Explain how Umaru became the queen of /a/

>>133061764
By being a qt

>>133061764
By being a moeblob with not moe features.

>/v/ shitposting her everywhere made her the queen of /a/
Fuck off.

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>>133061764
Umaru will always play second fiddle.

>>133062047
Literally who?

Where do I get the halloween special, or is that some commercial?

She didn't.

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>>133061764

>>133062684

/thread

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>>133061764
By being the greatest character in human history.

>>133061764
She is the physical personification of /a/

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Shitposting.

>>133062783
>a little girl who likes anime
True enough.

Two goals

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>>133061764
Easy.

>>133062606
It's just a commercial to sell wolf hoodies in Japan. They don't ship internationally, nor are they in XXXL.

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>>133063245
It's cute tho

Kirino > Umaru

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>>133062783
Yes. /a/ has transcended 3D.
Umaru is our avatar. The visualization of our collective soul and mind.

>>133063405
umaru cosplay chugging entire bottle of COLA when?

>>133061764
Shitposting.

>>133063189
>a cute, fit, beautiful, antisocial but intelligent girl that spends her time reading manga, watching anime and playing GEIMUS
>and has the capability to deage on whim

It was inevitable.

>>133063405
Jesus, the photoshop makes her look like a real doll.

Why is 3D so PD?

>>133063899
no god no

>>133061764
Shitposting and samefagging.

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Can Umushit seiyu die next?

>>133062047
shit waifu

>>133061764
She scored 2 goals in 2 games.

>>133062847
;-;

>>133061764
Literally who.

>>133061764

She gave us all handjobs.

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>>133067227
>Not scoring 4 touchdowns in one game

Al Bundy for true queen of /a/

>>133062684
/thread

https://youtu.be/xgZJRNPEqRU?t=37

Umaru is so cute. I want to hug her and squish her and cook her dinner and get yelled at for making the wrong thing but she feels bad about being ungrateful and gives me a hug :3

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>>133061764

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>>133061764
I refuse to let a closet hamster to be my queen.
Sasami is superior.

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>>133063245
>nor are they in XXXL

Probably because it's the best anime to watch while smoking 4 joints back to back

>>133061764
I didn't vote for her.

In all seriousness, such a shit character being the "queen" of this board is surprisingly fitting.

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>>133063405
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Umaru Doma's red hood with hamster face, white shirt, and spats. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Of course, Oniichan."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, UMARU-CHAN!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came while screeching out, "HIMOUTO RAIFU!" His cum tasted like Vanilla Coke and chips.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now, UMR!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "What the fuck is that?" But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my ass, "Oh no... Umaru-tan just sat on her yogurt!"

Pic related. It's me dressed as Umaru.

>>133071376
go back to the kiddie table with your literally who delusions, the adults are talking

>>133071762
>Not watched Shaft's Sasami@Ganbaranai
>Call another person childish

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PEOPLE OF 4CHAN HEAR MY PLEA!

You know I'm the only meme strong enough to remove Pepe once and for all - LEND ME YOUR COLA!(i mean strength but with i need cola)

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Tomoko will always be more popular.

>>133072812
Fuck off, pepe has at least some legacy behind him. You're not even half as strong as kill la kill when it aired and you barely even see reaction pics of that series.

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>>133072981
are you kidding? this show was a goldmine

She's too cute to stay mad at

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k

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>>133071683

>>133061764
She's literally not. Besides, autistic people can relate better to simplified moeblobs.

>>133071683

God that copypasta is old as hell.

>>133061764
>>>/v/
Go away.

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>>133061764
>queen of /a/
That throne is already taken