any translation of kiba x cat lady manga?
i already seen kakashi face reveal one
>>124573733
Why are these all sketchy?
>>124573843
supposed to be one shots in data book so i guess its because of that
>Akamaru is a cock block
>>124574427
Well he doesn't want his best buddy shacking up with a cat lover.
>>124574482
He doesn't want to deal with pussy so his master can get some pussy.
>>124573843
So people who bought the databook can again buy the inked version when it's out as part of "Seventh Hokage" spinoff tankoubon, maybe.
I've found some pics on tumbshit
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>>124575566
TL anon?
So no synopsis yet?
>>124575566
>>124573733
Kiba one-shot
>http://imgur.com/a/brDWI
Kakashi one-shot
>http://imgur.com/a/Yc0vb
>>124575619
>>124575600
dunno
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>>124575895
and there's the one from kakashi and some work of other mangaka
what was the point of sai's character?
seems that akamaru is searching for a girlfriend for kiba
oh i see KIBA got all JEALOUS because all of his friends have dates but him. Damn all he has is a dog, poor Kiba. ALL he wants is the PUSSY if you know what i mean.
>>124575938
emotionless fill in to replace sasuke.
>>124575924
>>124575895
Man, Kiba is pretty moe
>>124576028
did he have a backstory? I remember a long time ago something about the anbu but that was it.
>>124573733
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>>124575619
>Choji macking it up
>cook his lady some eats
Good man.
>>124576021
WRONG, he wants Kiba ALL TO HIMSELF.
>>124576094
WOW it's sad how this fatass was able to get a girlfriend before kiba.
>>124576061
having to murder his friend to kill emotions.
he was just there for autism moe. one of the best characters.
>>124576061
He was in a special section of Anbu
Didn't know his real family, but became friends with another initiate who he considered his brother.
After years of working together, mercilessly killing, the brothers were forced to kill one another.
Sai lived.
>>124576176
Choji is bara nigga. Not hard at all.
what's the whole point of the anbu if anyone else can do what they do?
>>124576103
yeah, you're right, my mistake
>>124576180
>the brothers were forced to kill one another.
I'm starting to think Danzo has a fetish for making adopted family kill each other
a tease of the Oda&Kishi chat
>>124575938
They needed someone to hang out with Naruto and Sakura in fillers and movies after Sasuke left, and were too retarded to have it be the one of the already established characters and them switching them around.
>>124573733
So, are these 2 gonna have a kid whose into mice?
>>124576176
You mean before Sakura.
>>124576473
Reading what manga say is like reading chat bot logs.
>>124577621
*mangaka
>>124575938
Introduce Danzo, which led to the whole Uchiha coup reveal and Sasuke's development.
>>124575938
Dick jokes, someone to make inappropriate comments and handy whenever a character needs to be airborne without giving out powers.
>Choji and Kiba get crack pairs
Thank God. Crack pairs in endings are a lot more entertaining.
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>>124575710
>A panel for every pairing except SasuSaku
Also, too bad all these sketches will be ruined once they get inked.
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>>124576473
>interview of the century
Stop lying, JUMP.
>>124578420
>420
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>>124578499
If you want those translations, you should probably lurk the Naruto subreddit.
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>>124576473
>Interview of the century
Eh...
Oda is right about Kishi's panel placement, though.
>>124576473
The translation feels weird.
Is the cat girl a uchiha? She did work for uchiha and owned uchiha stuff with her grand mother
>>124578420
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>>124578626
at least this is a kind raid
>>124578851
Not the same anon, but I always find it interesting how these threads attracts so many dubs.
>>124576473
why the fuck was Bakuman about random nobody fictional characters, instead of the true rivalry of kishimoto and oda
>>124576473
>Interview of the century
>No Kubo trolling
>>124578939
Because Oda's and Kishi's "rivalry" was nothing like they described it.
>>124578939
Because Ohba and Obata rather tell a story that reflects a little bit more their own experiences and teamwork rather than kissing other mangaka's asses.
>>124578993
Kubo is too sick to be interviewed.
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>>124579188
fuck finally beat you to it
>>124578247
>milfs
he is fucking academy lolis, that's his intention from the start
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>>124576473
Such bros.
>>124579542
Is Oda married? Why do I feel she'd be flat chested and wears long skirts?
>>124578376
this oneshot would be indirect confirmation that lee and tenten didn't get paired
>>124578939
Eiji was clearly Oda
>>124579715
Oh yeah, I was wondering if the got together too or not.
Well, now we only need to know the name of Lee's pupil.
>>124579630
She's married, yes.
Her wife looks alright. Just alright.
>>124579747
But Eiji's style was different from Oda's.
And Oda is not that eccentric. Also, I think he's married.
>>124579630
>>124579870
>She's married, yes.
>Her wife looks alright. Just alright.
Wat
>>124580000
also his wife is pretty hot
>>124579630
>>124579870
she's a former model and cosplayer who was at some convention dressed as Nami when they met
>>124580000
I man "He's" and "His", fuck. My bad.
>>124579870
>Just alright.
I wouldn't be complaining.
>>124579923
Not literally, of course. But many characters were hommages to real-life authors.
Eiji was to Oda (lands a hit manga, is generally quirky),
Hiramaru was to Togashi (does not want to work, falls in love with a woman mangaka)
and the two protagonists were, of course, Ohba and Obata's self-inserts.
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>>124579715
That seems dumb. If he was gonna randomly hook everyone else up he might as well have done them too.
>>124580192
>draws his ideal woman as a protagonist in his story
>marries a girl who cosplays as her
Fucking Oda
>>124580268
Stop spamming your dubs, retard
>>124580356
huh
usually thats when you get dubs
>>124580339
so, we need to add
> marries a woman modeled after a gold digging cock tease
to the list of other self-destructive tendencies he has:
> works 20+ hours, sleeps 3 hours ~6 days a week
> chain smokes
wonder if we will see any Hanabi during the mini series, I sure hope so
>>124580819
given that there's only going to be a dozen or so chapters, that's highly unlikely, since we're gonna have full time uchiha drama again.
Any hope of happy SoL went out the window when the sacuckura shit started.
Our only hope is that SP can make some meaningful filler along the lines of the hinata/hanabi episodes.
>>124580819
she is playable in UNS4 and im content with that
>>124580819
>>124581108
But would she swallow?
>>124573733
yes
>>124580620
But she's good for his health.
If she didn't demand hiatus, he would've died already.
>>124581238
yeah sure
>>124581104
Speaking about that, have the Japs gotten the chapter now?
Any reactions? I only found out a few of them laughing, bit not much until now.
>>124581302
*Speaking of that.
>>124581104
>since we're gonna have full time uchiha drama again
As if we didn't get enough Uchiha faggotry already over the course of the manga.
>>124576473
Seeing things like that makes it kinda sad that Kubo doesn't have any friends in jump.
Will CC2 never make a Bleach fighting game because everyone and their mother has swords?
