>Araragi it would be OK if you took my virginity!
Shut the fuck up, bitch, you're bisexual.
Don't hate her. Just wish she had told Araragi she was bisexual. She said lesbian and then time and time again has tried to snuggle up to Koyomi jump his bones and show him her ass.
There's plenty who attend her school. And she obviously has no interest in them because there is no single straight male alive that wouldn't jump this if they had the opportunity.
Quick. Bury your face in the nearest big fat cat tats.
Kanbaru and Araragi have a special relationship.
They're both completely at ease with one another.
It's entirely plausible that in another timeline they would end up together.
They are just intimated by the athletic star that she is.
Most anons would def tell her to knock it off. The chase it what most of us get our jollies off and having a girl throw this shit at you, knowing you have a girlfriend is just slutty.
I do find her attractive but her personality just irks the fuck out of me.
>So, Hanekawa and her kept their supernatural powers? Does it give them longevity like Araragi? Does Nadeko have leftovers too?
Longevity doesn't matter that much when there is an afterlife, if not several to choose from.
And Nadeko appear to be a damn fine artist. Too good, even. The latest story got into that.
There's nadeko mangaka shenanigans in Oroka?
Given by Hanekawa's own reasoning in this very season. Araragi has fallen "head-over-heels" with Kanbaru, I can get behind this sentiment.
She never actually goes anywhere with Crab though. Ironically Crab cheats on Araragi with Cat in a rather spectacular fashion. While Koyomi is fighting a ghost samurai and jumping out of flaming buildings with Monkey and doll crab and cat are having soapy clit-rubbing sessions in a shower together. To make all that worse she knows Cat wants to sex Araragi, she has done it with both of them but won't let the two of them hook up either as a two or threesome.
Crab a cheating shit, a temptress and a lesbian blue-baller no matter how hot she is. She's like if an alpha male had a twat.
>She never actually goes anywhere with Crab though.
Also the point. It's not reciprocated but she's definitely in love with Crab.
>she has done it with both of them but won't let the two of them hook up either as a two or threesome
So far as you know.
>no female friend to have bro levels of bantz with
You seem to be confused...
>Was walked home gently by Araragi: after he sent kaiki packing
>Got her back washed by hanekawa: in the shower after taking her in from the broken down cram school
>Was walked home gently again: Valentine's day
Don't worry, I've clarified things for you!
why was she separated again? I don't remember anything from oni.
Also this timeline is slightly off, Shinobu mail is happening next to the second half of neko not Oni.
The novel is less explicit than the anime. Hanekawa just says they played around for an hour or so (which is also said in the anime) then it moves on to the next conversation.
from Neko Shiro 020
>Senjougahara-san washed her face, changed into short pants and a T-shirt, and then started doing pre-run stretches.
>She's so, soft...
>It made me doubt my own eyes.
>The movements of Senjougahara-san's body were so smooth and slick, they looked like overdone CG.
>Amazing. It's like she's some kind of mollusca.
>"Sorry, but can I touch you, just a bit?"
>"What? My right breast? Or my left breast?"
>"No, your back..."
>"My right shoulderblade? Or my left shoulderblade?"
>"I don't have any specific fetishes like that..."
>She really was good at comebacks.
>That's something I couldn't do.
>Thinking this, I circled around to Senjougahara-san's back, and pushed down on her as she spread her legs into a 180-degree split.
>Her body pressed onto the floor snugly.
>Zero resistance, and zero friction.
>There had been no need to push her down at all.
>"How can you be so flexible...? Isn't there something wrong with the range of your joints? Actually, it's more like your joints are disconnected to begin with..."
>"Mmmn, I just really like stretching... in a masochistic way."
>"Why did you need to add the second part?"
>"That grating, creaking feeling you feel inside is irresistible."
>"It doesn't look like it's giving you that much trouble, though."
>"I've gotten to the point where my body doesn't make any sounds at all. It's actually quite boring."
>So it's boring, huh...
I get the impression she's not at all serious with all the sexual passes she makes at Araragi. It's just a running gag joke she does.
That timeline is not fully correct. This one is. And i'ts at the same time than second half of Neko Shiro, we can se the bed where she sleeps the day before, and that night is when the cram school burns out
The world lesbian is sacred to me so this girl
piss me off so much using incorrectly
How did Kanbaru know the fire was linked to Hanekawa?
I don't know if anyone mentioned this, but I like how Owari's colors are on a darker tone.
>A cute athletic lesbian who only has Hetero hots for you
>you can talk about other cute girls with her
>ffm threesome almost garanteed
>dont have to worry bout other guys
She met with Hanekawa at school and she told her about the text she got from Araragi to meet him at the cram school. She also knew that Hanekawa's house burned the day before.
