Why aren't you holding her /a/?

I was turning her entry plug into a snow globe. They banned me from ever entering an entry plug again.

Such a whiny cunt she was. No amount of explanation and rhetorics from the asukafags can ever make me like this bitch.

>>133772475
Breasts too small. Needs to be at least a big c.

>>133772607
Why are you such a hothead anon

>>133772475
I'm not into hopeless, weak women.

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>>133772475
Would if I truly could, as always. Nope, just got incarnated in a pretty unremarkable 3D world. This thread is always so sobering.

DON'T RAPE MY MIND

>>133772475
>her

>>133772919
EPIK
P
I
K

>>133772955
You spelled eric wrong.

>>133772475
Because she uses Bible trivia to ask then complains when nobody attacks her in the middle of the night.

After all this time, I still prefer 3D over her.

>>133772475
She's a terrible person who deserved to die horribly

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>>133773064
>>133773170
>she

>>133773170
I'm not sorry a redhead bullied you in school, anon.

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>>133773170

>>133773479
Only a whiteknighting fedorafag would like Asuka

>>133773213
Witnessed

>>133772475
Because that's moots job.

>>133773806
awww

>>133773806
You do realize he relinquished his mana to a 3DPD at 19, yes?

>>133772475
Cuz I'm fapping to perfection!

>>133772475
She isnt real.

>>133773874
I'm in the denial stage of grievance, and don't think I'll ever leave. Its nice here, everything seems to be perfect even if i know its broken.

>>133772475
I will anon, I will
Because I'm going to marry Asuka

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>>133772475
I love Mari, I can't deny it!

>>133772475
[HALLELUJAH CHORUS INTENSIFIES]

>>133774894
who

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>>133774985
The best girl EVA!

>>133775215
Whoever that is, she wasn't in NGE or EoE.
You can't possibly suggest she is one of those fanservice ripoffs out of those crappy rebuild movies right? I mean no sane person with dignity would watch or even like those after watching the original series.

>>133774859
See you in that great Asukabowl in the sky.

>>133775414
Godspeed anon

>>133774859
Homosexual marriage isn't legal

>>133772475
but i am

>>133772919
EBIN
B
I
N

>>133772475
I am... I'm holding her down and raping her.

>>133778778
Kill yourself. That couldn't have been more tryhard edgy or unfunny.