>>124581431
Um, thanks.
>>124581302
>I only found out a few of them laughing
So basically the same as us?
Come on i want to see what bolt is capable of, he's supposed to be a genius i hope that at least he can fucking teleport or something.
Gotta make use of those genes.
>>124581692
It would be shit. So I'd rather they don't.
Also Starrk would be too overpowered.
Ranged Attacks plus Homing Wolves plus Support would basically shut everything down.
>>124581104
SP is incapable of writing anything halfway decent or of giving any extra characterization to anyone other than making them gayer for Naruto.
>>124581692
Bleach isn't as popular as it used to be. That's why there's no anime and the only Bleach game coming out is a mobile game.
>>124579747
Wasn't him suppossed to be the "fusion" of Oda and Kishi?
>>124580819
The miniseries is going to be like 15 chapters long. Popular and relevant characters like Kakashi, Sasuke, Guy, Gaara, Lee, Bee or Hinata have yet to make an appearance. And Borito isn't even the MC.
I doubt a character with one panel of screentime in all of part 2 will get to do anything.
>>124576473
>Oda became rich and One Piece became the best selling manga of all time.
>Kishi became rich and Naruto is the most popular and well know manga worlwilde, soon to be a "farnchise" a la Dragon Ball.
What did you do with your life /a/?
>>124582541
fapping to hentai and makes my parents disappointed
>Be ninjas
>don't kill anyone
>talk way out of everything
>>124582686
I think that just applies to Naruto
>>124575710
>nh keeps getting fanservice, next picture is one that mirrors the minato/kushina/naruto in the kitchen
being a ss fag is suffering eh?
>>124581108
>Hanabi is playable
>Rin is playable
>Sound 4 will never be playable
Why???
>>124579715
good, can't wait for that crazy tumblrfag's reaction
>>124581302
Don't they get it tomorrow?
Scans of the Kakashi chapter:
http://imgur.com/a/mVUSH
>>124576473
Why is Naruto so tan in the animu if Kishi always colors him with a pale complexion?
>>124580284
Kishi doesn't really give a shit about pairings.
He just wanted to write a story about Naruto Jr. and girl Sasuke, most of the pairings near the end were more of a consequence of having to show where the kids came from than genuine interest in writing couples.
>>124582541
>BestGirl
agreed
>>124585040
Guy is fucking with them the entire time. Dresses up like a photographer clown and goes with them to take a picture of himself without his mask on, who's really a shadow clone.
>>124585754
Kakashi is one handsome mofo.
>>124586451
Shame about his wizardry
>>124575710
Translation by OrganicDinosaur (a Leddit translator)
>Right side of page:
>
>ねェ…!もしかしてあの人って…!
>Hey...! Does that person happen to be...!
>
>え!?
>Eh!?
>
>(-Then somethingsomething 'next Hokage'.... Kiba says something because he thinks that they're talking about him? It's illegible OTL-)
>
>ナルトくんだよ!
>It's Naruto Kun!
>
>ホントだァ!
>It's really him!
>
>…で隣は日向家のお嬢様でしょ…
>...And next to him is the daughter from the noble Hyuuga family, right?...
>
>2人共お似合いだよねェ〜
>Aren't the two of them well-matched together~
I hope we see timeskip Suigetsu carrying around 6 swords
>>124587073
thats all?
>>124587842
No, thats only the first page (I think)
>>124587842
That's all for now, OD said that it's too hard to read these current photos and is waiting for proper scans.
On another note, one of BioWares concept artists Ben Lo has made this
Source
>https://www.artstation.com/artwork/naruto-fanart-ramen-stand
>>124587961
This is a better "alternative art style" fanart than the usual western alt art crap. If there are any characters in Naruto that should look more Asian, it's the Hyuuga.
Oh man, imagine if in the next chapter Sarada has to spend the night in Naruto's home ('cause her dumb mother destroyed their house) and has to see all the NH sweetness. SSfags would go ballistic.
>>124588124
We've yet to see Hinata, Ino, Kakashi, the Sand shinobi, Guy, Lee, or Tenten. Hopefully they're not completely absent for the duration of the Uchiha drama.
>>124587961
tha looks really cool
>>124588124
> sarada has nowhere to stay
> meets hinata and himawari in the market
> ends up going with them to their house to ask naruto about the photo
> witness happy nh family life
>>124588124
Man, I hope that's exactly what happens. I hope that Sarada gets a taste of a good family life and then complains to Sakura about it.
Sakura wouldn't be able to formulate a good response for that.
>>124589099
It could actually be a good opportunity for Naruto to act as a Hokage repeating the Thirds words about all the villagers being his children and that Sarada could tell him all her problems.
>>124589349
Finally...
>>124589349
How dare you to portray Naruto and Himawari in that way, degenerate.seriously, Hinata is not that little
>>124575619
Now we see the seeds of best family unit blossoming
>>124589349
Hinata is petite/busty, which makes her the best bodytype there ever was.
>>124589349
>hinata's cooking gave naruto the nutrients he needed to grow
>people think it backfired on her
>but she knows
>she knows
>>124588124
That would pretty much make Sarada the official MC and Burrito just a supporting character in her story.
>>124589716
did Chouji even meet dark chocolate during the war?
>>124589349
There's a reason they have two kids.
>>124590505
>yfw Kishi wanted to tell a story about a sweet Uchiha girl but had to title it after Naruto's faggoty son to get it to sell
>>124590505
>That would pretty much make Sarada the official MC and Burrito just a supporting character in her story.
Not really if we look at it from the perspective of beign Sarada's arc. I've read somewhere that the miniseries is going to be divided into three arcs, so its possible that Sarada's one is the first
>>124590547
They were fighting in the same platoon.
Karui was there when Choji unleashed all his awesomeness on the battlefield.
I think this picture corrects the perspective issue.
We really need a good scan.
being sakura is suffering
>>124590505
This is not BORUTO.
This is Naruto Side-Story. Basically, as >>124590685 said, Salada's own story-arc, doubling as prologue for Bolt's own movie\storyline(s)
>>124588124
>Not realizing with NS and SS destroyed NH is next
>>124591579
How they hell will they destroy NH?
Kill off Hinata and Himawari in some bizarre ninja accident that sets off a whole new revenge arc?
>>124591579
>>124591297
It's her own fault, she could have been the hokage's wife right now.
>>124591579
>honestly believing that
Dude, it's incredibly obvious NH is the favored ship.
It lacked panel time, but it was treated exceedenly well and positively all through part 1 and 2.
Got a shitload of Kishi aproved love in The Last.
And the novels.
And the one shots.
And the portraits.
They have been called drama-free by the voice actors and Kishimoto.
Nobody's touching the Sunshine family.
