ITT: Post your waifu, and other anons reply with guesses about what kind of person you are. Stuff like age/favorite things/life details/dick size/etc.
>>>/reddit/
>>133643066
Epic blog thread you cancerous piece of shit.
>>133643066
>Stuff like age/favorite things/life details/dick size/etc
fuck off reddit
>>133643116
>>133643122
>>133643171
i don't see what this has to do with reddit you autistic fucks. It's the same as the regular waifu thread but with one added thing
>>133643241
Blogging is not allowed here fuck off back to /soc/
>>133643283
it's not blogging if you're not the one saying anything about yourself faggot. Thanks to whoever posted the first negative shitty reply and derailed the thread btw. The opposite would be happening right now if the first poster wasn't being a butthurt nigger. You fucking hivemind fucks
>>133643241
4chan hates Reddit because people will bitch at you if you don't. It's just peer pressure that makes everyone pretend to hate Reddit, even though 90% of them give literally zero fucks about it. Same thing with the other bits of 4chan autism like not being allowed to use VLC or an image with tumblr in the filename you got from google search. Just people trying to keep their sekrit club secret and newfags trying to fit in by repeating these inane complaints that really serve no purpose at all.
>>133643432
What really pisses me off is when people bring reddit into the picture just to be contrarion butthurt faggots. OP's post had nothing to do with it
>>133643241
Calling things you don't like reddit is a meme. People on this site probably never even visit reddit, and have no idea what kind of culture exists there.
>browse reddit for latest news on stuff I'm interested in.
>browse 4chan for discussion and fun-posting.
been doing this for almost 7 years now.
try me
by the way I do not like her for her tiddies, she could be flat for all I care.
>>133644022
>>browse 4chan for discussion
>>133644210
>good sized penis
>especially introverted even by /a/ standards
>probably a figurefag
>very into the moe craze
>>133644442
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQkmT3FOfvQ Isn't she sexy af
>>133643920
Thing is, reddit and 4chan are pretty much the same userbase. Funny, isn't it?
We're just in denial.
>>133645458
Perhaps the same demographic, but I think the personalities and sentiments of 4channers and redditers differ quite a bit for the most part
>>133645292
You have a small wiener
>>133645603
yukinoshit fag
My waifu right there. Based Kashima.
/a/ is dead
>cancer thread
>cancerous waifus
How fucking unexpected to see Umarushit and Yaharifags here.
Fuck off.
Hit me with your best shot.
>>133643066
I'm curious.
>>133646694
>>>/m/
>>133646781
Not even close.
As for you
Age: twenties
Likes: forks
Enjoys futa
>>133646853
Pretty damn spot on.
>>133643116
>>133643122
>>133643171
>No fun
Not even OP, but relax, is like you just got violated or something akin to that.
>>133646610
Cuddly and devoted
Has pets
Twenties
>>133643066
>Moogs
Kekold desu lad
>>133644094
Age:Below 25
Favourite thing: Sitting in with a warm cup of beverage watching/reading anime/manga on a rainy fall afternoon.
Life:Dead end job for now
Why her: You are tired of the usual 3DPD attitude and want a simple girl from the country side, a homely girl.
>>133646694
Age: Below 20+2/-2
Games: Persona 3 FES is your favourite in the SMT series. You were never satisfied with Persona 4, you look forward to Persona 5.
Hobby: You like manga and anime, but you enjoy playing video games more.
Job: You are a student.
>>133645458
fuck off
reddit is for normies and /s4s/ tier shitposters
literally the only good things about reddit are the ones that actually do shit like the anime icon one
>>133647237
>Age: Below 20+2/-2
This is correct
>Games: Persona 3 FES is your favourite in the SMT series. You were never satisfied with Persona 4, you look forward to Persona 5.
This is partly correct. FES is my favourite and I am looking forward to 5, but I also enjoyed 4 quite a lot
>Hobby: You like manga and anime, but you enjoy playing video games more.
