what went right?

I want third worlders off of /a/.

Big anime eyes

Polyvinyl chloride

I wonder if the guy who did the sculpture has a fat fetish or he just fucked up real bad.

>>133394327
I am starting to hate white bikinis.

>random shitpost comment

go away fatfags I can't make a thread without you guys forcing your fat/obese girls in it with delusion that they aren't

>>133394327
>>133395135
No woman in 30000 BC looked like that. It's funny that some of the very first examples of art are surrealist. These things were fertility idols that acted like good-luck charms with some kind of ritualistic function to promote pregnancy in an individual female. If you want to know more, watch Mythos, it's a collection of Joseph Campbell seminars and in one of them he talks about these things and how much some of these very ancient pieces of art are egregiously misunderstood.

>>133395718
You're right. There were no women like that in 30,000 BC because the Earth is only a bit more than 6,000 years old. My pastor told me so.

>>133395783
You forgot to tip your fedora.

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>>133395847
sorry

>>133398211
I've fapped to this image so fucking much.

>>133398211
I just had the thought of placing my hand on her lower back

Fucking disgusting

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>>133398282
Afraid of a little sweat, anon?

>>133398817
I would drag my balls across glass just to lick the sweat off her ass.

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>>133398953
Make your dreams come true

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>>133394327
>>133395718

Does this make pregnancy/impregnation the oldest fetish to be featured in art?

>>133399068
I'm already planning on buying that. Probably multiples since 1 is going to dedicated for lewd play with my dick.

>>133399068
>There is a little cum stain on it
I wonder if i can put a onahole on it.

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>>133399115
Would you call fertility a fetish? It certainly is a desirable quality that was portrayed in much art

>>133395718
>No woman in 30000 BC looked like that.
Yeah no shit, the joke is that's it's an idealistic statue
The greeks did this shit all the time too

>>133399391
There's a difference between wanting to impregnate someone and having sex with an already pregnant woman. The former is instinctive, the later would be considered a fetish.

...The best fetish.

>>133399115
How the hell is impregnation even a fetish. Fetish implies some unusual characteristic not directly tied to sex that one has an irrational sexual predilection with, impregnation is literally why we have a sex drive; the things we are naturally atracted to are things that increase the odds of successful impregnation and delivery, of course we're going to find impregnation itself arousing.

>>133399115
Not a fetish. And statues like that one are usually fat because being fat represented an excess of food, indicating wealth and a higher chance for any offspring to prosper.

Big think women are best breeding material.

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>>133395847
Do you yell fedora at every sentences mentioning religion? You're not even using it right. The fedora connotation is used to insult atheist or anti-religion posters.

>>133399966
>being this big of a dumb redditor

nice post number, but you are a faggot.

Holy shit, dick nipples are prehistoric.

>>133400687
What, you used the word fedora wrong, but so as other hundreds of anons who misused it all the time, so don't be too butthurt about it. Take the insult like a man and learn.

And get off with that post number dubs bullshit.

>>133401015
Not him but please stop posting.

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>>133399068
>Not the webm.

>>133401125
THE FUTURE IS NOW

>>133401125
the other one where he shoves the sausage in it with the help of his bro is pretty good too

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>>133401125
>When he starts slapping it.

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>>133401075
>not him

Sure.

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>>133401015
>Not endorsing dubs

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>>133401125
Mk 2

>>133399966
I'm a atheist and I have no clue why faggots still believing in fairy talse

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>>133401187
i got you senpai

>>133395718
Isn't there some creepy Russian wood statue that is like 10 thousand years old.

Makes me believe Middle Earth is actually real.

Elves and dragons actually existed but their age is gone which is why only us humans, are left.

>>133398211
>>133398817
>>133399068
Wasn't planning on it but time to rub one out to Pochaco's fat ass (again)

>>133394327
>INB4 aliens

>>133401015
Please stop posting

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>>133403594
I did. You're the one replying to a 2 hour post.

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>>133401484
>Elves and dragons actually existed but their age is gone which is why only us humans, are left.
thank fucking god?!

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>>133394327

>>133403759
I think he's asking you to leave this board in general.

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>>133394327
I want to cuddle with a girl like that.