>a lesbian who hasn't tried a dick is just a straight girl in denial.
I haven't tried dick either, anon. Does that make me a gay man in denial?
Looks like it's time to rewatch Tsubasa Tiger
I've read enough yaoi manga to say yes.
You forgot the senpai you fuckin faggot.
If I did do you think I'd be here.
I got extremely close to it a few times but she hung around my family so much that she started seeing me as a brother. Or atleast that's what she told me.
The opinions around here arent annoying me at all.
Usually in a thread discussing sexuality especially an character's sexuality there's usually a faggot who lets his headcannon run away with him and spouts retarded bullshit. This ruins the thread for me.
But not today /a/. I can actually sort of sympathize with the views expressed ITT.
This leads me to ask has /a/ changed or have I?
Ask her if she's into incest
it doesn't count since she's a 'lesbian' and 'it's ok if it's araragi' ntr doujins write themselves
This episode was completely overblown. Kanbaru too bombastic, the CGI was ass and the animation in general was overstepping what care SHAFT actually gives about the series' production.
The last arc did so well, I hope they pull something decent out of this shit.
This was a good Kanbaru episode. Haven't gotten those in a while.
Must be nice to be a monkeybro.
Do people actually take everything the characters say at face value and ignore past events, context, and character interaction? Jesus Christ I can't believe monogatari is 2deep4 some people to understand. God damn people can't even pay attention to what they're watching.
>Monkey is desperately trying to not think about how her personal, athletic, and academic life is a train wreck and distracting herself at araragi's expense
>poor little rich girl. she can choke on my dick
Yeah, Kanbaru is Old Money and never has to work for the rest of her life.
I don't think her grandparents will just dump their fortune on her but maybe. She never talks about being rich though
Anyways the point isn't her life is a train wreck but that she just thinks it is
>get with Suruga
>never have to work a day in your life
>spend all the time doing nothing but pounding her ass
Life can't get much better than this, can it?
That would take too long and people will just throw it out as "pretentious," because actions and words in monogatari aren't allowed to have meaning or secondary reasons, no matter how shallow. People actually think the only things of importance are the next midriff shot, or the next bath scene when those things are just seasoning, it's not the meat of the show.
Monogatari is not deep or insightful, but it's not ignorant or one-dimensional either. But in most threads people will pretend it has to be either/or and fling shit at the other side. I would just recommend not taking in everything characters say as objective truth, you'll just end up with a lot of contradictions that way, the OP being a good example.
>I don't think her grandparents will just dump their fortune on her but maybe. She never talks about being rich though
She is the only heir. Her mother is dead and there is no one but her grandparents left.
And you must have missed the fact that Kanbaru's house has a deer chaser. Or "the thing that goes tonk".
In anime that automatically tells the viewer the family is filthy rich.
You don't know if they will give all that money to monkey. Also is she just supposed to be a dead beat in the meantime? They would disown her.
There are more things to worry about other than money
You mean the whole two times it happened, when she was kissing up to him and when she was thinking about her life. In the end she still hates Araragi, and there is no sexual/romantic interest at all.
>You don't know if they will give all that money to monkey. Also is she just supposed to be a dead beat in the meantime? They would disown her.
Monkey is no deadbeat. But the fact is her life is set, she can do anything they want. Too bad she can't get her grandparents what they wanted, a great grandchild.
>In the end she still hates Araragi, and there is no sexual/romantic interest at all.
The most recent novel suggest that she do want to see him again, but their paths would probably never cross.
Wasn't the first chapter of Sodachi Fiasco about how much she still hated him? I can understand if she had to lower her standards though, considering Araragi, Hanekawa and Senjougahara are still the closest she got to friends.
>If you honestly think Monkey would have sex with Arargi you have a severe lack of understanding of her character
Although she would certainly agree if Hitagi suggest a threesome... Too bad Hitagi prefer Hanekawa for threesomes.
>Why was best girl made into a lesbian? Why couldn't she be at least bisexual?
Well my guess is she is going to be the future protagonist of later books, and you are going to need her to collect new cute girls as HER harem members.
Being Araragisexual doesn't count as being bi.
And I'm still not convinced she actually finds him romantically/sexually attractive, at least not to the point that anything would ever happen.
Having a brocrush doesn't make a straight man gay, nor does it make a gay girl straight.
I knew a girl who insisted she was a lesbian in high school, decided she was bisexual in college, decided she only wanted relationships with guys after she graduated, then got married and I don't think she even gives a shit about girls any more.
