ITT: cliche animu/mango things you hate >I.. I want

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>*gulp gulp gulp* PUWAAAAAA

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>Big Bad is a mary sue

>>133399406
>he fucked me in the ass

>>133401967
>my hips are moving on their own!! <3

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>character gets into stance
>starts running at opponent
>haaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>133399406
>super-strong MC can see for miles on end
>walks down a narrow corridor
>only sees a person waiting for him when they are ten feet away
>acts shocked
Why

>>133402368
Thats awfully specific

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>smiling with closed eyes

>>133399406
>holding hands worse than sexual intercourse

>it is my first time, it is my first time too

>please be gentle

>you stole my first kiss

>guy very obviously accidentally walks in on girl changing
>in dudes own bathroom uninvited
>dude is forever labeled as a pervert/jerk

>>133403578
This.

>hey why are you so evil!
>I'll never tell you, until I'm about to die!
>and that's why I'm so evil
>oh wow I feel bad for killing you suddenly
>maybe we're not so different you and I

>Everyone that died gets brought back to life in the final episode.

>running to school
>hit somebody on accident

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>>133403415
>permanently closed eyes

>>133403415
I always thought this was the dumbest looking thing. I never liked it.

>>133403754
Also this
>>133403747

Fuck those characters.

>>133399406

>Every character convenient'y has a chance to show all that they are worth in every battle.

I think only one character had a bitch death in all of Bleach. Everyone else got to put their full deck on the table.

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>MC is dense and oblivious

>see a tiny bit of panty
>get propelled into space because nose blood fountain

>MC becomes more powerful as the series progresses
>all his friends who were just as strong or stronger are now far weaker than MC
>they don't even have a purpose outside of losing to the villain to build them up

Every show I swear to god.

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>>133399406

>MC is a bland, beta fuckboy
>Everyone else wants his dick

>To die...in a place like this!

>Cicada sounds

>human character get thrown around by monsters
>gets away with only a broken rib while still able to run at full speed

>friendship overpowers everything

>teamwork

>weapon gets stronger with will power

>using magic makes you lose memories

>NTR

>Best girl turns into a cunt for no logical reason

>MC says he wants pussy
>MC gets presented with some fine pussy
>"P-Put your clothes back on! I'm not a pervert!"

>Love story ends with them going separate ways and goes absolutley nowhere looking at you 5 centimetres per shit

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>>133403415
>>133403747
>>133403754
>>133403765
>hating foxyeyes

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>Character's name has some symbolic or secondary meaning because the kanji in their name can translate into something else.

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>>133404001
>Evangelion
>5 minutes of no animation, just cicadas
>GAOAT

>>133403839
Stop watching shitty shounen.

>>133399406
>Tsunderes

>Episode content being nothing but filler, or stupid shit occuring preventing the plot from moving forward

>Soap/Steam/Shadows covering nipples, ass, vaginas, and panties

>Foreign characters speaking with the same overused, overly enuncuated accent

>Characters living in non japanese speaking countries speaking japanese(I mean, is it that hard to find english VAs in Japan, just grab a goddamn English teacher for a few days, fuck.)

>Characters doing product placement(using Vitas, 3DSes, and fucking Sony Vaios, eating at Wacdonald's or Warbucks. Don't commercials air in between episodes? Stop breaking my fucking immersion with your overly pro-capitalist agenda. )

>Severe lack of yuri anime, and overabundance of gay shit(fujos and faggots, please leave this earth)

>Deus Ex Machina conclusions

And the worst of all:

>Rom/com MC not ending up with ANY girls in his harem by the last episode

(This kind of conclusion kind of defeats the purpose of even watching the goddamn show. Is it that fucking

>>133404066
Oh also

>ending is a shitty j-rock ballad with a montage/flashback

Nothing makes me cringe harder
Nothing
Unless its Space Dandy

>>133403839
I kinda like this because not everyone is equal. I'm more annoyed that for all the powerups and training the fights are always the same amount of struggle or danger. They are never visibly shown stronger, faster etc. we're just told they are.

>>133404151
I mean if its Space Dandy its ok
Fuck english amirite

>>133404091
I'd really fucking prefer if writers either straight out lazily thematically named characters (like after nautical terms or ship parts of whatever) than carefully handcraft everyone names that reveal something about the plot or their character.

