Which Erika is the better one, /a/?
I don't have any Erika pictures on my phone so have a fluffy ass instead.
All Erikas are pure, but not as pure as Yukari.
I want to
make out with her, then slowly work my way down to her breasts which I will proceed to fondle, lick, and play with for some time after which I will slowly work my way down to her pussy, which I will then proceed to eat out and once she's wet enough will also finger until she is on the verge of cumming, at which point I'll stop so I can make love to her in the missionary position until we simultaneously cum for the purposes of recreation, love, and child making. Afterwards, I'll cuddle with her and hold hands until we both fall asleep.
Whoa, don't be mean to that guy. Now, who wants to squad up?
I wanna touch that engine compartment.
I want to polish that front armour
Fuck yeah, Centurion best tank
I want to load her breach with my shell
She mentioned atgms
Something something bad opinion something something bad taste
The garupans are not for abusing!
Reminder that guy who claimed that Miho's canon 82-56-84 is that big? While in reality that's pretty flat/modest in reality.
Anzu using Momo as funiture being the one and only exception.
I just wanna grab both the artist's hands and shake them up and down excessively for drawing all these Sodokos. Nothing beats lusting after the profound "ugly/forgotten" girl of the group.
It says here that the garupans aren't for bullying either!
wait.. Erika actually DID bullying Yukari..
Just because they have dicks doesn't mean they're male you racist sexist cis scum pig check your privilege
mind to explain why Momo should be a slut?
Abysmal gunner, sure, bad temper, yeah, perhaps also not the brigthest person on god's earth, but else...
The other schools all have a theme like the Italians or the Germans but why does Oarai have no theme? Is it just a shit school? Is it supposed to be the Japanese team? Why are they not using the Japanese tanks instead of picking random tanks? Isn't that cheating?
Oarai seems to be a mlticultural school, they have Tanks from various countrys (Germany, USA, France, Japan), wheras the other schools represent other countrys in a monocultural way (only american, only german, only soviet)
>only the multicultural school wins
> monocultural/nationalist schools lose
> diversity wins
> Did I just stumble across a more or less hidden diversity-promoting propaganda ?
>>only the multicultural school wins
What? Miho is clearly a Nishizumi, a renowned family trained in traditional tactics. And monoculture schools win for the last 10 years because they have money.
And I find it funny that they changed the "Und" to "&". Guess they probably think it would be silly to have that in Germany where it would be treated like bad grammar rather than a pun.
Black forrest peak for example won most of the tournaments, but are pictured as the main villains. They are kinda portrayed like the Wehrmacht in WWII (you know, steamrolling europe, only to be stopped by the russians due to bad weather conditions).
And in the series we see that Oarai wins (against all odds, and even against the "german" Dampfwalze)
Why would you post that disgusting 3DPD trash here. I don't come to GuP or /ak/ threads to have ugly fleshies on my screen dammit.
>The tank itself, while operational, is in incredibly poor condition.
>Upon arrival into SCP-802's area of influence, intruders will immediately be shadowed and stalked by SCP-802, which will constantly attack and harass them in any way possible.
>Road access to SCP-802's territory is prohibited. [...] Under no circumstances are the perimeter defenses to be breached or compromised to allow vehicle access.
Screw that noise! Let's send this busted-out tanker truck in there and see who wins the ensuing duel!
hey guess what idiots
pic related is the comfiest panzer
It is almost never a good idea to "mix them up and see which one lives".
If you are lucky, one of them really dies.
If you aren't, one or both of them come out of the experience battered, but more agitated than they were before.
