Sometimes ...I get these "urges" when I think about

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>>133724340
/a/, please. I came because I need your help.

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>>133724340
elves are superior beings and you should follow your heart and get a beautiful elf waifu immediately.

>>133724340

We starting an elf rape thread?

Alright give me a bit before I start dumping them gettin anal ravaged like the cum dumpsters they are.

>>133724973
I wonder how would an elf high on cocaine be.

>>133724973
that's just some sort of inbred Finn

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be mindful of your surroundings when near any elves

>>133725149
why?

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>>133725149
Elves are swift at the task of detecting immoral behavior.

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>>133724340
>>133725059

https://youtu.be/F4CZ96KObQs

I want to take my dark elf girlfriend to the archery range on a deitou! Then have a picnic with her!!!

>>133725257
Bullshit, pure anti-elven propaganda.

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>>133725129
i'll punch your cornhole if you dont watch what you say about best elf.

>>133724458
Sudden, extreme urge to cuddle.

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>>133725819
>If you know what I mean

>no cute elf gf for you to whisper in her ears how much you love her.

Why even live /a/?

>>133725926
>whisper in her ears how much you love her.
and that's why you dont have an elf gf
elves want to be abused, not loved

>>133725911
I mean cuddle: hold her close under the covers, we're both in pajamas, I rub her back, sniff her hair, while she clings to me and nuzzles my chest.

that's it.

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>>133725926
>no cute drow gf to save from being burnt at the stake and then to travel the land with

>ITT niggers

Threadly reminder it's not ____ if it's an elf.

>>133724458
>>133725819
Look at the text.
It's incest with her dad.

Also source please, for scientific purposes of course.

>>133725551
Source my dick demands it.

>>133725345
>bullshit
>anti elven propaganda
>Implying I don't want impregnate my cute dark elf daughter

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>>133725551
>you will never be weaponised by an elf as rapemachine to their dark elf enemies
>you will never bring her victory with your dick of justice
>she will never stammer she wouldnt mind it too much if you passe a bit of justice on her in your home

>>133726164
http://exhentai.org/g/470937/cf4cdca56d/

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>>133726225

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I like elves drow.

>>133726339
Drown?

>>133726381
No, drow.

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>>133726339

>>133726491
Are you sure? Because she looks the part

>>133726501
Drow are NOT sluts, they're well, uh, libertine.
I guess males in drow society are the sluts, not the females.

>>133726537
100% sure.

>raped an elf boy in the woods

What happened to me.

>>133726638
Probably overdosed on drugs or alcohol because elves do not exist.

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>>133726339

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>>133726702

>>133724340
Not your blog.

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>>133726339
Fucking drows

>>133725977
That's my problem, I can't abuse someone even if I tried.

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I want to adventure with an elf girl.

>>133725978
You know what? Fuck it. I want this too.

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I want to capture a brown elf!

>>133728553
you sure showed him
you trying out to be a mod? because that was impressive.

>>133724340
Continue.