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>Araragi it would be OK if you took my virginity! >Lesbian

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>Araragi it would be OK if you took my virginity!

>Lesbian

Shut the fuck up, bitch, you're bisexual.
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She's a 5 on the Kinsey Scale.
She's only hetero for Araragi.
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isn't there a whole spectrum regarding how gay a person is? otherwise /a/ wouldn't go gay over male characters all the time and still hate homos.
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>>133541993

There are literally no other boys around her age in the entire series.
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>>133541885
I'd fug Araragi.
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>>133542053
Since when do we hate fags?
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>>133542186
Only the ones that aren't cute and girly.
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>>133542186

Don't hate her. Just wish she had told Araragi she was bisexual. She said lesbian and then time and time again has tried to snuggle up to Koyomi jump his bones and show him her ass.

Bisexual.
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>>133542075
There's plenty who attend her school. And she obviously has no interest in them because there is no single straight male alive that wouldn't jump this if they had the opportunity.
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>>133542858
help, I think I'm beginning to find Monkey more attractive than real girls
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>>133544047

Quick. Bury your face in the nearest big fat cat tats.
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Kanbaru and Araragi have a special relationship.
They're both completely at ease with one another.
It's entirely plausible that in another timeline they would end up together.
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>>133542858
They are just intimated by the athletic star that she is.
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>>133542360
>show him her ass
She was in her room and he entered without knocking.
It was totally his fault.
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>>133541993
She's a 4 I'd say. We don't have a large enough sample to say for sure.
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Who is she lesbians with anyways?
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>>133542186
>we
Enough of this.
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>>133546558

Demon girl. She's the girl who took her hand and groped her. Kanbaru seemed to be into it but told her to back off because demon girl was evil.
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>>133546394
I fucking love black haired Suruga. ONORE SHAFT AND THEIR PURPLE HAIR
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>>133542858
>Other boys
>In a harem show
>Actually serious
Jesus fuck reddit, watch more shows or just get out.
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Most anons would def tell her to knock it off. The chase it what most of us get our jollies off and having a girl throw this shit at you, knowing you have a girlfriend is just slutty.

I do find her attractive but her personality just irks the fuck out of me.
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>>133546166
He's at ease with pretty much everyone besides his GF.
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>>133547316
I wonder if she would stop if he was single.
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>>133546764
>ONORE
gtfo of here with your wapanese bullshit
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>>133541885
>gorilla-handjob only
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>>133541885
I want to hold her hand.
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she was best girl though, obviously
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So, Hanekawa and her kept their supernatural powers? Does it give them longevity like Araragi? Does Nadeko have leftovers too?
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>>133542186
>we
Fuck off Yank
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>>133544047
All 2D girls are 10x better than real ones. Even the shitty ones.
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>>133541885

She basically rapes him right? i never got that scene.
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Where is bat right now?

I don't remember why she disappears from previous seasons.
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>>133542075
Except for Ougi-kun.
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>>133548398
>So, Hanekawa and her kept their supernatural powers? Does it give them longevity like Araragi? Does Nadeko have leftovers too?
Longevity doesn't matter that much when there is an afterlife, if not several to choose from.

And Nadeko appear to be a damn fine artist. Too good, even. The latest story got into that.
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>>133548607

Sex changers don't count.
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>>133548712
There's nadeko mangaka shenanigans in Oroka?
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>>133546166
Given by Hanekawa's own reasoning in this very season. Araragi has fallen "head-over-heels" with Kanbaru, I can get behind this sentiment.
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>>133548913
>There's nadeko mangaka shenanigans in Oroka?
Not about manga in particular. It's in Tsukihi Undo.
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>>133546558
>>133546721
Also Crab, that was the whole point of Suruga Monkey
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>>133549323

She never actually goes anywhere with Crab though. Ironically Crab cheats on Araragi with Cat in a rather spectacular fashion. While Koyomi is fighting a ghost samurai and jumping out of flaming buildings with Monkey and doll crab and cat are having soapy clit-rubbing sessions in a shower together. To make all that worse she knows Cat wants to sex Araragi, she has done it with both of them but won't let the two of them hook up either as a two or threesome.

Crab a cheating shit, a temptress and a lesbian blue-baller no matter how hot she is. She's like if an alpha male had a twat.
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>>133549488
>Ironically Crab cheats on Araragi with Cat in a rather spectacular fashion.
she literally moleted her for her boyfriend's sake
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>>133549488
>She never actually goes anywhere with Crab though.
Also the point. It's not reciprocated but she's definitely in love with Crab.

>she has done it with both of them but won't let the two of them hook up either as a two or threesome
So far as you know.
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>>133549600

Cat's tears at being rejected proved enough for me.
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>>133549592
>she literally moleted her for her boyfriend's sake

How do you figure?
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>>133546166
>no female friend to have bro levels of bantz with
Tis suffering.
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>>133549663
she literally said so.

she's surprisingly literal.
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>>133549488
>she has done it with both of them
Elaborate.
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>>133548576
The link between her and Arararagi has been severed right now - it takes place right after the time-leap arc, when he is in the mountains with snail
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>>133541885
>implying lesbians cant fuck men without liking them
wow such bigotry
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>People actually defending crab
Disgusting the lot of you
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>>133549826

Fucked Araragi: after he sent Kaiki Packing
Fucked Hanekawa: In the shower after taking her in from the broken down school
Fucked Araragi again: Valentine's day.
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>>133550499
there was another time as well with araragi. it was a bit more subtle though.
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>>133550499
You seem to be confused...