>>124591721
Yeah, it's boring as shit
>>124591721
worst I can see Kishimoto doing is making a retarded joke like the girlfriend one
>>124591784
I will take boring with the knowledge that things are heartwarming and stable compared to "All my Ninja parents children" next door
>>124591784
It's like saying "Crayon Shin-Chan needed more rape to be cool". One of the best parts about them is how corny or happy they are as a family, and shit is refreshing after all this time of nothing but tsundere couples and drama all the time as the only niche.
>>124591940
Fucking seriously.
I've always loved Naruhina because it's drama-free fluff.
Sasusaku gets the family drama.
Naruhina gets the cute SOL moments.
>>124590570
and supposedly there is a third child incoming
>>124592060
This.
If I wanted bullshit drama, I would set sail on the repetitively named S.S SS.
The S.S NH is a fucking cruise ship compared to the rickety wreck that is SS.
They're funny enough just being a stupid couple. You don't need forced drama to be interesting.
>>124591636
Turns out they are recently divorced and that's why Boruto is so desperate to find extra time to play with his dad.
>>124592014
Shin-chan's family is funny and relatable
NH family isn't
>>124591636
Naruto help Sakura by giving her a home, a job and a maid for Sarada and then Sakura gave him a kiss. Drama ensues.
>>124591297
>>124587961
Naruto looks like his balding in this picture instead of the military spiky crew-cut he has. Must be the Hokage job stressing him out.
>>124592473
>>124592498
All of those cute Papasuke pictures. Erased from existance.
>>124592519
>>124592425
Yeah right, Sakura has the worst case of one-itis since Coolest Guy
>>124592473
is it bad that I'm starting to feel sorry for her?
>>124592403
I believe he actually tried this
>>124592603
Hey, it's not like Sakura won't jump to Sasuke's cock once he's back to Konoha. Kishi is going full josei after all.
>>124592498
>>124592538
I feel bad about that. Some of those #1 dad Papasuke pictures were very cute
>>124592583
>>124592583
Wasn't that picture of Sakura the one from Hinata's wedding?
>>124592498
>tfw all these pictures are non canon now that sauce is confirmed dead beat dad
>>124592617
No. That's totally what Kishimoto wants.
>>124592617
Yeah, a little bit.
Her suffering now is making you forget all the shit she did in the main manga.
You need to hold on, man. Don't let your emotions sway you from the truth.
>>124592498
i love that himawari looks super excited even if Naruto sucks at it
>>124585040
This could have been the ending to that Omake years ago. That being said this look like something Kakashi would pull off. He always had a weird sense of humor.
>>124592793
>>124593131
Oh you
>>124591579
NaruHina is the comfy family, the way to add drama to a family like that is killing Hinata.Look at her in the family pic, she look way to motherly kinda like Trisha Elric and Eren mom, she have a huge redflag in her forehead.
>>124592617
it's understandable, but let that fade. that's what sakura deserves. This is what happens to girls who delude themselves into thinking they will change a guy
>>124593224
Killing her would be pointless. Bort would probably be glad since he gets to keep daddy for himself.
>>124593344
Nice guy thread? I mean, bad boys that can be changed by enduring domestic violence is as unrealistic as a cute girl with huge tits in love of a guy just because he's a "nice guy"
>>124593433
Nice girl, nice guy
It's a similar kind of retarded
>>124581581
This is kawaii drama though.
>yfw sasuke should have been a girl
>>124581581
>>124593736
Is this Boruto even going to be a full manga or is it just a thankfully short epilogue?
Because otherwise the drama is going to be anything but cute, Salad will be angsting about whether her mother is her mother and if so then that means her father pumped and dumped leaving her mom to raise her alone- he wouldn't even know she existed.
So begins Salad's quest to get the truth/get revenge on her father by beating him up and bringing him back to Konoha.
Meanwhile Boruto decides if his dad won't pay attention to him normally, he'll just become the 8th hokage and then his dad will HAVE to pay attention to him- BELIEVE IT!
Third team member is the third team member. Maybe Shikamaru jr. for a straight man who isn't an angsty faggot.
>>124593868
BORUTO is going to be a movie.
Current manga is Naruto Gaiden: the Seventh Hokage and the Scarlet Spring.
I suspect another Bolt-focused Naruto Gaiden will be published after the BORUTO movie
>>124593868
Gaiden is supposed to be a short manga, but nobody knows how short.
It will have three parts.
I suppose they mean volumes, but I'm not sure how long Part 1 and 2 volumes were.
>>124592682
I don't give a fuck about SS, but I like Sarada and hate to see her suffer. I hope Sasuke takes her with him next time he leaves. Forget Sakura.
>>124592372
Speak for yourself.
>>124593951
and who is this Scarlet Spring? Or what?
>>124593868
>Is this Boruto even going to be a full manga or is it just a thankfully short epilogue?
depends on how successful it is
>>124592372
Speak for yourself, faggot.
I love the Sunshine family.
>>124593433
Find a ship that is that I'll agree.
Its not NH though.
>>124592682
>>124592686
Kishi a best.
BTFO'ing shitty fanshit at every sight.
>>124594017
No faintest idea, only one chapter has been released yet.
I suspect it being a metaphor for Salada's first period.
>>124594153
Salad with ketchup
>>124594066
>>124593951
>more of this shit "if" it's successful, which it will be
Oh boy I can't wait for Boruto the manga to either end in 2030 or with Kishimoto's untimely death
Rev up that Uchiha angst train, choo choo
>>124592372
Don't get mad ssfag. we choose the boring family, you choose the drama-ridden one, isnt that the main appeal of sasusaku? the drama, the angst, the sulking?
>>124594153
And you thought male Uchiha's were bad, wait until Sarada gets her curse of hatred.
>>124594773
well, the novels are going quite well, they might switch to that format.
Or expand and let other authors play with the universe, maybe in seinen magazines
>>124594826
I don't think it's possible anyone actually enjoys angst that much, especially judging by all the SS family fanart.
They just wanted Sakura to be rewarded for her suffering.
>>124593868
Third member is definitely the blue haired kid that Bolt was talking to.
He's the only one besides Bolt and Salad that got a character design sketch.
>>124594971
Did you miss the part where InoShikaCho did?
>>124595014
Still, only one not in a team. Tonerimaru is it.
>>124594970
Well, its not like this isnt just a big missunderstanding and everything will be solved by the end (yes, including sasuke's 12 years absence, he'l get a free pass on that, just as he did with the other shit he did). Also, technically sasusaku is the center of the gaiden so far, so ssfags cannot complaint all that much
>>124593369
I'm amazed that with a mother like that Burrito didn't turn out to be a momma's boy.
>>124595425
who said he's not? We have yet to see him with Hinata.
>>124595351
nah, even if sasuke has a really good excuse, nothing can make this better
sakura is more pathetic in the gaiden than she ever was and sasuke left his family for more than 10 years, Kishimoto destroyed their dreams in one chapter
>>124595425
He totally is.
The only one he gives shit to is Naruto for being Papa Hokage.
