How do you feel about older sisters, /a/?

Good if they're lewd, even better if they're drunk and lewd, perfect if they're drunk, lewd and sadistic. Complete shit if they're shy moeblobs.

Small-chest nee-san > cow tits nee-san
Discuss.

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>>124534070
They're better then Imoutos

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>>124534070
>>124534125
>>124534190
>>124534225

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>>124534125
>Good if they're lewd, even better if they're drunk and lewd, perfect if they're drunk, lewd and sadistic.

>>124534225
>They're better then Imoutos

My niggas.

>>124534355
Why is that in Chinese?

>>124534190
Tiny imouto-size neesans > tall neesans

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>>124534451
Why are you on a chinese cartoon imageboard?

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Is it an older sister's duty to teach her younger brother about the female body?

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they're just sluttier versions of imoutos

>>124534383
Kozue likes playful teasing but I really wouldn't call her sadistic.

>>124534593
That's not a neesan!

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>>124534805
Well she's a half Onee san

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I want a big sis.

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>>124534070
Need more of them.

>>124534070
:<

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>>124534900
2 neechan > 1 neechan > any number of imouto

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>>124534973
>>124534994

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>>124534550
yandere neesan was the only thing that made that series worth reading

>>124534874
How can you be half older?

I have an onee-chan.

>>124535078
I wonder what happened to that anon with the yandere oneesan

>>124535144
I think he means older sister who shares only one parent

>>124535174
What's an oneesan like?

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>>124535174
I have an onee-chan.

She's a fucking useless piece of shit though.

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See picture.

>>124535491
Why is she useless?

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They are almost always the best.

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Older sisters and all the family associated with them are objectively shit.

A first born female is indicative of a shit tier family dynamics and genetics. Older sisters are beneath contempt. The vast majority of successful people, science, and progress is the result of the pinnacle First Born Male

God forbid even worse, a male being born a third or older child. That is indicative of even shittier r-type selection instead of glorious K master race.

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>>124535174
I have two. The older one is very motherly but kind of flusters over the rest of my siblings and me often since our dad needs help raising us when we were much younger and she fulfilled that role.

The other one is kind of more laid-back, like a slacker but she's pretty tomboyish at times. Kind of sad she cut her hair short but she's great too.

>tfw won't ever get to be taken on walks like when I was little being held by each of my sisters hand's to the blacktop playground

>>124535502
Reminder that when moot left he straight up said /a/ was the best board within the first 30 minutes of his qna

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>>124535748
>Imoutofag outs himself

>>124535870
except that's /jp/, he said /a/ was a better FAST board

my fucking sides the level delusional people will go to in order to justify their delusion

you are not moot's favorite

>>124534190
booooooo

>>124534355
3 & 5 = best.

>>124535630
She's a piece of shit lazy person that think's shes better than everyone and more entitled to shit in general because of her own stupid delusions.

>>124535630
She's already 26 years old and still lives with my parents leeching off them constantly. The last time I came over she was in sweatpants playing videogames and she smelled like she hadn't showered in over a week.

Dropped out of the local college after getting a few panic attacks, never worked a day in her life, and most likely going to leech off of us until the day she gets married, if anyone ever takes her off our hands anyway.

She has shit taste in anime too. I remember when I needed to use her computer she still had over five different hentai tabs open and all of them to spammy advertising websites.

Something I'd like more of my younger sibling's friend's to have.

>>124535901
it is not delusion
I honesty can't wait for summer
all the extra shitposting brings in extra police work from the elitists
which will continue for a few months after summer ends
this board is like a phoenix

>>124534998
I just fapped to this twice.
Where can I get that Mayaka?

>>124534070

I like them when they're submissive. Gap moe. Though actually, I prefer imoutos to be submissive too, so maybe it's not that.

>>124536073
>She has shit taste in anime too.
>I remember when I needed to use her computer she still had over five different hentai tabs open
Dude, the signs are there.

>>124535901
>you are not moot's favorite
>you
You are not from /a/ and yet you are here shitting up this board.

They're better when clingy and obssesive.

>>124536323
Yandere anon's oneesan pls go

>>124536073
She's fat isn't she?

>>124536272
Yeah man, you should be over there puller her sweatpants off right now.

>>124534070

Being the oldest sibling sucks balls?

>>124536394
He said his sister is lazy and doesn't shower for a week. Can you imagine the stink and sweat on her armpits waffing around?

>>124536073
You are supposed to take care of her, anon.

She didn't failed anything. YOU failed.

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>>124534070
It's nice ya know.

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>>124536486
I don't know what he's into dude. That might be the what he want's.

>>124536390
you don't really see it unless you're hugging her but yeah, she's chubby.

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>>124536073
>Have a 24 year old older sister
>Only issue is when she's home to visit she waltzes around in spats or just a t-shirt and panties
>She's athletic and good looking
Does anyone know this experience? Its the fucking worst.

>>124535901
More like /a/ was the best girl thus never wins.

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>>124536073
Please tell me this is her personality

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I came here for sexy anegos not your blogshit.
Sasuga weekend /a/

>>124535078
Wow, this manga is screwed up. Did their mother die of horrible death? I hope she died most gruesome death.

>>124536073
That's called fucking depression and she needs psychological help.

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Is it disgraceful for an onee-chan to be smaller than all of her younger siblings?

>>124537118
ofcourse not

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>>124537118
>that feel being 5'11 and having a 5'3 neesan

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You guys, please. You're making me want to do lewd things to my otouto.

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>>124537266
>fake neechan
pls go and stay go

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>>124537342
duu eet

>>124534070
>>124536544

> Baka Testo

Thanks for reminding me that I'll never see the third season. Now back to rewatching the only two I'll ever have.

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>>124537342

You mean you haven't already? That's one of your jobs.

>>124537471
I left off at episode 4 on Netflix.

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Onee-samas?

>>124537342
What exactly would you do to you otouto? Assuming you aren't lying about your gender, have you had actual fantasies involving him?

>>124537192
Sauce

>>124537735
I honestly don't know, I just saw it in one of the past neesan threads and saved it.

>>124534355
Tomboy nee-san best nee-san

>tfw only child
>grew up in very rural area
>no childhood friends

At least my gardening keeps me company.

>>124537118
Size doesn't matter, a good neesan is supposed to be able to castrate you just with words.

You can have a 50cm difference over her, she will still destroy you with her neesan spirit.

>>124536999
what's screwed up about a neesan wanting to love and protect her little brother?

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>>124537439
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>>124537720
He just now turned eleven so if anything were to happen I'd want to wait till he's older. I think teaching him how to kiss might not be too reprehensible once he's a teenager.

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>>124538026
STAHP

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>>124534070
Too many titty monsters in this thread. Old sisters are a terror.

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>>124534070
Akira is the 2nd best girl of Baka.

>>124538026
And you know how to kiss because... ?

>>124538026
How old are you?

>>124537735
That's sake, not sauce.

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>>124538152

No, she is the best period end of discussion.

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>>124538152
She's best neesan and best girl.

>>124537896
I found it
http://exhentai.org/g/321187/9239d3e11b/

>>124538492
>>124538515
No. Second best.

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>>124538610
No, 1st best.

I've been really depressed over my lack of a nee-san this week.

>>124534190
Amazons nee-san > all

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Remember to kiss your neesan every time you see her, /a/.

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>>124534070