ITT: Tales from the University of /a/
How have your classes been going, anons?
Something appears to be wrong with our Guidance Counselor. Everytime I try to talk to him, he keeps on whining about some kind of robot, then on a moment's change he suddenly starts clapping and screaming "Congratulations'" If it weren't for our Rowing Team Captain and her "ara ara fufufufu~" I'd have left this university ages ago.
> Walking down the hall
> See Astrology teacher going to his class
> Fucking Psychology teacher appears behind the corner
> Calls Astrology teacher a moral faggot
> Cries and mutter " muh juria"
Everytime this shit happens, whats wrong with those guys?
God damn it, I want to marry her.
I know European History is fucked with all them jazz but is there really nothing other than wars in there?
Plus I think the dude just tried to do the Third Wave shit on us.
On other news, doesn't the History of Religion guy look like Johnny Depp?
Every year there's at least one autistic fuck who literally runs around the computer lab crying about how he's about to flunk Lain's classes and demanding help from random upperclassmen. How the fuck do these people even get accepted?
Took up mathematics. Prof isn't too flashy unlike some others I met in the hall, but he also seems to have a lack of understanding in the subject. We barely defined real numbers and he already makes a couple of grave mistakes every lecture.
Touma's subject could also be changed to
>having trouble so go see the guidance counsellor
>get into office but nobody is there
>wait for a few minutes
>door suddenly slams open and the dean marches in dragging the counsellor behind him
>dean throws the counsellor into the chair
>"You must sit in the chair and guide the students, Shinji!"
>continues to yell at the counsellor for a few more minutes until he storms out
>counsellor curls up on the chair and starts mumbling "I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away."
>unable to get anything more I leave, but decide to take his words to heart
>graduate a year later with full honours
>guidance counsellor is in the front row clapping as I come up on stage
> poverty law
Damn I have to visit that guidance counselor sometime.
Philosophy teacher does nothing but rant shit, depress some people and try to commit suicide. Nothing inspiring from that guy to use for my thesis.
Hes really mechanical in the way he grades, there is no A,B,C, or D...only right and wrong. I overheard classmates talkig about someone whos so calming yet commanding cant be human
So I took up Zoology and the first assignment is running to the next city to get some package for my prof, cause for some reasons they didn't deliver it to his house directly or something. Do I look like his errand boy?
Apparently it gets better though. Upperclassmen told me, I have to catch and bring him roughly 50 animals per semester. No idea where I could find 300 different species anywhere close, but it should be possible, right?
What ever happened to the old Literature professor?
>Washu not the head of science
OK OK. She destroyed a couple galaxies. But so what? Can she get her job back?
>Swimming Coach is not Battler
This is what we get for getting midgets as a president!
Can someone direct me to human resources? I'd like to apply to teach Gynocology.
Remind me Kimura sensei, why did you decide to become a high school teacher?
I passed the nuclear engineering office the other day and the things I saw scarred me for life.
So I quickly went around to the sex ed department for advice and
then da wrestlin coach came in and I was like
then those niggas from colonialism jumped into da fuckin car and
Oh sorry, I was just practicing for my Jive exam.
Nitori for Gender Studies
Eu for Linguistics
8man for Cognitive Sciences or Philosophy
Kayaba Akihiko (or Yuuko Amasawa) for Immersive Technologies
Meruem for Entomology
Kurisu for Quantum Mechanics
Roka for Game Design
Kanye West for Marketing
Nozaki (or Ken-chan/Maeno) for Publishing
Yukio Tanaka (BECK) for Rock Music
Theiamilis for Drama
Hakase for Product Design
Soma/Erina for Culinary Studies
All I can think of at the moment.
This guy will teach you all you need to know about gender
Anyone ever pass by the nuclear engineering classroom after hours? I always hear grunting and the sound of a desk being scooted over. Prof Einstein always closes the blinds and locks the door after class, so there can't be any students in there.
Must be a ghost or something.
Nah don't worry, what he meant was that he should hang himself. He's a jap and japs aren't that good with pronouns.
If you actually want to kill yourself, you can get pretty good guidance by him.
was he supposed to look identical to pic related?
>paleontology teacher refuses to speak
>oral healt teacher arrested on charges of sexually abusing children
>tele-communications teacher always gives the same lesson every class
I hate this place.
Okay, but be careful what you wish for...
>mfw bachelor's in marketing
Isn't that the guy from TTGL?
Does anyone know if our criminal justice professor is actually certified to teach his course? I'm pretty sure he's just making up his lectures as he goes along, and the fact that he never puts away his gun is making me very uncomfortable. Is he even allowed to have that thing on campus?
Ever since I took that Time Management course, the amount of free time I've gained has increases exponentially. I mean my work productivity is through the roof, what took 3 hours to do now takes only 5 minutes.
>Shinji as guidance Councillor
>Lio Shirazumi teaching Home Economics
>Denwa teaching Telecommunications