ITT: Post your waifu, and other anons reply with guesses about what kind of person you are. Stuff like age/favorite things/life details/dick size/etc.
i don't see what this has to do with reddit you autistic fucks. It's the same as the regular waifu thread but with one added thing
it's not blogging if you're not the one saying anything about yourself faggot. Thanks to whoever posted the first negative shitty reply and derailed the thread btw. The opposite would be happening right now if the first poster wasn't being a butthurt nigger. You fucking hivemind fucks
4chan hates Reddit because people will bitch at you if you don't. It's just peer pressure that makes everyone pretend to hate Reddit, even though 90% of them give literally zero fucks about it. Same thing with the other bits of 4chan autism like not being allowed to use VLC or an image with tumblr in the filename you got from google search. Just people trying to keep their sekrit club secret and newfags trying to fit in by repeating these inane complaints that really serve no purpose at all.
by the way I do not like her for her tiddies, she could be flat for all I care.
My waifu right there. Based Kashima.
Hit me with your best shot.
Favourite thing: Sitting in with a warm cup of beverage watching/reading anime/manga on a rainy fall afternoon.
Life:Dead end job for now
Why her: You are tired of the usual 3DPD attitude and want a simple girl from the country side, a homely girl.
Age: Below 20+2/-2
Games: Persona 3 FES is your favourite in the SMT series. You were never satisfied with Persona 4, you look forward to Persona 5.
Hobby: You like manga and anime, but you enjoy playing video games more.
Job: You are a student.
>Age: Below 20+2/-2
This is correct
>Games: Persona 3 FES is your favourite in the SMT series. You were never satisfied with Persona 4, you look forward to Persona 5.
This is partly correct. FES is my favourite and I am looking forward to 5, but I also enjoyed 4 quite a lot
>Hobby: You like manga and anime, but you enjoy playing video games more.
I do like anime and manga, but I almost never play video games
>Job: You are a student.
Age: Early 20s
About Fate: You liked the concept of Fate series, but never really loved how it was executed in the VN nor anime. You did not get what you wanted from the series until you played Fate/Extra. You would pick Caster before gender bent Arthur.
Animals:You like felines more than canines.
But I actually hate reddit. Gone on there twice for porn and it was just stuff from Google. Tumblr has better content than them
I would, but I never watched the show. So I got nothing interesting to say about her.
>Hundreds of threads on /a/
>Sticks to the one he does not enjoy
>>Sticks to the one he does not enjoy
>implying people don't stick to more than one thread at a time
You guys are fucking cancer. Waifu threads are fine, but this is just encouraging blogging, which has no place on /a/ for a while now.
It appears you're a man of good taste.
you have an average sized penis, but obviously have fucked enough women to please this tiger.
Your wallet is always full of cash, your gas tank never empty, and you have a full head of hair.
Did not imply that you only stick to this one thread, I implied that you are wasting your time in a thread you do not enjoy, at all. Which is peculiar but nonetheless fun to witness. Also the new in you is visible miles away. Stop trying this hard to fit in. Fun threads like this is nothing unusual.
I for one enjoy this thread.
now cease the bellyaching and leave the thread. I mean, still there won't be any responses to the prompt, but we can hope, otherwise without you responding it will fall off the board quicker.
>>How hard is it?
>>"How do you hide your hobby in real life"
This just proves further you're not from /a/. Fuck off. Also, your reading comprehension is shit, considering I asked for a thread with the same concept. It's like you faggots don't even see the responses to these threads. They're just asking to get deleted.
Give me your worst.
>Having a mental breakdown on Chinese cartoon message board
You wanted a "blog" thread, you got one. Stop being so salty mate.
>awkward, bad at socializing so you fantasize about another inept girl to be with you
it's okay anon, i'm the same way
>smaller than average dick
it's okay anon, i'm the same way
>probably into vidya
>probably has a crippled girl fetish, a la Katawa Shoujo
>has watched an above average amount of anime
>had a lot of friends as a child but slowly became a lot less socially active as you grow up
Since no one seemed to respond to OP, and we both like Moogs, here.
