Let's see where this goes.
Usually dark haired onee-sans look better because it takes a very particular design to pull it off blonde. However, when it all fits, it's the most perfect an onee-san can be.
Where would you like an onee-san to take you on a date?
How the fuck can she even stand up?
Who wouldn't with you as a brother ?
Okay, your very strict and hard-working Onee-san that supports your neet lifestyle -or studies- offers the following options for you.
You can use her lap as a pillow while you both watch tv.
You can sleep in the same bed, resting your head on your large chest. No groping or fucking though.
You can give your nee-san foot rubs after she comes for work. Keep in mind, her feet are sensitive and she'll moan a lot.
Once per week, she'll cook for you, wearing only an apron.
>You can use her lap as a pillow while you both watch tv
Of course, anon, a proper nee-san will stroke your hair as she cuddles you and holds you close. She might tease you about how much you love resting your head on her chest though.
Hot, but I'm gonna have to one up you there.
>foot rubs. Sensitive. Moan a lot
>cooking with only an apron
I can't decide. Can I have both?
These options aren't nearly lewd enough for me. I mean, I'd pick any of them gladly, but what is nee-san gonna do about her perverted little otouto's constant erect state? Would she let me do things during the cooking at least? I dunno if once a week is going to be enough, nee-san.
Tough on the outside, but nurturing to her imouto gangster Nee-san is best nee-san
There's a new mod who, instead of deleting things that are actually shitposts or non-normal posts on /a/, is deleting anything that is technically against the rules, because they're unfamiliar with board culture but still want to make their presence known.
Also, it doesn't help that there are newfags who try too hard to fit in and report everything, then get mad when they're called newfags for not knowing how the board works.
>hard-working Onee-san that supports your neet lifestyle
Why would you want your onee-san to support your NEET lifestyle? Why can't you support her you lazy fuck?
>You can use her lap as a pillow while you both watch tv.
SHE'S GOING TO BE AT WORK AND TIRED WHEN SHE COMES HOME, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR THIS TO HAPPEN!
>You can give your nee-san foot rubs after she comes for work. Keep in mind, her feet are sensitive and she'll moan a lot.
THAT'S NOT HOW FEET WORK
>Once per week, she'll cook for you, wearing only an apron.
Why don't you cook for her?
>Why would she support your Neet lifestyle
Because she cares for you, despite judging you.
>No tv time
She can watch a movie when she doesn't come too late from work, before going to sleep
>That's not how feet work
People do moan during foot masages, you dingus
>Why don't you cook for her
Of course you will, she just offers to do it once a week.
Oh, I was just telling him not to use the word "normies."
I call off-boarders "filthy off-board faggots." Plebs are people with low powerlevels and shit taste. It's a pretty broad range.
Yeah, I guess starting to tag maledom when it fits is something that has to start at some point. Till now, I just use bondage/bdsm -femdom, but it misses on the general teasing.
>Because she cares for you, despite judging you.
That's quite sad
>She can watch a movie when she doesn't come too late from work, before going to sleep
But she's tired from working and your shit
>People do moan during foot masages, you dingus
Citation Needed, etc
>Of course you will, she just offers to do it once a week.
>been wishing for an onee-san since childhood, one who´d take care and look after me, one who I could look up to
It´s only natural that I´d come to like them as much as I do
>That's quite sad
It's actually heartwarming. You know, people trying to improve you without considering you a piece of shit and wanting to help you get by no matter what is nice
>Tired from working
Did you never rest on the couch to relax after a long day and just watch some tv?
Not work aknowledging, people moan at massages.
I'm glad we cleared that up. Have a neesan.
>It's actually heartwarming. You know, people trying to improve you without considering you a piece of shit and wanting to help you get by no matter what is nice
I'd feel guilty having someone you care about working to support my lazy ass
>Did you never rest on the couch to relax after a long day and just watch some tv?
I have to wash dishes, take out the trash, cook, clean the house, wash the clothes, and repeat. There's never any time to be lazy
>Not work aknowledging, people moan at massages.
At foot massages?
>I have to wash dishes, etc, etc
You mean you haven't done all that during the day while she's working and you're neeting? You don't want to finish all the chores before she comes home so you can spend time with her?
Shame on you.
Why do you keep posting the old and busted version?
I remember people recently talking about a series involving an onee-san that had an incredibly disappointing cop-out ending.
Was it this? I want to know so I don't waste my money on it.