GuP Thread

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I don't have any Erika pictures on my phone so have a fluffy ass instead.

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>>132311019
All Erikas are pure, but not as pure as Yukari.

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>>132311019
Literally who?

The one that's on my bed, sleeping and feeling safe.

>>132311495
So no one?

>>132311355
I want to lick her beauty mark

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>>132311607
We all do anon, we all do

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Good morning.

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>>132311019
The detective

>>132311518
;_;

>>132311607
I want to lick her boobs.

Official German trailer for the Girls und Panzer BD/DVD release by KSM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cewaMVQUIIo

>>132311901
German nationalism on the rise.

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>>132311900
I want to make out with her, then slowly work my way down to her breasts which I will proceed to fondle, lick, and play with for some time after which I will slowly work my way down to her pussy, which I will then proceed to eat out and once she's wet enough will also finger until she is on the verge of cumming, at which point I'll stop so I can make love to her in the missionary position until we simultaneously cum for the purposes of recreation, love, and child making. Afterwards, I'll cuddle with her and hold hands until we both fall asleep.

>>132311901
I don't know German, but it can't be any worse than the Sentai release, right?

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>>132311719
morning.

>>132311802
but this Erika has no tanks, anon.

God, now i imagining her and Jessica commanding tanks...

>>132311901
I'm German and it doesn't sound that bad. But I could swear that all these voices are the same from K-on

>>132312124
>i
Kill yourself before you lower the quality of posts on this website any further.

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>>132312187
Whoa, don't be mean to that guy. Now, who wants to squad up?

>>132311901
Doesn't sound bad, but Katyusha's voice somehow doesn't fit for me.

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>>132311517

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Maybe they have talents as regisseurs?

Latest Rabu Rabu 4-koma Web Edition:

http://girls-und-panzer.jp/img/special/web_113r_b.pdf

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>>132314059
Can girls rape girls?

>>132314184
Yes. Miho is used good since Eclair forcefully had her way with her.

Does anyone have PTSD Nina from last Ribbon warrior chapter?

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>>132314377
Here you go.

>>132314794
Thanks anon.

>>132311019
Previous thread died to quickly, I didnt even commented on latest RW raws.

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>>132314794
being Nina is suffering

>>132311901
It's OK I'd say. Many of the voices seem off, but at least I'm not getting ear cancer like with most English dubs

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>>132316110
I wanna touch that engine compartment.

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>>132316427
I want to polish that front armour

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>>132312281
Fuck yeah, Centurion best tank

>>132314059
What is Miho traumatizing Yukari with?

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>>132316536
I want to load her breach with my shell

>>132316651
She mentioned atgms

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>>132312281
beautiful

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>>132316536

Momo is worst GuP, there I said it

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>>132317152
Something something bad opinion something something bad taste

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Disregard tournaments. Acquire food.

>>132311355
your comment address your pic well

who is she and why does she keep getting spammed in our threads?

Post Erika abuse!

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armor upgrade

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>>132317452
The garupans are not for abusing!

>>132317637
why are yukari and mako dressed like that? is it because Halloween or are they now working at a brothel?

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>>132317447

>>132317733
>that pic
literally who?

>>132314184
>Can girls rape

No. Quit asking.

>>132315656
Why is Rapeface-chan still mislabeled?

>>132316536
I want to polish that monocle.

>>132317727
They're rolling in the M3.

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>>132317637
Reminder that guy who claimed that Miho's canon 82-56-84 is that big? While in reality that's pretty flat/modest in reality.

>>132317283
>Gonna bait!
>not Gonna hetz!

You had one job, subbers. ONE JOB.

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>>132317674
Anzu using Momo as funiture being the one and only exception.

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I just wanna grab both the artist's hands and shake them up and down excessively for drawing all these Sodokos. Nothing beats lusting after the profound "ugly/forgotten" girl of the group.

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>>132317974

>>132318261
Quit projecting, son.

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>>132317974
>>132318261
>>132318298
Like clockwork

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>>132318298
But I'm little girl

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>>132318161

Post Yukari bullying!

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>>132318887
It says here that the garupans aren't for bullying either!