NAMES AREN'T THAT CONVENIENT. OUR PARENTS JUST GIVE US SHIT NAMES THEY LIKE.

>>133404156

It's more upsetting when they stray from their purpose. Naruto originally didn't have ninjas and the central theme was human flaws and relationships. As such out had characters like Lee and Sakura who overcame their weaknesses. And then Naruto was a god. Same with Bleach and the battles and soul reapers trading over the teen coming of age aspects. Of course these are gateway anime of the worst kind but it happens elsewhere occasionally

>>133403747
>>133403765
Are you fuckers for real? It's the coolest shit when the character gets serious and opens his eyes.

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>>133404241
>Sakura who overcame their weaknesses

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>eh? nandatte?

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>"all other high school students are scum. everything they do is a facade. I wish they'd all die"

>>133404268
I cringed when BINCENTO LAW did that in Ergo Proxy
Its never a good thing pls leave

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>Slow pan
>Cicada sounds

>>133404339
Kurosawa?
I can relate to that though

>Character replies with "Nnnn"

What the even fuck? I've seen it interpreted as approval, disagreement, confusion, and everything else

>>133404372

Its an informal way of saying yes, basically means "Yeah" or "Sure"

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>girl arguing with MC
>suddenly interrupted by huge belly burp
>next shot, ITADAKIMASU
>conflict forgotten

>>133404339
It's fine if the character's intentionally supposed to be an edgy faggot but when it's just a gary stu character mirroring the author's views it's really fucking pathetic.

>>133404444

Where would you place Light Yagami?

Also, incidentally
>Character symbolically linked with the number 4 is also the character linked with death

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>chug beer
>screech when done

>at this rate...
>you're 100 years too early
>I'll never forgive you
especially that last one. dude's the big bad. like he gives a shit about your eventual forgiveness or not.

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>>133404109
Can't fucking stress this enough. A lot of people complaining about all the cliche and shit, turns out they're watching shit-tier anime anyway.

>"storyline sucks, back story doesn't make sense, character development is terrible, interactions between characters are underwhelming"
>what anime?
>"bleach"
>get out

>MC's hax power is completely forgotten about an never mentioned when plot dictates someone has to die for dramatic effect, even though it could have easily saved them.

>Female character always moans sexually when being touched on any part that's not an erogenous zone

>>133404498
I think Light's a good character or at the very least not a self insert and the series definitely doesn't portray him as being correct in his judgements.

>>133404527

Forgiveness has different connotations in Japanese culture, so the phrase, literally translated, doesn't carry connotations well. It can't be helped.

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>bare fists are stronger than weapons
>swords are literally better than every other weapon
>guns lose to swords

>>133404818
if you think about it, after a certain power level swords would just be better than guns

>>133404848
Yeah but why
Couldn't you like channel your own "power" into a gun thus making it stronger than swords?
Imagine just shooting at some swordfag and laugh as the bullet just goes through his sword and his heart

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>>133399406
>Something dramatic happens
>Every single character, optimally 6-8 says the exact same thing after one other, most often a character's name
Seriously, it just looks and feels so fucking dumb. At least make a collage and have them say it all at once, but painstakingly repeating it ad nausem is just stupid.

>>133404876
then you'd just be throwing rocks

>>133404523
Your post fucking got me, goddamn

>>133404880
Oh yeah that shit is terrible. Also when they cut to each character making some dumb shocked face.

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>character's reactions and expressions are incredibly simplified and childish so even the most stuck-up otakus can understand it
Pandering has gone too far.

>getting called pervert for breathing

>>133404498
>not getting the cultural reference where 4 and 'death' are incredibly similar to the Japanese to the point that they rename levels in a building

>MC is normal high school boy
>Runs into a girl who saves him/he saves her even though she is way more powerful from (whatever kind of monster or evil organization is popular right now)
Just fucking find another way to start a story.

>Couples that go trough all the high school never confessing

>High schools are training grounds, dojos, anti alien bases and shit

>High school uniforms

>High school swimsuits

>High school gym uniforms

>High schools
>High schools

>>133405431
Japan's overwelming obsession with youth (and by extension highschool) is pretty pathetic

>>133405456
this
i want to see more stories revolving around working adults in their mid 20's

>>133404619
So would you say that Christianity has "devalued" forgiveness by humans?