>Was walked home gently by Araragi: after he sent kaiki packing
>Got her back washed by hanekawa: in the shower after taking her in from the broken down cram school
>Was walked home gently again: Valentine's day

Don't worry, I've clarified things for you!
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>>133547340
nah he hides too much from everyone else
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>>133550331

why was she separated again? I don't remember anything from oni.
Also this timeline is slightly off, Shinobu mail is happening next to the second half of neko not Oni.
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Lesbianism is barely about physical attributes, it's more about hatred of male personalities.
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>>133550733
If I recall correctly, they don't actually explain it at all in oni.
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>>133550984
bad logic
half the lesbian population is bro as fuck, just with a different vocabulary
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>>133546558
>>133549323
>>133546721
I'm placing bets on Karen-chan
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>>133550499
Fucked Hanekawa: In the shower after taking her in from the broken down school
Is it confirmed in the novel? I thought it was the usual yuri bait.
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>>133550984
>>133550984
That's more about modern feminism. A lot of misguided feminist behave like lesbians because they can't accept how much they still crave dick.
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>>133552253
The novel is less explicit than the anime. Hanekawa just says they played around for an hour or so (which is also said in the anime) then it moves on to the next conversation.
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from Neko Shiro 020
>Senjougahara-san washed her face, changed into short pants and a T-shirt, and then started doing pre-run stretches.
>Wow...
>She's so, soft...
>It made me doubt my own eyes.
>The movements of Senjougahara-san's body were so smooth and slick, they looked like overdone CG.
>Amazing. It's like she's some kind of mollusca.
>"Sorry, but can I touch you, just a bit?"
>"What? My right breast? Or my left breast?"
>"No, your back..."
>"My right shoulderblade? Or my left shoulderblade?"
>"I don't have any specific fetishes like that..."
>She really was good at comebacks.
>That's something I couldn't do.
>Thinking this, I circled around to Senjougahara-san's back, and pushed down on her as she spread her legs into a 180-degree split.
>Her body pressed onto the floor snugly.
>Zero resistance, and zero friction.
>There had been no need to push her down at all.
>"How can you be so flexible...? Isn't there something wrong with the range of your joints? Actually, it's more like your joints are disconnected to begin with..."
>"Mmmn, I just really like stretching... in a masochistic way."
>"Why did you need to add the second part?"
>"That grating, creaking feeling you feel inside is irresistible."
>"It doesn't look like it's giving you that much trouble, though."
>"I've gotten to the point where my body doesn't make any sounds at all. It's actually quite boring."
>So it's boring, huh...
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>>133549488
> but won't let the two of them hook up either as a two or threesome. \
How do you know this?
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>>133541885

I get the impression she's not at all serious with all the sexual passes she makes at Araragi. It's just a running gag joke she does.
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>>133550733
That timeline is not fully correct. This one is. And i'ts at the same time than second half of Neko Shiro, we can se the bed where she sleeps the day before, and that night is when the cram school burns out
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>>133541885
The world lesbian is sacred to me so this girl
piss me off so much using incorrectly
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>>133546558
Her Grandma
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>>133553000
Congratulations, your brain functions properly. The amount of people that think she's being serious is sad.
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Has RRRG spent half the episode with broken teeth, or can he still vampirically regenerate even though the link is broken?
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>>133558692
He can't currently regenerate
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I remember reading an article that like 70% of women are bi.

Probably was on some Japanese gutter press blog, so whatever.
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>>133550733
Why's Shaft so lazy when it comes to the Koyomi shit? Not enough girls?
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>>133541885
She's teasing though
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>>133561614
They said that they'll animated Koyomi's arc later on.

> yfw Kamiyan sings for the OP
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>>133553000
>>133557714
If that's true she's oscar worthy, and then again what kind of fucking man would be able to control himself with what she does?
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>>133546558
Snek.
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>>133561100
fucking degenerates
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>I don't believe in mental connections at all
Woah Kanbaru are you okay?
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Araragi and Kanbaru were retarded this episode.
>Let's try to fight the magical armor instead of running away.
Nisioisin really lost it.

Also, Araragi's teeth are still shattered.
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>>133565088
Do you really need to ask that?
Name one thing going right in her life right now.
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How did Kanbaru know the fire was linked to Hanekawa?
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>>133565315
She could smell the pussy.
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>>133565315
her monkey senses were tingling.
She supposedly has a good intuition about supernatural stuff. It's why she felt bad when they went up to the snake shrine in nadeko snake.
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>>133565315
I don't think she did. She might have remembered that Hanekawa's house also was also burned down.
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I don't know if anyone mentioned this, but I like how Owari's colors are on a darker tone.
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>A cute athletic lesbian who only has Hetero hots for you
>you can talk about other cute girls with her
>ffm threesome almost garanteed
>dont have to worry bout other guys
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>>133541885
nah m8 a lesbian who hasn't tried a dick is just a straight girl in denial.