Monkey is just starting down that path a year or so earlier. Also she's probably going to lose her virginity in a devil's threesome and take a hundred miles of cock before getting married, if she follows the same pattern.
>people don't know lesbians "don't exisit" in japan
>the Japanese see lesbianism as a schoolgirl fad that girls grow out of eventually
It's called rape, anon, and justified at that too given how she arouses you.
I'm not convinced she was being completely honest when she said that. Reminder that the very next thing out of her mouth was talking about murdering Crab so she and Araragi could run away together.
She's fucking around a good 99% of the time so the only time you get a look at the "real" Kanbaru is in Hana where there's pretty much nothing showing that she wants to bang Araragi outside of the fact that she thinks he's somewhat attractive.
Although I don't think she's a full on lesbian either since she's a teenage virgin with no experience at all and plenty of mental issues.
>Kanbaru will never be your sexually aggressive friend
>Sawashiro Miyuki will never talk to you
From near the end of Hana 020:
>"Say, Kanbaru, is there a type of guy you like?"
>"I've not given it much thought."
>"Right... Yeah, had a yuri inclination, didn't you. There were rumors about that."
>"I won't say those were unfounded rumors. But I do like guys too. My taste is small, kind guys."
>My taste is small, kind guys
/ss/ doujins when?
I also think Kanbaru's bi, but you can find someone attractive without wanting to fuck them, you know. Like I'm straight but I can distinguish between a good looking guy and an ugly one.
>using real life logic on anime
get the FUCK OUT
Only a fag would be happy if a girl told him that she liked how feminine he is. Or that she loves you like a brother. Or that you're a "kind," person. On the surface level it seems like a nice compliment but if you think about it for a couple of seconds you'd realize how much of an insult it actually is.
>On the surface level it seems like a nice compliment but if you think about it for a couple of seconds you'd realize how much of an insult it actually is.
I want /r9k/ to go away. Fucking fedoras can suck my cock.
It's really only an insult if you're interested in a romantic relationship with that girl. In Araragi's case, he just wants to be friends, so that shouldn't bother him at all.
seriously, there's no way crab isn't getting some on the side
i like how his prize for being crab's boyfriend is getting to walk her home gently where kaiki is waiting to pound that ass into submission once raragi leaves
>Gaen tells Araragi to text Kanbaru to meet at the cram school
>Samurai ghost armor attacks
>Ononoki appears to save the day
What the hell is Gaen's plan?
> super flexible
> addicted to french kissu
this lucky mother fucker
Damn, the opening is really good.
Thank you supreme gentleman.
>seriously, there's no way crab isn't getting some on the side
Crab is entirely insecure and Araragi is her one and only chance. Other guys don't want her.
>kaiki is waiting to pound that ass into submission once raragi leaves
Kaki is hopeless stuck chasing the shadow of Monkey's mum.
Even her ghost wants him to get over her and move on. She is still with her husband in the afterlife and there is no point for Kaiki to torture himself like that
Just wondering, has Senjou ever actually interacted with Shinobu yet in the novels? Shinobu is such a huge existence to Araragi I can easily imagine it ruining their relationship a bit, but has she even yet to realize that sex with Araragi is always a three some?
Monkey needs to get explored and touched on more often
As current events would tell you if you paid attention, lack of desire for dick doesn't indicate lack of desire for children, though it does seem to make it pretty impossible in Japan. Of course, she is apparently filthy rich and money talks.
the dude you quoted doesn't know what he's talking about, kaiki is without a doubt the best character in monogatari
the fact that there's an entire series called netorogatari where kaiki takes the entire monogatari cast to poundtown speaks volumes to his capability to fuck shit up
Depends. I've had girlfriends that have gotten together with me and the first thing they told me was because I was "nice". Though they usually supplemented it with me being "nice" in a way that wasn't fake and I wasn't just after the pussy. When they called me that, it really felt well... nice.
Then there's the nice you get when they are trying to turn you down. The one where you now you didn't even make any impact because they couldn't pick out any other noticeable traits about you.
But whatever, I'm talking about 3DPG on a 2D image board. Disregard this faggot.
How was your ex-gfs' penises?
Sounds like you were being NTR'd, just like Araragi.
Is anyone else here going to marathon the entire Monogatari series in chronological order once Kizu gets animated? I must say, I'm not a big fan of having all these plot holes filled in Owari so long after the holes appeared in Second Season. Not being an LN reader who knows moon is a difficult way to experience the story.
>As current events would tell you if you paid attention, lack of desire for dick doesn't indicate lack of desire for children, though it does seem to make it pretty impossible in Japan. Of course, she is apparently filthy rich and money talks.