>>133405456
old, used up hag detected. what's the matter, triggered? are japanese men not man enough for you?

>Anime takes place in NOT!Japan
>They still have festivals just with different names.

>>133405474
I would be even fine about high schooler. But dammit summer doesn't exist? What about when school end? What about night time?
I lost count of how many anime are about "school life" in the strict sense and every after school activity is club or school related anyway.

>a boy falls in love with a girl

>Moeblob girl with another badass personality
>The badass personality is always asleep or can be woken up only by some guy.

>>133405723
Elfen Lied
the show would have been decent if it was just Lucy in badass mode all the time

>>133405723
>Badass girls with superpowers always needing a normal guy to save them or clean after their mess.

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>>133404619
>It can't be helped.

>that mandatory, shoehorned in "we go to the beach" episode
>that mandatory, shoehorned in festival episode with yukatas and this fucking fish catching game and fireworks
>that mandatory school festival episode (they do a haunted house, something with computers or some kind of cafe, naturally)
>school roof tops

>>133404876
Is just that close combat is cooler. But then the mangaka begin to exagerate and the hands of the martial artist becomes laser guns.
Also:
>Martial artists can fly shoot lazers and shit

>>133399547
How do YOU drink stuff, anon?

>>133403415
Most people slightly close their eyes when genuinely smiling or laughing.

>>133404001
A common sound in summer.

DO YOU WEEBS EVER GO OUTSIDE??

>>133404619
I think it would be better if they translated it as "I won't allow that to happen/you to do that", in some cases.

>I might have to start taking this seriously

>>133405737
>Elfen Lied
>the show would have been decent if it was just Lucy in badass mode all the time
Yeah I'm so sick of this self-insert otaku shit, Justice Lady would have been potentially decent if it had actually been about the superheroine instead of some guy that run in with a coat whenever her clothing gets shredded causing her to KIII-YAAAH!

>>133405873
A fighting series becoming all about beam spam is about the time when it gets shit.
Look at the sequel to HnK, something that was rare and only showed up sometimes and now everyone is doing it with entire martial arts styles focused around it.

>>133404001
What about that fucking wired horn whistle that all ways goes off in late afternoon? Is this a real thing in japan?

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>>133403665

>>133404876
>Couldn't you like channel your own "power" into a gun thus making it stronger than swords?

You can swing a sword harder if you put more effort and energy into it.

You can't shoot a bullet harder no matter how much you scream at it.

When you reach the level where your fist can hit as hard as a japanese truck on a loli street, melee weapons are generally better.(Although not necessarily swords)

>>133406373
Nah, you just need more gun

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MC sneezing and somehow knowing someone is talking about him.

>>133406388
Well yeah sure, getting a bigger gun is also a viable option, but that's more expensive and conspicuous.

And in the world of magical martial artists who can *teleports behind you* ranged weapons lose their advantage.

>>133405865
my thoughts exactly

>>133404818
Come the fuck on, dude. Anime/manga is probably the only medium where a swordman could take down a gunslinger without it coming off as retarded as fuck.

>>133406404
That's not a cliche, it's a superstition and it's in my country too. (If you sneeze without having a cold someone's gossiping about you)

>>133406291
>The interesting badass overpowered girl is a secondary character.
>The story focus is about a boring (under)Average Joe.

>>133406450
>without it coming off as retarded as fuck.
What? When? Were?
Never read something like that.

>>133404151
To be perfectly fair, Lonely Nights was fucking awesome.

>>133406462
What's so interesting about an overpowered girl exactly?

Series with overpowered characters are only interesting thanks to other character's interactions with the MC and the world around him.

Do you think One Punch Man would've been more interesting if it showed absolutely no other hero and only him one-shotting monsters over and over?

>>133406431
Not if you are also a magical CQC commando with a superpowered gun

>waaah how did I get stuck in this whacky club???
>that person... (Cue Flashback)
>Faggot/Lesbo comic relief

>>133406497
Except watching a superheroine engage in superheroics is much more interesting than watch her blush and be shy as we focus on some shallow nerd who exists only for the otaku to self-insert into as he saves the day in his own pathetic way.

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>He's fast

Every time I hear this line I die a little inside and begin to detest animu.