She can't be a true lesbian until she takes Araragi's D.
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>>133565315
She met with Hanekawa at school and she told her about the text she got from Araragi to meet him at the cram school. She also knew that Hanekawa's house burned the day before.
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>>133565415
this is sort of true
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Oshino Meme is part of Araragi's harem.
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>>133565741
I don't think so. Oshino was rather hostile to Araragi before he left.
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>>133565415
>a lesbian who hasn't tried a dick is just a straight girl in denial.
I haven't tried dick either, anon. Does that make me a gay man in denial?
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>>133565926
Well considering where you're posting, there's a good chance of it yes.
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>>133565477
Looks like it's time to rewatch Tsubasa Tiger
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>>133565926
Learn how to logic m8, you're straight until you take a dick and like it.
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>>133565415
She reads BL novels all day every day. I'm pretty sure she knows how she feels about males.
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>>133565146
Actually, Kanbaru was the one who fucked up.
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>>133567067
Araragi did the logical move of cowering on the floor.
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Just banter between friends, it's not serious.
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>>133567147
they should both have run away, but kanbaru was the one who stupidly attacked it on first sight without any previous knowledge.
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>>133565926
I've read enough yaoi manga to say yes.
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>>133546394
is it possible to do that with your legs
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>>133568058
No. I used to know a girl who was flexible enough to do that.
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>>133541885
You forgot the senpai you fuckin faggot.
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>>133568187
i hope you gave her the dick
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>>133568348
If I did do you think I'd be here. I got extremely close to it a few times but she hung around my family so much that she started seeing me as a brother. Or atleast that's what she told me.
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>>133568348
I hope you get the fuck out.
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>>133568664
Looks like someone wasn't give the dick.
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The opinions around here arent annoying me at all.
Usually in a thread discussing sexuality especially an character's sexuality there's usually a faggot who lets his headcannon run away with him and spouts retarded bullshit. This ruins the thread for me.
But not today /a/. I can actually sort of sympathize with the views expressed ITT.
This leads me to ask has /a/ changed or have I?
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>>133568431
Ask her if she's into incest
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>>133542053
/a/ is not a person.
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>>133542053
>isn't there a whole spectrum
Yes
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>>133571049
HALP. I'm at orange, what do I do?
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>>133571156
You're proud of your good taste.
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>>133571049
What if I'm in the yellow but never went through red or orange?
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>>133571156
If you're not at least at orange, you're lying.
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>>133571428
this
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>>133571428
You're going to go the whole way.
This guy is just a confused virgin
>>133571156
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>>133541885
it doesn't count since she's a 'lesbian' and 'it's ok if it's araragi' ntr doujins write themselves
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>>133549488
gaharasan said she'd do it in araragi's place since he would; indirect sex etc etc
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>>133571899
Do you think monkey will team up with snake to make filthy doujins of araragi?
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>>133571049
what if I go through any of the stages depending on my mood?
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>>133572183
it means you love the cock
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This episode was completely overblown. Kanbaru too bombastic, the CGI was ass and the animation in general was overstepping what care SHAFT actually gives about the series' production.

The last arc did so well, I hope they pull something decent out of this shit.
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>>133572501
That's a nice opinion, too bad it's shit
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This was a good Kanbaru episode. Haven't gotten those in a while.
Must be nice to be a monkeybro.
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>>133572501
>Kanbaru was too bombastic
As a complaint? Wow a special kind of faggot you are.
But you're right she was too bombASStic
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>>133572501
>doesn't understand the meaning behind monkey's rant

Is monogatari 2deep4u?
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>>133572501
It can only go uphill since Doll should be in next episode and Shinobu too maybe.
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>>133572642
It's pretty fucking awesome. I hope monkey's issues get explored and not just touched on though.
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Do people actually take everything the characters say at face value and ignore past events, context, and character interaction? Jesus Christ I can't believe monogatari is 2deep4 some people to understand. God damn people can't even pay attention to what they're watching.
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>>133572728
I feel like I understand, but now I'm starting to doubt it.
Please carefully explain everything I might have missed, anon.
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>>133572788
Monkey is desperately trying to not think about how her personal, athletic, and academic life is a train wreck and distracting herself at araragi's expense
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>>133571049
I don't know how to fap. Where am I?
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>>133573038
poor little rich girl. she can choke on my dick
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>>133573038
>Monkey is desperately trying to not think about how her personal, athletic, and academic life is a train wreck and distracting herself at araragi's expense
>>133573198
>poor little rich girl. she can choke on my dick
Yeah, Kanbaru is Old Money and never has to work for the rest of her life.
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>>133541885
Everyone in monogatari is an araragi-sexual , since half the show is basically self insert porn for men.
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>>133547534
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>>133573198
>>133573257
I don't think her grandparents will just dump their fortune on her but maybe. She never talks about being rich though

Anyways the point isn't her life is a train wreck but that she just thinks it is
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>>133573323
Not his childhood friend.
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>>133573198
>>133573257
>>133573470
>get with Suruga
>never have to work a day in your life
>spend all the time doing nothing but pounding her ass
Life can't get much better than this, can it?
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>>133572788
That would take too long and people will just throw it out as "pretentious," because actions and words in monogatari aren't allowed to have meaning or secondary reasons, no matter how shallow. People actually think the only things of importance are the next midriff shot, or the next bath scene when those things are just seasoning, it's not the meat of the show.
Monogatari is not deep or insightful, but it's not ignorant or one-dimensional either. But in most threads people will pretend it has to be either/or and fling shit at the other side. I would just recommend not taking in everything characters say as objective truth, you'll just end up with a lot of contradictions that way, the OP being a good example.
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I feel like Kanbaru also wants to fuck Araragi because she knows Crab would dump him as a result.
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>>133573470
>I don't think her grandparents will just dump their fortune on her but maybe. She never talks about being rich though
She is the only heir. Her mother is dead and there is no one but her grandparents left.

And you must have missed the fact that Kanbaru's house has a deer chaser. Or "the thing that goes tonk".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shishi-odoshi

