Is that how breasts are supposed to work? All wiggly and

The bath, which is also literally fucking magic.

No, real ones are more like bags of sand if I had to compare them to something

>>124815431
they're being massaged by magic water
boobs on 3D are being affected by gravity by the time they hit 20

That's how oppai loli breasts work.

>Bell-kun is beta
>Girls still want to fuck him because he's cute

Is this how it really works?

>>124815517
You know what you're doing and it's wrong faggot.

>>124815528
A girl from work told someone else from work that she finds me cute and wants to cuddle with me. Never talked to her, not sure if she wants the D.

>>124815528
Yes. That is actually how it works.

You do realize near every girl that likes him for how cute he is is older than him right?

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>>124815537
But they said it in the anime.

>>124815479
Get her checked for breast cancer, tits aren't supposed to behave like bags of sand

>>124815605
Tell me, boob doctor. How are they supposed to work?

>>124815605
More like a bag of sandy coins milk, nee?

>>124815620
Imagine a water balloon filled with gelatine

>>124815620
Have you never watched Wild Wild West?

>>124815836
Like 10 years ago maybe. What would that teach me about boob physics?

>>124815854
At least that they don't feel like bags of sand.

>>124815528
It's a fantasy, man.
Bell is beta as fuck, like the people watching the show, who need an escape from their socially devoid reality.

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>>124815431
I'm more worried about how this armor works. I still have trouble to figure how. And Im not talking about functionality, is not that is useful or not is that I don't even know how it sticks together without falling apart

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>First few episodes grab your attention, make you fall in love with the world
>All you can think about is the potential and the interesting character interactions as they discover more of the world around them
>Show starts throwing some weird harem vibes at you even though it's pretty clear who's going to end up with who
>Main girl has one-key note with tsundere qualities
>All other girls are even more criminally underdeveloped
>Start realizing main character is a fairly feminine Gary Stu who shares Kirito's VA
>All the drama feels artificial and doesn't really serve any thematic purpose other than to make MC look good
>Every single antagonistic person is a mere caricature whose lines and looks you've seen a million times before
>Despite the main narrative theme being about the MC wants to change, the only thing that changes is his power level
>Slow, predictable pacing with no real tension or thematic payoff
>Yfw it's giving the exact same vibes that SAO did when it first came out

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>>124815930
>expecting fan(tasy/service) anime to have realistic armor designs for women.

>>124815952
Maybe Red-Hair-Guy can save the show.
He looks like a bro-character

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>>124815952
>Character driven show
>Nobody is developed
How does this keep happening

>>124815967
I'm perfectly fine with fantasy armor, I'm fine even with bikini armor. That one is not about being functional or revealing that one is on a whole new level, basically the pieces stick magically to her

breast are fascist

>>124815930
I read this exact post earlier yesterday

>>124815891
M-m-mean!

>>124815952
Except, what killed SAO it was the setting and characterization and plot discrepances. Everything was wrote as if was a fantasy series while they were people inside a game. Like...you know, soldiers dressing all with the same armor, talking as if they were actual knights treating Asuna as if was a princess or a nun in an orphanage with children.

At least Danmachi is an actual fantasy setting so things will never be as stupid as in SAO

>>124815952
That's just the standard of "good" LNs/anime/manga

So long as it has cute girls all over the MC, nice visuals and the MC is one of the few accepted archetypes (betashit faggot, bland & autistic or [insert yourself here]) the audience this shit is catered to doesn't care about good writing

Why did everything go so wrong?