If this was a doujin plot Monkey would ask Hitagi permission to use her boyfriend's sperm. And Hitagi would then suggest that they do it the fun way but with Crab supervision.
>Hear grunting and moaning
Wat do, /a/?
Get a room, you homosexuals.
>want to say just drop everything and fuck your sisters
>there's too much good pussy that would go to waste if you did
Being Koyomi has got to be the most difficult thing, this is something none of us could ever understand
He should be given a fucking medal
>It's like she's some kind of mollusca.
What's with the nips and using invertebrates as erotic descriptors?
Can someone post the stitch please?
Has it ever occurred to all these anons that the reason Kanbaru likes Araragi so much isn't because he is cute but rather because he is taken and rejects her advances?
She probably gets off to the idea of him controlling himself and not being a rapid anon out for pussy. Hence my theory is that the moment Araragi goes for it with her she will be turned off. She only has the balls to say those lewd jokes because he brushes it aside because he isn't that type of guy.
Thats a point, before that entire arc he mentions repeatedly some of it might be made up and that sort of thing. And you know, he lived to narrate his own story retrospectively so..
The same way a ghost can play basketball.
He may have died in a hospital after being in a coma and thus growing a beard. Or maybe he's just so awesome that he can grow a beard even though he's a ghost. Or maybe even though you do stop aging when you become a ghost the normal processes of your body continue, thus you grow a beard. This would also explain why Mayoi carries around a huge back pack. It's full of tampons.
No shit, but just because she's joking doesn't mean she's not attracted to him. It would be pretty hard to make these lewd jokes towards someone you actually find unattractive.
So, do you guys think the recommended order to watch Monogatari in will change once all of Kize is released?
Or is it still gonna be release order
Also, does anyone have any webms of the Arararararagi vs Kagenui fight?
Why is Kaiki so weak compared to Kagenui, Gaen, and Meme?
Never mention in the Sodachi Arc. Does Hanekawa allow Arararagi to touch her boobs?
They mentioned it right after. She didn't and he doesn't.
Araragi story is over, but not all characters got closure yet.
>tell someone you're depressed because your grandma saw you naked
>they rush over to see
>barge in without knocking
She just wanted to wallow in her misery for a little bit. It's 100% araragi's fault.
I'd certainly enjoy a full arc of Marina Inoue narration of Sodachi's misery.
His life was over when he left high school, so he got his forced closure. But Nisio can basically write whatever he wants, and for now he is focusing on characters with available unused time before graduating in off-season.
>your fembro just wants to FUCK
stop being such a faggot, son. she needs to dine on some MEAT.
She is still a top cutie I want to protect and learn math and how to enjoy life from.
Sodachi lost and Sodachi fiasco are long forgotten, she only get an appearance in Zoku and Sodachi Fiasco, but there's not more for her character
>how to enjoy life from
but she's made to suffer
>Not trusting your cute underclassmen.
As best as she is, it's still a harem and she's a supposed lesbian.
It's required by law that she desperately wants Araragi's cock.
She can still teach how to enjoy life from theory, not from her own practice. Same with math.
>if Ougi won against Hanekawa in ep 4
I have faith in Shaft's greed.
They can still be read so there will very likely be more for her character. And there are also the two or three scanned rape doujins she might get.
>two or three scanned rape doujins
If you're lucky and can self insert into Araragi. Otherwise she is being raped by fat old men or maybe Kaiki.
That would be a honour.
Why is she allowed to be so sexual?
Who is going to take responsibility for my erection?
Fuck you Nisio, Araragi and Kanbaru would've made the cutest couple.
This arc is making up for them skipping Kanbaru Date
>Deito ruined by Yotsugi and Shinobu
>Yes, she would be dumping his body in the river.
That's what Crab says. But in reality she would just go cry herself to sleep in a corner somewhere. Crab is all about talking big, but struggle to deliver. She is aware that she isn't the best girlfriend and is terrified of Araragi upgrading to someone better. That is why she is so tolerant of Araragi fooling around, as long as he still comes home to her.
Not sure what you mean. But Monkey is pretty low on his priority list, below Crab, the lolis and his sisters. Only above Snake and maybe Math who was his beloved childhood friend but they are not close anymore.
I don't think he was putting together Araragi's priority list.
That would something like this.
Life Partner Tier
Irreplaceable Imouto Tier
Precious Kohai Tier
Wandering Banter Tier
Professional Relationship Tier
Not Relevant Tier
>does Senjohara know her boyfriend is out meeting with girls constantly offer him thier virginity while posing for moneyshots?
>does fucking ARARAGI know he has a girlfriend?