In anime that automatically tells the viewer the family is filthy rich.
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>>133573632
Yes, it can. Have Cat and Crab join
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>>133573666
Crab ain't dumping shit
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>>133573606
She's actually pretty dere to him when it's just the two of them alone.
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>>133573717
I don't like infidelity.
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>>133573772
>I don't like infidelity.
It's not cheating if everyone is invited.
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>>133573695
You don't know if they will give all that money to monkey. Also is she just supposed to be a dead beat in the meantime? They would disown her.
There are more things to worry about other than money
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>>133573759
You mean the whole two times it happened, when she was kissing up to him and when she was thinking about her life. In the end she still hates Araragi, and there is no sexual/romantic interest at all.
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>>133573907
>You don't know if they will give all that money to monkey. Also is she just supposed to be a dead beat in the meantime? They would disown her.
Monkey is no deadbeat. But the fact is her life is set, she can do anything they want. Too bad she can't get her grandparents what they wanted, a great grandchild.
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>>133573955
>In the end she still hates Araragi, and there is no sexual/romantic interest at all.
The most recent novel suggest that she do want to see him again, but their paths would probably never cross.
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>>133574006
Is she infertile?
>>133573955
She's in denial. All the monogatari girls want Araragi's D, it's the first rule.
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>>133574033
Wasn't the first chapter of Sodachi Fiasco about how much she still hated him? I can understand if she had to lower her standards though, considering Araragi, Hanekawa and Senjougahara are still the closest she got to friends.
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>>133574066
>Is she infertile?
Lack of a desire for dick.
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>>133573666
crab would kill kanbaru if that ever happened, satan.
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>>133541885
It's just banter.
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>>133573666
Kanbaru doesn't actually want to fuck Araragi anon.

If he ever actually took it serious for even a second she would bail hard.
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>>133573955
It doesn't work like that. It isn't that simple. Monkey hates Araragi the same way Hanekawa and Araragi said they hated each other in Neko Kuro.
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>>133568058
Yes, now go and do your stretching routine, so you can have those wicked flexibility gains.
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>>133574479
Doesn't seem like that to me.
>>133574618
Too bad there's lack of proof for that.
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>>133574642
Nevermind, thought you were referring about Kanbaru, not Sodachi.
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>>133571428
Same man. I lift so i appreciate the work other guys put into their bodies. Not gay just mirin
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>>133574715
If you honestly think Monkey would have sex with Arargi you have a severe lack of understanding of her character
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>>133574795
>If you honestly think Monkey would have sex with Arargi you have a severe lack of understanding of her character
Although she would certainly agree if Hitagi suggest a threesome... Too bad Hitagi prefer Hanekawa for threesomes.
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Why was best girl made into a lesbian? Why couldn't she be at least bisexual?
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>>133574903
Monkey would do literally anything Crab told her to do.
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>>133574988
>Why was best girl made into a lesbian? Why couldn't she be at least bisexual?
Well my guess is she is going to be the future protagonist of later books, and you are going to need her to collect new cute girls as HER harem members.
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>>133574988
>Why couldn't she be at least bisexual?
But she is bisexual.
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>>133575160
Being Araragisexual doesn't count as being bi.

And I'm still not convinced she actually finds him romantically/sexually attractive, at least not to the point that anything would ever happen.

Having a brocrush doesn't make a straight man gay, nor does it make a gay girl straight.
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I knew a girl who insisted she was a lesbian in high school, decided she was bisexual in college, decided she only wanted relationships with guys after she graduated, then got married and I don't think she even gives a shit about girls any more.

Monkey is just starting down that path a year or so earlier. Also she's probably going to lose her virginity in a devil's threesome and take a hundred miles of cock before getting married, if she follows the same pattern.
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>people don't know lesbians "don't exisit" in japan
>the Japanese see lesbianism as a schoolgirl fad that girls grow out of eventually
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>>133574795
It's called rape, anon, and justified at that too given how she arouses you.
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>>133575250
she has said that she would have dated araragi had it not been for crab and that its rare for her to think about guys romantically
shes clearly not fully a lesbian
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She likes ladies and loves crab the most.
She only wants to fug ararargi so he cheats on crab and they breakup then she gets crab. Or she can have a threesome with crab.
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>>133574795
But Kanbaru already had her way with him
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>>133575456
I'm not convinced she was being completely honest when she said that. Reminder that the very next thing out of her mouth was talking about murdering Crab so she and Araragi could run away together.

She's fucking around a good 99% of the time so the only time you get a look at the "real" Kanbaru is in Hana where there's pretty much nothing showing that she wants to bang Araragi outside of the fact that she thinks he's somewhat attractive.

Although I don't think she's a full on lesbian either since she's a teenage virgin with no experience at all and plenty of mental issues.
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>Kanbaru will never be your sexually aggressive friend
>Sawashiro Miyuki will never talk to you
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From near the end of Hana 020:
>……ねえ神原、お前は、好きな男のタイプって、ある?」
>"Say, Kanbaru, is there a type of guy you like?"
>「あまり考えたことはないな」
>"I've not given it much thought."
>「ああ……そう言えば百合《ゆり》の気《け》があったね、きみは。そんな噂があった」
>"Right... Yeah, had a yuri inclination, didn't you. There were rumors about that."
>「根も葉もない噂だとは言わない。でも男も好きだぞ。ちっちゃくて優しい男が好みだ」
>"I won't say those were unfounded rumors. But I do like guys too. My taste is small, kind guys."
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>>133577053
bisexual confirmed
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>>133577053
>My taste is small, kind guys
Is that the dyke equivalent of straight men liking traps?
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>>133577053
>My taste is small, kind guys
Araragi BTFO
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>>133577203
araragi is a manlet so he fits the bill
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>>133577264
Literally my point.
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>>133575888
If she thinks a guy is attractive she's bi
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>>133577053
>My taste is small, kind guys
/ss/ doujins when?
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>>133574033
>but their paths would probably never cross

But college!
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>>133577297
How is he btfo if she admits she was crushing on him?
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>>133577493
Only if it's with araragi
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>>133577446
I also think Kanbaru's bi, but you can find someone attractive without wanting to fuck them, you know. Like I'm straight but I can distinguish between a good looking guy and an ugly one.
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>using real life logic on anime

get the FUCK OUT
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>>133577558
I could see Kanbaru reacting to a shotararagai the same way he reacted to loli Hanekawa.
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>>133577523
he was blown alright
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>>133577523
Well first of all she didn't.

