[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Voyeur Cams | Click for more| Home]

>wake up in your room >see this next to you what do?

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.
Voyeur Cams

Thread replies: 104
Thread images: 27

File: best grill.png (544KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
best grill.png
544KB, 1280x720px
>wake up in your room
>see this next to you

what do?
>>
Wonder why my bedroom is in the middle of a street.
>>
>>133680550
do a 360 and kiss her on the forehead.
>>
I fucking locked the door, how'd you get in?
>>
Put her feet in my mouth.
>>
>>133680585
First sign of gayness.
>>
>>133680550
Try to avoid contact because she'd accidentally kill me upon touching her
>>
give her the catnip
>>
Fuck her with my dick
>>
>>133680631
Fuck her with his dick
>>
>>133680631
/thread
>>
fuck her with my foot
>>
>>133680550

I remember that Junji Ito short about the bird woman then be confused as fuck whether I should be aroused or terrified.
>>
Fuck her with my nose
>>
>>133680550
Force her to eat a bowl of eggs
>>
File: dank meme 015.jpg (17KB, 320x320px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
dank meme 015.jpg
17KB, 320x320px
Impregnate, start family, quit NEET lifestyle, become loving husband, loving father and live a life of joy... then wake up

>>133680804
This guy... so heartless
>>
First wonder what the fuck is going on, then realize anime became real, and lastly watch as my brief moment of joy mutates into a deep despair as I realize God has forsaken me, sending just a regular catgirl instead of mai waifu
>>
>>133680604
this
>>
>>133681281
>reality becomes a 2D wonderland and anon gets his own voluptuous catgirl free of charge
>still finds a reason to complain
I think you're just not cut out to be happy. Seriously, the fault lies entirely with you.
>>
>>133680550
Fap violently
>>
I'd probably be extremely frightened and I might even have a mental breakdown if I'm going to be quite honest with you senpai. In terms of immediate action I would probably go back under my covers for a cool minute.
>>
>>133681422
You're just a manslut. Any girl would do so long as she was 2D. You aren't worthy of your waifu's love.

I'm not saying I would treat Black Hanekawa badly. I'd simply help her get on her feet in this world, then give her a hand finding some other anon who held her as their true waifu and would appreciate her more than I ever could, wish them happiness and go on with my life. She's a bro so I'd hope to keep in touch as a family friend, but that's it.

Meanwhile, you'd stick your dick in anything that walks and lacks a dimension. Shamefur dispray.
>>
>>133681598

I think you would be the first MC in all history to literally write himself out of the story.
>>
>>133681729
Not if you realize Sunohara was the real MC of Clannad.
>>
File: 1446143737301.png (16KB, 127x130px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1446143737301.png
16KB, 127x130px
It's a cat, right? Pet if of course. What could possibly go wrong?
>>
>>133681729
Now here's an interesting idea. A MC that keeps getting opportunities to have his own story thrown at him but hands out the role to another person every single time, without fail. Writefags, any takers?
>>
>>133681902
She could "accidentally" suck your dick and subsequently suck your soul out.
>>
not allowed to have cats in my apartment, politely ask her to leave
>>
>>133680550
Repeat after me...
>>
>>133680550
Feed her eggs
>>
>>133681996
>accidentally
I don't think that's how it works.
>>
>>133680550
Demand pictures of her in suggestive poses that I can fap to. Once I start fapping to the pictures she is going to want to fuck me anyway because of my delicious big dick.
>>
>>133680550
Ask her if she knows where I can find monkey
>>
Make her say tongue twisters until she collapses of fatigue. Cat a shit.
>>
File: image.png (323KB, 1436x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.png
323KB, 1436x768px
>>133682339
>>
File: image.png (167KB, 560x683px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.png
167KB, 560x683px
>>133680550
Call bestest girl to drive a dirty cat out
>>
File: hanekawa 2.jpg (100KB, 543x1000px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hanekawa 2.jpg
100KB, 543x1000px
Be prepared to be drained dry
>>
>>133682644
Can't be helped.
>>
>>133682406
>>133682512
>>133682589
The common factor in all these posts is shit taste.
>>
File: meme.png (529KB, 1119x633px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
meme.png
529KB, 1119x633px
>>133680550
A Cat is fine too
>>
>>133682406
This.
>>
File: cat strut.gif (3MB, 480x270px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
cat strut.gif
3MB, 480x270px
>>133682644
>>
>>133682644
Boner Intensity: 1000%
>>
>>133682644
Why would a demure and studious girl like Hanekawa own such lewd underwear?
>>
File: 59B653888.jpg (52KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
59B653888.jpg
52KB, 1280x720px
Why are you saying these stupid things like having sex with her?

She will laugh, kill you in a horrible way and fuck your dead body
>>
>>133682755
To please Muraragi
>>
>>133682717
Which episode is this? My boner would remember but I don't recall.
>>
>>133682819
Movie.
>>
>>133682768
I'd still get tou fuck her though-
>>
>>133682755
Even though she's living a chaste life, she's a lewd beast at heart.
>>
So is Black Hanekawa's late-night excursions supposed to mean Hanekawa is doing enko?
>>
File: hanekawa 5.jpg (515KB, 2047x1447px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hanekawa 5.jpg
515KB, 2047x1447px
>>
>>133681422
>reality becomes a 2D wonderland and anon gets his own voluptuous catgirl free of charge

I am gay, I like muscular young men. I wouldn't know what to do with a catgirl..
>>
Tell her to put her cloths on and to leave or the cops will be called within 5 minutes.