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>>132318887

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>>132318981
wait.. Erika actually DID bullying Yukari..

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>>132319449
MARGERINE, AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>132319449
But tanks are male.

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>>132319688
Just because they have dicks doesn't mean they're male you racist sexist cis scum pig check your privilege

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http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?illust_id=53069014&mode=medium

>>132318859
>>132318817
wew lad

>>132321817
Of all the shitty fanart posted in this thread, you choose the shittiest of them all. Congratulations, you are possibly the most basic, peasant faggot present here.

>>132322811
I want her to purge the semen out of my balls[/spoilers]

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Post sluts

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Continuing work

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>>132324422

>>132324411
>>>/u/

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>>132324672

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>>132324725

>>132324411
I would but I don't have a momo picture.

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>>132325109

>>132325345
next page
>Seeing Éclair('s form) move on forwards...
form as in "her actual physical form", or form as in "her martial arts form / style"?

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>>132325345

>>132311089
>thongs
>no visible ass hair
Fluffy ass my ass.

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>>132325185
mind to explain why Momo should be a slut?

Abysmal gunner, sure, bad temper, yeah, perhaps also not the brigthest person on god's earth, but else...

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>>132325708

>>132325768
You want ass hair on your GuP anon?

someone post the pic of Nonna next to Nina (in the same size uniform) advertising 'Katyusha growth pills' please

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>>132326074

>>132325436
I think it was 姿, so her actual form or shape

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>>132326679

>>132326776
Thnx

also I'm highly amused by this /x/ thing
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-516

>>132326938
>sentient T-55
not the only one
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-802
>sentient Char B1

>>132326561
I want to be a father

>>132330795
>Best team with light brown godesses
Clearly they needed more screen time

The other schools all have a theme like the Italians or the Germans but why does Oarai have no theme? Is it just a shit school? Is it supposed to be the Japanese team? Why are they not using the Japanese tanks instead of picking random tanks? Isn't that cheating?

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Fat

>>132330795
>We broke his dick, get the tools

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>>132331955
Very

>>132330795

They can fix my engine any day.

>>132332078
Jesus don't say that, I saw a gif of one being broken on /k/and it was the most horrible thing I ever saw.

>>132331046
No there's a legit Japanese team in the movie

>>132331046
Oarai seems to be a mlticultural school, they have Tanks from various countrys (Germany, USA, France, Japan), wheras the other schools represent other countrys in a monocultural way (only american, only german, only soviet)

>only the multicultural school wins
> monocultural/nationalist schools lose
> diversity wins
> Did I just stumble across a more or less hidden diversity-promoting propaganda ?

>>132311901
There is something just so APPROPRIATE in hearing German.

>>132333556
>>only the multicultural school wins
What? Miho is clearly a Nishizumi, a renowned family trained in traditional tactics. And monoculture schools win for the last 10 years because they have money.

>>132333865
And I find it funny that they changed the "Und" to "&". Guess they probably think it would be silly to have that in Germany where it would be treated like bad grammar rather than a pun.

>>132333927
Black forrest peak for example won most of the tournaments, but are pictured as the main villains. They are kinda portrayed like the Wehrmacht in WWII (you know, steamrolling europe, only to be stopped by the russians due to bad weather conditions).
And in the series we see that Oarai wins (against all odds, and even against the "german" Dampfwalze)

>>132318151
She's basically 32-22-33. Assume C cup and she's perfect.

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>>132335947

Why would you post that disgusting 3DPD trash here. I don't come to GuP or /ak/ threads to have ugly fleshies on my screen dammit.

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>>132336083
Take it easy bro

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>>132328453
>medium battle tank

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>>132311607

>>132331955
I thought Saunders was the only school with a radio blimp.

>>132335563
Oh Sodoko you don't have to push yourself! I think you're beautiful already ;_;

>>132323585
literally who are they

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>>132328453
>The tank itself, while operational, is in incredibly poor condition.
>Upon arrival into SCP-802's area of influence, intruders will immediately be shadowed and stalked by SCP-802, which will constantly attack and harass them in any way possible.

Sounds familiar.

