Post anime quotes that describe you

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Hey what if some of the people in this thread post a quote that doesn't really describe them at all but instead they just found mildly amusing

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>>133371311

>>133371497
living_the_dream.jpg

>>133371311
>www.reddit.com/r/anime_irl

Welcome to /a/ - clinical depression

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>>133371967

>>133371950
shit I didn't need to see that

/a/ sure is depressed

>>133372046
Go away

>>133372070
Shit
I just remembered it's been a month. Time to go bar hopping!

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More positivity needed.

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Man, I didn't even realize how many of these screenshots I had.

>>133372115
Go where?

>>133372164
Don't care get away from me though

Christ, I see this thread as I'm fucking around on /a/ and making loli versions of myself when I'm supposed to be studying for a test in a class Im failing I have at 9 tomorrow (or I guess technically this morning). Thanks for reminding me how much I suck, /a/.

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>>133371311

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>>133372297

>>133372400
kill yourself then

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>>133372141
Based BB

>all these depressed people mistaking cartoons for kids for a therapist

go see a shrink or something

>>133372006
Be a hero.

>>133371447
fucking bitch. i was mad.

>>133372531

Cartoons are probably more helpful than some shithead "doctor" anyway

>>133372531
maybe they just like cartoons

>>133372609
this hit to close to home

>>133372637
Fuck.

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>>133372531
What's the point? I have a good enough idea of what he would tell me to do.

I also know well enough that I wouldn't do it.

I don't have what it takes to help myself, so why bother trying.

Well, enough, this is getting depressing. I don't even know why I saved all these screenshots.

>>133372761
What do you call someone who buys windows then.

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>>133372774
Stupid

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Is manga fine too?

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I wish

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I hope you wont mind VN's

>>133373025

Breaking OP's conditions aside, how exactly does that describe you? You go around smelling people if they've been with girls?

>>133373210
Maybe he's a black woman.

>>133373210
No, what I ment to say with that image is 'she thinks I'm fooling around because I have another woman's scent on my clothing'

You can pull a few conclusions from that

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>>133373253

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This sure became a pity party real fast.

When did I end up on /r9k/ ?

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>>133373435

>>133373486
You didn't dumbass

>>133373486
None of these screenshots blame women for our problems, so it's a far cry from /r9k/.

>>133373435
i have to rewatch needless someday.

>>133373640
>None of these screenshots blame women for our problems, so it's a far cry from /r9k/.
see >>133372297

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i play too much spacestation 13

>>133373640
>>133373739
Feminist.

>>133373739
It's not blaming women, it's just realizing he's a boring person who's got nothing going for him.

>>133373739
>1/90

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Is this "your life in one image" thread?

>>133374150
Other boys my age are buying apartments, getting married, and having children, so I can't exactly relate to that anymore.

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>>133371311
Manga is better anyway

>>133374231
It's very similar. You're just older now.

>>133372082
Agreed.

>>133374231
Same here, 23 and alone af while everyone I know has kids and married living happily every. Almost funny when those people say, "don't worry you will find someone perfect for you one day". Sure it would be nice bt highly unlikely at this point

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>>133371311

>>133374231
>>133374608
You think you have it bad

I turn 25 in April, all I do is work at a job I hate and go to school to learn work that I hate slightly less

People don't even interact with me anymore unless they need something at work

>>133374813
>tfw 28 and working a job that absolutely doesn't interest me
>tfw i only noticed that in the 3rd year of uni and felt like it's too late to bail
>tfw the only people i actually talk to are my 2 loser friends who ended up the same way

>>133374859
I'm sorry anon I shouldn't complain

>>133371950
Yeah, this is the one.

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>>133371311

>>133374231
>>133374608
>>133374813
>Turning 30 next year, still living with parents and a NEET for a few months until my medical condition gets better.
There's always something worse.

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>>133371578
Why does he get longer hair the older he grows?

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story of my childhood.

>>133375011

DON'T DO IT. IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS

>>133375357
It all ends the same.

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I came to this thread to laugh, not to cry. Damn anons

>>133373640
The Robots don't blame women for their problems, they just want to be left alone and able to vent somewhere from time to time. They just want them to fuck off but you can't help but inject yourself where you aren't wanted, in every male space, can you? They don't shit up your normalfag spaces so you'd think you would have at least the bare minimal respect to leave them to their own tiny little space.

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>>133375842
>The Robots don't blame women for their problems, but let me just rant about how women are ruining muh nerd safe spaces
Sure thing, buddy.

