Hey what if some of the people in this thread post a quote that doesn't really describe them at all but instead they just found mildly amusing
Man, I didn't even realize how many of these screenshots I had.
Christ, I see this thread as I'm fucking around on /a/ and making loli versions of myself when I'm supposed to be studying for a test in a class Im failing I have at 9 tomorrow (or I guess technically this morning). Thanks for reminding me how much I suck, /a/.
What's the point? I have a good enough idea of what he would tell me to do.
I also know well enough that I wouldn't do it.
I don't have what it takes to help myself, so why bother trying.
i play too much spacestation 13
Same here, 23 and alone af while everyone I know has kids and married living happily every. Almost funny when those people say, "don't worry you will find someone perfect for you one day". Sure it would be nice bt highly unlikely at this point
You think you have it bad
I turn 25 in April, all I do is work at a job I hate and go to school to learn work that I hate slightly less
People don't even interact with me anymore unless they need something at work
>tfw 28 and working a job that absolutely doesn't interest me
>tfw i only noticed that in the 3rd year of uni and felt like it's too late to bail
>tfw the only people i actually talk to are my 2 loser friends who ended up the same way
Why does he get longer hair the older he grows?
I came to this thread to laugh, not to cry. Damn anons
The Robots don't blame women for their problems, they just want to be left alone and able to vent somewhere from time to time. They just want them to fuck off but you can't help but inject yourself where you aren't wanted, in every male space, can you? They don't shit up your normalfag spaces so you'd think you would have at least the bare minimal respect to leave them to their own tiny little space.
>The Robots don't blame women for their problems, but let me just rant about how women are ruining muh nerd safe spaces
Sure thing, buddy.
>he thinks I'm a girl
>go to uni
>lol anonkun you can be social, no one has friends when they go to a city to follow uni, you can easily chat up to them
>1.5 year later
>only interact with people regarding study related stuff
You ever get that feeling when you finally get something you'd be struggling against and it feels like a god damn rush right to your brain?
This is for that time.
>Working in something you hate
Then quit motherfuckers! That's what I did and actually found something better.
I managed to last 2.5 years and everytime I remember I wish I had done it earlier.
I still hate my life and myself but at least now I can spend 9~ hours a day doing something that doesn't kill me on the inside.
I have spent 5 years of uni, 2 years of internship and tons and tons of days of courses to do this job. Even though I hated it since year 3 of uni, it all went with momentum. I have no notable skills outside of that. My secondary career choice is probably janitor.
That's why I'm going to school, I'm the manager of a web development shop for an ad agency right now though I'm going to school for chemistry.
If I quit I would be crashing a company and my ~$2000/month bills will pile up very quickly. I wouldn't be able to find work because everyone calls your last employer and he would say that I wrecked their web department so fuck that.
I just want to work in a lab again, I have a background in chem but I didn't pursue it because of personal issues in high school
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Although there are actually no lines, I feel this captures me quite well.
Posting something positive.
> Discharge from Navy
> apply to Police
> sorry nope - need a psych. test even though Navy cleared me
> see psychiatrist
> everything is fine he says, but I need a personality test
> see a clinical psychologist
> personality test is fine, but I'm a bit on the narcissistic side
> send in results to Police
> deemed HIGH RISK
> no police career for me
Never EVER see a psychologist or psychiatrist. They will ruin your life. If you HAVE to, keep your mouth shut and say as little as possible. Keep your problems inside, to yourself, and if you are feeling really shitty just drown them with alcohol or drugs or sex.
All this bullshit about self-reporting and transparency is a sham. Mental illness is a taboo and you will never be employable if there is even a hint of any issues (even though every fucking person has issues).
But if this helps, one guy in my unit got the "not mentally fit for service" card in the army, he was pretty normal so it came to a shock to most and it was likely an error.
You could pull the "I want to be more thorougly evaluated" card, or you could just fucking lie, jessus christ, everyone in the military is a fucking basket case
That is not what my Chinese cartoons have taught me.