>>124595425
Maybe he is anon, maybe he is
>>124595425
we don't know yet
he's probably a brat with his dad and an angel with his mom
>>124592169
Hinata just cannot stop taking that dick.
>>124580192
>That Bon Clay in the backround
>The mad will last forever and you are on the right side to enjoy it
feels so good
>>124592755
>>124592236
Hinata wearing Naruto's jacket is the cutest.
>practically a 24-hour desk job
>hardly any time for his family
>has to send clones to do his domestic duties
I wonder how Naruto really feels about being Hokage.
>>124595854
>tfw Naruto and Sai, two kids with far more fucked up childhoods, STILL turned out to be better fathers than Sasuke
Its like Kishi is admitting the Sauce a shit
>>124596006
"I DON'T BELIEVE IT!": local ninja not so excited about being hokage anymore
>>124596006
Why doesn't he just send the clone to work? Maybe have back-ups waiting if one poof's?
Don't they gain the knowledge the poof'd one had?
>>124596006
Bitter sweet at the very least
>>124596006
He achieved his dream. There's no where else to go but down hill. Unless he focuses on a new dream (Being a goo father would be a good one) He'll be doomed
>>124596099
He probably wants to do his best as Hokage, so he puts the original in the office so he can focus as much as possible on his work.
>>124596059
Sasuke has issues. Serious issues.
Many people don't get this but Sasuke knows how shit he is. It's why his end game plan basically ended up with him being hated by the entire world. He is way too into self-flagellation.
Now if this guy has a chance to be happy. A family? A daughter? He is going to flee that shit because he firmly believes he is going to mess it up.
>>124596207
>Nobody understands my pain so I must be hated
And people like this
>>124592334
>>124595560
Well yeah, some parts of the ss fandom may completely jump ship, but probably all this shit will calm down once the missunderstanding is solved, and ssfags will return to their routine of posting "cute" and "homely" SSfan art like nothing happened (even if those fanarts where already OOC before the gaiden confirmed sasuke's shitty parenting)
>>124596274
People forget that sauce was the forgettable loser black sheep of his family before Itachi took care of things.
Literally nobody but his overshadowing genius brother payed him any attention, then suddenly he was completely alone.
This doesn't excuse all the edginess of course, but it does strongly imply that sauce was at least partially aware the whole time that he was full of shit.
>>124596312
Will Wataru ever make a Naruto doujin with Hinata and absolutely no cumslut Sakura in it?
I mean, cumslut Sakura is nice (and the recently deflowered Salad) but it's been too long since The Last and I still haven't seen a single Hinata centered doujin. It's trying my patience.
>>124596441
>People forget that sauce was the forgettable loser black sheep of his family
Yeah, well, Hinata had that too and she turned out okay.
is this real?
>>124592793
Nardo can't resist banging Hinata even in front of his kids...
>>124596312
>not posting the follow up page
>>124596475
Yeah, it's real.
>>124596475
yes.
>>124594150
someone needs to do an edit of "I don't even know this kid"
>>124596468
not happening,
Sunahara is a huge NSfag....
>>124595953
Why are they following kishi's work if they hate him that much
>>124596503
Himawari is apparently okay with it.
Bolt's apparently seen it enough to be more frustrated that they're ignoring company than upset.
>>124596472
Neji didn't kill all his clan like Itachi did
>tfw Hinata could have turned an edgelord too
brr..
>>124596207
Like I said before, Lelouch tried that, Zech and Treize tried that, in both case the plan was retarded so I don´t see why Kishi through it will be a good idea.
>>124596312
>>124596521
What does the moonspeak say?
>>124596099
because he's NARUTO and he still has ADHD.
Eve a simple clone playing hide&seek with his son is enough of a distraction that lowers his paper-pushing output.
>>124596572
Neji did beat the shit out of her to the point where her heart nearly died, though. I don't think Hinata has a single drop of edge in her body. After all, the Hyuuga are cool and levelheaded, unlike the genetically prone to crazy Uchiha. Even when removing Toneri's eyes, she was quick and surgical about it.
>>124595953
OP is right through, is fun to watch the drama unfold but the story suffer for that.
>>124596472
I forgot the part where Nedgy slaughters Hinata's entire family, and makes her go through 24 hours of mental torture.
>>124596312
>>124596521
>>124596468
too bad is Sunahara's shitty disgusting art. Man, that new Nanashi's nh doujin cannot come fast enough.
>>124596575
Ozymandias tried it, and the comic (Watchmen) shows how that wouldnt work either.
>>124596603
I translated it before. I'll copy my translation here.
>>124596312
>Naruto: (Wait, how much do I have left?)
>Hinata: .....
>Byakugan!
>>124596521
>Naruto: Mm? What's wrong... Hinata? (Your face is red)
>Hinata: ....-
>Uhm... that is... I... I am a bit tired, so... instead of food...
>I want to r.. r... relax... s...somewhere... okay?
>[PREPARATION COMPLETE]
>Sai: (More than "comfort and peace," what's most important is "cum for me, please"... Naruto.)*
>^The one who put the condoms in.
*Sai is making a pun, saying that "ahn ahn" is more important than "yasu yasu," "Yasu yasu" means comfort or peace in terms of etiquette, and "ahn" is an alternate reading for the kanji for "yasu," here used to mean erotic moaning.
>>124596207
>Now if this guy has a chance to be happy. A family? A daughter? He is going to flee that shit because he firmly believes he is going to mess it up.
I suspect he married Sakura because he was going to leave for A LOT to atone\research Kaguya\look for Orochimaru\whatever and he wanted it being a sort of "I'll be back and then we'll be happy together" promise of a lifetime.
But he did manage to impregnate her without them knowing by then.
>>124596475
>Rin saw Kakashi's face and immediately fell in love
>Obito couldn't win her over before she died because of Kakashi's face
>Kakashi's face caused the Fourth Shinobi World War
It's kinda weird that Sarada knows so little about the Sauce, has she tried asking someone else other than Sakura?
(it's like Naruto all over again with Minato and Kushina)
>>124596575
it was NOT a good idea.
The whole point was that it wasn't a good idea.
>>124596750
Thanks
>>124596819
She'd probably be embarrassed to ask about her absentee father and the others would probably think it awkward to talk about Sasuke the war criminal.
>>124596006
Disillusioned. Some jobs seem cooler when you are a kid. He's strong enough to protect the village, but Hokage is more of a desk job especially in times of peace.
I can't imagine him as anything other than Hokage though. Still wish he could spend more time with his new family.
>>124596877
Imagine her asking Sasuke's former classmates about her dad.
>>124596468
Naruto doujin is in a sad state of affairs when people actually like Sunahara's shit.
>>124596312
>>124596521
how can people fap to this, it looks revolting
So apparently this isn't Naruto and Hinata visiting Neji's grave, but the beach. Of note is that Naruto is wearing a chuunin/jounin flak jacket. I guess he decided to get the promotion after all.
