This has no right to actually be decent!
It is a poorly animated not-quite-hentai with a plot and characters to match and only a handful of lewd scenes short enough to fit into a single webm that focus almost entirely on tits that are disproportionately large with massive, misshapen aereolas. Also, there are no male characters in it.
Whether or not it is good depends entirely on whether or not you're able to masturbate to any of the things listed above.
There is my boyfriend.
Yeah, the biggest man of them all.
I like the yuri, the cowtits just ruin the sex appeal for me and sex appeal is all the show has. Not everyone will love or hate something based solely on the presence of lesbians.
KYU KYU KYU KYU KYU
Her Arm pierced her arm.
Stop with your bullshit right now, can't you see how he's peerless paragon of masculinity? Look at how his manly war-paint (and to think these disgusting lesbian sympathizers call it "lipstick") accentuates his chiseled features, look at these delicious child-siring hips, look at how his broad, manly chest is clearly hiding a massive, succulent, milky bosom that no dyke can hope to have.
Can you say with a straight face that this is a woman?
Is that a woman or man though?
Seems like someone drew a feminine guy and then said, It's a woman.
It doesn't matter if there are no males, as long as there are long hard objects they can stuff between their tits
Be a mean "din do muffin" bitch.
Kill, Rob, Drug and Hoe.
Can't get death sentence cause of rare blood condition.
Gets sent to lesbian Island instead.
At the age of 24.
Get thrown out in missile, expect the worst, wah? Some bitch wearing a bikini is pointing a gun at a kid wearing nothing but a virgin logo while I'm high in the air biatch. What. the. fuck?
Do a barrel roll!, fall in between them.!
Hands off mah bitch, bitch.
Holy fuck, little bitch turned into a sword!
Other bitch trying to shoot at me.
Where the fuck am I?
Stuff like this and the bruised up chicks make me wonder if this series will eventually have some guro. We don't even know if the BDSM team survived- the sadist was pretty shocked at her weapon being destroyed,which could suggest actual death.
Mmm....10kg of titty dying....
I kinda wish they put a little more thought into these sorts of metrics. Boobs are pretty light per volume of flesh. If she really had 10kg tits they'd be well past her waist.
It's the result of boiling down the creator's id into a lurid slurry and then imprinting that directly onto animation cells.
If you like terribly-animated tripe, yurishit, and poorly drawn tits, then yeah, it's good. But if you just wanted sapphic lewdness then you'd be better off just searching for "yuri big tits".
VD's intended fanbase are horny young boys such as crossboarding /v/ermin who want to wack it to some tits but don't have the balls to just fucking beat off to some porn, so they watch this and shitpost about how they came a million times. This can also be seen from their ludicrously overblown reactions to any criticism of this series, namely "call them a homo X 1,000,000", demonstrating that they can't pass the bar for discussion on /a/, which is impressive given that it's damn near on the fucking ground.
Depends on the definition of "guro".
If you're asking if they can die?
No, not really. If they did, we would have death camps instead of reserve islands.
Either way, the mains question you really wanted to know [/spoiler] Mutilation and other nefarious practices of extreme masochism such as amputee bitch girls on all fours is a thing an infected could play with her liberator, assuming she would then cum and turn into a weapon and then return to her natural form. [/spoiler]
Who knows, I'm making shit up.
Ready? I can't fucking sleep because miss 10kg is keeping my dick on full alert 24/7
>people who like what I don't like are the /v/ boogidyman
Cow tits are disgusting. The oversized boobs in this are completely putting me off the show. The virgin has about the perfect size. Not too big, not too small, perfect grab size.
>trying this hard to sound intelligent in an ecchi series thread
Compensating for your lowtest much?
Joey? You alright man?
You trippin? Just lie down and put your legs up so the blood flows better to your head.
I'll go get a wet towel.
Ya know, this could have turned for the worse if virgin girl lacked luck. I do not think the others were more gentle if they had found her.