But secondly if a girl describes you as "small" you're BTFO.
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>>133577523
Only a fag would be happy if a girl told him that she liked how feminine he is. Or that she loves you like a brother. Or that you're a "kind," person. On the surface level it seems like a nice compliment but if you think about it for a couple of seconds you'd realize how much of an insult it actually is.
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>>133577803
>Well first of all she didn't.

But she likes him. You have to be a complete idiot to believe she doesn't.
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>>133577919
You sound like one of those faggots that can't take a compliment for what it.
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>>133578028
In a BFF way, yeah.

Certainly not in a "I'm crushing on him" way.
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>>133577919
>On the surface level it seems like a nice compliment but if you think about it for a couple of seconds you'd realize how much of an insult it actually is.

I want /r9k/ to go away. Fucking fedoras can suck my cock.
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>>133577803
>>133577919
Anon if monkey told me she likes me because of my ugly face and terrible bo I would not mind at all.

She likes him in a penis in vagina kind of way
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>Autists telling autists what women thing and applying it to their japanese cartoons
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>>133577919
It's really only an insult if you're interested in a romantic relationship with that girl. In Araragi's case, he just wants to be friends, so that shouldn't bother him at all.
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>>133578298
think*
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>>133578110
>>133578190
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>>133549702
there's always 3DPD anon, or suicide.
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Why is Araragi such a beta faggot towards girls his own age?

He has no problem molesting lolis or his imoutos, but doesn't make a single move on Cat, Monkey or Crab.
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>>133578298
>implying anyone know what women think
dick goes in, dick goes out, can't explain that.
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>>133568879
fuck off
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>>133578409
seriously, there's no way crab isn't getting some on the side

i like how his prize for being crab's boyfriend is getting to walk her home gently where kaiki is waiting to pound that ass into submission once raragi leaves
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>>133578495
You do know that crabs can only walk sideways right? There is nothing gentle about it.
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>>133578409
low self-esteem does that
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>>133578541
there's also nothing gentle about kaki cracking her shell and eating that meat
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>>133578495
Monogatari sound a lot like highschool.

Everyone is fucking everyone else but nobody is actually getting laid
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>>133578606
not even gordon ramsay can cook that crab m8
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>Gaen tells Araragi to text Kanbaru to meet at the cram school
>Samurai ghost armor attacks
>Ononoki appears to save the day
What the hell is Gaen's plan?
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>>133578495
Kaiki is literally a chuuni. All the exorcist are, really which is kind of sad.
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>>133552585
> toned
> super flexible
> addicted to french kissu

this lucky mother fucker
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Damn, the opening is really good.
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>>133578812
The visuals are some of the best.

The actual song is shit. Bats seiyu can suck a dick.
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>>133578764
>bony
>clingy
>crabby[\spoiler]
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>>133577803
>>133577919
Laughing at these two not nice guys who clearly don't even have a harem.
>>
ERABE!
http://www.strawpoll.me/6017889
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>>133578812
trash tier op
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>>133579195
Thank you supreme gentleman.
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>>133579393
You're welcome, redditor friend.
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Peace Peace
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>>133578495
>seriously, there's no way crab isn't getting some on the side
Crab is entirely insecure and Araragi is her one and only chance. Other guys don't want her.

>>133578495
>kaiki is waiting to pound that ass into submission once raragi leaves
Kaki is hopeless stuck chasing the shadow of Monkey's mum. Even her ghost wants him to get over her and move on. She is still with her husband in the afterlife and there is no point for Kaiki to torture himself like that
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Just wondering, has Senjou ever actually interacted with Shinobu yet in the novels? Shinobu is such a huge existence to Araragi I can easily imagine it ruining their relationship a bit, but has she even yet to realize that sex with Araragi is always a three some?
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>>133572704
Monkey needs to get explored and touched on more often
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>>133581058
so kaiki is basically a 40 year old beta faggot? I don't know why /a/ even likes faggots like him
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>>133574479
As current events would tell you if you paid attention, lack of desire for dick doesn't indicate lack of desire for children, though it does seem to make it pretty impossible in Japan. Of course, she is apparently filthy rich and money talks.
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>>133578927
Yeah, exactly what I thought
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>>133581964
I don't know either
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>>133581964
That just makes him perfect for self inserting
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>>133581964
Because even a 40 year old betamax can still be a pretty cool guy?
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>>133581964
the dude you quoted doesn't know what he's talking about, kaiki is without a doubt the best character in monogatari

the fact that there's an entire series called netorogatari where kaiki takes the entire monogatari cast to poundtown speaks volumes to his capability to fuck shit up
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>>133582287
That just speaks volumes over the amount of 40 year old beta faggots that watch monogatari.
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>>133582287
Did you even watch Hana? He's a faggot that can't get over the fact that he got NTR'd by Kanbaru's dad.
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>>133582356
>>133582406
stop wrecking my illusion of self inserting without being fat and ugly please
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>>133582406
>get NTR'd by a guy
>make his daughter cry 15 years later
pathetic
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>>133582551
He can't even call Monkey by her last name which shows how butthurt he is. Doesn't get any more pathetic than that.
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>>133577919
Depends. I've had girlfriends that have gotten together with me and the first thing they told me was because I was "nice". Though they usually supplemented it with me being "nice" in a way that wasn't fake and I wasn't just after the pussy. When they called me that, it really felt well... nice.

Then there's the nice you get when they are trying to turn you down. The one where you now you didn't even make any impact because they couldn't pick out any other noticeable traits about you.