Also,
>he thinks I'm a girl

>>133375916
>Doushio

You're going to have to pretend to be a girl, anon

>>133376070
I think it should've been "Y-you too".

>>133376099
I know what I meant.

>>133371967
What subgroup was that?

>>133374813
>go to uni
>lol anonkun you can be social, no one has friends when they go to a city to follow uni, you can easily chat up to them
>1.5 year later
>only interact with people regarding study related stuff

>>133376444
>just b urself

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You ever get that feeling when you finally get something you'd be struggling against and it feels like a god damn rush right to your brain?

This is for that time.

>>133376562
This isn't an epic subs thread, retard.

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>>133376646

>>133375842
>They don't shit up your normalfag spaces
Have you been on /fit/ lately

>>133371497
>sign on onigiri
>"even if you don't go to school, please atleast eat breakfast"
>the onigiri is not touched
oh the feels

>>133372042
Assei nante
buttobashite
sunao ni nacchae horehore iinda dooooooooooooooooo?

>>133376737
It doesn't say breakfast.

>>133376639
>You ever get that feeling when you finally get something you'd be struggling against
No, I always give up before that happens.

>>133376834
>it says food
Im eating breakfast anon. Let me live in my delusions

>>133374813
>>133374859
>Working in something you hate
Then quit motherfuckers! That's what I did and actually found something better.
I managed to last 2.5 years and everytime I remember I wish I had done it earlier.
I still hate my life and myself but at least now I can spend 9~ hours a day doing something that doesn't kill me on the inside.

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>>133376646
I like subs.

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>>133377065
Me too, anon. Me too.

>>133377063
I have spent 5 years of uni, 2 years of internship and tons and tons of days of courses to do this job. Even though I hated it since year 3 of uni, it all went with momentum. I have no notable skills outside of that. My secondary career choice is probably janitor.

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>>133371311

>>133377063
That's why I'm going to school, I'm the manager of a web development shop for an ad agency right now though I'm going to school for chemistry.

If I quit I would be crashing a company and my ~$2000/month bills will pile up very quickly. I wouldn't be able to find work because everyone calls your last employer and he would say that I wrecked their web department so fuck that.

I just want to work in a lab again, I have a background in chem but I didn't pursue it because of personal issues in high school

pls like and subscribe

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>>133372164

>>133377181
Great material.

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You guys are too negative

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Although there are actually no lines, I feel this captures me quite well.

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>>133377418
Posting something positive.

>>133375417
not same person

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me every day

>>133377854
you're very wide anon

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>>133372016

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>>133371311

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>>133372531

> Discharge from Navy
> apply to Police
> sorry nope - need a psych. test even though Navy cleared me
> see psychiatrist
> everything is fine he says, but I need a personality test
> see a clinical psychologist
> personality test is fine, but I'm a bit on the narcissistic side
> send in results to Police
> deemed HIGH RISK
> no police career for me

Never EVER see a psychologist or psychiatrist. They will ruin your life. If you HAVE to, keep your mouth shut and say as little as possible. Keep your problems inside, to yourself, and if you are feeling really shitty just drown them with alcohol or drugs or sex.

All this bullshit about self-reporting and transparency is a sham. Mental illness is a taboo and you will never be employable if there is even a hint of any issues (even though every fucking person has issues).

>>133378215
>he wasted his life enrolling with the military
good riddance.

>>133378215
Nice blog

But if this helps, one guy in my unit got the "not mentally fit for service" card in the army, he was pretty normal so it came to a shock to most and it was likely an error.

You could pull the "I want to be more thorougly evaluated" card, or you could just fucking lie, jessus christ, everyone in the military is a fucking basket case

>>133375488
It's so true it hurts.

>>133377452
Good taste anon

>>133378215
they just didn't want you shooting black kids

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>>133371311

>>133378950
Anon stop, heroin is even worse than "pot".

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>>133379169
That is not what my Chinese cartoons have taught me.

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>>133371311

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>>133379226

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>>133379314
Too bad the pope of snacks has recently been excommunicated

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Life sucks.

>>133379576
what show was that

>>133379829
;_;

>>133379860
see
>>133379800

>>133379879
No results except for korean and jewish twitter posts.

>>133379930
Too bad for you then.

>>133379862
I admire his courage.

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facts

>>133371311
jokes on you.
i don't have friends on the internet either.
4chin are not my friends.

>>133380285
I'm your friend, anonkun

>>133380285
we might be nasty, but you hurt the ones you love

>>133380321
jokes on you, nowadays I only love myself

>>133380406
I love myself at least once a day

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>>133380406
and you dont hurt yourself?