>>124596006
Hoping to retire soon and leave Konohamaru in charge.
>>124596949
>Still wish he could spend more time with his new family.
does he spend so little time with them? or is it just bolt whining because naruto used to spoil the shit out of him?
>>124597056
I'm pretty sure after saving the worldtwicethey just gave it to him
>>124597056
it's not a jounin jacket, it's a normal jacket
also dat see through skirt on milfnata
>>124597056
>naruto's golden rolex
>hinata's see-through skirt
>>124597056
Naruto probably got promoted so he could make more money and treat Hinata to nicer dates after this little incident: >>124592334
>>124597056
There's not enough art of short-haired hinata damn it.
>>124597088
We haven't seen him with Hinata or Himawari at all and then we have Bolt acting out like this.
Of course we haven't seen much of the next generation stuff so who knows. It just seems like Naruto is very busy.
>>124596877
According to the Shikamaru novel, post-699 Sasuke is considered a legendary war hero that even has fangirls.
>>124597134
The flak jackets for chuunin/jounin are the same.
>>124596997
Literally no one does doujin of the big 3 anymore. That era is over.
>>124597088
Given we've only ever seen it in the middle of the day, who knows. The others are abnormal for NOT working, not Naruto for working.
>>124596997
I prefer Naruhodo's doujins, even if the art is kinda weird...
>>124597134
I'm really interested in the events after the last and before Naruto became Hokage.
>>124596819
fuck off indon
go back to your shitcolle thread
>>124597246
Even when Naruto was at the height of it's popularity the doujins were shit.
>>124596819
Does Sarada even know Naruto is her dad's soul brother? He probably knows more about Sasuke than Sakura.
>>124597359
I still stand by my point.
>>124597056
Hinata what on earth is that lower part even supposed to be? It's not even covering anything
>>124597200
They aren't written by the author therefore it doesn't exist.
>>124597438
It's the "Please tear this off and fuck me because I've seriously been waiting over a decade for your dick" skirt.
>>124597200
>post-699 Sasuke is considered a legendary war hero that even has fangirls.
>war hero
>he planned to kill Naruto, effectively dooming all of humanity to sleep in the IT
I guess they've never told people that part, so it seems reasonable.
>>124597281
Yeah, Naruhodo has some kind of amateurish vibe to it, I dont like it, but its better than Sunahara's
>>124596006
Still feel kinda jipped that we didn't get a scene of Naruto being declared the new Hokage, but know we just skipped right to when was already hokage.
>>124597619
flashbacks, anime filler, etc
>>124597281
That is because naruhodo only has two body types, woman and man.
>>124597598
>he planned to kill Naruto, effectively dooming all of humanity to sleep in the IT
No, he planned to undo the IT, he didn't need Naruto just needed the tailed beasts' chakra and the rinnegan to do it.
>I guess they've never told people that part, so it seems reasonable.
Naruto's first act as hokake probably was to make Obito Day a new national holiday so don't expect him to say anything bad about his husbando.
>Note: This is Bolt
>Bolt: Take this!! New sexy jutsu!!!
>How is it? Effective, right!? Uh... huh?
>Naruto: ...
>>124597213
yeah, so? it's loose in the middle, the new vests are not
>>124597438
sunlight does that to white skirts if the fabric is thin enough
>>124597864
>Bolt: Ow!!
>[Some minutes later]
>Bolt: (The sexy jutsu wasn't effective, unexpectedly...)
>>124597864
>HowToJustifyBeatingYourSon.jpg
>>124597828
He was going to kill Naruto and the Kage and basically pull the same thing Pain was going to do. The novels aren't cannon so him being a hero isn't relevant anyway.
>>124597598
man, when is this artist going to do porn, his hinata is delicious
>>124596980
>Shikamaru
Man fuck that nigga
>>124596549
>>124598068
>soon
kek
Captcha: edgee
>>124597985
>Naruto: Bolt.
>Bolt: !
>Note: He's serious
>Naruto: I order you as the Seventh Hokage.
>Bolt: Eh...?
>Naruto: The new sexy jutsu,
>To anyone other than me, is unavailable!! (Don't show anyone!) It's too dangerous.
>Hinata: What's unavailable?
>^[She heard]
>Bolt: Dad's really fond of mom after all, huh.
>>124598113
>>124598073
Shikamaru probably does dislike Sasuke. All he ever did was make shit that Shikamaru had to clean up.
>>124598157
>>124598144
>^[person watching from far away]
>>124598014
>>124598014
>The novels aren't cannon so him being a hero isn't relevant anyway.
Speaking of novels and canon, wasnt Sakura supposedly the founder of the Konoha' Mental Clinic for Children™?
>>124598210
>>124598221
Yes, she also became the most popular girl of the village and was capable of beating the villain on her own.
>>124598258
>>124598307
TL anon, I guess you've got a new assingment
>>124598068
>>124598113
>>124598157
>>124598210
>>124598258
>>124598307
>>124598354
>>124598354
>>124598197
Other than leaving and Tsunade sending him and other 12 year olds to fight Orochimaru's strongest men, what did Shikamaru have to clean up?
>>124598399
>>124598455
>>124598197
Shikamaru's first chunin mission was the sauce retrieval, which very nearly got Choji and Neji dead. Himself, Kiba, Lee, Naruto, and Gaara too to a very slightly lesser extent.
That's a lot of fucking resentment I'd assume.
>>124598495
>>124598560
>>124598605
>>124598426
Well maybe not him specifically, but all his shit was still only troublesome to Konoha, and I doubt Shik had much of a fuck left to give when Sauce left indefinitely. Probably was relieved Konoha wouldn't have to deal with his shit anymore.
>>124598516
It was also a failure. So Shikamaru definitely doesn't like Sasuke.
>>124598516
I'd resent Tsunade more for not sending qualllified ninja instead of 12 year olds.
>>124598645
>>124598714
>>124597598
>I guess they've never told people that part, so it seems reasonable.
Random Konoha shinobi were ready to give him a medal when he killed Itachi, even though he ditched the village.
Bringing back the Zombiekage and convincing Orochimaru to help saving the world? It's a wonder they didn't make HIM Hokage on spot
>>124598751
>>124598787
>>124598756
The Tsuchikage says at some point that whoever got rid of Kabuto's zombie army are "heroes that saved the shinobi world"
>>124598870
>>124596668
oh yeah, that comes right after sasuke gets given years of emotional and mental abuse by way of 'youre shit and dont deserve to be a part of the main family' by itachi.
>>124598906
>>124598940
>You now realize that if we go by MUH PARALLES Indra was a nigger that and Ashura was a familiy man
>>124598988
>>124596819
Naruto has the excuse he did not even own a picture.
>>124598918
>years
Other than the chunnin exams when did Nedgy have time to torture Hinata while he was a slave that had to bow down to her and would get tortured if he even gave her a stink eye in front of a someone from the main branch?
>>124598756
I do not remember this.