But whatever, I'm talking about 3DPG on a 2D image board. Disregard this faggot.
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>>133582638
Meme probably also stole her girlfriend in college.
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>>133582760
Dawn, wrong picture
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>>133582694
Sounds like you were being NTR'd, just like Araragi.
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>>133571156
The only way to go is down.
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>>133571049
I've been at Blue for the past decade, I think I'm pretty stable. I fucking love dicks, what can I say.
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>>133573097
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>>133582805
She looks like she is having a stroke in that pic.
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>>133573097
Stay pure, little girl.
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Is anyone else here going to marathon the entire Monogatari series in chronological order once Kizu gets animated? I must say, I'm not a big fan of having all these plot holes filled in Owari so long after the holes appeared in Second Season. Not being an LN reader who knows moon is a difficult way to experience the story.
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>>133584070
I might be dead by that time but I think I might try it when the main series adaptation is over in 2018.
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>>133573097
At the wrong board. Get out.
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>>133584070
I am. And worrying about plot holes in a non-linear story seems a bit silly. Wait until it's all over(never) to complain about plot holes.
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>>133541885
>I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this gorilla.
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>>133581994
>As current events would tell you if you paid attention, lack of desire for dick doesn't indicate lack of desire for children, though it does seem to make it pretty impossible in Japan. Of course, she is apparently filthy rich and money talks.
If this was a doujin plot Monkey would ask Hitagi permission to use her boyfriend's sperm. And Hitagi would then suggest that they do it the fun way but with Crab supervision.
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>>133578456
Make me, you absolute gayboy.
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>>133581827
They've supposedly interacted offscreen.
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>>133547451
MIZUKARA SHAFT AND THEIR PURPLE HAIR
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>>133585485
Crab making Araragi and Monkey have sex while she calls all the shots would be my ideal doujin.
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>>133576400
Shut up.
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>>133586955
I think that doujin exists.
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So, what was in the letter?
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>Hear grunting and moaning
>Open door
>See this

Wat do, /a/?
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>>133585855
Get a room, you homosexuals.
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So, what do we call le angry math autist? Quad tails?
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>>133588950
wonder why she doesnt have nipples or genitalia
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>>133588950
Tell her to put some clothes on because we're going Oddity Hunting.
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>>133586955
>making
>Araragi and Monkey
Makes my dick hard and my heart sad.
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>>133589015
What kind of shoes even are those?
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>want to say just drop everything and fuck your sisters
>there's too much good pussy that would go to waste if you did

Being Koyomi has got to be the most difficult thing, this is something none of us could ever understand
He should be given a fucking medal
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>>133578927
It can't be helped though, because Maaya Sakamono never sing character's songs. I guess she has a contract as a singer and they have some rights issues.
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>>133592990

Bet she sings the intro to the movie, though.
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So right now, we're at about WhiteNeko episode 3 right?
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>>133593263
no... we're at shinobu mail ep 1...
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>>133541885
>Shut the fuck up, bitch, you're bisexual.
>Not knowing the meaning of bi
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>>133552585
>It's like she's some kind of mollusca.

What's with the nips and using invertebrates as erotic descriptors?
>>
It's a well known fact that a harem MC exists outside the gender spectrum
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>>133593622
He's talking about the timeline of events, dumbass. The fire is Kako burning down the Cram School
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>>133593088
As Maaya Sakamoto, probably. Not as Kiss-Shot or Shinobu.
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>>133565986
Oh my. Reminds me of the days of Skinemax cable porn where the lesbians didn't fuck so much as they did a naked interpretive dance.
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The ED is suppose to be released this week right?
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>>133590311
Looks like loafers to me.
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>>133594483
That seems less weird in Japanese, where it's literally just soft/flexible body animal.
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>>133575306
Nah, you simply just described "Class S".

That's not how the Japanese see it, but how it's generally portrayed in that genre, which is about as relevant as BL.
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Can someone post the stitch please?
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>>133592224
a cute
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Question for novelfags, does Gaen return?
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>>133599527
She'll feature in this arc.
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>>133599527
Yes and it's gonna be good. Not Koyomi Dead good but like, it's Gaen so it's gonna be pretty great.
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>>133598247
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>>133584701
But anon, I've been here longer than plenty. Judging by how you're not saying >>/out/ I may have been here longer than you have.
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>>133598247
>inb4 they ruin this in the BDs like they did with nise
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>>133602016
Oh fucking hey. Rohan and Koyomi have the same voice actor.
Totally didn't know that.
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My favourite character became Kaiki in the end.
Is that terrible?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBkJ8kx0_pk
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>>133602145
is that confirmed?
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Has it ever occurred to all these anons that the reason Kanbaru likes Araragi so much isn't because he is cute but rather because he is taken and rejects her advances?

She probably gets off to the idea of him controlling himself and not being a rapid anon out for pussy. Hence my theory is that the moment Araragi goes for it with her she will be turned off. She only has the balls to say those lewd jokes because he brushes it aside because he isn't that type of guy.
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>>133602220

I think he did enough to redeem himself. Just not enough to save himeself. That's what happens when that bitch Ougi wants to fuck with you.
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>>133602220
>Is that terrible?

No.
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>>133602278
in the game
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyx6xz7174s
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>>133602381
Kaiki is not dead though?
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>>133577144
No, it's the dyke equivalent of straight men liking shota.
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>>133602635

He dies at the end of Koimonogatari and returns as a ghost in Hanamonogatari.
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>>133602748
How can a ghost buy meat though?
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>>133602748
Is this confirmed or just a theory? Why would a ghost grow facial hair and buy food at a restaurant
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How comes that Aya Hirano hasn't done a single OP or ED?

Does elevens really hate her that much now
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>>133602870
Why would a ghost get molested by a high schooler and sleep over at their house?
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>>133602748
>he believed Kaiki's story as an unreliable narrator
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>>133571049
I've been in the green in forever.
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>>133602967
Thats a point, before that entire arc he mentions repeatedly some of it might be made up and that sort of thing. And you know, he lived to narrate his own story retrospectively so..
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>>133602853

The same way a ghost can play basketball.