>Road access to SCP-802's territory is prohibited. [...] Under no circumstances are the perimeter defenses to be breached or compromised to allow vehicle access.

Screw that noise! Let's send this busted-out tanker truck in there and see who wins the ensuing duel!

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hey guess what idiots

pic related is the comfiest panzer

fite me

>>132338477
It is almost never a good idea to "mix them up and see which one lives".

If you are lucky, one of them really dies.

If you aren't, one or both of them come out of the experience battered, but more agitated than they were before.

Angry SCP's (or more angry than usual ones, since a lot like that are super angry) are bad.

>>132340363
How do you know this?

>>132340572
uhhhh, because she's meganekko and fluffy and soft spoken with a comfy smile on her face at all times?? who can even compete?

>>132340363
>Glasses
>Anything positive

Pick one.

>>132340947
Sodoko

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>>132340887
delete this

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>>132341005
ya okay bud

>>132340972
everybody knows glasses are comfy as a mother fuck

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>>132340972
>shit taste
>you
Pick two

>>132341039
She just dropped her custard doughnut on that man and is really sad about it. You can see him pushing her off of him too. I don't know what you are thinking about.

>>132341084
i think you just sprained my dick

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>>132340887
That is prohibited, anon! Prohibited!!

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>>132341278

>>132341313
Go on.

>>132341072
Don't bud me. I'll disable your transmission

>>132341813
alright kiddoCompare this to

>>132316427
Not saying you want to penetrate her rear armor.

Come on anon

>>132316406
It's almost like you haven't heard german subs before

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e2CgxM0l0WA

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>>132336083
No need to try to fit in so hard.

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Good night thread

Why?
http://exhentai.org/g/859643/24013e4fbf/
http://exhentai.org/g/753674/d621cc8adf/
http://exhentai.org/g/754841/dd73648a79/

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Threadly reminder

>>132343343
Thanks yukari, keep these fucks pure.

>>132343343
Go away Yukari. Tank loader is the laziest job too.

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>>132344051
Loader stronk.

>>132335947
made me look at >>132318151

>>132318151
>Reminder...
I was in that thread, and what amused me (amused as in, "Little Timmy, when you're older, you'll learn that bras have TWO measurements; contour and cup size") wasn't him, but the one who posted a pic of an A-cup 92-56-84 model claiming that it was representative of Miho's B/C-cup or D-cup in the "everyone grows one letter" OVAs" 82-56-84 body.

inb4 "Yukari, please, stop eyeballing Miho's measurements"

>>132345059
>Yuakri will never eyeball your measurements and buy you a cute swimsuit.

Why live?

>>132345059
>92-56-84
>noy 82-56-84
Oops
well, that would have been amusing

>>132334193
>Black forrest peak for example won most of the tournaments, but are pictured as the main villains. They are kinda portrayed like the Wehrmacht in WWII (you know, steamrolling europe, only to be stopped by the russians due to bad weather conditions).
>And in the series we see that Oarai wins (against all odds, and even against the "german" Dampfwalze)
Well as you might note at the end, Miho certainly doesn't hate her sister or her mum, and Maho certainly didn't do anything evil. The only person who get bad rap was Shiho, but that's usually the case that adults play the bad guys. Much like how Hana's mum was playing the bad guy trying to stop her daughter being a gunner. So the only villains are adults and not schools.

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>>132345273
also, Shiho's attitude isn't as much "too German" as it is "too Japanese". She's like one of those martial arts schools who are so rooted in their exact form that they get stagnant, which is not juts a thing IRL, but also a kind of a minor cliche in Japan (not just about martial arts, also about craftsmen: the prverbial cautionary tale actually goes about a famous swordmaker family since early Edo times, many generations in the trade, very expensive, you know the drill.... one of whose very, very reputed blades used in the early Meiji period by the griefing wife of a samurai who had commited sepukku (because of reasons irrelevant to the tale) to stab herself in the heart. The purportedly "high quality" blade chipped against her ribs.
Yes, even the JAPANESE think there's such thing as "too much tradition"

>>132345796
Oh, so she's a brasshat in the Murken military.