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>>133380285
You are my friend.

>>133380457
not if I deny it hard enough

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>>133377181
I am going to need to ask for a source on this one.

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>>133379930
Sketchbook: Full Color's

>>133380715
How newfag can you fucking get?

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Not a quote per se, but close enough.

>>133380747
Not tanoshii enough for you?

>>133380237
How do you keep fucking up?

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>>133371311

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>>133380715
Milk Party!

>>133380484
c-can I have a hug too anon?

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>>133380826
much appreciated, have a title in the same vein, Nyan Nyan Shi-See

>>133380237
Anon are you daijobou?

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I miss being a NEET

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>>133371311
Why these threads always end up this way?

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>>133381144
Because life is nothing but pain.

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>>133380484
Are you my friend?

>want to hug /a/ friends sometimes
>remind myself that they're probably super unpleasant in person

>>133381229
but I'm a fit european guy in my 20's

>>133381279
d-do you need a hug?

>>133381229
nonsense, we're all little girls here

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It don't matter
None of this matters

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>>133380843
Of course.

>>133381196
Yes.

>>133381229
At heart, we're all apes that need a hug.

>>133381196
Not him, but yeah.

>>133381293
nah I'm good senpai
do YOU

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>>133374635

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>>133381384
>9gag

>>133377980
How is this? I hear it's garbage compared to the manga.

>>133382147
>I hear it's garbage compared to the manga.
Yeah, the voices are way too different.

>>133382147
I haven't read the manga but I really enjoyed it for what it was and had fun with it.

>inb4 secondary

>>133382207
Shit, that's a shame. I guess I'll avoid it then. Thanks.

>>133381501
Sweet, weed and hookers.

>>133376712
>lately
>implying it wasnt always shitposting

>>133380484
AA ANO HI NO YUME

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You guys need to get your shit together. This is depressing.

>>133381838
Kill yourself for posting such a shitty image. The spoonfeeder can go too.

>>133379314
4200 BLAZE IT FAGGOT

>>133372637
I don't know what else to say to get to know people

>>133384290
are you actually interested in knowing them though?

>>133384977
Not that guy but even if I was I don't know what to fucking talk about.

What do you talk about when you have no hobbies?

>>133385108
Anime desu

>>133385108
I can't imagine being interested in knowing someone without sharing something to begin with

>>133385108
>>133384977
>>133384290
jesus christ just repeat the last words of what they said in a question.

>bla bla so then tony cheated on me and I was like, dude I only cheated on you 5 times why are you so mad
>you: Mad?

>>133385257
Not any of them but thanks, I will try this.

>>133385257
I'm guessing that guy doesn't know how to start a conversation, not how to keep going, but it's just as simple as you said
if it's the other person who started talking, you pretty much do what you said. If you don't have anything to talk about, just don't. why would you start a conversation you don't care about?

>>133379829
literally me desu senpai

>>133385489
Oh fuck I can see this describing me perfectly in 2 years unless I do something about it soon.

>>133385257
Metal Gear?

>>133373033
what anime is this /a/non-kun

>>133385858
Robotech

>>133385858
Google it, you trash.

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>>133379576
You were born because your parents wanted to experience the joy of loving a cute kid of their own and helping you grow into a man they could be proud of.

Or they were drunk.

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I'm sure it's been posted already, but it's the one that describes me the best.

>>133386032
Twice, for your interest.

>>133382207
That thread killed my sides, thanks for the reminder.

>>133385449
Yeah, most people are desperate to talk about themselves and will keep going, completely oblivious to the fact that you couldn't give a shit about what they're saying. As long as you can manage to stay there and make occasional affirmative mumbles then you can talk to people just fine. You won't connect with anyone or make actual friends that way, but why would you want to be friends with someone when carrying on a conversation is already so exhausting and unenjoyable?

>>133385489
At I will have a job.

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>>133385108
>What do you talk about when you have no hobbies?
How can you have no hobbies?
Let's say you sleep 8 hours, you work 8 hours, and you spend 4 hours on miscellaneous bullshit like eating, shitting, masturbating, traveling to and from work, walking your dog, cleaning your home, etc. You still have 4 hours a day to use solely on your leisure activities. How do you spend them? Surely you have some stuff that interests you? Even if you spend all your free time on the internet, you spend it on sites related to your interests?

And that's if you're a wageslave, if you're a worthless NEET, you have like at least three times as much spare time every day.