I do like anime and manga, but I almost never play video games
>Job: You are a student.
True
>>133646610
Age: Early 20s
About Fate: You liked the concept of Fate series, but never really loved how it was executed in the VN nor anime. You did not get what you wanted from the series until you played Fate/Extra. You would pick Caster before gender bent Arthur.
Animals:You like felines more than canines.
Job: NEET
>>133647355
Oh, is fun getting some of them right.
>>133647397
Really? She is carbon copy of ideal girls losing.
Thread sounds interesting but my waifu is from vidya though
>>133648195
Unless is a shit game, is bound to have an anime adaptation.
>>133647461
mean
How the fuck is this thread still up?
>>133648195
Fucking /v/. This is just more proof /v/ is ruining everything. Fuck you.
>>133647355
Now this is blogging.
>>133643432
But I actually hate reddit. Gone on there twice for porn and it was just stuff from Google. Tumblr has better content than them
Kotori. Unless hentaifus count.
>>133648384
>Le /v/ boogeyman
Yes, imaginary fear is the best kind to witness.
>>133649419
>using the retarded boogeyman meme when a specific example is presented
Fucking moron.
>>133643066
Forever and always.
>>133644022
You browse Reddit for news about anything? Might as well just browse femnazi tumblr blogs for your news, it's the same shit there.
>>133647108
Anyone?
>people are still responding
>>133649451
>B-blast, he got me, I need to resort to name calling!
Continue, your desperation is quite amusing.
>>133649989
You're responding
>>133649985
I would, but I never watched the show. So I got nothing interesting to say about her.
>>133649989
>Hundreds of threads on /a/
>Sticks to the one he does not enjoy
>>133650257
>>Sticks to the one he does not enjoy
>implying people don't stick to more than one thread at a time
You guys are fucking cancer. Waifu threads are fine, but this is just encouraging blogging, which has no place on /a/ for a while now.
>>133649814
You are homosexual.
>>133649591
It appears you're a man of good taste.
you have an average sized penis, but obviously have fucked enough women to please this tiger.
Your wallet is always full of cash, your gas tank never empty, and you have a full head of hair.
REDDIT IS SHIT
>>133650302
Did not imply that you only stick to this one thread, I implied that you are wasting your time in a thread you do not enjoy, at all. Which is peculiar but nonetheless fun to witness. Also the new in you is visible miles away. Stop trying this hard to fit in. Fun threads like this is nothing unusual.
>>133650416
>threads like this is nothing unusual
You're as wrong as you can get. Why don't you just prove it and post a thread with the same concept?
>>133650457
I for one enjoy this thread.
now cease the bellyaching and leave the thread. I mean, still there won't be any responses to the prompt, but we can hope, otherwise without you responding it will fall off the board quicker.
>>133650457
>How hard is it?
>Let see
>10 Sec
>"How do you hide your hobby in real life"
>>133648536
Enjoy moaning there too.
>>133646914
You're timid, and like a girl who does the tsundere act as it's easy to identify for you, and understand that she's into you.
you also like having your dick stomped on.
>>133650340
Not really. Try again.
>>133650768
>BTFO
>No response
Or did you jump into that thread instead?
>>133650768
>>How hard is it?
>>Let see
>>10 Sec
>>"How do you hide your hobby in real life"
This just proves further you're not from /a/. Fuck off. Also, your reading comprehension is shit, considering I asked for a thread with the same concept. It's like you faggots don't even see the responses to these threads. They're just asking to get deleted.
>>133648661
You like to think yourself above petty drama, but think it's cute when girls obsess over their relationships with everyone.
you're 20-ish, and have a bright future in band.
>>133650341
Well thanks anon but im a broke 19 year old virgin college studentyou got the hair and penis part right
>>133651002
Well, these things will change, minus the aforementioned penis and hair. Those will stay. You'll do pretty well with your greys too.
Give me your worst.