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Was there a better scan of this?

>>132347070
That's not a scan, it's a photo.

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>>132311901
How many languages has GuP been dubbed in so far?

Would be cool to do a remix where each team speaks their native languages ie. St. Gloriana and Saunders speaking English and Pravda speaking Russian

>>132348460
Their native language is Japanese

>>132345059
Only that you don't get d-cups on 82-56-84 without that the woman has some fucked up body anatomy.
The margin the cup sizes can move within the body measurements is quite limited.

>>132347070
Flat city

>>132349032
A tactical magical girl who looks like Erika?

Translation when?

>>132347070
Why are the first years so sexy? WHY?

S E X Y

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>>132351356
We have a term for that: weapon-grade moe.

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>>132351356
Karina is the only first year on that picture and you're a horrible person for having lewd thoughts about her. (maybe Noriko is one too, Duck team has some repeaters if I remember correctly).

>>132351562
Does that mean we get to bomb and invade whatever country it's in?

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>>132347070

I wish Noriko wasn't looking at me like that, its too lewd.

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>>132347070

We got half.
That Mako perflatness.

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>>132351562
>>132351608
Not only that, they're SUPER interested in finding boyfriends.

But then again I wanna protect less attractive Sodoko too.

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>>132351728

Needs more garupans in bikinis.

>>132351728
It's not that I'm actively disposing of anybody trying to post the right half, or something.

>>132351608
I thought Noriko was a third year, with the other three being first years. Then again most of them are pretty retarded and adult-looking so they could be repeaters

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>>132351761
Camo swimwear is the greatest.

>>132351830
Noriko is second year. Taeko and the other two are first years. Student Council are third years.

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>>132351907

I agree.

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Hana is the most underrated panzer.

>>132311901
>So heiß und so stark wie Eisen
But hot iron isn't strong. Did they try to make a pun on 'Hart wie Kruppstahl'?

>>132352188
It doesn't imply the iron is hot, though it still doesn't make much sense since iron usually isn't hot so being as hot as iron doesn't say much.

>>132311901
I understood every word, but if German actually asked me anything, I would just helplessly wave arms around, and resort to English.

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>>132351562
It's hard to choose but I like Yuuki most

>>132316406
Because every English dub of something animated is done in that childish and unnatural cartoon way of speaking.

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>>132311901

Asking honestly here, what makes Yukari unique among other possible waifus?

What feels do you get from here that you don't get from any energetic genki girl?

>>132353573
That's like asking someone why he likes chocolate icecream more than strawberry icecream.

>>132353573
Her being an otaku towards what is in reality a very masculine interest.

>>132353573
By my favorite girl is Anzu.

>>132344051

Tank loader CAN be the laziest spot.

But Miho allows Yukari to step up and take on other roles (i.e. Forward Scout, Chief Mechanic, etc.) and there by make the Loader one of the most useful and versatile roles on the team.

Most commanders would have told their loaders to just sit down, shut up, and do their job.

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>>132353573

She's a miriota and that means being super interested in a guy thing (tonks, WWII).
perfect /ak/ waifu.

>>132353624
You mean strawberry more than chocolate

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>>132344051
Please, see this.
https://youtu.be/IrUofbOoJzw?t=5m26s
>inb4 wot

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>>132354544
>wot

>>132354609
WTF is this ?

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Oshiri

>>132353573

>You'll never watch a History Channel documentary on tanks with Yukari and laugh at all the shit they get wrong
>You'll never hold hands with Yukari as you walk through a military museum and try to one up each other with obscure military facts that even the museum's exhibits don't have listed.
>You'll never know what it's like to have Yukari fall asleep, her head on your chest as you lay together on the couch, as you near the end of your late night moive marathon that includes The Beast, Patton, Kelly's Heroes, and A Bridge Too Far
>You'll never yell at each other in military jargon as you play whatever new military game is out: "ENEMY TANK, THREE O'CLOCK!" "I GOT IT, ROUND OUT... GOOD KILL!"
>You'll never lay with your head in Yukari's lap as you read a military history book and she reads a different military history book, one of her hands absent mindedly petting your hair
>you'll never go on a camping trip with Yukari and experience the breath-taking adventure of it turning into an impromptu "Evade and Escape" mission halfway through the first day as you run away from imaginary enemy soldiers she swears are right on your tails
>You'll never feel Yukari's body press up against you as you both relax in the calming warmth of the mixed bath at a out-of-the-way hotspring resort
>You'll never hear Yukari whisper in your ear "I love you" as you hug each other close

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>>132354826
Greatast troll in history of tanks.