>>133394327
Waifus. Waifus never change

>>133399115
Impregnation isn't a fetish it's the purpose of sex

>>133399966
You posted some religion iz dumb comment out of nowhere, anon. Asking how hard you were tipping while writing it is the natural response.

>>133405265
Go on, ask her out
https://twitter.com/damaid_911

>>133401125
How fucking gigantic is this thing? Bigfoot couldn't use this as a mousepad

Her body proportions are completely different OP.

>>133405948
Is anyone even sure it is a mousepad?

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>>133405952
A bit too much but not bad.

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>>133401125
Gives the word jiggly a whole new meaning

>>133401125
No movable underwear would not buy.

>>133399966
Dubs have spoken!

>>133399115
Pretty sure it's incest.

>>133395135
It's a fertility goddess, nigger. Her breasts and hips are exaggerated to the point of ludicricity because that's the fucking point. It was never supposed to be erotic and hamplanets who refer to this to justify their own obesity are ignorant fucktards.

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>>133395135
How did the artist even know what an obese person looks like? I mean, if it's more than thirty thousand years old, it predates agriculture for thousands of years, so it was made back when people hunted and foraged to survive. How many fatties could have possibly existed back then? Was there some chieftain's daughter who was a huge glutton so she ate like half the food the tribe gathered?

>>133406820
They kept a sex goddess like livestock. In exchange for providing sex at any time, they were feeding her as much as she wanted. Being sheltered and not much space to move, they grew fat.

Humanities past is a dark one.

>>133406264
You could probably just buy some real panties and slip them over the pad.

>>133407059
that is my kind of past

>>133406820
> How did the artist even know what an obese person looks like?

I mean, looking at that statue, I don't get the impression that the artist actually knew particularly well. Look at those skinny legs, the abnormally highly placed fat-rolls around the hips, the huge indents on the body created by the breasts, ...

But then, maybe it's a style/medium thing, I wouldn't know. There were probably some fat people around back then.

>>133395718
>fertility idols blah blah blah
I've always wondered how they know this. You can figure out biology and evolution from looking at fossils and DNA, but how do you know what people though? People are fucking weird; psychologist can't figure out what's going on inside our heads now, much less 32000 years ago.

Maybe that "idol" was owned by the crappiest loser hunter who couldn't get a real woman and obsessed over how she was his waifu and all the other hunetrs thought he was creepy and he died young and childless. Maybe that's just what Tohsaka Rin looked like back in the day.

>>133407252
The meaning of them is pure speculation, but there's been tons of them found so if it's some guy's waifu then his waifu is a slut.

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>>133406820
It's a fucking metaphor, you bloody retard.
It's nothing but a symbol, it's not meant to represent reality but express and invoke an idea.
Then again, I cannot expect much from an attention whore.

>>133401470
How much?

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>>133394327
It's lame that there aren't more fat girl figures.

>>133407252
They don't know it at all, it's just that certain people have enough pull to force their interpretation of findings and bury anything that disagrees with those interpretations.

lrn2archaeology, it's hair raising.

Source: Roommate studied archaeology, went to digs etc.

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>>133406820
Fat things are fat. Basically the recentism in history and the very few elements we have on this period suggest, at least to non-informed people like you, that it was a primitive time with no technology.
No, we aren't smarter or more advanced than our ancestors and if we are, it's not so much.
[-7000] Roman empire with complexe equation (re?)discoveries
[-15000] Fucking pyramids
[-30 000] Nobody knows but supposing people are still here in 30 000years. Will they know we had computers to shitpost on 4chan?

>>133408745
I thought all fat people had tits

>>133395269
This.

I fucking hate fatfaggots so goddamn much.

>omg a stomach/thick/healthy/hips thread? Let me spam my fat landwhales they're totally not obese and I'm totally not a deranged subhuman freak

FUCK YOU

>>133409120
who said anything about saggy tits?

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>>133395269
>>133409087
Calm down guys, just let them post here and go make your own fetish thread somewhere

>>133409163
Fat people have saggy tits.

>>133409120
That's a nice fat ass.
Outside the obvious extra income she probably has a good regimen, you sure don't get that kind of firm fat by eating shitty food.
Would cuddle and slap that ass.

>>133409193
Not in 2D.

>>133409193
I see you haven't seen a lot of fat people naked

>>133405265
Source?

>>133394398
This. Americans have awful taste and should leave.