>>133651115
Agreed, the meta posting has gotten out of hand
>>133650914
>Having a mental breakdown on Chinese cartoon message board
You wanted a "blog" thread, you got one. Stop being so salty mate.
>>133651065
Thank you for your reassuring words friend
>>133651029
You like to bully autists. Which is fine, it fixes it I'm told.
You also enjoy a good ammount of fun, probably engaging in pathfinder or D&D.
Overall, you're an alright guy.
>>133651029
>awkward, bad at socializing so you fantasize about another inept girl to be with you
it's okay anon, i'm the same way
>smaller than average dick
it's okay anon, i'm the same way
>probably into vidya
>probably has a crippled girl fetish, a la Katawa Shoujo
>has watched an above average amount of anime
>had a lot of friends as a child but slowly became a lot less socially active as you grow up
>>133651213
>You wanted a "blog" thread
How fucking bad at reading are you?
Since no one seemed to respond to OP, and we both like Moogs, here.
>>133651235
How do people do this? You see a picture of Rikka and know that I'm okay with special needs jokes and play D&D, its magic.
>>133651333
I keep responding hoping someone will get to me. plus I have fun.
>>133651338
+3 to perception and sense motive.
>>133651256
You would probably enjoy having a girl to take care of/spoil (just like Ui and someone like Ryuuji from Toradora)
Leg man (that picture you posted does not giv Justice to Yui's sexy legs)
Dick isn't super big, or just average
Probably depressed a little, which is why you like the idea of Yui's positive fun outlook entering into your life
>>133651333
You're good natured, and don't take things too seriously.
You probably make ~$15 an hour and live comfortably in a 2 bedroom apartment that you work out of, and have a few close friends you get together with on Mondays to play smash-bros or watch anime.
>>133651273
Ease up faggot, you got BTFO already. Just move on.
>>133651602
>resorts to name-calling
Just admit you fucked up.
>>133651531
Spot on.
Pic related just for you.
Yeah, let's say average.
Spot on again.
>>133651083
Is she the PTSD CC or the normal one?
>>133649259
You want to have the daughter feeling, but you don´t want a daughter right now, is too much responsibility. But you wouldn´t mind having a girl that looks up to you, one that give you a gaze of admiration...or you just like to have a little girl ride on your shoulder.
You are 25+.
>>133651572
>You're good natured, and don't take things too seriously.
definitely not serious, and i'd like to think i'm good natured
>>133651572
>You probably make ~$15 an hour and live comfortably in a 2 bedroom apartment that you work out of
sorry, still at uni. But i do live comfortably in a two bedroom apartment
> and have a few close friends you get together with on Mondays to play smash-bros or watch anime.
Holy shit. (it's Wednesdays, not mondays though). I only have one friend i talk about animu with, but very accurate overall
>>133651333
Moogs?
Perfection
>>133651695
Ahh, a foot fetish.
You like women naked but with their feet covered.
You first discovered this when you found a picture with a nude girl wearing converse.
You have an apreciation for the fine thngs in life, and thus find yourself carrying a *little* too much debt on a credit card, and you baby your car.
You drive a five speed manual transmission hatchback, and love it very much. You enjoy your job, and enjoy having close friends, heck you might even live with some.
You make decent cash, and spend it all each paycheck, but don't worry because you're living comfortably and can pay your bills.
>>133651678
>I can call him name
>But he can not do it buhuhu
> The "Faggot" word is hurting me
Hey, glad to have a newfag here, welcome.
18+ to post here kid. Don´t dish if you can´t take.
>>133651493
>>133651437
>>133651394
>>133651337
>>133651661
>>133651764
>>133651731
>>133651837
>>133651903
>All these generic lolis
/a/ is dead.
>>133651785
+3 perception and sense motive....
>>133651828
Why are you moving even further from the point? I'm sure you'll be able to prove these threads are completely regular on /a/. Then you can try to establish your superiority on an anonymous imageboard. You're going to earn a lot of respect.
>>133651940
Atleast they're not entry-level waifus like most in this thread.