You would probably enjoy having a girl to take care of/spoil (just like Ui and someone like Ryuuji from Toradora)
Leg man (that picture you posted does not giv Justice to Yui's sexy legs)
Dick isn't super big, or just average
Probably depressed a little, which is why you like the idea of Yui's positive fun outlook entering into your life
You're good natured, and don't take things too seriously.
You probably make ~$15 an hour and live comfortably in a 2 bedroom apartment that you work out of, and have a few close friends you get together with on Mondays to play smash-bros or watch anime.
>resorts to name-calling
Just admit you fucked up.
Pic related just for you.
Yeah, let's say average.
Spot on again.
Is she the PTSD CC or the normal one?
You want to have the daughter feeling, but you don´t want a daughter right now, is too much responsibility. But you wouldn´t mind having a girl that looks up to you, one that give you a gaze of admiration...or you just like to have a little girl ride on your shoulder.
You are 25+.
>You're good natured, and don't take things too seriously.
definitely not serious, and i'd like to think i'm good natured
>You probably make ~$15 an hour and live comfortably in a 2 bedroom apartment that you work out of
sorry, still at uni. But i do live comfortably in a two bedroom apartment
> and have a few close friends you get together with on Mondays to play smash-bros or watch anime.
Holy shit. (it's Wednesdays, not mondays though). I only have one friend i talk about animu with, but very accurate overall
Ahh, a foot fetish.
You like women naked but with their feet covered.
You first discovered this when you found a picture with a nude girl wearing converse.
You have an apreciation for the fine thngs in life, and thus find yourself carrying a *little* too much debt on a credit card, and you baby your car.
You drive a five speed manual transmission hatchback, and love it very much. You enjoy your job, and enjoy having close friends, heck you might even live with some.
You make decent cash, and spend it all each paycheck, but don't worry because you're living comfortably and can pay your bills.
Why are you moving even further from the point? I'm sure you'll be able to prove these threads are completely regular on /a/. Then you can try to establish your superiority on an anonymous imageboard. You're going to earn a lot of respect.
Atleast they're not entry-level waifus like most in this thread.
>bisexual, or at least almost bisexual
>considers the face to be the most important asset on a girl
>likes tomboys and fit girls as well as reverse traps
>probably has a good group of pretty close friends
>overall good guy
Eri. Literally the very reason I started watching mainly things with Yui Horie in them.
>Got proven wrong
>Still being tenacious over nothing.
>Mad as hell
Relax chap. We all having a good time. No need to stay mad.
>>Hundreds of threads on /a/
>>Sticks to the one he does not enjoy
I know right? Those people are the cancer of this board.
>>implying people don't stick to more than one thread at a time
Even if you have a hundred other tabs and this just one of them, in effect you're doing no more than wasting people's time.
>reddit is for normies and /s4s/ tier shitposters
What are you, some tryhard trying to fucking fit in on /a/ or something?
Because you sound just like one.
Get lost newfag.
You mean the slave girl or the normal one? The normal one, of course.
Already closed the tab chap. Is above my post, you will find it. But I´m pretty sure you already participating on that thread. There are some eerie similar posts there.
>Having selective repressed memory
Won't argue with that. On 4chan, I can practically call anyone a cunt or faggot any time I want while shitposting here and there without the need to worry of any consequences.
reddit, on the other hand, has not much anonymity, which no doubt results in users being more "controlled", or so to say.
>I can practically call anyone a cunt or faggot any time I want while shitposting here and there without the need to worry of any consequences.
You are everything wrong with this board
Age: Early 20s
Like: Having fun discussion over trivial thing. But don´t mind more interesting topics, enjoy being right, but don´t mind being wrong, yet the majority of the outcome is agreeing on disagreeing.
Girl: You don´t want a pushover moeblob. You want someone that challenges you to become better. But you she is also someone you want to impress, her praise would be something that makes your day, her teasing would stay on your mind till you see her again.
You also want to help her realize her goal, whatever it may be. Give and take, that´s the relationship you want.
Job: You are a student.
Goal: You want to achieve something more than being a clerk in a electronic store.
Sorry, that show never aired when I was little, and too old for me to download.