>>132355349
jokes on you i have a 3DPD gf I do those things with

>>132355412
>>132354609

Looks like a poor copy of the FT-17

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>>132355444
You've got no idea.

>>132355588
Ugh

Even Yukari is disgusted

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Duck team need more love.

Seriously though, best team.

>>132353911
Also just generally being a top lad.

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>>132355588

Dumb Czechs.

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>>132355624
>not even my final form

>>132355349

This entire post is dependent on Yukari not being a lesbian for Miho, which as the canon shows, well...

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>>132355794

Then take both Yukarin and Miporin.

>>132356260

Would you be okay being the obvious third wheel in the relationship?

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Cute tanks doing cute things when

>>132356527

What third wheel? Miho hasn't shown any romantic feelings towards Yukari. It's a one-way thing between them.

>>132356668

Remember, the manga, despite being more comedic, is still canon

>>132356640

The Israeli Wars are hardly what I'd call cute, anon...

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>>132355714
Even the greatest make mistakes.

>>132356835

But the manga didn't show anything from Miho towards Yukari, only Yukari having feelings for Miho.

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>>132357100

That looks like a vz.35 with an elongated chassis.

>>132357364
My chassis is elongated if you infer my meaning

>>132357364
Where are the fucking doujins?!

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>>132357364
Same company. LT Vz.35 was internally designated S-II-a. This is Skoda S-III, the greatest fail in history of Skoda Works, and their rather unintentional attempt to make heavy tank. Heavy it was, and also prone to break at any possible opportunity.

Still would like to see it it WoT as premium tank, if only for the trolling.

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>>132357364

Pepperoni best topping.

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>>132355349

Anon

Anon, staph

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>>132355349

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>>132355635

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>>132361892

>>132363521

OH GOD, IS SHE DED?

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>>132311901
>senshado
Why couldn't they just translate it. God, fuck.

>>132365500
Translate to what?
We don't translate Kendo or Kyudo or Iaido, so why translate this?

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>>132365500
>perfect opportunity to make Panzerfahren real
What a shame.

>>132355349

Those last two aren't really unique to Yukari...

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>>132343343

>>132353812
Actually, since teh loader most of the time is "the guy that can double as / help with any other role if needed", loader is both the best place for a newbie in a veteran crew or for a veteran other than the TC in a newbie crew.

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>>132365500
>Commie got blown the fuck out
Feels gut mann.

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>>132365671
Because localization.
People in Germany woudn't even know what senshado is.

Why not just Panzerfahren? they even used it in the trailer. Or Tank Biathlon or Tank Warfare are something less weeb.

>>132367099
>something less weeb.
>anime
mein negger

>>132365714
Panzerfahren was already official.

>>132365500
Miho called it Panzerfahren in that trailer.

Read a comment from a blog about a video of a movie pamphlet and his translation of synopsis of sorts of the upcoming GuP movie. Hope someone could translate further the pamphlet on the video provided on the link.

https://panzersvor.wordpress.com/2015/06/06/girls-und-panzer-movie-set-for-november-21-2015/comment-page-1/#comment-863

"The final score is, first we’ll have an exhibition match in Oarai, b/w Oarai + Chi-Ha Tan vs St. G + Pravda. The fight ends, they have some bonding scenes in an Onsen. Then Anzu gets called back for an emergency and we get to the “meat” of the movie."

>>132367099
People in Japan also didn't know what Senshadou is until the show explained it, since it's not a real word and made up for this show anyway.

>>132367430
gon b gud

>>132311901
Does the German anime dubbing scene even have enough female voice actors?

You basically hear the same 5 people all the time.