>>133646025
>into femdom
>bisexual, or at least almost bisexual
>considers the face to be the most important asset on a girl
>likes tomboys and fit girls as well as reverse traps
>skinny
>probably has a good group of pretty close friends
>overall good guy
Eri. Literally the very reason I started watching mainly things with Yui Horie in them.
https://strawpoll.me/6033493
Well, /a/?
>>133652009
>Got proven wrong
>Still being tenacious over nothing.
>Mad as hell
>Projecting
Relax chap. We all having a good time. No need to stay mad.
>>133652187
>>Got proven wrong
I wonder when and where. I'm still waiting for that thread.
>>133652147
Breasts are like porridge. A's are too cold and F's are too hot. C's are just right.Sadly I know from experience.
inb4 le used goods meme
Ok, it was fun reviewing, but too few other people are doing it. I just want my Ryoko post done at this point.
>>133650257
>>Hundreds of threads on /a/
>>Sticks to the one he does not enjoy
I know right? Those people are the cancer of this board.
>>133650302
>>implying people don't stick to more than one thread at a time
Even if you have a hundred other tabs and this just one of them, in effect you're doing no more than wasting people's time.
>>133652083
Middle one was the only good thing about the show.
>>133652390
>in effect you're doing no more than wasting people's time.
I hope I am. This thread should've been deleted already.
>>133652212
YOU’RE WIDE
>>133647299
>fuck off
>reddit is for normies and /s4s/ tier shitposters
What are you, some tryhard trying to fucking fit in on /a/ or something?
Because you sound just like one.
Get lost newfag.
>>133651735
You mean the slave girl or the normal one? The normal one, of course.
>>133652223
Already closed the tab chap. Is above my post, you will find it. But I´m pretty sure you already participating on that thread. There are some eerie similar posts there.
>>133652324
Which one?
>>133652555
>being this dense
>>133652390
At this point, I think he is just simply too invested and just being tsun about enjoying the thread.
>>133652599
>>133649663
this one
>>133652660
Fat
>>133652631
>Having selective repressed memory
Seems handy.
>>133651695
You wish if you had a cute little sister or daughter figure who is lovely and very attached to you.Ah, don't we all. ;_;
Know thyself
How pleb am I?
>>133652761
>Seems handy.
You should know, considering you're still ignoring the fact the thread concept is different.
>>133645523
Won't argue with that. On 4chan, I can practically call anyone a cunt or faggot any time I want while shitposting here and there without the need to worry of any consequences.
reddit, on the other hand, has not much anonymity, which no doubt results in users being more "controlled", or so to say.
>>133643066
>>133652929
4chan is also controlled. People will just refuse to respond to your statement and greentext at you whenever you do anything that offends their autism.
>>133652929
>I can practically call anyone a cunt or faggot any time I want while shitposting here and there without the need to worry of any consequences.
You are everything wrong with this board
>>133652504
Alright
Age: Early 20s
Like: Having fun discussion over trivial thing. But don´t mind more interesting topics, enjoy being right, but don´t mind being wrong, yet the majority of the outcome is agreeing on disagreeing.
Girl: You don´t want a pushover moeblob. You want someone that challenges you to become better. But you she is also someone you want to impress, her praise would be something that makes your day, her teasing would stay on your mind till you see her again.
You also want to help her realize her goal, whatever it may be. Give and take, that´s the relationship you want.
Job: You are a student.
Goal: You want to achieve something more than being a clerk in a electronic store.
>>133652726
Sorry, that show never aired when I was little, and too old for me to download.
>>133643066
>>133653036
oh... well then.
It's cool I'll get back to this in a minute I'm working right now anyway.
>>133652887
Hi /m/
Historical waifu cumming through
>your waifu didn't prevent an IRL nuclear holocaust
IntoTheTrashItGoes.png
>>133652660
You appreciate an elegant lady with a mellifluous voice, which is refined taste!