Historical waifu cumming through
>your waifu didn't prevent an IRL nuclear holocaust
You appreciate an elegant lady with a mellifluous voice, which is refined taste!
You relate to/sympathize with someone who puts up an elegant front and is caring and providing, but is sensitive and lonely on the inside. Which is also refined taste.
You prefer tea over coffee.
You want an 100% identical thread? Just go the archive. There is not even two Overlord thread up at the same time. You got proven wrong about life related anime threads not being common. Just accept it and join the fun, or stay being salty, which you chose to be. Relax gov.
I hate to post a second girl, but if Ryoko and I didn't work out for any reason...
Are you also multilingual like me? You have to be, since that´s the only reason to justify your inflexibility to understand anything but textbook English.
But hey, I´m all for adapting to your level mate:
You said that this thread did not belong here since it is something related to real life. Which majority disagreed. You denied that this was a common thing. In which I showed you another thread that is related to anime and real life in the span of a short time, without much effort I may add. Yet you still continue to be unsatisfied. Which at this point, not much we can do. I would love to underline some essential word to ease your reading in this post, but I have not figured out such an option. Apologies friend.
>You said that this thread did not belong here since it is something related to real life. Which majority disagreed.
Your 'majority' is as good as your samefagging gets.
>You denied that this was a common thing. In which I showed you another thread that is related to anime and real life
I asked for a thread with the same concept, not another blogging thread. If you seriously haven't been pretending all this time, you deserve pity.
>Yet you still continue to be unsatisfied. Which at this point, not much we can do. I would love to underline some essential word to ease your reading in this post, but I have not figured out such an option. Apologies friend.
Your attempt to look superior has no relation to this argument.
>"Attempt to look superior"
>Common phrase uttered when one feel inferior
>Cutting the short post into smaller sections just to be able address it
Sorry for not separating the post for you. I overestimated your English it seems. I will adapt, do my use of frequent British English word bother you too? I can just use more common American English whenever I respond to you.
Really, anon. Now you're just repeating what I brought up.
I´m the only one willing to interact with you.
>reddit is a site full of sheltered high moral fags that worship self righteousness among users
>they love sob stories, upvotes, blogging, and pride themselves in being the wittiest people on the internet, which is ironic because "+1 for ____" and "why does he wear the mask" always manage to make top comment
4chan hates reddit for a lot of reasons
this thread is friendship exercises, and there's something mortally disgusting about that.
20 or under, you lack love, or do not really believe in it, what you want is unconditional love, because that is the only love you find romantic. You are either a student or NEET. No sister nor brothers.
It's not hard to recognize your posts.
>>Cutting the short post into smaller sections just to be able address it
I forgot to refer to this, but other than what I had separated, your post had nothing valuable in it.
Considering how long it took you to respond, you probably went back through your posts to realize what makes you stand out.
>it would not really be hard too samefag on you if i wanted to.
I wouldn't really mind. You'd be helping me kill this thread even further.
Thank mate. But I got one wrong, it bothers me.
And there is only one guy in this thread that dislike me anyway.
You are waiting on my posts? Which kind of make me feel awful to let your wait on my responses then, doing some uni work at the same time does not really help me focus on this thread. You shall know that I will be with you till I go to sleep.
Impossible, she is a digital husk, taking on different personalities depending on the different song. Unless that is what you are, a person that prefer a girl with multiple persona, because a static one would bore you. Or simply you just like a husk waifu that you can shape according to your ever changing taste.
>You are waiting on my posts?
Of course. Who else would I be waiting for?
Mind explaining the thought process behind your comment?
You have a profound keen-ness for economics, you enjoy warm apple cider during the winter. You most likely like hard ciders with a shot of fireball or Jack Daniels Cinnamon Whiskey.
You make your bed...sometimes, and for the mostpart are a pretty normal person. You don't actively try to conceal your nerdy habits, but also don't talk about them unless asked. You also probably go through surges of obsessive interest, and then relative disinterest in anything. You probably like to keep your room a little cooler, and while not seeking a girlfriend miss the touch of a woman and want nothing more than someone to old at night.
You've got a decent fashion sense, a moderate ammount of cash, a slightly larger than normal penis, have tried rocking a pompadore, but decided it wasn't for you, and eat multigrain bread when you order a sandwich.
