>There are people on this board >Right now >At this

>>133631340
>>There are people on this board
You lost me.

>>133631377
>not believing in other posters
I guess you just posted everything here and forgot it huh.

There are goats on this board

>>133631539
>implying it's not all bots

>>133631340

You understand the only truth is written in red.

I wonder what that means on these boards.

If magic is real, why am I not a magical girl?

>>133631628
You don't have enough love.

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>>133631340

>Believing in magic
>1986+29

IT'S NOT REAL YOU CRETIN.

>>133631815
>...
Get out

>>133632005
Nigga, why the fuck are you even responding to that shit.

>>133632005
>muh sekrit club doesn't like it when you say "..."
fuck off

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>>133631777
>SONZAI SURU WAKE GA NAI!
nice digits you have here btw

>>133631815
1/10 b8 because some idiot replied.

>>133632005
>>133632341
>naruto is bait
>meme threads like these are fine
you are the cancer killing this sub board.

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>>133631539

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>>133632425

>>133632484
and meme pictures like this are even worse

how is this anime? it doesn't have anything to do with it but for whatever reason Naruto threads are being deleted. what the fuck!

>>133631340
Is this game nothing but smug, laughing whores?

Magic along with any fun died with BT

Magic is just science that can't be explained yet

>>133632577
Love this meme

>>133632629
shut up you goat

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>>133632634

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>There are people on this board
>Right now
>At this very moment
>Who in all seriousness
>Think Umineko is good

AHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

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I want to deito Lucifer.

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>>133634531
>There are people on this board
>Right now
>At this very moment
>Who in all seriousness
>Like Erika

AHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>>133631340
>>>/jp/

>>133635376
>that subtle 4chan clover

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I want to eato Angeburger

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>ctrl+f no desire

there's no miracle in this kakera

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>>133636370

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Season 2 never

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>>133635024
>There are people on this board
>Right now
>At this very moment
>Who in all seriousness
>Think Yasu is a girl

AHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

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>>133636370
I will post this every day until Christmas!

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Why are they so fat?

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>>133636713
>There are people on this board
>Right now
>At this very moment
>Who in all seriousness
>Think Yasu is the culprit

AHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>>133631628
You do not believe in your own power. Only when you truly believe, will you be a magical girl

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>>133635024
You fool! Love doesn't even begin to describe the feelings I have towards this fictional character.

Umineko wouldn't even exist without the cute and amazing Lady Lambdadelta-chan-sama

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>>133636713
>There are people on this website not voting for Bern

>>133636828
George is the culprit!

>>133635054
It has an anime and manga adaption, therefore it is /a/ content

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>>133636858
I want to fuck Lambdadelta!

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>>133636858
λ, plz

I havent bothered to read this but why does this series have like 3 asshole little girls?

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>>133636950
To appease the author's lolidom fetish.

>>133636950
It has little girls to appeal to the audience.
They are assholes so you don't care when they die

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>>133636950
Asshole? Where?

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Say it like it is.
No bullshit.

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*

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>>133637000
Impressive numbers

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f

I never read the last part and never understood what happened
Who dun it?

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a

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>>133635024

The truth is I don't just like her, I love her.

Erika posters get all the trips.

Also Ange is drunk.

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r

>>133637088
The small bombs

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t

>>133637122
Get the fuck outta here Battler.

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s

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>>133637088
You won't understand it though unless you got the love in you.

>>133637184
I was never able to find this exact skit

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Who is your deito?

kek

Go away, Ange.

>>133637274
>ask them to explain the mystery

There are just some boxes that should not be opened

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Pick one, /a/.

>>133637470
Ange

>>133637470
>choose between bad and worse

Middle.

>>133637441
It's not even hard to explain. It's fucking magic

>>133637541
MAGIC DOES NOT EXIST!

>>133637470
Detective, rapist and all-round fun person to be with (in tights!) vs depressive suicidal crybaby

I'll go with FErika

>>133631340
I know it's not but I wish magic would be a thing.
Or odditys.
Or anything supernatural.
Wouldn't that be kind of exciting?

>>133637470
>big breasts
>or Erika
Ange.

>>133637574
Yes it does! Shut your face.

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>>133631340
Posting best Seacat.

>>133637602
>implying cowtits are better than DFC

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>There are people on this board
>Right now
>At this very moment
>Who in all seriousness
>Don't think that Erika is best Umineko

Seriously??!

>>133637841

This nigga here knows the truth.