You relate to/sympathize with someone who puts up an elegant front and is caring and providing, but is sensitive and lonely on the inside. Which is also refined taste.
You prefer tea over coffee.#halfserious
>>133652868
You want an 100% identical thread? Just go the archive. There is not even two Overlord thread up at the same time. You got proven wrong about life related anime threads not being common. Just accept it and join the fun, or stay being salty, which you chose to be. Relax gov.
>>133653308
This man fucks
>>133653177
You talking about F4? The fixed MC setting is the worst part about the game.
>>133653308
>100% identical thread
Not really, just the same concept. It's not the first time I'm saying this. How can you still misunderstand? I guess English is not your first language.
>>133653366
S3 when?
>>133653383
I don't know, but it sounded like somebody accidentally posted their reply in the wrong thread. They deleted it.
>>133651534
You're a chill dude who enjoys nice things but has trouble getting motivated to do stuff.
>>133652283
You enjoy cuddling and watching action movies
I hate to post a second girl, but if Ryoko and I didn't work out for any reason...
>>133653448
Are you also multilingual like me? You have to be, since that´s the only reason to justify your inflexibility to understand anything but textbook English.
But hey, I´m all for adapting to your level mate:
You said that this thread did not belong here since it is something related to real life. Which majority disagreed. You denied that this was a common thing. In which I showed you another thread that is related to anime and real life in the span of a short time, without much effort I may add. Yet you still continue to be unsatisfied. Which at this point, not much we can do. I would love to underline some essential word to ease your reading in this post, but I have not figured out such an option. Apologies friend.
>>133646781
>Not Saya
Will not bother.
>>133653833
>You said that this thread did not belong here since it is something related to real life. Which majority disagreed.
Your 'majority' is as good as your samefagging gets.
>You denied that this was a common thing. In which I showed you another thread that is related to anime and real life
I asked for a thread with the same concept, not another blogging thread. If you seriously haven't been pretending all this time, you deserve pity.
>Yet you still continue to be unsatisfied. Which at this point, not much we can do. I would love to underline some essential word to ease your reading in this post, but I have not figured out such an option. Apologies friend.
Your attempt to look superior has no relation to this argument.
>>133654087
>"Attempt to look superior"
>Common phrase uttered when one feel inferior
>Cutting the short post into smaller sections just to be able address it
Sorry for not separating the post for you. I overestimated your English it seems. I will adapt, do my use of frequent British English word bother you too? I can just use more common American English whenever I respond to you.
>>133654377
Really, anon. Now you're just repeating what I brought up.
>>133643066
>>133654460
I´m the only one willing to interact with you.
>>133643241
>reddit is a site full of sheltered high moral fags that worship self righteousness among users
>they love sob stories, upvotes, blogging, and pride themselves in being the wittiest people on the internet, which is ironic because "+1 for ____" and "why does he wear the mask" always manage to make top comment
4chan hates reddit for a lot of reasons
this thread is friendship exercises, and there's something mortally disgusting about that.
>>133654608
20 or under, you lack love, or do not really believe in it, what you want is unconditional love, because that is the only love you find romantic. You are either a student or NEET. No sister nor brothers.
>>>/reddit/
>>133654685
>this thread is friendship exercises, and there's something mortally disgusting about that.
Calm the edge Shadow.
My waifu a cute. A cute!
>>133654620
It's not hard to recognize your posts.
>>133654377
>>Cutting the short post into smaller sections just to be able address it
I forgot to refer to this, but other than what I had separated, your post had nothing valuable in it.
Do your best.
younger brother otherwise absolutely correct
>>133654847
>>133654687
i like you
Entoma Vasilissa Zeta
>>133654783
I´m intentionally writing using the same style so that you know is me. Don´t want you to harass the others.
it would not really be hard too samefag on you if i wanted to.
Try me
>>133655120
Considering how long it took you to respond, you probably went back through your posts to realize what makes you stand out.
>it would not really be hard too samefag on you if i wanted to.
