ugh don't remind me of that shit.
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>>133795500
>Everyone in Singapore goes through some sort of military camp
You do realize that's completely pointless for a micro nation like Singapore, right? Any country nowadays can bombard Singapore into the ground from hundreds if not thousands of kilometers away with long range rockets, there's absolutely no need for anyone to risk their troops invading Singapore.
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>>133803866
You didn't actually read any of that guys other posts before you replied to something from 4 hours ago, did you?
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>>133800972
Im torn with the good taste and shit taste thats mixed in this pic
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>>133803100
December right?
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>>133804277
nope, november.
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Despite its faults, I'm still looking forward to the second season.
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this would be good if the mc wasn't such a goddamn gary stu

and if the anime followed the manga's tone more
in the anime it seems to lean much more heavily on the "japan is great and can do no harm" while the manga is like "yeah protecting the people is good and all but really we just want their oil and shit"
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>>133805403
I've heard the novel cause some tushie trouble because it was basically /pol/-tier, and was edited to be lighter on the politics in the LN
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>>133799602
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>>133793449
ur a kek
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>>133793449
>kek
Fuck off.
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