>>124599062
I suspect he's refering to Hiashi, not Neji
in case translator-kun is still around
>>124598876
That was Itachi though.
>>124580620
>chain smokes
I hope you're kidding. This guy needs to live at least another 10 years!
>>124599110
>>124599025
Uchiha line was built for suffering. No surprise there.
>>124599161
>>124599202
>>124599243
>>124599136
Oda is a fucking mess
>>124599276
>>124597171
fuck, she's hot with long and short hair
>>124599317
>>124599311
While Kishi will live forever
>>124599125
Well, they did fight Kabuto together even if Itachi did 90% of the job.
>>124595351
This. I bet the excuse will be that Sasuke was with them spiritually or something like that. Notice that each time something significan happens at home, Sauce goes "huh?" in the edgewood. This and Sakura's comments lead me to the conclusion that Sauce uses Ninja magic to stay connected to his family. Of course this doesn't change the fact that Salad doesn't know her father and he never supported Sakura in raising their child. But this will just be glossed over.
>>124599381
>two different pictures of Itachi right in front of his workplace
Why doesn't this surprise me?
>>124598214
I'd like to see a pissed off kushina-like hinata, that would be funny
>>124599381
Kishi is an actual autist. So it makes sense he has a really ordered table.
>>124599401
I don't care in what stupid way they resolve this mess. I just want Sakura to punch the crap out of Sauce when he comes back before she starts sucking him off.
>>124599432
>>124599459
Or more like a terrorific-calm pissed off hinata, like Unohana from Bleach
>>124599025
We already knew that.
Hashirama was the original SJW white cuck and Tobirama was the shrieking /pol/tard that couldn't do shit against his stronger brethren.
All Senju (and their relatives aka the Uzumaki) after Hashirama are SJW retards who think niggers can do no wrong.
Fuck Kushina was bff with Sasuke's mom.
>>124598068
>Naruto: Gimme Sake!!!
>Hey, Kiba, you drink steadily too!
>Kiba: Uwah-
>It's gonna overflow, idiot!
>Shikamaru: Naruto, you drank too much.
>Hinata: Naruto-kun!
>>124598113
>Hinata: You're too drunk.
>That's enough for today, okay?
>Naruto: I'm not drunk at all!
>Kiba: You are!
>Naruto: ... Hinataaa.
>>124598157
>Naruto: Hinata, you're really cute, huh?
>Hinata: Eh?
>sfx: chuuu (smoooch)
>Hinata: !!
>No-
>Naruto-kun, people are watching... mm...
>sfx: chu, chu
>Kiba: I ain't lookin'.
>>124598210
>Hinata: ... (Bwah-)
>Naruto-kun! No! Not here...
>Naruto: Why?
>Hinata: Why, you ask...
>...?! Naruto-kun!
>No....!
>>124598258
>Hinata: Ah...
>No.. Naruto-ku...
>Hah...
>Kiba: Oi! Are they planning on beginning here?! Those guys. (Oi, oi)
>Shikamaru: Troublesome.
>Sakura: Whuh- what're you doing here?!
>Kiba: Sakura, stop that idiot.
>>124598258
>Hinata: Naruto-kun!!!
>(Haah)
>I said... no, okay....?
>>124598354
>Naruto: ...!!!
>Huh, what'm I doin'...
>>124598399
>Shikamaru: Do you understand what you were planning on doing here just now?
>Naruto: I've come to understand it...
>Kiba: Are you always that pushy? (Scaaary)
>Naruto: No!
>Hinata, I'm sorry!!!
>Hinata: ... Mm...
>Naruto: I didn't mean to drink so much...
>Sakura: Come, Hinata.
>>124598455
>Sakura: Stay away from Hinata, you drunk.
>Naruto: I'm almost sober!
>Shikamaru: Leave Hinata and sake in her care for a while.
>>124598495
>... (blink)
>Naruto: My head hurts...
>It's sweltering in here... (they're heavy...)
>>124598605
>Naruto: Owowow.... I really drank too much.....
>I'm really a big idiot.... (ow...)
>>124598605
>Hinata: Are you okay? Naruto-kun
>Naruto: !!!
>Hinata!!!
>What's wrong? So early in the morning...
>Hinata: I slept early, so I woke up... Then there was a noise from next door of someone coming out, so I thought...
Continued.
>>124599062
>>124599108
Second poster was right, I was thinking of Hiashi. Regardless, they both had a pretty shitty deal in their own ways.
>>124599459
That would be out of character though. Hinata isn't the furious type. She is probably passive aggressive when she is really pissed off, or stutters and stumbles over her own words when she attempts to rant.
>>124599672
Yeah she had a shitty childhood but it's like comparing Boruto's to Sarada's when comparing Hinata's to Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, Nagato or Neji's.
>>124599667
bless you
>>124599633
>SJW
No, Ashura/Hashirama/Naruto are basically the succesfull brother that cleans up/fix the fuck ups of his less sucesfull bother aka Indra/Madara/Sasuke
>>124575938
A much better version of Sasuke.
>>124599821
Come on, pre-edge Sasuke's dynamic with the other characters was way better than anything Sai ever did.
>>124575938
Sai doesn't have a character. He is the Rei Ayanami of Naruto.
>>124599887
I agree that Team 7 with Sasuke > Team 7 with Sai and Yamashit. But Team 7 Sasuke was definitely not pre-edge. Only chibi Sasuke was pre-edge.
>>124597404
Everyone knows more about Sasuke than Sakura
>>124599381
Creative people tend to be very messy.
>>124599758
Bullshit.
Hashirama is one of the biggest fuck ups ever. Had he offed Madara most of the plot would have never happened. He just loved the Uchiha too much.
Also Naruto is lucky he only had to convince one Uchiha to play ball. Even someone like fucking Itachi couldn't convince his nigger parents and the rest of his clan to not do something dumb like causing a civil war.
The only Uchiha who didn't act like total nigger was Kagami and his kin, Shisui, and also Salad, but she is young so will see.
>>124600167
And I mean off him when he first had a chance. Not in the Valley of the End.
>>124599949
>Yamashit
Come on, Yamato was Kakashi's bro, he had a cool power, he helped Naruto with his rasen shuriken training and his tailed beast training and he had that thing where he made funny faces.
Sai, however might as well be the most pointless character in the entire franchise.
>>124600226
>>124600167
The problem is that this wouldn't have ended the cycle of hate. Indra would've just been reborn again and again and again. Doesn't matter how often you kill him. It's really all just Tobirama's fault. Hashi already managed to get Madara on his side. If Tobirama walked on egg shells the entire time, everything would've worked out fine.
>>124600444
Yamato is ugly, awkward and boring. I'm glad that he was mostly ignored towards the end.
>>124600167
You mean if Tobimara didnt kill Madaras brother and hate all the Uchihas everything wouldve been fine.
So, how did Ino and Sai get togheter?