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>>133403716
>be a driver for a Japanese trucking company
>see a beautiful young schoolgirl who had just been accepted at long last by the snobby mean girls, helped her team win the big sporting event for which she has a passion, and was just told by the boy she loves that she is truly special to him, surely foreshadowing an imminent confession
>mfw

>>133406497
Depends on the character.
Take Shakugan no Shana for example. And imagine if the mystess guy didn't exist. And all the boring love drama would not be. That show would kick ass.

>>133406346
Care to give an example? I'm not sure what you mean by that

>>133404122
>severe lack of yuri anime
Kek
Shit taste detected
Go back to /u/ you kek

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>DON'T UNDERESTIMATE MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>133406539
>Except watching a superheroine engage in superheroics is much more interesting than watch her blush and be shy

Speak for yourself faggot, and go read capes comics if that's what you want, I consider the latter more interesting, just like I'd consider "Daily life of Belphegor" more interesting than another human vs demons fighting series.

>I love you.
>Thank you.

>>133406610
Dammit I kinda like this one though.

>>133406199
>How do YOU drink stuff, anon?
Not him, but if that's how you drink, people around you may hate you. Try not chugging everything you put in your mouth for a change.

>>133406623
>I love you
>I know

>>133406611
No, YOU go read shojo mangas.
If the girl is a freaking sayan like creature, let her kick asses.

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>>133406583
Nah it would've been boring as shit m8. Only bad thing SnS did was pretending it had a love triangle with the titty monster, it should've paired the MC and Shana much faster. Also would be missing pic related.

>>133406523
ANO HITO - MASAKA!!!

>>133406569
Seriously, if anything they should go
>>"He's F-"punched in their bitch face.

I'm kind of sick of the way manga/anime has the people narrate everything that happening and all the drawn out explanations of every technique or gambit in the middle of the action.

>>133406199
*sip*
or
*gulp*

not *mm* *mm* *mm* PAAHHHH SUGOIII

>>133406638
Harrison Ford is a badass, his interjections gave us some of the best scenes like that and where he just shot the swordsman in Indiana Jones.

>>133406648
Shoujo mangas don't generally have "monstrous" girls struggling with their love life.

And I wasn't telling you to read /co/mics as some sort of >gtfo to >>>/v/ shit, I was legitimately recommending you to read them since they seem more like your style. If Japan doesn't pander to you then either vote with your wallet or search someone who does, but don't say that "everybody" hates what you dislike.

>>133406676
>thinking that was a Star Wars reference
>badass
Newfags shouldn't be posting.

>>133406685
Japan has shit tastes though, like NAruto or NTR.

This is well-established.

>Everything related to moe.
>"Dere" personalities of everykind. Especially "tsun".
>"I forgive you"
>"i will not kill you cause leaving you alive is worst"

>>133406666
I usually drink from my faucet and probably make about the same sounds anime characters do.

>>133406717
NTR is just a broader term for kekolding though its not like Japan invented it

>>133406717
Naruto is more popular in the west than it is in Japan though.
Also
>Twilight
>50 shades of gray

What should we all assume about the west's taste from this? Don't compare your hobbyist preference with the general populace of a country.

Just be honest and say "everyone who likes something I don't like has shit taste", no need to beat around the bush.

>>133406757
fuck these word filters seriously

>>133406764
> everyone who likes something I don't like has shit taste
This is correct.

>The teacher is/looks like a child
>"Sasuga Kaichou..."
>Tenkōsei
>"I can't drink!!! I'm still etc."
>Referencing basic science - incorrectly.
>"My chest is large???"

>>133406611
Those guys simply stay in the way. There is that girl that must do some badass or cool shit then the faggot appear and vagblock her of her badass routine. And for some reason instead of being killed, she fall for him out of pure wish fullfillement. And everything become retard.

>>133406825
>>>/int/

If you don't love terrible series and shounenshit get out, this is a board for true weebs only who truly respect Nippon.

>>133406849
80% of anime is fucking garbage

>>133404109
watch romance shoujo for paedophiles instead, right ?

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>useless canon fodder characters

>>133406735
Stop acting like a fucking ogre and drink like a normal human

>>133402091
>charge at eachother with swords
>pass eachother, both standing
>suddenly one of the two collapses

>>133406902
Really OPM isn't a joke or a parody anymore, its just DBZ except the MC is notched up to be stronger while everyone else continues to be useless against any actual threat.