>>133602870

He may have died in a hospital after being in a coma and thus growing a beard. Or maybe he's just so awesome that he can grow a beard even though he's a ghost. Or maybe even though you do stop aging when you become a ghost the normal processes of your body continue, thus you grow a beard. This would also explain why Mayoi carries around a huge back pack. It's full of tampons.
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>>133594483
Look familiar?
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>>133603132
Not really.
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>>133603143
Well obviously, this is /a/ after all.
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>>133603132
Tissue box?
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>>133594483

Go to a sushi restaurant.
Order Uni
Look at the Uni
Smell the Uni
Eat the Uni
Buy a prostitute.
Repeat the above.

Then you will understand.
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>>133602288
No shit, but just because she's joking doesn't mean she's not attracted to him. It would be pretty hard to make these lewd jokes towards someone you actually find unattractive.
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So, do you guys think the recommended order to watch Monogatari in will change once all of Kize is released?
Or is it still gonna be release order
Also, does anyone have any webms of the Arararararagi vs Kagenui fight?
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>>133600478
Gaen a shit Mary sue tho
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>>133604646
Gaen a best though. Even when the strongest being the world is in a position to kill Gaen, she can't even take it because Gaen has her by the balls.
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>>133603814
>>133603814
Why is Kaiki so weak compared to Kagenui, Gaen, and Meme?
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>>133604741
He's not. He's just the debuffer. Autohypnosis is a god-tier ability in his hands and his Agi stat is probably maxed out.
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>>133603814
Well, there was a comment on why they've put it off for so long in this last episode. I forget if it was related.
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>>133604646
>someone tells you they know everything
>believe them

Lol okay anon
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>>133605005
>Claims to know everything.
>Yet was outwitted several times by someone who claims to know nothing.
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>>133605062
>Claims to know nothing
>Knows something
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>>133604741
Thanks Anon
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>>133604741
Wait shit. Is this is the BDs or the TV version? I may need to actually go back and fix up my Monogatari downloads because the one I have is the censored version.
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Furencho Kissu
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>>133605695
I'm triggered by your faux-romanization.

Especially as it was berochū in the first place.
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>>133605062
who are you referring to?
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>>133606842
Spoogy Ougi
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Never mention in the Sodachi Arc. Does Hanekawa allow Arararagi to touch her boobs?
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>>133606964
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>>133605062
Ougi never claims she knows nothing.
She says only knows what Ararararagi knows.
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>>133607294
They mentioned it right after. She didn't and he doesn't.
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>>133607302
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>>133602748
>believing Kaiki telling you he died
Kaiki is trying to trick you.
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>>133602054
>>>/trash/ is the new >>>/out/

Newfag
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>>133603132
Thanks faggot, you just made me puke all over the floor.
>>
Slutty Bake Kanbaru < Competent Hana Kanbaru
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>>133608085
self actualized post-hana kanbaru > all
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>>133608346
>post-hana

There's nothing post-hana.
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>>133608392
You don't have to rub it in
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>>133608392
the new novel is post-hana
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>>133546463
>invite someone over
>lye naked in room waiting for them to show up
lets be honest here
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>>133608601
I tough the serie was over.
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>>133608912
Araragi story is over, but not all characters got closure yet.
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>>133608912
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>>133608792
>tell someone you're depressed because your grandma saw you naked
>they rush over to see
>barge in without knocking

She just wanted to wallow in her misery for a little bit. It's 100% araragi's fault.
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>>133608996
I hope the post ''final season'' novels will be adapted in anime too.
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>>133609010

I'd just be like 'Dude. It's your grandma. She probably wiped your ass.'
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>>133609063
I'd certainly enjoy a full arc of Marina Inoue narration of Sodachi's misery.
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>>133608996
Honestly, Araragi himself didn't have proper closure.
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>>133609327
His life was over when he left high school, so he got his forced closure. But Nisio can basically write whatever he wants, and for now he is focusing on characters with available unused time before graduating in off-season.
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>your fembro just wants to FUCK
>"n-nah"

stop being such a faggot, son. she needs to dine on some MEAT.
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>>133610357
Is kaiki an egyptian?
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>>133598247
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>>133611691
So this basically confirms that Kamiya will be voicing Rohan in Diamond Is Unbreakable right?
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>>133611787
I'm going to drop it if he won't.
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>>133607412
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>>133602967
>>133603002
But other characters reference Kaiki's death, too.
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>>133556816
>>133525718
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>>133615421
Those sons of bitches.
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>>133615421
well there goes Nisio's puns
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>>133615421

>>133525718 here. I like how commie did this. I wish they kept doing this consistently instead of screwing around.
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>>133614957
Who would say such a thing.
Who?
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>>133615421
How did they do the rest of the scene?
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>>133615791
Did you not watch the new episode? First thing in it is Ougi threatening to make Araragi go the way of Kikey if he doesn't tell her a bed time story.
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Is anyone here still aboard the Sodachi boat?

Or am I the only one?
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>>133615980
She is still a top cutie I want to protect and learn math and how to enjoy life from.
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>>133615926
>literally trusting ougi
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>>133615980
Sodachi lost and Sodachi fiasco are long forgotten, she only get an appearance in Zoku and Sodachi Fiasco, but there's not more for her character
>>133616137
>how to enjoy life from
but she's made to suffer
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>>133542053
tumblr >>/out/
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>>133616152
>Not trusting your cute underclassmen.
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As best as she is, it's still a harem and she's a supposed lesbian.
It's required by law that she desperately wants Araragi's cock.
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>>133616165
She can still teach how to enjoy life from theory, not from her own practice. Same with math.
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>if Ougi won against Hanekawa in ep 4