I wouldn't really mind. You'd be helping me kill this thread even further.
>>133654887
Thank mate. But I got one wrong, it bothers me.
And there is only one guy in this thread that dislike me anyway.
>>133655188
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
>>133655395
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
>>133655263
You are waiting on my posts? Which kind of make me feel awful to let your wait on my responses then, doing some uni work at the same time does not really help me focus on this thread. You shall know that I will be with you till I go to sleep.
>>133655188
Impossible, she is a digital husk, taking on different personalities depending on the different song. Unless that is what you are, a person that prefer a girl with multiple persona, because a static one would bore you. Or simply you just like a husk waifu that you can shape according to your ever changing taste.
Give me your best
>>133655400
>>133655444
Nice gets
>>133654742
pretty good but Seo is best girl mate
>>133655400
>>133655444
This is the new 'you will die a terrible, terrible death' isn't it?
>>133655483
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
>>133655459
>You are waiting on my posts?
Of course. Who else would I be waiting for?
>>133655274
Mind explaining the thought process behind your comment?
>>133655483
You have a profound keen-ness for economics, you enjoy warm apple cider during the winter. You most likely like hard ciders with a shot of fireball or Jack Daniels Cinnamon Whiskey.
You make your bed...sometimes, and for the mostpart are a pretty normal person. You don't actively try to conceal your nerdy habits, but also don't talk about them unless asked. You also probably go through surges of obsessive interest, and then relative disinterest in anything. You probably like to keep your room a little cooler, and while not seeking a girlfriend miss the touch of a woman and want nothing more than someone to old at night.
You've got a decent fashion sense, a moderate ammount of cash, a slightly larger than normal penis, have tried rocking a pompadore, but decided it wasn't for you, and eat multigrain bread when you order a sandwich.
>>133655620
Sure:
I imagine what kind of person I must be to like said girl. What environment do I have when I grew up? What are my desires that this girl can fulfill? What I can do for her, and what she can do for me. The things she can provide me, why do I lack them in the first place?
>>133655834
Adding to that, there is a lot of guessing. I assume a lot, since there are certain recurring things people want at certain age and situation, but I´m not even past late 20s, so I have yet to experience all the ups and downs.
Even more guessing when I don´t know said character all that well.
>>133655781
What the fuck
So accurate it's scary holy shit
My jaw actually dropped while reading that
>>133655942
The unconditional love is a big thing I have been thinking a lot about. I thought I had loved someone for quite a while but it ended up being tossed in the trash with no regard to anything else and that made me question if I even believed in it or not. I want a Yuno so I can experience it without that thought of loosing it all over again.
>>133656043
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
>>133649814
Any1?
>>133656127
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
>>133643066
ok, but no bully pls
>>133656043
I would write something, but her end goal kind of fucked her character into something else that I can only pin on bad writing. Too inconsistent to get something substantial, at least for me. Unless you just like the ojousama type and her looks coupled with her sex voice.
>>133656103
I had something like that in mind for you. Why would someone want someone that loves me no matter what? Unconditional love results in trust, which also leads to comfort.
>>133656307
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
>>133656127
I was the one saying you were gay. Unless you are a girl, which is so rare that I won´t even spare that thought another second. Post a female equivalent and maybe someone will write something.
>>133656328
best route
>>133656307
>not even posting best angel
why bother?
>>133656860
No them, but I thought it was created by /a/
>>133657028
So are fan fictions. Whats your point?
>>133657100
>Design by Raita
>Doujins available
>Anime possiblity
Is /a/ related? And we do have fan fiction threads on /a/, how new are you?
>>133657038
Dunno if you picked her for being a fun villain or because she is a damaged girl seeking approval from her crazy mother. Either way, too tired to do more. Have a good night all.
>>133657028
It was but nobody wants KS on /a/ because they don't want the cancer from KS generals on /vg/ or anywhere else.
Rate.
>>133657392
Can't love be real?
