>Tenchi thread on page 7
I don't think so
i see two scenarios:
1. reboot - everyone is pissed to hell and back
2. takes places after isekai - otakus are pissed to hell and back that their waifus aren't pure any more since tenchi will have fucked them all by that time
If you don't like chocolate elves, odds are you're secretly gay.
How big should elf ears be? I'm thinking at least 15cm.
Are Elf-ears supposed to be especially sensitive compared to the normal human-ear?
When I see cute Elf girls, I get the impulse to stroke their ears or drag paintbrushes or feathers across them.
Hell yes and I'd reassure her when the Moment of Weakness passes.
Just cuddlin' that needy dark elf you rescued, on a cold day.
Vanilla Elves and Chocolate Elves:
Which are sweeter waifus?
I think the main reason I prefer brown elves is because they know their place.
If they meet an orc, they wave their arms and enjoy the company. Same with Pig Men, they know what they want and she'll give it to them as long they make her feel good too. It's always fun to hang with a brown elf, because they always help you and stand besides you in parties, be it orc man or monster, they'll be your side until you find yourself married, four half breed and a brown waifu. Ah! Such is the life!.
Now, with elves. They are cunts. They shoot upon sight, they cuss, they spit, they bitch at you, they call you despicaple orc, pig that you small, that you are a vicious animal whose only interest is to rape superior white elves until they submit to cock and more wada wada wada wada. It's so, fucking much, they never shut up ever. You get so mad that you almost have to hate fuck them off to shut up and even still you prefer to let them out in the open so that you have some time to leave along with your buddies. Plus, they don't do shit. Ever.
i dont remember her being that fat
>Dark Elves were supposed to be tough independent foragers who don't need no man.
Quite the contrary, it's due to the fact of never boasting these kind of statements that men often seek them to be archers. Most of the time, when an adventurer sees an elf of dark color, it's mostly during their hunt for a husband. Be it a tentacle monster, a group of orcs or a simple human, Brown Elves have many allies, but are hated and despised they regular elves due to their way of living. Since brown elves practive polygamy and polyandry.
>not taking responsibility
I am not a fucking nigger.
>If they meet an orc, they wave their arms and enjoy the company. Same with Pig Men, they know what they want and she'll give it to them as long they make her feel good too. It's always fun to hang with a brown elf, because they always help you and stand besides you in parties, be it orc man or monster
Dark Elves are for tender loving.
Many great men were raised by dark elf maids, They were sisters, mothers, friends and even lovers and when the need to so escape arose, they did not dare to leave until they were certain the child they were so trusted to raise had become a man. Yet, many who so regained freedom, often exchanged for vows of marriage for Dark Elves are known....to child groom their husband to be at tender age.
This show had GOAT girls. It never gets threads though.
Will you, responsibly, pay for the abortion?
I don't know why but I have a soft spot for this one
>never going to be petted by her
I'd cut her a bit of slack, she's what, twelve?
But the other girls should know better.
>lusts after boy her daughter's age
>and then finds out he's prime breeding material
I was a little afraid at this moment.
>milf fucks young boy toy that hires her
This series was truly paradise for seeing the older girls on the end
The things that Kajishima values above all else are older women and hot springs.
You might think so, but most agree that Ryoko is best, and the ones that disagree Aren't very abrasive about their opinions.
She's the best housewife, but I prefer Washu.
It doesn't matter if the panties are under or over as far as the dick is concerned. They go down far enough to slide it in regardless. Hell, when they're under they can't pull them down far so they act as a perfect cum catcher so you don't have to clean the floor.
She's as proactive as any of the girls and levelheaded enough to actually get somewhere.
Remember when Ryoko and Ayeka were scheming and fighting over who would go to Tenchi's bed? And Sasami beat them to the punch?
Washu was already in there.
japan still has better porn titles
>We Assaulted Some Elves Because We're Orcs But It Turns Out They Were All Actually Succubi
I can't be arsed starting a new thread, but we've not had "post Porn Titles" in a while.
Uninhibited Planet Survive
My little sister can't be this lewd
You're under her vest
introduces best girl into main universe
so... elves in the school, good or bad?
but office elves are better
You two, I respect your opinions (especially Ryoko-fan), but Mihoshi is the best.