>>124600167
>>124600226
>off him when he first had a chance. Not in the Valley of the End
He needed Madara alive at that point.
The marriage ceremony between the two most powerful people in the country was what caused all other clans to join Konoha.
Giving out nukes to the other asshole villages and not using his godly powers to keep them from starting wars were way worse mistakes Hashirama did.
>>124600625
Kishi was pairing up spares, so might as well stick Sasuke's replacement with Sasuke's other fangirl.
>>124600597
They were AT WAR.
>>124576473
">oh, was that it?"
Will Kurama appear in the spinoff?
>>124598136
JAJAJA
Shit man, i truly feel sorry for her i mean has ever been a heroine so battered?
Continued from >>124599667
>>124598645
>Hinata: You don't look... okay, do you?
>Shall I bring you some water?
>Naruto: I'm okay, I drank.
>'Cause yesterday, I really drank, huh... Karma for being naive....
>I truly apologize for last night!!
>I went too wild....!!!
>Hinata: It's fine. Lift your head?
>Naruto: Really?!
>Hinata: Mm.
>>124598714
>Hinata: We don't often get everyone together and make merry like that, do we? Yesterday was fun and you drank a bit too much.
>Naruto: Hinata...
>Hinata: It's not good for your body, either, so from now on, drink moderately, okay?
>Naruto: Yes ma'am.
>>124598751
>Hinata: ... That embarrassing thing. That's only for when it's the two of us. Because it's no good, right?
>Naruto: !!
>>124598787
>Naruto: Ha-
>I was almost about to hug you just now!
>Hinata!! You can't get close to me for a while!!
>Hinata: Eh-
>Did I make you angry...?
>Naruto: I'm prohibiting myself, because from now on I absolutely do not want to make you think I'm no good!
>>124598787
>Hinata: Naruto-kun...
>......
>......
>Naruto: !
>Hinata...
>>124598906
Christ this is long
>>124598940
>Naruto: ... Hinata...
>Hinata: ... I'm sorry.
>I also did it forcibly, huh?
>Since yesterday, I also drank...
>>124598988
>Hinata: There may be some sake left in me...
>... I'm sorry. It's daybreak. I'm sorry, but ..
>I'm heading back, okay? Naruto-kun, you might catch a cold, so you should also head back and rest fully until we depart.
>Naruto: Y-yeah...
>Hinata: ... Everyone taking a trip like this is incredibly fun, but
>>124599033
>Hinata: Next time, it'd be good with just the two of us.
>Naruto: (Continuous attacks are bad... (damn...))
>(Why the hell did I say something like "for a while"...)
>>124601184
He goddamn better have some sweet sunflower moments.
>>124601430
ty TL
>>124601430
thanks!
>>124601430
thank you, mate
if you have time can you try this one too?>>124599110
just finishined to read the lyrics of the songs of the last movie, and damn, the one from hinata is sad as fuck but the one from nartuo is pure love, now I know why the fanfic and fanart are so lovely
>>124602008
>but the one from nartuo is pure love
Wha? There was one for Naruto?
>>124599110
>Naruto: Haah
>Hospital worker: Please do not run inside the hospital!
>Naruto: 'm sorry!
>>124599161
>Naruto: Hinata! Bolt! Are you okay-
>Hinata: Naruto-kun! Mm, the baby and I are okay.
>Relax.
>Nurse: Well then, Uzumaki-san, I put out the things that will become necessary.
>Naruto: Thank you for taking care of it.
>Hinata: Thank you very much.
>Nurse: If you need anything, please call.
>Naruto: Hinata... are you really okay? Your condition's not bad?
>Hinata: I'm okay! I'm just a bit tired, as expected.
>Naruto: But...
>>124599202
>Naruto: All that blood leaving... looked painful...
>That's birth...
>Hinata: Naruto-kun, you were so surprised you fell down, huh?
>Naruto: If you noticed, I fell asleep in one of the corridor chairs.
>O-oh, the baby! Bolt!?
>Hinata: Bolt is here. He looks like he's sleeping right now.
>He's your spitting image, isn't he?
>Naruto: Whoa... he's teeny tiny...
>This child was in your belly...
>Hinata: Do you want to try holding him?
>>124599243
>Naruto: No, that's- I feel like I'll break his head or something
>Hinata: If you support his head, he'll be fine.
>Naruto: Then... uhm, just a touch.
>Hinata: Ehh
>Naruto: Because if I'm scared if I touch him weirdly I'll hurt him.
>Hinata: Ehhhh
>It's okay. Naruto-kun, lend me your hand?
>Naruto: Mm.
>Hinata: There.
>Naruto: ... B-Bolt~ it's your pa- fa- your dad~
>!
>Hinata: Looks like Bolt knows it too.
>>124599276
>Naruto: ... Hinata
>Hinata: Mm? What is it?
>Thank you for marrying me.
>Thank you... for starting a family with me...
>.... And for adding... to my treasures...
>Thank yooooou
>>124599317
>Hinata: That's the same for me.
>Thank you for adding to my treasures, father Naruto*.
>>124599355
>Naruto: Hinataaaa!
>Hinata: Wah! You scared mee.
>Naruto: I will definitely make you two happyyyy!
>Hinata: ... Thank you... but it's the same for me.
>Because I too will make you two happy.
>From now on too, best regards for us!
>Naruto: Yes...
>>124602390
Couldn't fit the note in the original comment, so here: *"Naruto-otousan," if you want analogy with "Naruto-kun."
>>124601430
Whoops, I flubbed a sentence here.
>... I'm sorry. It's daybreak. I'm sorry, but ..
Should be
>... I'm sorry. Even though your health's not good too...
Sorry about the confusion.
When you think about it, given Sasuke's crimes and the multitude of people who want him dead(Aswell as his cursed lineage and all the bad shit he has to carry) wouldn't it be best to stay as far away from those he loves?
I'm betting that's his reason anyway, knowing Kishi he will probably have Sarada awaken her sharingan after remembering meeting sasuke once before he cast a genjutsu on her to wipe her memory.
He probably wants tp lee[ her away from their clans cursed fate. If he was really intent on her carrying on his name he would have atleast visited.
>>124593131
>>124602390
>>124601430
>>124599667
Can someone typeset these please?
>>124602390
that's adorable
thank you
I KNOW SALADA DOESN'T HAVE HER FATHER BUT SHE STILL HAS HER GRANDPARENT'S SHEESH. -__-
>>124602558
They live in a world with Apple laptops. Even before then Sasuke had a tv in his room and they had video cameras.
By the end of the series I'm pretty sure sasuke can pick up a phone one time in 12 years to call his daughter, or even webcam her or send an email.
He's just a douche.
Also love how Naruto can afford to live on his own from the age of 12 but Sakura needs to take out a loan to get a house.
>>124602558
Bullshit. Sasuke and Naruto are the strongest ninja's in the world. The safest place is beside either of them. It would be so much easier to hurt Sarada if Sasuke is miles away.