>>124815836
Based Will Smith

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>>124816133
I'm willing to overlook logical discrepancies and plot holes as long as the major thematic arcs are consistent and the proper emotional beats are hit

For instance the world is clearly inspired and based off of video games, and I'm hoping that they'll address it or make a joke about it or something, but I'm fine if they don't as long as the show holds up. It's when the show starts falling apart that you can't help but notice all the holes and flaws and start nitpicking at the seams

>>124816186
That's the entire problem with the system isn't it
>Newb writer tries to 'make it'
>His motivation is to sell X amount of books and get a deal, not tell a particularly good story
>Sells X amount of books, gets the deal made into a manga
>No one rewrites any of his scrub mistakes and all we're left with is the 'best girl' pandering that got him the sales in the first place
Will anime ever be art again

>>124816133
>At least Danmachi is an actual fantasy setting so things will never be as stupid as in SAO

With all the stats, skills and guilds bullshit, it might as well be one of those MMO settings in all but name, or at least heavily "gamified" fantasy (the only kind current generation kids seem to relate to) and certainly not classic high fantasy.

That's not even considering how the anime harem tropes are just as low as SAO pleb tier

>>124815930
Armor tends to be front and back plates connected with belts or straps

I'm tired of anime like this purring unrealistic, unfair expectations on young woman to be dangerously skinny and have large breasts to enable the perverted male gaze.

>>124816506
Anime is everything real life isn't, more news at 11

>>124816506
It's entirely realistic, maybe the girls that aren't up to the standards should stop being fat, flat fucks.

>>124817056
>/a/ is fatshaming now

since when does /a/ do this? i'm pretty sure the majority of people here are overweight anyways.

>>124817102
>i'm pretty sure the majority of people here are overweight anyways.
Hardly, lardass.

>fatshaming
Obvious bait, but I'm curious as to see where you'll go wih this.

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tumblr go and stay go

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>>124816377
May be that's true, but when it's actual fantasy (or actual sci-fi) at least I have the feeling that the asspulls are more easy to swallow.

I mean, if the main character is in pinch and suddenly finds a weapon in a dead body well, that's convenient, but that's all that it is, convenient, however if is an anime that takes place on a game and you stablish in that game you can only equip 2 weapons and MC happens to find a third one and is able to use it without unequiping the other two he already has, well...that's bullshit specially when no one looted a weapon in the entire series even when they could.

>>124816186
I can agree there are too much similar products and some ot the products look as if they were done following a manual to the point is really enervating. But in the end, execution is what counts.

Danmachi may be is not a piece of art but is some leagues above...I don't know, World Break, Dragonar Academy or Blade Dance, for example.

>>124815431
Get a load of this faggot, not knowing how breast work.

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>That moment when all the girls at the spa start teasing the busty loli whose every aspect was pretty clearly designed for mass appea
>Because she's been unable to find a suitor until the mc walked in
>Mfw

>>124817102
>fatshaming
>implying being fat isn't something you should be inherently ashamed of
Hohoho

>>124817792
All the other Gods are pretty hot too.
And they aren't poor. Presumably.

>>124817249
I liked seiken better than this. Seiken has reached some point too.

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>>124817851
I'm fat and I'm not happy about it. I absolutely hate the body positive movement for peddling suicide. Anyway, more happy boobs.

>>124817792
hestia comes with a lot of baggage. would you prefer a 9/10 or a 10/10 with a lot of baggage?

and if you go with the baggage, you're obviously still a child and should grow up

>>124818243
>a lot of baggage
It actually looks like Hestia does a lot of the housekeeping and cooking for bell, as well as working a job part-time to try and bring some income in.

She's not a baggage-intensive person by any means, all she asks in return is that bell stays away from other women, because as far as she's concerned they're dating, and bell is too fucking dense to realize her intentions.

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So what would have to happen for the show not to flop

>>124818954
>flop
not really its doing okay enough blue ray wise
but the LN has been slaughtering the sales since April 13th with vol 7 being sold out on its release. Honestly the anime did a good job on promoting the LN so much

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>>124815528
Well being raise by Zeus has its own merits
also Bell is a purity fag and lips raper

>>124819609
Link to the RAW?