>>133409163
Fat tits can be only saggy, thanks to gravity.

>>133406264
>not liking fundoshi

>>133407252
AGAIN: Watch the Joseph Campbell seminars I mentioned. He explains it perfectly. And yeah, even he mentions that this is all guess-work, but he explains it in a way in which I can't easily imagine these things having any other purpose. He makes science out of mythology.

>>133411235
That is the best way to make science.

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>ctrl+f
>no Gyanko
Come one anons.

>>133405265
I swear, if tgis turns out to be a five minute anime I riot.

>>133406820
From what I've heard, people lived better out of foraging than with agriculture.

When you compare human skeletons from before agriculture to more modern ones the pre-agriculture ones indicates a better diet.

>>133413384

I've also heard hunter-gatherers had more free time than agriculturalists. The only problem is that hunter-gatherer can't support large populations or establish cities, so humanity couldn't stay in that framework and make the advances (and declines) it has today

>>133394398
>"My dad got NTR'd by a nigga"

>>133407252
There's a channeled source that says these things were just fucking toys for children and the "fertility goddess" guy is full of shit. Honestly I have an easier time believing spirits stating facts/possibly shit-talking than some archaeologist trying to make his findings more interesting than they actually are.

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>>133394327
>there are "people" browsing on /a/ right now who don't like healthy girls
What is wrong with these "people"?

>>133406820
>how do people use imagination

>>133413647
>>133413384

only white guilt nigger lovers actually believe that crap. its a stealth way to say sub-saharan bushmen are smarter, more advanced, and racially superior than white people and dey didn do nuffin

>>133414026
/pol/ please

>>133411235
>this is all guess-work
OPINION INVALIDATED

I'm not black enough to find Pochaco attractive. Sonico is just the right amount of thick.

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>>133413384
It was a healthier diet. Supposedly the average human height lowered by like 15 centimeters once we went from hunter-gatherers to farmers.

But the advantage agriculture had is that it could provide a lot more food than hunting and gathering can.

An agricultural society can have fat people. How can a hunter-gatherer society have fat people? It's only possible if the fatties are a part of some kind of political/spiritual elites who sit on their ass all day and eat while everyone else does the hunting and gathering for them, and everyone's favorite German, Karl Marx, tells us that social stratification only began with agriculture and that hunter-gatherers were egalitarian commies who shared everything equally.

>>133414155

He's misguided but idealizing the primitive state like that IS a really bad thing to do.

If a society of egalitarian NEETs was so great they would have stayed that way and never built civilization

>>133414351
Happens to a lot of historians and archaeologists really
>This ancient tribe had true peace and were incapable of wrongdoing or murder!
>Later finds show that they beat up other tribes on a regular basis and enslaved people

>>133414351
I wasn't part of the discussion nor do I have the knowledge or interest.
I just saw an oportunity for an easy comeback and I took it.

>>133414351
>He's misguided but idealizing the primitive state like that IS a really bad thing to do.

im not misguided you faggot. im exaggerating for effect and to stress what a ridiculous thing it is that "scientists" basically still believe in magical negroes. some of the most famous historians, sociologists and anthropologists believe this shit. also its what is taught in universities. also try getting thorough a lecture or reading on this without having to wade through anti-white propaganda

>>133414351
>If a society of egalitarian NEETs was so great they would have stayed that way and never built civilization

well that is what happened actually. sub-saharan africa and australia would like to have a talk. although just because they never built a civilization doesnt necessarily mean its great. more likely they are just retarded on some level and cant develop past it. i think computers are really great but left alone ill never build one from nothing even though i want one

>>133414212
THIS

>>133395135
>>133395135
i remember reading about how it was created by a woman made from her POV which explains some of the odd proportions and lack of a face.

it made sense but who really knows.

>>133414455

But agriculture wasn't a remotely white invention, it originated in the Nile, Indus, and Euphrates river valleys first, which were Dravidian/Egyptian/Semetic peoples.

I'm not vouching for the credibility of our current universities but humanity's departure from hunter-gatherer has nothing to do with the modern idea of a white race corrupting the magical forest negros. If you want to critique something critique the parallel going on between colonialism and tribalism that vastly underpresents the character and capability of 16th-19th century Africa, not a boogeyman that requires accepting a false premise (Western civilization's part in the advent of agriculture ) to oppose.