>>132367475
Bit it translates to "tankwondo" to tank fighting so you could know what it is.

>>132367528
anime in germany is basically milking the same 10 fans over and over. They don't care.

Russia has pretty good dubs though.

>>132367755
Too bad the show explains it before you could even ponder what Senshadou is supposed to be.
It also doesn't translate to tank fighting.

>>132367755
>tankwondo
Tell me you're not really mistaking the Korean trollsub for anything official.

>>132367893
>It also doesn't translate to tank fighting.

but it has somewhat the meaning, and a japanese person would totally get it.

Cant' wait for TL of this one
http://girls-und-panzer.jp/img/special/web_113r_b.pdf

>>132365152
Course not, duck team dosnt die easy

>>132367099
because Senshado does not translate to Panzerfahren just like Karate does not translate to fist fighting.

>Pharmacist Otto Carius passed away on 01/24/2015 after a short illness, surrounded by his loved ones in his home and his familiar surroundings.

Can others say the same thing about you later, /a/?

>>132370368
>you were too late to meet the last known tiger ace

>>132370368
I'm not a pharmacist.

>>132371697
You can still visit his shop and slip a hidden Yukari image inside

>>132355439
Yet here you are alone with us

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>>132355349

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>>132355349
I will always have the stories and that will have to do

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>>132355349

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>>132373118

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You will never be there for her when she needs you most

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>>132373659

>>132373118
>>132373563
>>132373659
>>132373708
So ronery

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>>132373659
>>132373708

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Why are trolls so rare in GuP threads? There's so little shitposting in here.

>>132374630
Go to the /k/ /ak/ threads. They are leagues more cancerous.

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>>132373659
>>132373708
I cheered for you in the OVA. I did.

>>132374630
Because we had pretty good ones long ago so we simply ignore the lesser ones. Also we sucessfully troll ourselves daily for amusement.

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>>132361794

Yukari wisdom is the best.

>>132374630

Everybody loves GuP. Even shitposters love GuP. Even my military historian father loves GuP, if only because of the tanks.

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Guess who has sexy legs

>>132375700
I want to do everything to her.

>>132374951
Best at what?

>>132356835
>manga is canon
>adaptation of the anime
>sequence of events directly contradict each other and cannot be reconciled
I don't see how the manga can be anything other than an alternate canon.

>>132376132
I don't care.

>>132376230
fair 'nuff

>>132376821
ty

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>>132376891

>>132376946
Creepy.

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>>132376132
We are talking about Rabu rabu, no the literal adaptation of the anime.

Let's have real talk now. Type 89 tank isn't good.

>>132377313
Neither is momo.

>>132377313
91 then

>>132377355
Since when?

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>>132377313

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>>132377449
She has a hard time aiming and is a hothead. I don't see why they don't swap positions it would make winning easier.

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Why is Miho so awkwardly fondling herself in this panel?

>>132377313
Saying Type 89 isn't good because tanks made a decade later outclass it is like saying a Sherman / T-34 / Cromwell / Tiger isn't good because tanks made a decade later outclas them.

>>132377536
Cute.

>>132377611
Wasn't it made in like 1937 though?

>>132378005
yeah

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How about some jokes

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>>132378149

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>>132377611

The Type 89 was bad for its time.
It was tall and fat, had little armor (which was riveted), a small turret, shit optics, thin tracks, a fairly low top speed and an awful gun that wasn't even that good at chucking HE rounds due to small caliber.
Many other tanks of its era had at least one or two good features (small silhouette, guns, speed or other) while the Type 89 had none.

>>132378286
lewd

>>132378266
This never stops getting a chuckle out of me.

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>>132377982
Miho are you SERIOUS. Your family hates you Miho.

HATES. YOU.

>>132378522
It must stop.

>>132378561
LIKES. ME.

>>132378816
You sure buddy?

>>132379094
Very.

>>132377313
Let's have real talk now. ST Vz.39 would chew out everything that Germany could have throw at it.

Ha. You scared me!

>>132379286
But my Stug!

>>132379381
What about it?

>>132379485
It'll never lose. It has no weaknesses.

>>132379560
Except walnuts.