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You know what, you might well and truly have shit taste, anon.
>>133658064
Well meme'd, bucko
Why is this /soc/-tier thread still up
>>133658227
I don't know, anon. It doesn't stop, is still growing and growing. I don't know what to do.
>>133658227
Because no matter how many people ignore it and spam it the mods won't delete it
Try this.
>>133656078
I try
>>133651083
Favorite things: Pizzas, girls' butts, especially girls' butts immersed in pizzas.
Life details: Eats pizzas, works at a pizza shop, flips pizzas, and and maaturbates to pizzas with girls sitting in them.
Penis size: Very tall and equipped with an extremely wide head to facilitate flipping pizzas while having sex.
>>133658958
>in them
On them.
Fuck, that sort of killed it.
>>133658802
>Age around 20-25
>Like girls with some daddy issues and you want to protect them.
>At the same time you love how they don't want your help, until they show their soft side
>Not alpha at all but neither beta
>You are very selective with the girls you like.
Pic related is my waifu.
>>133658802
Time confounds you.
Sometimes you wake up and it feels like you've slept for months, but really it's only been an hour or two. Other times you're going to go hang out with someone for an hour, and then it's 3:00 and you've missed out on the two or three other things you intended on doing.
The idea of the multiple worlds theory intrigues you, but you know the Copenhagen interpretation has energy problems.
You want a girl that keeps you on your toes, and can keep up with you mentally.
You want to forge a strong relationship, and have a good deal of trust with your significant other.
Physical intimacy will probably not extend beyond hugs and kisses too quickly.
larger penis, little money.
>>133643066
Any reason to post my main squeeze.
>>133643066
Try, just try.
>>133660306
You enjoy vanilla Icecream, and original oreos.
You want a girl who will baby you, and cook you good things to eat.
You want her to be stern and not let you slack off though..
You mostlikely drive a honda civic from 2007, with a manula transmission.
you have size 10 US for shoe size.
You tend to wear neutral colours, have brown hair and green eyes.
You're a fairly average guy, and get along pretty well in the general public, but return home to spend some time listening to music on youtube and watch some animu.
You're pretty sure you could accomplish more, but always end up procrastinating. You change your sheets every 3 weeks... or when they feel kinda sweaty.
>>133651735
Nah nigga im 18. I just think shes cute cute.
Hit me.
>>133643066
Good luck
what predictions do you all have?
>>133661059
you're a wide guy
>>133643066
OP, I think you're a miiddle aged black man with a humongous dick. You grew up in a rough neighborhood, was sent to prison for rape, was raped in prison and now watch moeshit for escapism.
>>133661109
You're fat and ugly, and really really stupid. My God you're ugly, ugly fucker!
>>133661162
Uh...mexican, probably black.
>>133660013
no one?
>>133660435
Early 20's
Likes successful, caring women.
Currently a student.
Doesn't like bullies.
>>133660306
You are a man of excellent taste.
>>133653065
You're secretly gay as a result of rape when you were a child. You also have an NTR fetish.
>>133660013
You're probably an old man of thirty-one years old, with nothing to do and very boring with the girls.
>>133660013
You're a retard who likes cooking,
>>133660306
You want to marry into wealth because you're just a retarded country bumpkin.
>>133661471
>>133661481
frankly I don't know what I expected
>>1336613024her
>>133656043
You worked in the middle east as a driller at an oil rig.
>>133661596
Soooo it's the truth, right? You're an old man of thirty-one years old, with nothing to do and very boring with the girls...and likes cooking.
>>133655483
You're into bestiality. You'd like to get raped by wolves in a forest.
I just want to hold her and tell her it'll be alright.
>>133653610
You're a faggot. Literally.
>>133661834
It's a shame that you'll never be able to do it, Hehehe.
>>133661889
Gosh darnit.
>>133661316
Why do you think that?