Saitama isn't just physically superior but morally superior to everyone as well.

>>133406872
this desu

>>133403415
>tfw tiny eyes and high cheeks, so everytime I smile my eyes dissapear

>confession at start
>everyone forgets about it

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>>133405431
What's weird is that a ton of these shows, like Accel World, which is Seinen, aren't even aimed at teenagers. Are Japanese otaku THAT interested in reliving their high school years?

Why do fuck does every manga i read with drinking scene clarifies that the character doesn't drink alcohol since he's underage. We fucking get it already if you're under 21 you can't drink in Japan. And another thing why would a teenagers who can fight/kill enemies that threaten the earth can't drink booze or fucking reject it when it's given to them.

>>133407035
Random question, is it ever clarified what the Strawhats had in their mugs during all those parties they took part in?

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>Character does something stupidly humurous
>Characters feel the need to immediately tell the audience what the character just did in the most exaggerated way possible

I know it's a Japansese humor thing but god almighty does it irk me. Subtlety is a lost art in Japan or atleast in anime

>>133406660
THAT KIND OF ANIME IS FOR FUCKING CHILDREN

jesus christ you plebs do not realize that when a show does not have most of these cliches, they are targeted at adults. it is your own faults for being manchildren thinking you're in good company watching children's shows together

>>133402079
>hating this
you're the biggest faggot i've ever had the pleasure of not meeting

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>He's stupid and untalented......but he works hard
>She's smart and talented.......but self concious

I am good with any and all cliches
But these need to die in a fire

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>>133406918

>>133407151
Even in Naruto this turned to be bullshit

>>133406676
He only shot the swordsman because it was too bloody hot and couldn't be arsed to do the scene according to script. Poor guy trained so hard to do the sword swinging shit only to get his scene cut short with a bullet.

>>133406202
Or "You won't get away with this". But it's also cliche as hell, so we're back to muh forgiveness.

>MC and best friend have been buddies since birth
>someone comes along and tells one of them that the other is bad
>they actually believe that person

>any misunderstandings in general

Why the fuck does this happen so often? Does the concept of trust or loyalty not exist?

>Character sits on a chair
>Character speaks Japanese
>Its snowing outside becauase its winter
Ugh such a cringe, why do they keep doing this, why is nobody in the industry as creative and savvy as me?

>he is way to strong
>i guess i have to use THIS TECHNIQUE

>>133407197
>>Butthurt swordfag detected

>>133407197
He also was sick

>>133407277
A gun can only have so much power and the gun powder inside a bullet can only propell the bullet at such a speed as while the bodies of anime characters often surpass that bounds on a far greater scale.
Now imagine an arm sized, sharp bullet that's moving at mach 10 in any direction you want.

>>133407232
It may be cliché as hell, but I think it still sounds better than anything with forgiveness.

>>133407388
Except in a world where you can get stronger than physically possible you can just as much invent tech that makes guns better.

>>133406735
Fucking weebs I swear.

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>>133406902
>timeskip
>they're now super strong

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>>133404523
https://youtu.be/wIdsuaupKoA

>>133407412
In theory, sure, though in that case they usually resort to use ki blasts since it's easier to draw.

>>133406623
>otonashi playing kinect.webm

>>133407028
Probably.
Once adult they live inside an office. They go home just to make their wives, once lovely teens but now cold shufus that are only interested in raising the kid, pregnant (implying the real father is not the mailman or whateva). And they are nostalgic about the days their life was about school, clubs, and cram school.

>>133407412
This. In a world where you can buff you speed and accuracy you should be able to do this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvh_NV26tdY

>>133405474
unfortunately, that's only the case with hentai nowadays.

>>133407035
I remember sora no woto.
The girls were brewing alcoholics and sell it to the local mafia. Still they didn't drink any of that cause they (soldiers, carrying weapons and shit) were too young.
This is one of those retarded moral craps of japanese media. Like making guro hentai about little childrens being raped and dismembered, and consider them okay cause there is a black dot covering their clits.

>>133399641
The fuck is this image about? Is it prohibition era bullshit?