Wiping memory is still bullshit. If he wiped her memory then he should erase his existence completely because she still suffering because of his absence.
>>124587071
Literally like poetry.
Ok I figured it out. Sauce didn't leave Sakura and Sarada alone for 10+ years. He is simply on a secret mission. There is a group of bad guys that is known for kidnapping family members in order to gather intel on the person they're after. In order to prevent this, Sauce put Sakura and Sarada under a timed genjutsu that makes them forgot everything about him while he is gone. That's why Sakura can't even remember if he ever wore glasses and why Sarada doesn't remember ever seeing him. Once his mission is over and the bad guys are caught, he will undo the genjutsu and tadaa happy ending for SS shippers.
>>124602848
Naruto had an apartment presumably being paid by the third using his dead parents money. Sakura had the Japanese equivalent of an upper middle class home.
>>124603300
Sakura pls
Sasuke could pick up a phone. And even then who would dare kidnap the family members of the strongest man in the world?
Considering Naruto apperantly lost his Rikudo form.
>>124603300
Didn't sarada mention something about sasuke in chapter 700?
And even then it seems kind of odd that sakura would forget if he wore glasses or not.
Its only 10 years Jesus. I remember if my damn friends in middle school wore glasses
Reminder that Sakura is a cuck.
>>124603300
>Sasuke wouldn't trust Sakura to stay inside a Konoha that is guarded by Ninja Jesus.
There's nobody in the world that would fuck with the Dancing Leaf
>>124604412
Dancing Leaf?
>>124603372
>Sasuke could pick up a phone.
No because the phone could be wiretapped. He has to stay undercover.
>And even then who would dare kidnap the family members of the strongest man in the world?
Some crazy assholes.
>>124604412
There could be moles and I am not talking about Kakashi's moles.
>>124604725
It got renamed in Chapter 700 to "The Village of Dancing Leaves"
Wasn't expecting this joyful bundle of nightmare fuel in the latest episode.
>>124603530
>Didn't sarada mention something about sasuke in chapter 700?
She says that Bolt resembles her when it comes to their dads.
So I assume she was referring to daddy issues.
>>124596441
No he wasn't, everyone sang him praises. It's just that everyone sang Itachi more and his dad didn't spend much time with him.
>>124599025
>Ashura was a family man
This is actually true in Hindu scripts. Even in CC2's own rendition of the legend via Asura's Wrath the MC there is a honest-to-goodness Daddy.
>>124600571
>Yamato is ugly, awkward and boring
Nice projecting faggot. You're that cunt that goes to every Naruto thread spaming your retarded buttblasted hate for Yamato.
>>124585754
So Guy gets to tap this every night?
>>124582541
>went to college
>got a degree
>end up working on a boat for $10 an hour because job market
>shitpost on /co/ in free time because I hate them
>>124603530
Probably because Sakura is trying to keep secrets from Sarada. Besides Sakura was shallow as fuck. She just cared about his looks, not like she'd notice little details like glasses.
This will forever be my head canon
>>124596006
Man, Naruto got ugly. Too bad he didn't take after his super sexy dad.
>>124603300
>I actually read all of that
Anyway, I have a feeling it's something similar but different. What if Sasuke did genjutsu Sakura into thinking that she was Sarada's mother? The constant fainting and Sakura's blurry memories seem to support this. What if Sarada really was Karin's but because of the dangers of her and Sasuke's mission they decided to let Sakura be the "mother" via memories by implanting Karin's memories of childbirth. As time grew, the strength of the genjutsu waned and every now and then Sasuke refreshes the jutsu, by going there and resetting via keywords a-la-Bioshock with "Sakura I'm Home". Sasuke then adds evidence to support the genjutsu, like the picture in their dining room.
>>124606111
I wish he were gutsy Naruto. That way his character design was halfway between Minato and the one he has now.
>>124606171
Kishi doesn't want Naruto to look cool. He has no problem fixing Sasuke's designs, but when it comes to Naruto he doesn't even try. Sasuke looks even more like badass Madara. Yet, Naruto still looks like he's balding Obito.
>>124597058
I think they would throw Sakura or Shikimaru into the Hokage position before Konohamaru. Not Sasuke though. He's a dick
Are any of the Naruto movies worth watching / when is the Last getting a BD release?
>>124606111
At least Naruto is a better dad than Minato, wouldn't kill himself to get out of being a single father
>>124606438
Road to ninja is alright,so is the first shippuden movie
>>124606557
What do you expect from Minato Kamikaze?
>>124606709
A beacon badge
>>124602676
Working on all of em now.
>>124596475
I'd have thought Kakashi's face reveal would get its own thread the day it came out.
>>124606879
I kind of gate the fact that they revealed it. Kind of takes away from his character. I mean really? It's exactly what we should've expected,just a normal face
>>124606932
*hate
>>124606879
it got multiple threads, but sacuckura was still going strong and kinda spilled over into it constantly
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>>124607288
Wait a minute. So they're going to do the boomdy sex. That I accept. But he doesn't know he has the condoms. So either he's going to go in without one, or she's going to ask him to put one on and tell him that he has some in his tool pouch. Thus revealing she has been looking into his pockets, causing a break in trust? It's a lose-lose for her
>>124602524
Are you japanese or why is your japanese so good?
>>124607500
Or they go back to his place, order a pizza and he goes to his wallet to pay for it, seeing the condoms and then they fuck.
>>124607500
What's the boomdy sex, and makes it different from normal fucking?
>>124607500
Naruto did not plan to have any sex, he is looking for money.
>>124607500
What?
>>124607500
well they got two kids and naruto doesnt know he has condoms
>>124607675
that...works out fine then
>>124599483
>implying Sakura could even land a punch on Sasuke
And even if she did i wouldn't be surprised if she combusts into flames when coming in contact with him.
>>124603300
That wouldn't make sense, because Sasuke is so powerful that he could just wipe out these villains in a single night.
>>124603530
She said "at least when it comes to dad i'm so like SHANAROOO!" or whatever Sakura's catchphrase was.
That was a younger less cynical Salad though.
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>>124608580
He has to find them first. They could all be undercover agents or ghosts or some shit.
>>124609374
Yeah, i'm sure it would be pretty hard for Sasuke to find anyone what with his eternal mangekyo sharingan and his sharinegan.
Like ghosts would be an issue, he can fucking eat souls with the rinnegan if he feels like it.
>>124602390
Oh crap, my heart.
Thanks for translating again TL Anon.
>>124596668
>24 hours
Tsukiyomi lasts 72 hours.
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>>124607288
your work is also greatly appriciated
>>124587071
>Sakura not cleric
>>124609677
I think you may be missing the point
smooth
apparently there are two posters coming, one for the Gaiden and one for the Boruto Movie (one comes with a physical release of the Jump and the other with the digital release).
Here's a badly zoomed preview of one of themLooks like Salad get's an ass shot