>wake up in your room
>see this next to you
Impregnate, start family, quit NEET lifestyle, become loving husband, loving father and live a life of joy... then wake up
This guy... so heartless
First wonder what the fuck is going on, then realize anime became real, and lastly watch as my brief moment of joy mutates into a deep despair as I realize God has forsaken me, sending just a regular catgirl instead of mai waifu
>reality becomes a 2D wonderland and anon gets his own voluptuous catgirl free of charge
>still finds a reason to complain
I think you're just not cut out to be happy. Seriously, the fault lies entirely with you.
I'd probably be extremely frightened and I might even have a mental breakdown if I'm going to be quite honest with you senpai. In terms of immediate action I would probably go back under my covers for a cool minute.
You're just a manslut. Any girl would do so long as she was 2D. You aren't worthy of your waifu's love.
I'm not saying I would treat Black Hanekawa badly. I'd simply help her get on her feet in this world, then give her a hand finding some other anon who held her as their true waifu and would appreciate her more than I ever could, wish them happiness and go on with my life. She's a bro so I'd hope to keep in touch as a family friend, but that's it.
Meanwhile, you'd stick your dick in anything that walks and lacks a dimension. Shamefur dispray.
It's a cat, right? Pet if of course. What could possibly go wrong?
Now here's an interesting idea. A MC that keeps getting opportunities to have his own story thrown at him but hands out the role to another person every single time, without fail. Writefags, any takers?
Call bestest girl to drive a dirty cat out
The common factor in all these posts is shit taste.
Why are you saying these stupid things like having sex with her?
She will laugh, kill you in a horrible way and fuck your dead body
I only want to impregnate 2 girls in the entire world, Taylor Swift and black hanekawa.
Its an obsession for me.
>Why would a demure and studious girl like Hanekawa own such lewd underwear?
Ever heard about idiom still waters run deep?
Use her to pick up guys obviously. Imagine how many guys you could lure in with that. Just get them drunk enough they can't tell what's going on and gg.
Start making litters of kittens.
You don't watch anime much do you?
>Oh no! I fell down! My mouth just happened to land on your dick!
>Oh no! I fell down! My dick just happened to wind up down your throat.
>Not wanting to get energy drained
>calls others peons
get a load of this faggot
>every single episode is the MC trying to avoid the first episode of every other anime
>finds a Death Journal; leaves it on the ground
>only seat in class is in the back by the window; asks someone to trade because of "bad eyesight"
>mysterious transfer student tries to be friends; repeatedly "forgets" to meet up after school
>there is a rumor about a haunted building; doesn't go
>alien latches onto arm; immediately cuts it off
The thing is that things like those are outside the character's will, and will be ultimately determined by the plot whether the character likes it or not.
>>finds a Death Journal; leaves it on the ground
>But Death Journal keeps appearing again every day in random places on the ground despite MC ignoring it
>People don't seem to notice its existence, only MC does
>The more MC ignores it, the more implausible and "uncomfortable" events occur around it (possibly it starts appearing inside his own room), until MC is finally forced to take it
Wow, I think I sort of wrote a horror plot...
Oh, I though of other ones:
>MC begins hearing voices inside his head telling him about the Death Journal
>Voices tell MC that a passenger will disappear
>MC laughs it off and ignores it
>When Death Journal appears inside MC's room, he begins experiencing tactile sensations, like an invisible hand pushing his back from behind towards the Death Journal
Put that ferocious feline down like a sane human would