>>133637138
The duct tapes

>>133637944
I know, its mind baffling

>>133636563
>DEEN
hopefully

>>133637944
Bernkastel is better.
Erika herself thinks so too

>>133636950
>only 3

>>133637100
daily remember that erika is a legitimal autistic

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>>133631777
SHUT UP SHUT UP TOUMA AND YOUR ATHEIST HAND FUUUUCK YOU AND YOUR SEA URCHIN HEAD

>>133638054
Erika is forced to think so because she's Bern's piece

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>>133638122

>>133638122
>autistic
Why don't you explain why? Erika is as perfect as perfection goes.

>>133637274
uncyclopedia?

>>133638198
>school swimsuit
>climbing stairs
>in middle of hurricane
gee I wonder why

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>>133631815
>>gets more replies than my actual anime Naruto thread
>>my actual anime Naruto thread
>>my Naruto

How cute faggot.

>>and you wonder why /a/ is dying... sigh...
>>dying... sigh...
>>...

Remove yourself violently.

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>>133638324
>taking the bait

>>133638318
>>school swimsuit
There's nothing wrong with school swimsuits. They're amazing.
>>climbing stairs
>in middle of hurricane
>being good at your job means you're autistic
Keep being wrong.

Which umineko has the best VA?

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>>133638318

You know, you might be onto something. She's like r9k with all the tfw no bf vibe going on.
Who would have thought 2d can make even autism moe.

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>>133638386
>taking my bait

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>>133638441
Nah dude, Ange is far more of a /r9k/ browsing fembot then Erika will ever be. Erika is just autistic.

>>133638437
Erika, Evatrice, Beato, Battler, Bern, Dlanor and Lambda.

>>133637841
Not implying it. I'm saying it.

>>133631628
You need friends for that.

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>>133638318
Are these supposed to be bad?

>>133638437
They are all GOAT.

>>133638318
Manga actually goes for the less silly - diving swimwear depiction

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Reminder that witches are pretty much Jews.

>>133639141
Gas the witches!

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>>133631628
There are 3 type of magical girls, which one do you wish to be?

>>133639346
magical gas

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>>133631340
Say it in red!

>talking to a fellow goat about umineko before he's finished it.
>he tells me
>Although i can't help but thinking that when writing something as huge and complex as Umineko you need to be a fucking genius to write a solution that is both achievable by a reader with all the given elements and also shocking enough to be the grand ending your opus deserves.

Yeah, about that ending, how should I put it?

>>133639388
The cute one

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>>133639519
>>>/i/+am+actually+a+guy

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>>133639562
I never doubted that for a single moment.

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>>133639388
The best kind.

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>>133639388
The super pop cute one

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>>133639562

yaoi time.

>not knowing that memes are magic

Daily reminder that /tv/ shitposted a planecrash to happen
Daily reminder that a guy named David has a PMC named Sons of Liberty
Daily reminder that Winter-chan memed what to be the coldest winter in ages

>>133639720
There is also /r9k/ and the school shooting, and /pol/ and Trump.

>>133639720
4chan is mahou shoujo that use our shitposting as energy to use magic

>>133636828
>there are people who believe that Yasu exists
lmao pathetic

>>133639720
>Daily reminder that /tv/ shitposted a planecrash to happen
Huh? What do you mean?

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Reminder that voyager witches are actually real and that The Witches' Tanabata Isn't Sweet actually happened and as such Bern is the real cause for Ange's suffering.

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>>133636828
>>133639810

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>>133639790
Those are just humans being human, much like Umineko.

>>133639818
9/11.
In the original timeline merica wasn't bombarded, but felt of a massive terrorist attack in 2015 that killed millions of people from ISIS. So a /v/ermin went back in time and crashed the plane to make the country aware of terrorism.

>>133635376
>Shanons errection

>>133639818
A plane with the code 4U crashed in the region of Bains, in France, with no survivors. I'm not kidding.

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>>133639720
It is actually a pretty neat theory. I remember reading about something similar on either /x/ or /lit/, and I wish I could find the article that talked about it.

On another note, original artwork or PS3 artwork?

>>133639821
I don't think Tohya's cat could've done something like that to Ange.

What is that anime currently on that has a MC that looks like Beato?

>>133639973
You mean that hentai adaption of an eroge?

I guess Battler was right about everything being caused by Trap X

>>133640015
Whatever it was, grey hair or something.

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>>133636563
Have hope, anon.

>>133639900
I smile every time I remember this.
The fire rises

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>>133640100
>>>/i/t+will+not+happen

>>133640151
>it
Wordplay ineffective.

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Yami wo kirisaku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyymN-osUjY

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>>133640296

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>>133640256
>>>/i/t+refers+to+a+umineko+chiru+adaptation+done+by+ufotable

>>133640334
There may be multiple its referring to multiple definitions thus the it used in >>133640151could have a different meaning!

>>133640334
>the adaptation doesn't have to be made by ufotable, they could just assist in doing it

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>>133640296

Select all images with furniture

>>133640030
Underrated post.