Angry SCP's (or more angry than usual ones, since a lot like that are super angry) are bad.
ya okay bud
everybody knows glasses are comfy as a mother fuck
No need to try to fit in so hard.
made me look at >>132318151
I was in that thread, and what amused me (amused as in, "Little Timmy, when you're older, you'll learn that bras have TWO measurements; contour and cup size") wasn't him, but the one who posted a pic of an A-cup 92-56-84 model claiming that it was representative of Miho's B/C-cup
or D-cup in the "everyone grows one letter" OVAs"82-56-84 body.
inb4 "Yukari, please, stop eyeballing Miho's measurements"
>Black forrest peak for example won most of the tournaments, but are pictured as the main villains. They are kinda portrayed like the Wehrmacht in WWII (you know, steamrolling europe, only to be stopped by the russians due to bad weather conditions).
>And in the series we see that Oarai wins (against all odds, and even against the "german" Dampfwalze)
Well as you might note at the end, Miho certainly doesn't hate her sister or her mum, and Maho certainly didn't do anything evil. The only person who get bad rap was Shiho, but that's usually the case that adults play the bad guys. Much like how Hana's mum was playing the bad guy trying to stop her daughter being a gunner. So the only villains are adults and not schools.
also, Shiho's attitude isn't as much "too German" as it is "too Japanese". She's like one of those martial arts schools who are so rooted in their exact form that they get stagnant, which is not juts a thing IRL, but also a kind of a minor cliche in Japan (not just about martial arts, also about craftsmen: the prverbial cautionary tale actually goes about a famous swordmaker family since early Edo times, many generations in the trade, very expensive, you know the drill.... one of whose very, very reputed blades used in the early Meiji period by the griefing wife of a samurai who had commited sepukku (because of reasons irrelevant to the tale) to stab herself in the heart. The purportedly "high quality" blade chipped against her ribs.
Yes, even the JAPANESE think there's such thing as "too much tradition"
How many languages has GuP been dubbed in so far?
Would be cool to do a remix where each team speaks their native languages ie. St. Gloriana and Saunders speaking English and Pravda speaking Russian
Only that you don't get d-cups on 82-56-84 without that the woman has some fucked up body anatomy.
The margin the cup sizes can move within the body measurements is quite limited.
We have a term for that: weapon-grade moe.
Karina is the only first year on that picture and you're a horrible person for having lewd thoughts about her. (maybe Noriko is one too, Duck team has some repeaters if I remember correctly).
I wish Noriko wasn't looking at me like that, its too lewd.
We got half.
That Mako perflatness.
Not only that, they're SUPER interested in finding boyfriends.
But then again I wanna protect less attractive Sodoko too.
Needs more garupans in bikinis.
It's hard to choose but I like Yuuki most
Tank loader CAN be the laziest spot.
But Miho allows Yukari to step up and take on other roles (i.e. Forward Scout, Chief Mechanic, etc.) and there by make the Loader one of the most useful and versatile roles on the team.
Most commanders would have told their loaders to just sit down, shut up, and do their job.
She's a miriota and that means being super interested in a guy thing (tonks, WWII).
perfect /ak/ waifu.
Please, see this.
>You'll never watch a History Channel documentary on tanks with Yukari and laugh at all the shit they get wrong
>You'll never hold hands with Yukari as you walk through a military museum and try to one up each other with obscure military facts that even the museum's exhibits don't have listed.
>You'll never know what it's like to have Yukari fall asleep, her head on your chest as you lay together on the couch, as you near the end of your late night moive marathon that includes The Beast, Patton, Kelly's Heroes, and A Bridge Too Far
>You'll never yell at each other in military jargon as you play whatever new military game is out: "ENEMY TANK, THREE O'CLOCK!" "I GOT IT, ROUND OUT... GOOD KILL!"
>You'll never lay with your head in Yukari's lap as you read a military history book and she reads a different military history book, one of her hands absent mindedly petting your hair
>you'll never go on a camping trip with Yukari and experience the breath-taking adventure of it turning into an impromptu "Evade and Escape" mission halfway through the first day as you run away from imaginary enemy soldiers she swears are right on your tails
>You'll never feel Yukari's body press up against you as you both relax in the calming warmth of the mixed bath at a out-of-the-way hotspring resort
>You'll never hear Yukari whisper in your ear "I love you" as you hug each other close
Greatast troll in history of tanks.