Am I bad for wanting a doujin where Freya rapes and has her absolute way with a pure and innocent Bell-kun, leaving him mind-broken and drenched with sweat and her vaginal release, and eventually turning him into her mindless fuck slave?

Too bad it has next to no chance of happening, since Hestia is pretty much gonna monopolize the doujins

>>124815528
THE WORLD OF GARY STUES

And yeah, women are bitches like that.

>>124819773
It'll happen. It'll just never get scanned like 90% of all stuff that is released.

>>124815560
>and wants to cuddle me

nope

>>124815952
Fucking pleb, you must learn to avoid every show with the SAOfag voicing the MC. They get him for characters like that by now, you'll never notice a change, even in Saekano every girl start crawling for his dick for no reason despite being a fucking beta.

>>124816253
>try to remember a Will Smith bath scene
>think about his boobs flopping around in the bath like that

hey fuck you

>>124815528
>Is this how it really works?

Yes, if you are cute girls will try to fuck with you even if you are retarded, like...you know, the same way you would try to fuck a cute girl even if she is braindead

>SAO clone but a little more interesting
I can see myself dropping it though, I don't know why anyone would find a MC who has bullshit abilites or cheats and somehow makes every female in existence want his dick without even trying, appealing.

Liking Anime can be tough sometimes because there is trend at work here .

I don't care about the MC, nerds. As long as Hestia keeps being extremely cute I'll be enjoying this.

I kinda like Bell. He's cute, friendly, and not arrogant.

>>124819983
I don't know why people still compares it with SAO the premise is nowhere close.

I think Druaga would be the more suitable comparation.

>>124820331
>Druaga
I know why I don't use that comparison. It's so I don't get reminded by how much of a shit the main girl was and how best girl got shafted hard. Fuck I'm getting mad again.

>>124819983
Calling it a more interesting SAO is BS. The only similarity is that there are RPC mechanics and the MC is voiced by Matsuoka.

>>124815952
Because it is literally "We want the SAO audience: The anime"

The only reason any of you like this show (or don't like SAO) is because of relative popularity and assoicated fanbases.

If you like this show and don't like SAO, you are a hipster with the same garbage taste as the people who do like SAO.

>>124820641
nice epic logic you got there son

>>124815431
>posts jpg
well they sure as fuck don't hold perfectly still

>>124820641
God shut the fuck up and enjoy watching things you enjoy.

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>>124815952
>>124816034
>>124819830

I wish there was an anime where the main character builded himself instead of just getting stuff from the people that gravitates around him.

I don't know, may be a blacksmith that makes his own weapons and improves with time, or may be a character that uses a normal knife until he can buy a better knife and use the reward of killing a monster for an even better knife instead of "take this legendary weapon" right out of the bat.

Same for the girls, instead of girls gravitating to him, him trying to get close to the girls.

Some sort like Mx0 or Sunabozu.

>>124826244
He does try to get close to one girl.
The red haired giant will be his blacksmith.

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>>124815431
Expecting realism in anime.

Go back to your tumblr pod.

>>124815930
I assumed it was supposed to be battle damage but the illustrators have no idea how metal fails

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>>124826244

There was the Sacred Blacksmith. SPOILER ALERT: IT FUCKING SUCKED.

Why is Hestia such a bestia?

>>124833323
>beast
Well yeah, she isn't human.

>>124831188
Yeah, but he didn't "build himself" through time, he starts the series at lv70

>>124833843
Are you human anon?

That's the oppai loli magic.

So I guess all the shitposters remembered this show exists.
I guess it's time to wait until next week.

>>124831044
hypnotits?

>>124815891
>Bell is beta as fuck
Bell is kind and pure. He's one of the very few a good people in a world filled with rotten assholes.

>>124817792
>>Because she's been unable to find a suitor until the mc walked in

It's an awful stretch to call Bell a suitor when she's the one chasing him, not the other way around. That's probably how it was in Heaven too. It's not that no one showed interest in Hestia, but that she was never interested in any of them before.