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53581979
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>>133616165
>there's not more for her character
>Sodachi fiasco's ending is not conclusive
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>>133616607
It doesn't really matter though, since it will never get animated.
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>>133616688
I have faith in Shaft's greed.
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>>133616688
They can still be read so there will very likely be more for her character. And there are also the two or three scanned rape doujins she might get.
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>>133616793
What about one where she rapes me?
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>>133616793
>two or three scanned rape doujins
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>>133616881
If you're lucky and can self insert into Araragi. Otherwise she is being raped by fat old men or maybe Kaiki.
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>>133617001
>maybe Kaiki

That would be a honour.
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>>133616252
Why is she allowed to be so sexual?
Who is going to take responsibility for my erection?
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>>133615421
Does Commie lurk these threads?
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>>133618282
Yes.
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Could someone post the Decent Black webm in the /wsg/ anime thread with the commie subs?
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>>133541885
Yep, only lunatics think she's actually gay. Especially if you read it and they make it crystal clear they'd actually be together if Senjougahara wasn't around.
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>>133573666
Yes, she would be dumping his body in the river.
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Fuck you Nisio, Araragi and Kanbaru would've made the cutest couple.
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>>133620146
This arc is making up for them skipping Kanbaru Date
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>Deito ruined by Yotsugi and Shinobu
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>>133619629
That's wrong.
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>>133620687
All she wanted was wild primate sex on top of a desk.
Is that really so much to ask for?
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>>133619983
>Yes, she would be dumping his body in the river.
That's what Crab says. But in reality she would just go cry herself to sleep in a corner somewhere. Crab is all about talking big, but struggle to deliver. She is aware that she isn't the best girlfriend and is terrified of Araragi upgrading to someone better. That is why she is so tolerant of Araragi fooling around, as long as he still comes home to her.
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>>133619480
>>>/wsg/831135
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>>133615852
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>>133621114
based commie did it again.
Ill have to rewatch owari with commie subs after
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>>133545584
Is Hanekawa (all versions, but mostly braids/glasses and black/cat) the pinnacle of feminity?
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>>133619629
Why are shipperfags this deluded? Putting Kanbaru's sexuality aside, she isn't even that high on Araragi's priority list.
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>>133571049
What if you like everything but dicks?
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>Kanbarus don't exist

its not fucking fair
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So wait, is Araragi going through this whole arc with shattered teeth?
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I still keep the faint hope that Homunculus will do a Kanbaru doujin, but I know that may will never happen.
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>>133544047
I've passed that point long ago.
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>>133622394
He's probably just exaggerating as usual.
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>>133571156
do you see an arrow on that chart that goes up, I sure don't.
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>>133622394
he only lost one tooth
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>>133621405

Bat

Cat/Doll

Crab/Monkey

Snail

POWER GAP

Snake

HOMO GAP

Kaiki
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>>133622271
>You will never trade lewd banter with your tomboy bro who sounds like Miyuki Sawashiro

Just kill me.
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>>133622756
Monkey is certainly below Crab, and Doll is also too high.
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>>133541885
Araragi doesn't count toward sexuality because he has vampiric charm powers.
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>>133541993
Is a harem faggot. How would her PVC figure sell if she lusted for other boys?
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>>133623160
You mixed up above and below again.
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>>133622756
Why the hell do you have Doll so high? And as much as I love Monkey, she's below Snail on Araragi's priority list.
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Wait why was he separated from Shinobu again?
This going into the future and back and again fucked my memories.
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>>133542360
She IS a lesbian AND an Araragisexual.
She'd fuck Araragi no matter what.
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>>133548913
That's a pretty nice art. Snake got dem skills.
Who was the real artist for this?
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>>133549702
>that pic
Don't you fucking dare do this again with me you fucking faggot.
Also what happened with Nanoha?
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>>133623325
Not sure what you mean. But Monkey is pretty low on his priority list, below Crab, the lolis and his sisters. Only above Snake and maybe Math who was his beloved childhood friend but they are not close anymore.
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.......does Senjohara know her boyfriend is out meeting with girls constantly offer him thier virginity while posing for moneyshots?

.....does fucking ARARAGI know he has a girlfriend?
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Holy shit, Kanbaru looks so cute all of a sudden.

Is it worth coming back to this series for Kanbaru? Can I only watch the episodes with Kanbaru in them?
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>>133623640
I don't think he was putting together Araragi's priority list.
That would something like this.

Hanekawa Tier
Cat

Soulmate Tier
Bat

Life Partner Tier
crab

Irreplaceable Imouto Tier
bee, bird

Precious Kohai Tier
monkey

Wandering Banter Tier
snail

Professional Relationship Tier
doll

Not Relevant Tier
snake
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>>133623882
Monkey was always cute
yes
no
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>>133623847
>does Senjohara know her boyfriend is out meeting with girls constantly offer him thier virginity while posing for moneyshots?

Yes

>does fucking ARARAGI know he has a girlfriend?

Yes.
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>>133623949
Close

It'd go like this though

Bat, Crab, Cat whose a shit by the way all roughly equal
Snail, Sisters
Monkey
Doll
Snake, How much
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>>133623362
They got attacked by the Darkness

Shinbou meets Hanekawa, Araragi deals with samurai
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>>133624359
Was Shinobu meeting Hanekawa shown during Tsubasa Tiger? I don't remember it.
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>>133624835
It was with black Hanekawa.
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>>133620716
It's not, why the fuck do you pretend to have read something when you haven't?
>>133621405
They literally say they would be together if Senjougahara wasn't around, you're nuts.
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>>133541885
she's not bisexual since ararararararagi is the only guy she's ok with. She's araragisexual
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>>133626865
She also gets off to boys having sex, she's not a lesbian. She's clearly bi, only delusional yurifags and actual lesbians and idiots insist she's a lesbian.
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I sometimes wonder if anybody was as nice as Araragi would they fair as well with these girls as him. Nothing about him special besides being at the right place at the right time.
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