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU THINK
>long explanation
>arms flail the whole time

Or

Are you talking to me?
>points at himself

>>133407126
But that is stupid as fuck.

>>133407068
Depends. In my country was fruit juice.

>>133407151
Literally nothing wrong with these. Perseverance is a good trait.

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>>133406655
>Muska

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>>133399406
But I genuinely WANT to protect THAT smile.

As for my contribution;
>Filler exposition.

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>>133407068

>>133407244
>Why the fuck does this happen so often?

Quick and easy drama

>>133405614
Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/

>>133407111
Not all shows suffer from it.

>>133407550
But the bullets would still be moving at mach 1 at best.
Meanwhile, you average shonen manga MC can move at least 20 time faster.

>>133408135
What if the gun launches the bullets at the speed of light.

More speed more impact.

>>133407268
>hur dur I eat shit
Any art form should always try to improve itself and get rid of any trope or archetype

That one bully/thug that shows up only to be wrecked by the MC later on or defeated by someone the MC is about to meet...

You know the one.

Usually has a stupid pompadour and, in high school settings, is comically huge.

Talks in a veeeeery drawwwn ouuut fashion. Will say "NAAAANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!?!" at some point.

Acts like a fucking rapist if MC is a girl.

>Characters not looking at eachother when talking
Not a strictly anime thing but usually just a sign of poor animation.

>>133408358

Several animation techniques/shortcuts themselves have become cliche.

I tend to drop a shows quickly if they are action oriented and the action is portrayed as a character declaring an attack, jumping into a group holding an "attack pose" and all you see is a still of the character being slide through the screen, action lines in the background, and the enemies in static "blown away" poses.

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>Hero meet bad dude never mentioned before and that had no relevance before
>Battle start
>Long ass flashback about bad dude
>battle end. Basically mostly watching the other in the eyes and a couple of lasers shot from their hands. Mostly was flashback and dialogs.
>Bad dude is dead or never to be seen again.

>>133408478
>She is kidnapped.
>He must rescue her.

>dramatic pause during a conversation over a meal
>ice in the glass clinks

>>133408556
>She is a freaking fucking goddess/demonlord/badass something.
>Bad guys always make her their bitch.

Do note all the non-/a/ reaction pics in this shit thread.

>DONT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF HUMANS

>I guess he's a prodigy lol

>>133399406
N A K A M A
A
K
A
M
A

>Let's do our best!/Let's give it out all!
>every other fucking line

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>CGI
>CGI is less than 24 frames per second.
Why even bother.
You can't hide CGI, it doesn't look good, ever, when it is less than 24 fps. Only reason it is ever used, is laziness or budget.

>Girl gets lewd with the MC
>MC goes "EEEEEHHHH?!" and then we see the camera pointed up at the blue sky.

>Bad Engrish
Is it so hard to get a VA that can speak proper english?

>Main characters have colourful hair and quite "unique" hairstyles.
>Background characters have all black/brown hair and might not even look like people. (ie. no faces, black and white, etc.)

>>133408478
You must hate JJBA then.

>>133408780
>budget
That's the only reason.
And is, after all, an industry.
And like any industry, it's out to make money.

>>133409196
Sounds like you haven't actually read jojo

>>133408147
Then the universe would be destroyed

>>133409352
Please, JJBA is great but Araki usually never give a shit about the plot point and just create a new character with its backstory, he gets beaten/killed and never appear again.

>>133409373
if normal Human are allowed to jump as high as a fucking skyscraper, use concrete pillars as cushion without taking damage or swing swords with mach 20 speeds its only fair to asume that bullets can go at the speed of light

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>>133409425
Speaking of JJBA
>something strange but still feasible to occur in ordinary daily life happens
>IT'S A STAND ATTACK
>it is
I like it

>plays sports
>HERE'S MY SUPER DUPAH SCREWDRIVA ATTACKU~! move that turns the ball into fucking fire
>HA, THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO MY SUPER SPIRIT-U~! responds the opposite player with a glowing aura
Look, if I wanna watch Dragonball, I watch Dragonball. I am here for the sports.

>>133408780
>is it so hard to get a VA that can speak proper english?