Most anons are thinking with their dick and not the consequences of their actions to pass.
>>
>>133680616
You know nobody needs to get attracted to somebody

Your dick will kill you someday trust me pause
>>
Wherever I am I must also rape
>>
>>133680550
Jizz my pants, of course.
>>
File: 1370289497737.gif (1MB, 500x286px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1370289497737.gif
1MB, 500x286px
>>
>>133683575
What does cat pussy feel like?
>>
>>133680550
Tell her to dance, and sit there watching for hours, investing in every inch of her moving body.

Fuck when it's over.
>>
>>133683692
>>
>>133683782
A cat blowjob is fine too.
>>
>>133682701
I absolutely love her with this facial expression and hand pose. Few characters make it this fascinating.
>>
File: 1447660474239.jpg (214KB, 746x718px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1447660474239.jpg
214KB, 746x718px
>>133683843
I only want to impregnate 2 girls in the entire world, Taylor Swift and black hanekawa.

Its an obsession for me.
>>
File: 1374641629778.gif (700KB, 480x198px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1374641629778.gif
700KB, 480x198px
>>133683782
>>133683842
>>
>>133682755
>Why would a demure and studious girl like Hanekawa own such lewd underwear?

Ever heard about idiom still waters run deep?
>>
>>133680827
>become loving husband, loving father
You deserve a good life anon.
>>
File: neko.gif (825KB, 468x580px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
neko.gif
825KB, 468x580px
>>133680550
I would do really lewd things with her
>>
Call a mental hospital as I've clearly lost my mind.
>>
File: Breeding.png (451KB, 730x545px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Breeding.png
451KB, 730x545px
>>133680550
I BREED with it
>>
>>133680591
360? Then you'd be kissing nothing idiot.
>>
>>133680550
sneeze uncontrollably since im alergic to cats
>>
>>133683358
Use her to pick up guys obviously. Imagine how many guys you could lure in with that. Just get them drunk enough they can't tell what's going on and gg.

>>133680550
Start making litters of kittens.

>>133682307
You don't watch anime much do you?

>Oh no! I fell down! My mouth just happened to land on your dick!

>Oh no! I fell down! My dick just happened to wind up down your throat.
>>
>>133684094
My African American family.
>>
File: 1418183354692.jpg (88KB, 800x1138px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1418183354692.jpg
88KB, 800x1138px
>>133682768
HxH reference?
>>
File: 1447654359391.jpg (417KB, 2500x2500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1447654359391.jpg
417KB, 2500x2500px
>>133685041
this guy...
>>
>>133685041
I think you're confusing 360 with 180...
>>
>>133680550
Pat head
>>
Immediately wrestle to ground and commenced coitus.
>>
>>133685041
man its only 8pm, don't be this dank, its too early for that
>>
ITT: peons who would get Energy Drained.
>>
File: 1446170825016.jpg (525KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1446170825016.jpg
525KB, 1920x1080px
>>133687394
>Not wanting to get energy drained
>calls others peons

get a load of this faggot
>>
>>133680550
Reminder that this is a guy, and your sexual thoughts probably means you need to get out of the closet
>>
>>133687537
The original cat was male but Hanekawa is female, and this sawarineko is more Hanekawa than cat.
>>
>>133687685
meant to reply to >>133687623
>>
>>133685183
that's not how it works for heterosexuals
>>
>>
i would summon the bat, before car split me in half
>>
>>133681904
>every single episode is the MC trying to avoid the first episode of every other anime

>finds a Death Journal; leaves it on the ground
>only seat in class is in the back by the window; asks someone to trade because of "bad eyesight"
>mysterious transfer student tries to be friends; repeatedly "forgets" to meet up after school
>there is a rumor about a haunted building; doesn't go
>alien latches onto arm; immediately cuts it off
>>
File: 1445728730532.jpg (115KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1445728730532.jpg
115KB, 1280x720px
>>133690027
>>
Call the pound.
>>
>>133680550
get her to talk about imaginary menageries
>>
>>133690935
The thing is that things like those are outside the character's will, and will be ultimately determined by the plot whether the character likes it or not.

For example:
>>finds a Death Journal; leaves it on the ground
>But Death Journal keeps appearing again every day in random places on the ground despite MC ignoring it
>People don't seem to notice its existence, only MC does
>The more MC ignores it, the more implausible and "uncomfortable" events occur around it (possibly it starts appearing inside his own room), until MC is finally forced to take it

Wow, I think I sort of wrote a horror plot...
>>
>>133692717
Oh, I though of other ones:

>MC begins hearing voices inside his head telling him about the Death Journal
>Voices tell MC that a passenger will disappear
>MC laughs it off and ignores it
>Passenger disappears

>When Death Journal appears inside MC's room, he begins experiencing tactile sensations, like an invisible hand pushing his back from behind towards the Death Journal
>>
>>133692717
>>133692865
For all its worth, I placed a more complete version here: >>133693700 ("Write original anime plots" thread).
>>
>>133680550
Penetrate her vagina nice and easy until she can feel her womb's mouth touching the head of my dick.
Proceed to cum at will while looking at her face up close.
>>
>>133694220
You will literally cum your soul out because the energy drain will kill you in a minute.

Be sure to save a lot of cum and do it in her most dangerous day
>>
>>133687537
Cat is a complete male at that point and second appearance as well. Only on tsubasa tiger the cat became asexual.
>>
>>133681281
>regular catgirl

Have you seen this anime, anon?
>>
>>133680550
Satiate my libido since I'm not a jew brainwashed homosexual.
>>
She doesn't look so dangerous... Would she really kill me if I tried to fuck her?
>>
>>133694980
Go for it and see what happens
>>
File: magnumforce.jpg (42KB, 672x396px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
magnumforce.jpg
42KB, 672x396px
Put that ferocious feline down like a sane human would
Thread posts: 104
Thread images: 27


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.