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Sometimes ...I get these "urges" when I think about

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Sometimes ...I get these "urges" when I think about elves, particularly the swarthy ones. It's sick and I know it's wrong, I mean I'm a human, you know? No one should like these ...pointy eared freaks.

Can /a/ help my out by discussing how gross elves are and posting anti-elf images and ABSOLUTELY NOT doing the opposite by posting cute elf pics and discussing how moe and nice they are?
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>>133724340
/a/, please. I came because I need your help.
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>>133724340
elves are superior beings and you should follow your heart and get a beautiful elf waifu immediately.
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>>133724340

We starting an elf rape thread?

Alright give me a bit before I start dumping them gettin anal ravaged like the cum dumpsters they are.
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>>133724973
I wonder how would an elf high on cocaine be.
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>>133724973
that's just some sort of inbred Finn
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be mindful of your surroundings when near any elves
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>>133725149
why?
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>>133725149
Elves are swift at the task of detecting immoral behavior.
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>>133724340
>>133725059
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https://youtu.be/F4CZ96KObQs

I want to take my dark elf girlfriend to the archery range on a deitou! Then have a picnic with her!!!
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>>133725257
Bullshit, pure anti-elven propaganda.
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>>133725129
i'll punch your cornhole if you dont watch what you say about best elf.
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>>133724458
Sudden, extreme urge to cuddle.
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>>133725819
>If you know what I mean
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>no cute elf gf for you to whisper in her ears how much you love her.

Why even live /a/?
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>>133725926
>whisper in her ears how much you love her.
and that's why you dont have an elf gf
elves want to be abused, not loved
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>>133725911
I mean cuddle: hold her close under the covers, we're both in pajamas, I rub her back, sniff her hair, while she clings to me and nuzzles my chest.

that's it.
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>>133725926
>no cute drow gf to save from being burnt at the stake and then to travel the land with
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>ITT niggers
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Threadly reminder it's not ____ if it's an elf.
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>>133724458
>>133725819
Look at the text.
It's incest with her dad.

Also source please, for scientific purposes of course.
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>>133725551
Source my dick demands it.
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>>133725345
>bullshit
>anti elven propaganda
>Implying I don't want impregnate my cute dark elf daughter
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>>133725551
>you will never be weaponised by an elf as rapemachine to their dark elf enemies
>you will never bring her victory with your dick of justice
>she will never stammer she wouldnt mind it too much if you passe a bit of justice on her in your home
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>>133726164
http://exhentai.org/g/470937/cf4cdca56d/
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>>133726225
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I like elves drow.
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>>133726339
Drown?
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>>133726381
No, drow.
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>>133726339
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>>133726491
Are you sure? Because she looks the part
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>>133726501
Drow are NOT sluts, they're well, uh, libertine.
I guess males in drow society are the sluts, not the females.

>>133726537
100% sure.
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>raped an elf boy in the woods

What happened to me.
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>>133726638
Probably overdosed on drugs or alcohol because elves do not exist.
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>>133726339
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>>133726702
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>>133724340
Not your blog.
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>>133726339
Fucking drows
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>>133725977
That's my problem, I can't abuse someone even if I tried.
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I want to adventure with an elf girl.
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>>133725978
You know what? Fuck it. I want this too.
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I want to capture a brown elf!
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>>133728553
you sure showed him
you trying out to be a mod? because that was impressive.
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>>133724340
Continue.
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