I imagine what kind of person I must be to like said girl. What environment do I have when I grew up? What are my desires that this girl can fulfill? What I can do for her, and what she can do for me. The things she can provide me, why do I lack them in the first place?
Adding to that, there is a lot of guessing. I assume a lot, since there are certain recurring things people want at certain age and situation, but I´m not even past late 20s, so I have yet to experience all the ups and downs.
Even more guessing when I don´t know said character all that well.
The unconditional love is a big thing I have been thinking a lot about. I thought I had loved someone for quite a while but it ended up being tossed in the trash with no regard to anything else and that made me question if I even believed in it or not. I want a Yuno so I can experience it without that thought of loosing it all over again.
I would write something, but her end goal kind of fucked her character into something else that I can only pin on bad writing. Too inconsistent to get something substantial, at least for me. Unless you just like the ojousama type and her looks coupled with her sex voice.
I had something like that in mind for you. Why would someone want someone that loves me no matter what? Unconditional love results in trust, which also leads to comfort.
I was the one saying you were gay. Unless you are a girl, which is so rare that I won´t even spare that thought another second. Post a female equivalent and maybe someone will write something.
Dunno if you picked her for being a fun villain or because she is a damaged girl seeking approval from her crazy mother. Either way, too tired to do more. Have a good night all.
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You know what, you might well and truly have shit taste, anon.
I don't know, anon. It doesn't stop, is still growing and growing. I don't know what to do.
Because no matter how many people ignore it and spam it the mods won't delete it
Favorite things: Pizzas, girls' butts, especially girls' butts immersed in pizzas.
Life details: Eats pizzas, works at a pizza shop, flips pizzas, and and maaturbates to pizzas with girls sitting in them.
Penis size: Very tall and equipped with an extremely wide head to facilitate flipping pizzas while having sex.
>Age around 20-25
>Like girls with some daddy issues and you want to protect them.
>At the same time you love how they don't want your help, until they show their soft side
>Not alpha at all but neither beta
>You are very selective with the girls you like.
Pic related is my waifu.
Time confounds you.
Sometimes you wake up and it feels like you've slept for months, but really it's only been an hour or two. Other times you're going to go hang out with someone for an hour, and then it's 3:00 and you've missed out on the two or three other things you intended on doing.
The idea of the multiple worlds theory intrigues you, but you know the Copenhagen interpretation has energy problems.
You want a girl that keeps you on your toes, and can keep up with you mentally.
You want to forge a strong relationship, and have a good deal of trust with your significant other.
Physical intimacy will probably not extend beyond hugs and kisses too quickly.
larger penis, little money.
Any reason to post my main squeeze.
Try, just try.
You enjoy vanilla Icecream, and original oreos.
You want a girl who will baby you, and cook you good things to eat.
You want her to be stern and not let you slack off though..
You mostlikely drive a honda civic from 2007, with a manula transmission.
you have size 10 US for shoe size.
You tend to wear neutral colours, have brown hair and green eyes.
You're a fairly average guy, and get along pretty well in the general public, but return home to spend some time listening to music on youtube and watch some animu.
You're pretty sure you could accomplish more, but always end up procrastinating. You change your sheets every 3 weeks... or when they feel kinda sweaty.
OP, I think you're a miiddle aged black man with a humongous dick. You grew up in a rough neighborhood, was sent to prison for rape, was raped in prison and now watch moeshit for escapism.
I just want to hold her and tell her it'll be alright.
>no 1 has posted my waifu yet
h-here I go
I don't know. Mods don't want to come either.
I'm not good at this but
>you're quiet but think a lot to yourself
>you try hard
>Always sit in the background rather than lead even though you would probably make a good leader
>don't like to be the center of attention
You're secretly gay but hide it by thinking to yourself that you just want to get pegged by a girl (because its totally straight if its a girl right) instead of fully admitting your homo tendencies.
What can you tell me, /a/?
This is self indulgent enough for me to post.
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
you're beta male and need other women to talk to you because you could never talk to them yourself. Also, you're a NEET who lives off his family's money and overall should end his pathetic existence. Small penis included I presume.