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How would /a/non react to being thrown into a 3DPD harem situation?

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How would /a/non react to being thrown into a 3DPD harem situation?
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Well I like both 3D and 2D, though I fap exclusively to 2D and unlike most neckbeards here I'm okay with girls. As long as they're cute then I wouldn't mind.
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>>124624080
>>124624080

Cool blog, where can I subscribe
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Try to get some money from them before running away.
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>>124624037
turn around 360 and run the fuck out of there

there is a reason why 2D is best. also which anime or manga are you discussing, op?
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>>124624037
I can't handle a single girl,so several girls coming at me would be too much for me,I would end my life commiting sudoku due to anxiety.
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Lose my mind and try to extort them for money. IF I'm somehow the center of attention, there's guaranteed to be one "Ojou-sama", so I'll hook up with her to get fuckloads of dosh.

Then I can pay for the heart surgery I need.
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I'd just think they're messing with me.
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Stay inside all day, where no one can get me.
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Make them into prostitutes and secure myself a steady income.
Don't bother touching any of them because muh wizard powers and none of them are virgins anyway.
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>>124624427
Good luck on not dying, Anon.
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I'd probably just walk away causeI hate nice girls. Just exchanging pleasantries with them makes me curious,and texting each other makes me feel restless. If I get a call, for the rest of the day, I’ll keep checking my call history with a stupid grin on my face. But I know the truth. They’re just being nice. Anyone nice to me is nice to others too. But I always find myself on the verge of forgetting that. If the truth is a cruel mistress, then a lie must be a nice girl. And so, niceness is a lie. I would always hold expectation. I would always misunderstand. At some point, I stopped hoping. An experienced loner never falls for the same trap twice. A lone warrior, surviving hundreds of battles. When it comes to losing, I’m the strongest. That’s why, no matter what happens, I will always hate nice girls.
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>>124624567
Thanks
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Play a dense harem MC, that should keep them away
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Transfer harem ownership to some dumb jock.
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>>124624037
Enjoy it.
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>>124624037
I don't quite follow. Please explain further.
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Get bored
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I'd take a cruise on a Nice Boat.
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>>124624037
>3DPD
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>3DPD
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>>124624936
THAT'S NOT HOW AN ARM WORKS THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY TO PULL THE TRIGGER IN THAT POSITION DUE TO THE LACK OF STRENGTH COMING FROM THE WRIST TO THE FINGER.
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>>124624694
Dude, that only makes them harder. Have you even seen a harem with a dense mc?
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>>124625034
That's just because you're a disgusting 3dpd.
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>>124625034
Either you're a total weakling or you have legit neurological disease.
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>>124625149
Nigger, there's just no way, both her hand wrist and elbow are at 90 degrees, it's not possible to exert any power through the index finger like that.
Try it.
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>>124625215
>Try it.
I did, that's what I'm saying.

The index finger doesn't have its full strength available, but it has plenty to pull the trigger of a gun.
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>>124625049

It seems genius to me. 3D is different from 2D, I bet they wouldn't find it attractive.
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>>124625255
My finger just cramps as half way trying to pull if I'm using her hand position, if I move my arm to a sideway grip, I got most of the power in my finger.
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>>124625034
what the fuck anon
I struggle to move my finger when my arm is in that position
holy fuck I just discovered something new about my body
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>>124625319
Oh, you might actually be right, I was only thinking in two dimensions.
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>>124625319
But since 3DPD is ghastly like that, as soon as they realize you're dense they'd try to take advantage of you.
2D just bang their head against a wall when faced with dense MCs, but they're rarely malicious.
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>>124624037
React?
Surprise?
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>it gonna be a terrible soap drama
>i would've see that shit miles away
>instead of getting into unnecessary shit, i just going to take best girl and be done with it
>if taking best girl isn't working, i gonna take anyone realistic with said specific subgroup
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>>124624037
You're being too ambiguous here.
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>>124624037
I'd get Sunohara laid.
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>>124625585
>Sunohara
who?
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That shit's impossible without plenty of money.
And If I had that much money believe you me I wouldn't exit my house, ever.
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>>124624037
Describe /a/non in demographic terms
Is there a childhood friend?
still an uphill battle
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>>124624037
I'd make them my slaves to do my work for me. Otherwise, if they refuse then they can fuck right off. I won't give two shits.
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>>124625373
Shit, son. I have a moody wrist from years of shitty mouse use, but really?
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>>124625034
Anon, you may want to stretch yourself before you wreck yourself.
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>>124625255
>I did, that's what I'm saying.


So why aren't you dead?
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>>124625781
Or with a shitload of luck.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/04/10/boy-entering-all-girls-high-school-creates-real-life-harem-anime/
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>>124625933
I haven't stretched since I was 14, faggot
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>>124626049
>luck
You meant misfortune.
Poor lad.
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>>124626113
Right, god dammit I keep thinking in two dimensions
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>>124626113
Yeah, the nips are ugly fucks so it's unfortunate
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>>124626113
> misfortune
Gay pls >>>/lgbt/
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I'm not wise enough to take advantage of them, nor am I interested in any kind of relationship, so I'd just tell them to leave me alone.
If they don't, it's restraining order time.
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>>124626073
Well, that explains your your lack of proper motor control.
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>>124626202
I fap to cowtits, DFC and cute traps, I'm not gay you faggot.
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>>124626415
> gay's lies
le me show you da way >>>/lgbt/
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>>124624037
>being thrown into a 3DPD harem
>one semen demon accumulating /a/nons

At least tell me it's a thin female
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Depends: is there a yandere in that harem? In that case, I'd go for the genki girl, otherwise full tsundere
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NANDATTE has just become my favorite word.
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Tell them to sort it out. Eat the winner, gain their power.
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I'd wonder why the hell this would happen since I'm ugly and broke. You don't pull bitches in the real world unless you at least have either looks or money.
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>>124625034
>>124625215
>>124625373
>>124625467
Fucking spazzes. Please don't have children.
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>>124624037
by gently walking each and everyone home.
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>>124624037
I'd sell them the Yakuza and buy more figs of cute little girls
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>>124624037
Hide in my 3DPD harem apocalypse bunker specially prepared for this occasion.
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>>124625034
I just tried it right now, there is literally nothing preventing me from shooting myself in the head like the fluid druid in your picture
apart from the absence of bullets in my gun
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