Unless you're a Universe-fag, if that's the case then Ryoko reigns supreme.
>I don't know why but I have a soft spot for this one
Because she is the Priestess who was destined to serve her demigod. Her family through the centuries, worshipped Tokimi, like almost everyone else in her world. But her family was special and she in particular was fated to leave her village, become a royal guard, and to one day meet the boy who she will serve as her religion demanded. She just doesn't know it.
Chiaia and Mexiah's mom, it's not exactly canon, the information is accurate to the setting, but the examples given are fictional, if that makes sense.
It's just fluff for how seikishi marriages work.
I still don't even know what Paradise Wars is about, so I'll say "When the GXP novels get translated."
I am so fucking ready for Sasami and Ayeka's mom to be in the same room as Mihoshi's mom.
>I still don't even know what Paradise Wars is about, so I'll say "When the GXP novels get translated."
It is about the various Pirate Guilds. Specificity, the daughters of their leaders. Essentially they are the missing factions sandwiched between the GXP Federation and the Empire of Jurai.
I'd like a reboot.
Or at least have it be in an alternate universe
To be honest, I just want them to find a way to pull the few likeable chicks from the shitty offshoots to the main universe and pretend the others don't exist or write them out.
Geminar was absolute garbage that managed to be absolutely inferior to Dual, the anime that it basically copied bit for bit.
And Dual was only quasi related to tenchi in the first place.
>Why haven't I watched it yet?
You should. It is considered "The best anime no one watched".
It is also the one thing that gives us hope that the new Tenchi Muyo show would be decent. Isekai is overall a very good anime.
So... Was I supposed to start at Isekai? so far I'm 9 OVAs in and I feel like I should know things I don't... That and the distinct lack of porn says that it's probably part of a larger franchise.
>Need more of that chocolate elf from Gate
Elf from Isekai is from a race of former slaves. The Gate Dark Elf made herself a slave. Although it is interesting that she used her slave contract as a crutch and Itami hates it. He doesn't want to fight by the side of someone who doesn't allegedly had a choice to be there.
The first thing you should know about Isekai is that it was made to be a regular, 26 episode TV series, but they couldn't get a timeslot for it so they merged every other episode together and put it on an online streaming service.
The second thing you should know is that it's part of the Tenchi Muyo series.
The third thing is that most of the background information can be found in these doujins made by the producer of the main continuity of the Tenchi franchise, which is where you'll find out about the main character's life prior to the beginning of Isekai.
>but they couldn't get a timeslot for it so they merged every other episode together
Maybe I'm just tired but I don't get it. I've had the series in my backlog for a while and I only have 13 episodes from a BD rip. I'm missing episodes?
It's fairly standalone, but it's the latest installment in a larger universe.
You can continue watching and barely miss anything.
But should you decide to stop, go watch the Tenchi Muyo OVA series, Three seasons, then Tenchi Muyo GXP, then pick back up on Isekai.
Also an option is Dual! Parallel Trouble Adventure, watch it before GXP.
The other shows in the franchise aren't canon to the above shows, which are the main universe. Tenchi Universe and the Movies are recommended, but Tenchi in Tokyo, Pretty Sammy, and Ai! Tenchi Muyo are regarded poorly.
The creator also releases doujinshi that are canon to the main universe. Some of it's stuff he hasn't gotten a chance to animate, some of it can be considered bonus content, like deleted scenes.
Kenchi is Tenchi's little brother. The older sisters he's always mentioning are Tenchi's wives.
Do you have any questions?
>otakus are pissed to hell and back that their waifus aren't pure any more since tenchi will have fucked them all by that time
Actually Japanese Otaku have their own culture to consider. Basically you CAN'T blame someone for fuckng/getting pregnant, if they are married.
In general marriage is still considered a sacred duty of the tradition Japanese female, and this means even Otaku have to obey this ancient rule. If their faorute idol or whoever ended up having a ring on her finger, she is untouchable and no one can tell her off, even if she got impregnated before the wedding. Married woman = Out of bounds and safe. Otaku can rage and cry, but in the end they have to wish her well and give up.