Too bad the pope of snacks has recently been excommunicated
I am going to need to ask for a source on this one.
Not a quote per se, but close enough.
much appreciated, have a title in the same vein, Nyan Nyan Shi-See
Why these threads always end up this way?
At heart, we're all apes that need a hug.
You guys need to get your shit together. This is depressing.
jesus christ just repeat the last words of what they said in a question.
>bla bla so then tony cheated on me and I was like, dude I only cheated on you 5 times why are you so mad
I'm guessing that guy doesn't know how to start a conversation, not how to keep going, but it's just as simple as you said
if it's the other person who started talking, you pretty much do what you said. If you don't have anything to talk about, just don't. why would you start a conversation you don't care about?
You were born because your parents wanted to experience the joy of loving a cute kid of their own and helping you grow into a man they could be proud of.
Or they were drunk.
I'm sure it's been posted already, but it's the one that describes me the best.
Yeah, most people are desperate to talk about themselves and will keep going, completely oblivious to the fact that you couldn't give a shit about what they're saying. As long as you can manage to stay there and make occasional affirmative mumbles then you can talk to people just fine. You won't connect with anyone or make actual friends that way, but why would you want to be friends with someone when carrying on a conversation is already so exhausting and unenjoyable?
>What do you talk about when you have no hobbies?
How can you have no hobbies?
Let's say you sleep 8 hours, you work 8 hours, and you spend 4 hours on miscellaneous bullshit like eating, shitting, masturbating, traveling to and from work, walking your dog, cleaning your home, etc. You still have 4 hours a day to use solely on your leisure activities. How do you spend them? Surely you have some stuff that interests you? Even if you spend all your free time on the internet, you spend it on sites related to your interests?
And that's if you're a wageslave, if you're a worthless NEET, you have like at least three times as much spare time every day.
If your hobbies are watching children's cartoons from east-asia, arguing like an antisocial teenager on an internet bulletinboard dedicated to arguing about children's cartoons from east asia and masturbating to elaborate fanfiction comics based on children;s cartoons from east asian, then your 'hobbies' don't really produce anything you could make conversation with outside of this board. For the purpose of meeting people, making conversation, etc. you effectively have no hobbies. And, of course, you can't tell people what your hobbies are, because they'll know you for the regressive ball of living inadequacy parading itself as an adult that you are and you can't tell them "I have no hobbies" because this indicates one of 3 things: you have a legitimate mental illness, you are keeping a secret because your hobby is some inexcusably shameful activity that marks you as the aforementioned human catastrophe, or you're pushing them out of the conversation in a not-so-subtle attempt to say "fuck off".
It's a precarious situation to work around. Somebody can be your friend, or at very least friendly acquaintance, without ever learning enough of your character to realize why you're better off consigned to an internet messageboard where you discuss the finer points of masturbating to armpits, but that also means that you need to maintain some level of civil discourse without confessing or directly avoiding the dark and irreconcilably pathetic secrets that constitute the entire content of your character.
I knew a 10/10 blonde hair blue eyed aryan ubermensch bruh from college. He did say "lifting and moe anime" straight up if you asked him.
Never stopped people from liking to him
>reveal that I watch anime
>90% chance other party doesn't and end up embarrassing myself about my "childish hobby"
>5% the other party does but isn't into the same things I am and will make the discussion moot
>2.5% that the other party has terrible and inferior taste
>2.5% the other party I'm talking to isn't random people on the internet
It's just not worth the risk mang
You hit the nail on the head, but there's one more factor - if you're a massive weeb who lives their life on the internet, you miss out on all the regular people culture.
I can't talk about popular TV programs or even commercials, I don't know what popular songs are on the radio, it's hard to even talk about politics since I literally know more about American politics than politics of my own country.
My social anxiety is nowhere near as bad as it used to be, but I find it extremely hard to hold a conversation because I literally have nothing to talk about that's socially acceptable.