It's kind of disappointing knowing that in the future, because most things are well documented now, anyone who finds my vast collection of anime merchandise won't wonder what it was for

>>133414888
i bet your parents still wonder what its for

>>133414903
They already know what it's for

>>133414963
I'm sorry.

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>>133414768

white males = introduced original sin to poor black and brown people and stole all their inventions from strong independent black women

blacks = master race who mind meld with mother gaia and who have never done anything wrong for the history of the world

there now you have four years worth of modern higher education

>>133414888
>>133414903
>>133414963
>>133415007
wew lad

>>133408745
>>133414561
>fat
>flat chest
The reason why 2D is better than 3D.

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>Fatties and 3DPD all over this thread
Why?

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>>133411702

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How do I make it so that 4chanX shows me post numbers instead of those gay little arrows when someone replies to a comment?

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>>133415430
GET FUCKED PLANK FUCKERS

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>>133415257
>>133416015
>not liking both

Why is there a 3DPD dump in this shit thread? Why are the posts not deleted yet?

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>>133416312
Because 3DPD isn't technically illegal, amirite?

Anyway, fuck off to your VD threads.

>>133416312
Mods are on a hotpocket break.

>>133416312
Why is your ugly face not deleted yet?

>>133416358
It is against the rules.

>>133416312
because mods don't care. If posts don't get reported then they'll never see them and users are too lazy to report shit, it's easier to just reply with more shitposts. This place is a self-sustaining pit of shitposting.

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>>133416378
Post the rules.

>>133406326
Incest wasn't a fetish for the old old fags though, they didn't really care about it.
Crossdressing shota was the real first fetish.

>>133416621
Nope, intercrural sex was.

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Thread starts with a fertility idol. Everyone posts thick girls instead of girls who's bodies have realized their purpose.

>>133416904
>Everyone posts thick girls
More like fat.

>>133414253
>It was a healthier diet.
Bullshit, this is one of those lies spread by pseudoscientists that have no clues about basic biology.
It wasn't healthier at all humanity didn't have access to a smidgeon of the vegetables, cereals and fruit we have now because the vast majority of these are the results of centuries of experiments and interbreeding. Which is the same way literally all indigenous tribes who live secluded nowadays have half the lifespan and general health of any civilized society of today. It's all pseudoprogressive bullshit which no sane man with actual scientific education should EVER believe.
> It's only possible if the fatties are a part of some kind of political/spiritual elites who sit on their ass all day and eat while everyone else does the hunting and gathering for them
Which is exactly the case for all of them? Have you actually studied anthropology? What is a potlatch?
> Karl Marx, tells us that social stratification only began with agriculture and that hunter-gatherers were egalitarian commies who shared everything equally.
Karl Marx knew nothing about primitive societies, he was a philosopher and a scholar of politics, he had no notions at all of real hunter gatherers, no one at the time had, his whole theories about primitive society are incoherent rambles far detached from actual reality.

Stop spreading misinformation again you cunt and go back to reddit or whatever shithole spawned you.

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>>133416596
Try posting an older filename next time, newfriend.

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>>133417589
This image pertains to anime and manga, retard.

>>133416904
>who's bodies
Who is bodies? I don't understand. Could you speak English?

>>133417589
Well then smartass, this whole thread was off-topic from the start, before the 3DPD dump even began. But you're too retarded to see that, right?

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>>133417430
>Bullshit, this is one of those lies spread by pseudoscientists that have no clues about basic biology.
Then why did the farmers manletize? Or is that a lie too?

>>133394327
>overeating originally a sign of wealth
>eating mcdonalds not a sign of wealth

>>133401125
What is it even filled with?

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>>133418237
Silicone?

>>133416904
>mfw

>>133401470
If you're going to fuck it you can get one of full scale ass onaholes for the same price

>>133409197
Or she just eats fatty fish which is easy in japan

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/a/ has declined.

>>133419959
Yeah, most probably.
Fish has both high quality protein and fat in most cases, I wouldn't be surprised if she got her fat by eating fish and stuff like tofu, considering her skin doesn't seem to have stretches either that's very probably the case.

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We need a board for you chubby chasers.

>>133420077
GET OUT PLANK FUCKER