Also, i think she belongs to the pink haired girl judging by the art.
>Also, i think she belongs to the pink haired girl judging by the art.
You mean Charlotte?
No one really wants to hurt anyone. In the end they just want to be with the person they feel more comfortable with. She is among of their kind now. I am sure she does not feel threatened by the touch of her handler either.
Who the fuck posts this shit on Facebook?
We saw her sporting some weird mix of claws and wings on the second PV so she's definitely a liberator
Also, going by the series twitter it seems i has picked up steam due the premiere. The series trended on Japan's twitter and they sold out the advanced screening of episode 2
Charlotte wants her for herself because she see her as a plaything/pet
The other sees and treats her more than a weapon but rather like a human being she has fallen in love with.
w-what? Nonsense! Of course there's a guy.
Is boobs mass part of their weight or additional?
Now we're just lacking a proper scan of the nude poster
Yes. A very high budget one too. This is why we are being civil. If this shit didnt have porn we would bitching and going at each others throats.
So, for now. We are discussion theories involving the plot.
>implying that Funi hasn't quietly decided not to do this after seeing how lewd it is
If you go to Funi's site you won't see any mention of Valkyrie Drive (They normally have a minisite for their shows before the even start.
No such thing for VD)
I wonder, does Funi simulcast start already?
Full Cross Ange mode when?
Cavities search when?
Why was Mirei sent to the island? It obviously wasn't just an accident that she happened to get arrested and turned up at the same time as Mamori. She went there with a purpose.
This is a nice fresh of air for yuri, i was kinda tired of seeing schoolgirls with body of toothpicks kissing and
Am I the only one a little disappointed by Valkyrie Drive?
I mean, the flagrant and continuing fanservice betrays and semblance of seriousness in this show. It's almost is if it's a parody if itself.
Yeah, I realized the problem there as I was typing it, but let's face it, that happened because Katja forced it, not because Hana was seducing her. It reaLLY WASN'T THE BEST EXAMPLE BUT THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH PUSSYLICKING i CAN USE AS AN EXAMPLE.
FUCKING CAPS LOCK. I AIN'T RETYPING THAT.
It's okay, it just makes you look really enthusiastic. I suppose it could be their mid-season crisis of confidence where they start experiencing lesbian bed death and Mirei finally has to fully commit and eat Mamori out to get her to weaponize.
If you really loved me you'd pee on me ;_;
>mirei fights the main villain and is easily overpowered, being knocked to the ground and causing mamori to de-transform
>they're both bruised and battered lying on the ground
>mirei rolls over and crawls over to mamori, gentling taking her face in her hand
>"I love you" she whispers
>then mirei moves down to mamori's crotch and slides down her panties
>sticks her tongue in as mamori's squeals echo and transition into a new transformation sequence
>ultra super hyper miracle romantic mode activated
>mirei appears completely healed in a swirling vortex holding a now powered up mamori
>tired of seeing schoolgirls with body of toothpicks
It's not like it's that different from your typical villain who just stands there to listen to the heroes' heroic speech instead of taking his chance to kill the MC while he's giving the speech
Well, the original image is encoded into a radio signal which is broadcast across the country, which is then picked up by an antenna connected to your TV which then decodes the signal back into the original image of plump 2D breasts.
Someone should make seiyuu chart: Mirei is Index, Charlotte is Chihaya, Rain is Eriri, Lady J is Asia, Torino is Belldandy, Meifon is Loki, Momoka is Yaya and Mamori is Moeko
On paid channel ATX
>implying Loki is Shikaco's most prominent role
>Endowed rice goddess becomes flat cowgirl goddess
Why is she so best?
You mean flat cowgirl kike, right?
>Valkyrie Drive: Mermaid
>Simulcast: Saturdays at 12:00pm Eastern
Looks like episode 2 and later should be out every Saturdays.
