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Kirito goes into a coma because of the evil NSA.
The surviving Law guys try to train up a peasant army in preparation for the Chaos invasion (Chaos are led by the literal God of Darkness who is also an evil NSA agent who eats souls like rape).
They get rekt, but Kirito's harem save them with GM accounts and deebeezeee powerlevels.
NSA connect UW to the internet and get 50,000 American players to connect (it was advertized to them as a beta test for a new AO-rated VRMMO where you're allowed to slaughter anything and everything you like, with blood and guts), they mass murder UW residents and think it's hilarious.
To defeat them the main characters get 2,000 Japanese VRMMO players to connect. Despite the difference in numbers the Japanese are superior and win because Asian gamer damashii.
Then PoH (who is also an evil NSA agent) unleashes a zerg rush of Korean and Chinese gamers who were recruited by being told this is the a Korean VRMMO that's in beta test but evil Japanese hackers broke into the server, turned off pain dampening and are torturing their countrymen.
Even when some Japs who speak Korean try to explain the situation to them they don't listen because hurr japanese
The other NSA guys are surprised this works, they thought it wouldn't be worth it because they didn't think Japan is more different from Korea/China than European countries are from each other (hur)
Koreans and Chinese overwhelm Japs because this is every Jap's worst nightmare.
Kirito wakes up (thanks to the literal POWER OF LOVE from his entire harem) and wipes them all out in one attack though.
(Also PoH's motivation is that he's Korean and he hates Japanese so when he got stuck in SAO he decided to set up Laughing Coffin and have them and the clearers kill each other for shits and giggles because Nips killing each other is hilarious.)
Later Kirito and Asuna become gods because of x100000000000 acceleration.
The UWers travel to virtual planets with rocket dragons.
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>More Asuna pushing
No thanks. Blacksmith a best.
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>>133134756
Sounds cool. Translation when?
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>>133134756
TLDR
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so is this the story of the game or the last couple novels?
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>>133138043
Of the last couple chapters of the webnovel. Only the first line has actually happened so far in the published version.
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>>133139269
what the fuck. Haven'r read the novel in months, possibly even a year, did I miss something actually worth reading?
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>>133134756
But how's the co-op?
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>>133140739
Kirito went into a coma (again) due to a power surge, while he was connected to the STL
He goes double-brain dead, and Alice pretty much takes care of his body at all time
Meanwhile, the final load experiment is initiating, and a war starts.
Asuna also appers in the latest book, taking on the form of that world's Goddess of life, Stacia, and she has a short cat-fight with Alice, about Kirito being HER man.
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>>133134756
No shit the NSA is the villain of an internet-related setting.
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>>133141237
Global conflicts. In an mmorpg
>HAHAHAHA INTERNET BATTLES? FOR REAL? LIKE DAMN NIGGA LIKE TURN YOUR HEAD N WALK AWAY LIKE HAHAHAHA
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>kuckrito
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>>133141360
>mmorpg
Not quite.
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>>133141360
I bet the final volume is going to be like Megaman Battle Network where things like Dams are exploding because of evil viruses hacked into the mainframe and they have to destroy it in the MMO to stop them from dying irl and Kirito becomes the leader of the new JSDF virtual fighters squad like corea has air force for starcraft.
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>>133134756
It's worse than I remember
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>>133134756
>there will never be a sao game like pic related
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>>133141360
The Japanese Government has a company called RATH, that they pretend it just a regular VR tech company, but is really a project to create a disposable AI with human morals, to operate their unmanned drones and missiles.
RATH created a virtual world they call UnderWorld, to act as a garden to cultivate these AI.
The AI themselves are actually clones of human baby brains, stored inside of a special data crystal, so they're really more like disembodied human souls, than AI.
RATH wants a specific AI, with a specific mind-set and set of morals that they can use in their missiles. And they found one like the one they want.
And now the NSA wants it too, because America has to be the bad guy.
So not really an MMORPG (though the world was built like one, because RATH can't do anything right.)
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>>133140973
>going into a coma inside a coma
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