I dont understand it either
There is literally no excuse, there are tons of foreigners over there

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>>133409666
Fucking kek

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>eating or drinking something mundane
>OISHIIIIIIIIIII DESUUUUUUUUU
>happens in every SoL, atleast once per episode

Glad you are enjoying your GLORIOUS NIPPON CULINARY but cmon now

>>133408780

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyDM3JQVwbE well... it's doable

>>133409880
Fucking this
Takoyaki SO SUGOI DERICIOUS DESU DESU
>Get some takoyaki is real life
>It tastes like purfume on a sweaty nutsack

Fuck you anime

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>school setting
>teachers/adults never appear

>>133409949
in real life*
perfume*

Fuggin English

>two people walking and having a conversation
>one is behind and not beside another
What the fuck, is this some sorta japanese thing

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>>133409982
>school romance
>female teacher doesnt win the MCbowl

>>133410109
How do you think?

>>133405456
Everyone is obsessed with youth and beauty, not just the Japanese.

>>133404091
I actually do not mind this.

>>133410130
That's gay man

>>133407111
Japan's sense of humor and attempts at comedy are pathetic.

>>133409917
It would still be better with higher framerate.

>>133410152
Yeah. Yeah it is.

>Speech about the power of love and friendship turns an enemy into an ally

>The "physical power of love and friendship" defeats the enemy

>Hero/Heroine encourages the people of the world to pray/concentrate in order to combine all of their spirit energy to help defeat the enemy

>Female character is intelligent, logical, strong, courageous, and talented but she either can't cook or houseclean, has some sort of mental disorder, is a major bitch, has some sort of longing for an ex boyfriend or long lost husband, and/or is caught up and obsessed with MCs dick. In some instances a death flag is usually hanging over her head.

>Drinking right after someone of the opposite sex is an indirect kiss

>Anyone over 30 is "old"

>The entire plot at the end was a conspiracy by the true bad guy because he either wanted to die, reunite with his family, he wanted to force humanity to "evolve", or force humanity to all become the same or become "one" (instrumentality-like bullshit)

>MCs overall purpose is to be kidnapped, beaten, or to show just how strong and powerful everyone else is

>Hitting men for no reason

>Tsunderes and Yanderes of any kind

>Reverse harems where the woman pretends that she's so hurt that the men are all hurting her but she stays with them and behaves in a manner where it seems like she cares about them

>Prince or Princess loses their kingdom due to a hostile takeover by a backstabber and is stuck alone in the wilderness or with at least one loyal person. In reality the person would have been captured/killed or sold into slavery.

>Half Japanese, half American/English = Blonde hair and blue eyes. What is genetics?

>Opening has scenes from the actual show instead of original shit.

>Couples or soon-to-be couples afraid of confessing, holding hands, kissing, etc. Will waste weeks, months, or even years of their lives because of fear or shyness.

>Made up names (or non Japanese names for that matter) need to be spoken out completely, first, last and middle name when referring to a person.

>Girls

Every single girl in anime is annoying.

>"HAHA HARD WORK CANNOT DEFEAT A TRUE GENIUS LIKE ME"
>it does

>>133410280
>Anyone over 30 is "old"
>Martial artists over their 60s are demigods. 20 something can't do shit.

>>133409917
That looks shit even with that framerate.
A game from 2008 looks better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDLa6Zxj-iY

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>girl angrily bites nail on her thumb
>"tch!"

>your eyes are full of hatred

>>133403578
The dumbest cliche ever.

>>133410820
>Character eyes change when he/she have bad intentions.

>>133403578
Yeah. And there is even worst:
>Girl walk in naked while guy is already bathing in his own bathroom.
>She beat up the guy and label him as pervert.

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>>133406515
>Not if you are also a magical CQC commando

>KYAAAAAH
>male MC gets beaten

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>>133403703
fucking this. absolute shit wroting whenever it happens

>>133411528
>>133403578
>Guy is considered human tgrash for no reason, or just cause he have sexual instincts.
>He go along with the abuse.

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>>133403703
THE HATRED!!!!

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>>133411398

>>133409373
Just like your ass got destroyed.

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>>133399406

>Horror setting serial murders
>Friends got kidnapped
>"Let's solve this on our own! Adults can't be trusted! Police never hear our cries!"

I understand nips want it to be teen focused, but what highschool kids on their right mind would search for a fucking serial murderer themselves?