Duck team need more love.
Seriously though, best team.
>not even my final form
Then take both Yukarin and Miporin.
Cute tanks doing cute things when
That looks like a vz.35 with an elongated chassis.
Same company. LT Vz.35 was internally designated S-II-a. This is Skoda S-III, the greatest fail in history of Skoda Works, and their rather unintentional attempt to make heavy tank. Heavy it was, and also prone to break at any possible opportunity.
Still would like to see it it WoT as premium tank, if only for the trolling.
Why couldn't they just translate it. God, fuck.
>perfect opportunity to make Panzerfahren real
What a shame.
Actually, since teh loader most of the time is "the guy that can double as / help with any other role if needed", loader is both the best place for a newbie in a veteran crew or for a veteran
other than the TCin a newbie crew.
>Commie got blown the fuck out
Feels gut mann.
People in Germany woudn't even know what senshado is.
Why not just Panzerfahren? they even used it in the trailer. Or Tank Biathlon or Tank Warfare are something less weeb.
Read a comment from a blog about a video of a movie pamphlet and his translation of synopsis of sorts of the upcoming GuP movie. Hope someone could translate further the pamphlet on the video provided on the link.
"The final score is, first we’ll have an exhibition match in Oarai, b/w Oarai + Chi-Ha Tan vs St. G + Pravda. The fight ends, they have some bonding scenes in an Onsen. Then Anzu gets called back for an emergency and we get to the “meat” of the movie."
>Pharmacist Otto Carius passed away on 01/24/2015 after a short illness, surrounded by his loved ones in his home and his familiar surroundings.
Can others say the same thing about you later, /a/?
I will always have the stories and that will have to do
You will never be there for her when she needs you most
Why are trolls so rare in GuP threads? There's so little shitposting in here.
I cheered for you in the OVA. I did.
Guess who has sexy legs
>manga is canon
>adaptation of the anime
>sequence of events directly contradict each other and cannot be reconciled
I don't see how the manga can be anything other than an alternate canon.
We are talking about Rabu rabu, no the literal adaptation of the anime.
She has a hard time aiming and is a hothead. I don't see why they don't swap positions it would make winning easier.
Why is Miho so awkwardly fondling herself in this panel?
Saying Type 89 isn't good because tanks made a decade later outclass it is like saying a Sherman / T-34 / Cromwell / Tiger isn't good because tanks made a decade later outclas them.
The Type 89 was bad for its time.
It was tall and fat, had little armor (which was riveted), a small turret, shit optics, thin tracks, a fairly low top speed and an awful gun that wasn't even that good at chucking HE rounds due to small caliber.
Many other tanks of its era had at least one or two good features (small silhouette, guns, speed or other) while the Type 89 had none.
Miho are you SERIOUS. Your family hates you Miho.
>Being unable to use, 3 of its 4 turets.
>people still play WoT in 2015
Come on bydlos, SerB gave you 5 years to notice the trickery, it's time to stop being dumb
>shit gameplay designed by idiot slavs for idiot slavs
That feeling WT is an unbalanced mess.
>Yukarin will never be your gf
>you will never build tank models with her
Not strictly gup related but there's an operator-chan thread on /k/right now for those interested
>This entire post is dependent on Yukari not being a lesbian for Miho, which as the canon shows, well...
You seem to imply that people can't fall in love more than once forever.
Would you still be okay with Yukari if she was cooked medium well?
If telling yourself that makes you feel better. Or do you really believe people in relationships don't have hobbies?
Lemme think, saunders and anzio were ten, I think pravda was fifteen, and kuromoromine was twenty. I think the rules stipulated that those were the maximum numbers of tanks for each bracket they were competing in of the tournament.
Why would you do that? Limit yourself to like once a day or once every couple of days. No fap doesn't really do anything for you.
nofap is for GUH-GUH-GUH-GAAAAAYS
All wars are cute, what are you talking about.
I just wanted to find that post pic....