BE STILL MY THROBBING, PULSING DICK, BE FUCKING STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saitama falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, he realizes the girl he called doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is One Punch Man's alternate universe counterpart that's genderbent, One Punch Woman, who has fallen in love withh her own male self.
Hijinks ensue after Saitama punches a hole to the alternate dimension in order to conquer the heart his female self. While the two finds their way into their respective dimensions, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other and question the NATURE of STRENGTH.
You people realize, she wouldn't feel a damn thing during sex with you mere human losers right? You can say how much you love Fem-Saitama all you want. But in the end, you'll never satisfy her more than saturday story deals...
ooooooooooo how does that make you feel? Did I hit a nerve?
>click random chapter
Holy shit, that top tier banter
>Pikachu rolled his eyes
>then had dialog aside from repeating his name
If anything, I imagined the female equivalent to be the One Kick Girl who outside of 1shotting people with her kicks is perfectly normal, and nobody knows if she ko's them because of her kicks or because of her insane skill in pantsu flashing.
>Absolutely zero muscle tone
Newfags having no idea of R63 for fapping since the golden age.
This generation on /a/ and /v/ that foam at the mouth from reaction attempts..
SJW's thinking they invented a tool win all wars.. baka desu senpai.
Go to archive.foolz... I mean archive.moe... I mean pic related.