Well, will they?

Once they beat the aliens.

No.

>>133088271
That's not going to happen though. They're WAY outnumbered, and already running scared. Instead we'll all be celebrating the same independence day whenever it's over.

>not wanting more heinous excuses to launch fireworks and have barbeque

Why would anyone love gaijins?

Some places in England use it as a celebration to get drunk, so it spreading to America's other bitch isn't too far fetched.

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>>133088328

>>133088384
>England
The irony.

>>133088384
I don't think brits need any excuses to get drunk

>>133088271
Japan is the aliens.

>>133088384
Being keked so hard by daughteru country.
>land of bongs,m80's

>>133088193
If Latin America, US's personal backyard, doesn't then I guess Japs are safe

>>133089163
Mexico already has Cinco de Mayo....which we have of course stolen for a drinking holiday

>>133088193
FUCJ YEAH FREEDOM

>>133088384
Same here in Sweden.

>>133088193
That would make it Excuse to Get Really Drunk #23,191.

ohio

>>133088193
depends how fast they can complete gundams

>>133088384
It's like Saint Patrick's day

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>>133089189
>mfw the first and only high school party I went to was halloween
>mfw it was weeks before halloween which was on a weekday
>mfw if normies excuse to get drunk and have sex is inconvenient to them they'll change it

>>133088193
They don't need to celebrate it in Japan, because should they win the day, the fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as THE DAY THE WORLD DECLARED IN ONE VOICE

>>133094370
what is wrong with a lighthearted excuse for abusing alcohol and risky sexual behavior? Remember, if you can be ironic with your downward spiral, less people will see it coming

I'd give Marii's ass an injection of my freedom.

Remember when Japan was gonna take over the world?

>>133096910
It always feels like they still haven't quite yet recovered from the economic shock of the 90s.