Ep.1 is out on their site,
>Literally over 20 lbs of pussy and ass
>mfw I didn't even notice that when watching the show
I can't even follow a show this erotic
It's amazing, but even after years of hentai and other ecchi, still not desensitized. Or maybe I am and it's just that VDM is a show finally on my level.
It's very rare for someone to have tits that size, but it's not unheard of. >>132163565
I personally don't mind it because of that and because she's the only one remotely that big. When the rest of the cast has varied and reasonable tit sizes, one character a bit over the top isn't an issue.
>Second-biggest natural breasts in the world
that's kinda funny.
Though not surprisingly, a negress reigns first place.
The official names and terms per Funi's subs
Liberator: One who wields a Liberate Arm.
Exter: One who transforms into a weapon.
Liberate Arm: The weapon form of an Exter.
Drive: The state of a united Liberator and Exter, ready for battle.
Welter: An organization that operates and enforces order on the island "Mermaid." Run by Akira, the Governor.
"Exter" instead of Exstar
"Mei Fong" instead of Meifon
"Welter" instead of Valter
So was CA. It was great, in fact.
This might turn out to be better though, who knows? It did have a topless Ange x Vivian makeout scene to battle session in the first episode. Two actually. This show could really go places.
>people trying to compare Mirei to Ange
I wonder what percentage of people who do this have power levels below 100. I'd be willing to bet that the answer is a pretty high number.
Mirei is your typical autistic swordswoman who's not good at much of anything other than fighting and possibly survival. Think Erza, Forte, Linca, etc. She shares nothing in common with Ange apart from having blonde hair, and even then, it's a completely different shade and style.
Reminds me of Koe De Oshigoto
you know, virgin girl was most likely straight before she got raped into lesbianism.
no she wasn't.
>They look alike
They really don't. Mirei is a thick amazon with huge boobs and dark skin. Ange is a skinny little princess. Mirei's eyes are long and her lips plump, giving her a mature look. Ange has eyes that are sharp but also large, making her appear youthful but also educated and smart.
Their only similarity is that they both have blonde hair, and even then, Mirei is has dark, dirty blonde hair that's very long and kinda messy, almost overgrown. It makes you imagine a sorta sloppy lifestyle. When Ange's hair was long, it was very neat and dressed up. Ange's hair is also several shades lighter.
>DURRR DURRR WAY TO OVER-ANALYZE DUDE
It should be obvious at a glance. The only way that you could come to that conclusion is if you said "Wow, two blonde haired anime girls! They're totally the same!" And only people who are as stupid as they are new to the medium would do something like that.
If I had to compare Ange to anyone in the show, it would be Charlotte. Those two DO share a lot of features. Charlotte's design decisions also portray a combination of youthfulness, education, intelligence, and shrewdness.
Mirei's hair looks like huge floppy dog ears
Which is why the plot is going to be an older gay couple (Lady J + Rain) helping a younger gay couple (Mirei + Mamori) escape the "island" of ostracism and let them live a normal life together back in society.
It brings back flashbacks of Ange because your power level is so low that she's only the second serious-natured blonde haired character that you've encountered in anime, and your IQ isn't much higher than the number of anime that you've watched.
>And Charlotte is more like Hilda, if anything.
It's also funny that you say that, since Ange and Hilda were designed to be pretty similar in a lot respects. Like Ange, she was fairly smart, distrustful, and the sort to try to gauge and plan, while also being youthful. The difference makers were that Hilda lacked Ange's charisma, education, leadership experience, and self-confidence, and was a bit more aggressive than simply responsive.
Yes, Charlotte does clearly have a few similar ideas put into her design as what went into Ange and Hilda.
It feels so weird to be anxious for the next episode of an anime. For most shows, I hardly even notice that the next episode is out until the day comes, but I want all of VDM right now.
I remember seeing Bhikkuni's cafeteria hub having her name on the board. So I can see her as a final boss in Bhikkuni before she sets off for Mermaid
I can't wait to see Charlotte flipping around.