>no 1 has posted my waifu yet
h-here I go
>>133662113
You can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe, and every boy in your neighborhood knows it
>>133662113
you are clever but an underachiever
you don't mind being pushed around by girls
you dream of doing something more exciting with your life
>>133662148
Made me laugh, but I'm not a fag like you
>>133662180
2/3 correct, I'm an overachiever.
>>133662112
My instincts tell me that.
>>133662302
Well fair enough. I am neither of those things, though.
>blog thread
>people defending Reddit
>cross-siters
>cross-boarders
Why the fuck is this thread still up?
>>133662279
What does my waifu say about me?
>>133662373
I don't know. Mods don't want to come either.
>>133662410
It says that you like anime.
>>133662447
>one of these waifus is a mod's
>>133662410
I'm not good at this but
>you're quiet but think a lot to yourself
>you try hard
>Always sit in the background rather than lead even though you would probably make a good leader
>don't like to be the center of attention
>>133662554
True patrician
Am I too late to be judged?
>>133662572Who?
>>133662648
degenerate
>>133662577
you're alright
>>133662554
You're secretly gay but hide it by thinking to yourself that you just want to get pegged by a girl (because its totally straight if its a girl right) instead of fully admitting your homo tendencies.
>>133643066
>age: 20-25
>favorite things: watermelons
>life details: running away from cops
>dick size: 7"
>>133662648
Yes, I'm sorry. Please leave.
>>133643066
Give me your thoughts.
>>133662648
>two responses in as many minutes
>get skipped over entirely
Is the skipping a clever joke or do you guys suck
>>133662701
What's wrong with getting pegged?
I can like getting pegged but also bending her over the bed and having my way.
>>133643066
>>133662775
I'm sure your waifu appreciates the fact that anyone waifus her. She's still not getting her own game though.
>>133662994
Even if she doesn't get her own game, she still gets plenty of screen time throughout the series, which makes me happy.
What can you tell me, /a/?
>>133665045
yes
ayyyyy
This is self indulgent enough for me to post.
>>133643066
>>133669016
just want to let you know that I jerk off to you're waifu daily
me on the right
>>133665184
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
>>133669259
24 year old fur fag, 2inch flacid, never scored with the cheerleaders
>>133671436
That's almost on-point, bravo.
>>133662554
17 year old borderline pedo, enjoys ass, watches moe anime, 3 inches
>thread still hasn't been deleted
>>133643066
>>133671496
early 20s, dreams of waifu abuse all the time, once lit a cat on fire, 2 inches
Take your best shot
>>133671644TUTURU TUTURU TUTURU TUTURU TUTURU TUTURU TUTURU
Try to impress me.
I hate the present
Tell me
>>133671738
>>133671856
>>133671875
You're a male.
>>133671875
slight masochistic tendencies
really wants to stick his dick in somethingdead va joke
>>133652037
You're more OK with Hitler than most people.
This will be interesting.
>>133671933
>>133671934
Sounds about right.
>>133671933
Okay.
>>13367193350% chance and you still fucked up.
>>133672252
I understand, anon. Its okay if you feel that way.
>>133672099
You always stay up late into the night because you don't want to go to bed. Also, you have a terrible sense of time.
Here we go.
Okay sure.
Charlotte Dunois | Marble Fade
Why not.
Ok here goes nothing.
>inb4 redneck
>>133671480
Wrong on every account but "enjoys ass", by a long shot.
>>133676192
>doesn't even have a proper image of his waifu
That just shows how much you cancerous faggots like your 'waifus.'
Should be easy to figure out
>>133671644
You're attracted to mentally disabled people.
>>133671644
you're either a pedo or like to fuck mentally ill people. Either way, you're fucked up.
>>133677667
you're beta male and need other women to talk to you because you could never talk to them yourself. Also, you're a NEET who lives off his family's money and overall should end his pathetic existence. Small penis included I presume.
>>133677714
Yes to being a beta, no to being a NEET (have a job and I'm in college), yes to ending my pathetic existence. Dick remains normal-sized for the time being.