Have you trained your right hand yet /a/?

But I use my left hand.

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>>133676509
my nigga

>>133676509
Hell yeah.
Left hand for fap, right hand for mouse.

I never skip hand day.

>>133676624
>fapping in your room
I fap with my left hand too but it was more because I thought fapping with my non-dominant hand would feel new. Now i can't fap with my right hand.

Anyone else have a death grip

This series has helped me lose 20 pounds and counting.

>>133676509
>>133676624
>>133676823
>not being ambidextrous

I fap gentlemanly

>>133677022
I tip my hat to your masturbation habits, good sir.

>>133677022
How do you do that?

>>133677061
Extend your pinky finger while fapping

>>133677069
if you hold your hand right you can make it slide between your balls. It feels great.

>>133676509
This is the proper thing to do.

>>133677212
Yes.

>>133676823
>>I fap with my left hand too but it was more because I thought fapping with my non-dominant hand would feel new. Now i can't fap with my right hand.

Dude same here. I'm right-handed but I can't fucking fap with it. I have to use my left hand.

>>133676441
>fapping to 13 year old

>>133677328
>>133677378
I have no clue what this is but it sounds unhealthy and dangerous. I recommend that you both cease this pointless vice immediately.

>>133676823
>Now i can't fap with my right hand.
fucking this, I don't understand, I can't switch back
I think it's because it's easier to use the mouse with dominant hand but not the other way around?

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>>133677403
People on /a/ fap to 11 year olds, anon.

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>>133677409
But it feels so nice.

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>>133677328


>>133677409
It's shoving long things up your urethra. It feels really good, and I've done it two times - but stopped, because I fear infections.

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>>133677409
>I have no clue what this is
My dick is hurting just thinking about what's in those spoilers

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>>133676509

>>133677212
>>133677290
>>133677328
>>133677378
ｈｉ　ａｍ　Ｙｕｎａ

ｐｌｅａｓｅ　ｄｏ　ｎｏｔ　ｐｏｓｔｉｎｇ　ｔｈｉｓ

>>133677519
I want you to roughly put things into my urethra.

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>>133677328
>the litres of precum I had when I tried it for the first time
>licking it

God-tier fetish.

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>>133676441
Read doujin to fap, end up going "Awwww" the whole time

Watch suposedly cute excercise anime, end up faping.

>>133677452
describe it

Good thread boys.

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>willingly inserting objects in your penis
>harming your reproductive organs in any fashion

I will never understand this degeneracy.

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>>133677543
D-doesn't it hurt a lot though senpai...

It seems too scary for me to try it

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a second thread was a mistake

>>133677562
>reproductive organs
let's be honest people here aren't going to reproduce

>>133677328
degenerates faggot

>>133677622
>If you feel any pain or see any blood, STOP.
nopenopenopenopenope
NO

And the fun is gone.

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Sorry mods.

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Why did this thread die all of a sudden?

>>133677743
Mods happened.

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>>133677676
How is listening to a stomach curling urethra penetration story fun?

>>133677819
How is it not?

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>>133676509
>>133676989
>used to be ambi
>can't use left anymore

>>133677896
You can definitely train it up again

in all seriousness fap with your left to start with it will make it more dextrous.

Also try doing stuff with your left more often in general, like reaching for stuff, maybe use your mouse with your left. In a year or so you'll be more ambi again.

I was born left but taught to write with my right, kind of a forced ambi. Now getting my left back up to speed, hopefully I'll be able to write with it soon.

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I'M SORRY I POSTED THAT STUFF.


PLEASE KEEP POSTING ABOUT YOUR MASTURBATORY HABITS

>>133676624
>>133676509
My african american nigger.

>>133677562
Well, I got a boner so something was accomplished. I'm too scared to try it, though.

>>>/b/
Take your blog shit somewhere else.

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>>133678380
>naked

Shit taste anon.

>all these fucking peasants using their hands

Fleshlight master race.

This is what happens when you try to force daily/general threads for a 3 minutes short.

>>133676509
Fucking this, and if you're an /a/non it should be the same for each and eveyone of you

>>133678630
It makes me happy to see others who understand the doctrine of sexy clothing.

>>133678630
But this is wrong

Cockteasing distracts the mind since it's now focused on trying to fill in the blanks rather putting all it's power onto the sexiness of the woman's body you're focused on the clothing, which demeans the woman.


Also are you going to post the page following this where the MC just rips off her clothing and rapes her again?

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>>133678683
Fucking this. This show should have one autosage thread a week at most, right after the episode airs. We aren't even talking about the exercises in the anime anymore, this is just literal circlejerking.

>>133677403
The fact that it's taboo makes it more sexy, better than those punks who think fapping to girls in clothing is better than them being naked

>>133678980
>live in Japan
>buy a Tenga for shits and giggles
>feels great
>read on 4chins that those things are garbage
What do I move on to

>>133679268
>>>/jp/14365565

>>133676509

I use my Left hand for the majority of the fap, then switch to my Right right when I'm about to cum for high power-fap output

>>133677459
>It's shoving long things up your urethra. It feels really good, and I've done it two times - but stopped, because I fear infections.
same here, tried it twice, you have to get through the itchiness first but after that it fees goddamn good, but it supposedly very dangerous so i stopped doing it.

I woke up today and pretty much cannot curve my back and the pain in the lower part is killing me. Masturbating hurts.

I always self-insert as a girl, and can only revert back to the guy when I drink my own cum.

>>133676441
This is nothing to a fap gauntlet veteran such as I

>>133679751
I wont lose to you, since I'm a Cock Hero veteran.

>>133676509
I use both hands at the same time.

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>>133676441
But she's asking us to train the left leg.

>>133679510
Just buy the right kind of sounds. Rosebuds are the best. Also go slow at first. I'm up to about a 4 gauge now.

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>>133678944
>distracts the mind since it's now focused on trying to fill in the blanks rather putting all it's power onto the sexiness of the woman's body you're focused on the clothing
but that's doing it wrong

This episode made me diamonds the fastest yet

>>133676509
I heard someone once say that those that grew up after the internet mostly fap with their left hand (assuming right handed). In contrast to those that from pre-internet olde times.

>>133679403
Fucking this.

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>>133679403
This. But mostly because left one gets tired and starts to hurt.

>>133679403
It's the only way to do it anon

>>133676441
I don't need my hand, I only need one finger.

>>133681409
Explain.

>>133681473
He's a little girls

>>133681546
I'm actually not.

>>133681473
It's a secret technique I developed during my teenage years because I was too lazy to move my hand that much and it only works if you have a foreskin

>>133681610
I'm interested, please continue.

>>133681645
It's a bit embarassing, but oh well. You use the thumb and stroke the foreskin in a circular motion, it is both faster and more energy efficient than using the hand

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>>133681742
Grabbing it like a joystick?

>>133681775
Exactly. It could be called man's ultimate technique.

>>133681610
O-oh? You too?

I did that too, and the first time I did that I didn't really expect to cum by doing that - I was doing it out of boredom.

>>133680728
I'm right handed and always use the right hand to fap but I use the left hand for the mouse even when I don't fap.

>>133676441
>>133676509
Use both hands. One hand for dick and the other for balls.

It's weird when I'm faping to shit at my computer I can only use my left hand and when I'm laying in bed faping sideways with a pillow I can only fap with my right hand.

>>133676823
Non-dominant hands lead to different neural connections.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFs9WO2B8uI

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>>133676441
Well I tend to exercise my entire arm more.