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>>133640465
>>>/a/+umineko+adaptation+done+by+ufotable+will+never+happen and let me add that >>>/a/ll+claims+that+stated+that+such+an+adaptation+will+happen+were+hoaxes.
Face it, faggot.

Once I told bern that Erika a shit

But bern is underwhelming

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>>133634933
I'd fuck Lucifer.

They told me I could become anything, so I became a spiteful, egocentric, perverted, genius, intellectual rapist. Fuck love

>>133641013
What would sex with Lucifer be like?

>>133641740
It would be like putting your dick in a warm steak

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>>133631340
Magic is just the term people use for stuff they don't comprehend, sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic.

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>>133639388
I want to be the type that pilots god-slaying magical robots.

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Hmmm, an Umineko thread with more than three replies. What a surprise! Hello everyone~ Long time no see.
>>133640731
Oh yeah, I remember that.

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Every thread until the non-existent golden land.

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I remember when a true witch visited /a/, do you?

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>>133643118
That must have been a human trick! Magic doesn't exist.

This thread, from this point, is dead. You're not allowed to post anymore.
>>133643118
No.

If magic isn't real, then what's happening to my penis? Checkmate, atheists.

>>133643118
Would've been more impressive if the times matched up.

I've seen plenty of scripts that grab post numbers easily.

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>>133637841
>implying Ange has cowtits

>>133643957
That's not a small chest.

>>133643520
Oh, Christian-san... I hate you so much~
>If magic isn't real, then what's happening to my penis?
If there's not penis, then you can't prove anything, right? I can cut it, your balls too, and make a good soup for you.

>>133639141
Is he going to deny the holocaust?

>>133639141
>Bernkastel
>Bern
>Strange focus on gold
>Look at others as less than them
Sounds about right

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Don't die on me yet.

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I want to marry Dlanor and help her hunt witches.

>>133647751
You would later be ARRESTED. Because she is just a KID.

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>>133647277
Just die already.

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>>133647792
I'm willing to wait until she grows up.

>>133647894
But she doesn't AGE. You will be waiting a WHILE.

>>133632005
Yeah! Everyone knows /a/ is the /a/nti-ellipsis board!

FUCK THE ELLIPSIS!!!!

>>133648086
I can't even tell if this is really a troll anymore. Knowing neo-/a/, it might not be.

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>>133648002
Good thing I'm a cute witch. All I have is time.

>>133647894
>>133648002
>anon patiently waiting forever for Dlanor to grow up
Too fucking cute.

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I would a 34.

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>>133639141
By furniture do they mean lampshades?

>>133636866
I want so bad to paste Bern's face onto this "Feel the Bern" picture someone has hanging up in support of Sanders on my college campus.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDYNuD4CwlI

>>133648674
Does she have fever??? Battler very nice for helping.

>>133631340
Yep, "Magic" exist and everyone can use it. Now, fuck off Yasu.

Dead just like everyone on Rokkenjima.

>>133641013
Who wouldn't?

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I just finished the first part, and I thought that it was really cool. Though there is some serious bullshit(I don't think that actual domestic servants consider themselves to be furniture), the entire thing really does make you ask questions and think a lot. The "I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE" that Battler is spewing is probably my favorite aspect so far, especially with all of the religious parallels and choosing between resigning to belief in what is irrational, or clinging on to cold hard facts. I feel kind of bad for Maria though, she reminds me of the slightly retarded kids my friends and I harassed in 4th grade.

>>133652583
>Though there is some serious bullshit(I don't think that actual domestic servants consider themselves to be furniture)
You're not far enough into it to understand this yet.

>>133652583
You should get out of the thread as soon as possible. Getting spoiled is fairly easy.

>>133652583
1. Leave now and don't come back until you've read the entire thing.
btw Battler kills everyone or something, it doesn't matter.

>Though there is some serious bullshit
Everything will make sense by Chiru.

You should be perfectly capable to figure out ONE truth by the end of Episode 6.

>>133652583
>I don't think that actual domestic servants consider themselves to be furniture
Welcome to R07 wild ride.

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>>133652583
>Though there is some serious bullshit(I don't think that actual domestic servants consider themselves to be furniture)

>>133652583
You don't have enough love, clearly.

>>133652583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj8OjPKN9B4

>>133652692
>>133652583
Let's see:
>>>/b/eatrice+is+a+real+witch.
>>>/m/agic+exists
>>>/beatrice+is+the+true+culprit+of+all+the+murders+on+rokkenjima

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>>133654233
What's wrong, choking on the red truth?

>>133654607
Well, Beatrice didn't quite kill everyone.
After all, she was killed by Rosa.