>>133409425
>Long ass flashback about bad dude
>battle end. Basically mostly watching the other in the eyes and a couple of lasers shot from their hands. Mostly was flashback and dialogs.

Usually, stand users just show up and then they fight. There is no flashbacks about his past or "watching the other in the eyes" and the battles are actually interesting instead of "a couple of lasers shot from their hands."

The fights in Jojo sometimes come out of nowhere, but the point is figuring out what the fuck is happening and how to deal with the new enemy stand's power

>>133410643
>The only martial artists able to fight the old wise men are 6 year olds with incredible prowess

>>133413515
That depends a lot. They tend to have much more développement in the latter series, don't use SC as a reference.

>>133406572
>no truck-dono, yamate!

>>133414151
>don't use SC as a reference
I'm not.

The vast majority of stand fights have nothing to do with the history of the stand user, and even the few that do don't typically include flashbacks nor are the fights just a couple of laser shots or asides from other characters like the cliche that guy was talking about.

>>133407669
Except its bullshit too, because we never see an MC working hard. We're just told "HE WORKED SO HARD" and then he wins because he's the MC and it wouldn't be fun otherwise.

Literally half the fucking fights where the MC "works hard" goes like this

>Cocky rival/villain looks obviously superior
>MC is humble and friendly because he's gonna lose
>Rival/Villain does great for all of ten minutes
>MC getting his shit kicked in
>SUDDENLY
>MC activates his secret technique that he trained in the mountains
>Two stillshots of mountains and the MCs sweaty face
>"NANDATTE!?!?" goes the villain
>MC gets so fucking motivated that he wins by default
>"KIIIISAAAAAMAAAAA!!!" Goes the defeated dude

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>>133399406
>Character gets drunk by driking Juice
I know is for bypassing censors, but c'mon, if you can show the panties of a minor you should be allowed to show teenagers drinking alcohol.

>>133399406
moeblob bullshit

Quirky bithches/fags that don't contribute anything and just exist to fill space

>>133406222
>Air conditioner? No way you'll catch a cold
Japs and their thrilled immune systems.

>puts food in mouth
>small pause
>surprised expression
>OISHII

every single time. I guess Japanese really appreciate you when you like their food. writers force this behavior on every character they want to make likable

>>133414527
dude just stop reading shounen

>Oh, my parents? They're working / on a business trip / on vacation / dead.

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>Superhot milf that looks great in her mid 30's
>We have to believe that she is an ugly old hag that can never find a man

>>133414958
This is just a plot device to not have them around.
A little abused i must admit.

>>133407273
Also,
>I'll have to use....THAT. And everyone around him knows what he means
>IMPOSSIBLE
>A higher level enemy not even considering the fact that he could get beaten by a lower level hero, and not preparing for it.

>>133415011
This is kinda more related to japanese mentality.
There women really make a race at who's gonna marry first.

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>>133414866
>thrilled
I meant terrible

>>133415076
>THAT
That's just a japanese thing. The "THAT" comes first in the sentence and sounds pretty natural to me.
>A higher level
Ok, I'm going to stop reading anything you post. Your complaints are stupid. You don't even read shounen.

Everything you said you don't like about shounen was not done in Brynhildr in the Darkness or even Naruto for fucks sake.

>>133404122
>severe lack of yuri anime

Actual yuri anime gets animated a lot more than actual fujoshit shows. The series we call fujoshit nowadays are only labeled as such because they have more than one attractive male in them.

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>Mc uses a technique that is suppossed to kill him to defeat the big bad
>He uses it against all of his frieds advice
>He survives
Even worse if
>He keeps using that later and still pretends that he could die
I'm looking at you Shirou, you were already supposed to die from all of your previous 500 projections, I'm not eating up that shit anymore.

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>>133403747
Nah I disagree with that, sorry bruvs

>>133415289
>Trying to defend shitty shounen this hard.

>>133409982
>It's a seu madruga episode

>>133407244
Well, when you put a woman between the two, its perfect to setup drama. As it is somewhat accurately represented in real life. not even womanbashing here

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ITT: People complaining about poorly-written shounen.

>>133413331
Every highschooler, actually.
They all think they're the shit when it comes to intelligence and such.

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>>133415289
>even Naruto
It has been 2-2.5 years since this chapter aired, but still.

>>133406222
>He said it so casually..
best cliché line