ITT: Breeding material who do not want the Dick

>ITT: Semen demons

fix'd

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>Implying she won't go cock-crazy in college and cuck Yuu-chan

>>124418405
So what do you call these? Vagina voyagers?

>>124418405
>hey guys, pretty much all anime girls are attractive
>let's just make a dumb thread when we post them!
Amazing thread, 10/10.

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>>124418621

Cunt Cravers

Roastie Ravers

Flap Japs

Curtain Clingers

Poon Pirates

Gash Gabbers

Slit Slingers

Clit Clangers

>>124418712
Nipple Nibblers
Clam Conosiurs

>>124418621
Muff Munchers

>>124418712
What are their faces trying to convey?

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>>124418712

Booby Bobbers

Estrogen Eaters

Fem Fawners

Womb Wanderers

Cervix Servers

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>no one remembers Strawberry Panic
>no one remembers this pure sex goddess

>>124418907
Shitting together with your friend is embarrassing.

>>124418907

Embarrassed sexual arousal.

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>>124418924
>>no one remembers Strawberry Panic

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Haven't watched Amagi Park yet, but are these two breeding material whores as gay as some people say?

If so, what a fucking loss then.

>>124418924
u wot m8? Strawberry Panic is one of my favorite anime.

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>>124418942
>Shitting together

>>124418924
I remember raspberry rustlings

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Literal semen demon.

>>124419103

She isn't gay, though.

>>124418924

Even though the ending was obvious from the start, I still got incredibly butt-flustered when I finished it. Might watch it again soon.

>>124418924
>yuri
>NTR

literally the worst anime in the last 10 years.

>>124418998
Red is pretty gay. Not sure about blue.

>>124419349
>breeding material
>breading with norma scum

Kill yourself.

>>124419349
Hilda was just pretending.

>>124419349
>Rosalie
You just need the right amount of money. Which not much.

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Best example of excellent breeding material who would rather waste her time munching on carpets.

Literally worst girl this season.

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>>124418405

>>124419861
>implying she wouldn't suck daddy's dick every morning and night

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>>124418405
This body demands insemination.

>>124418924
I remember it well

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>>124418405
God, I wanted to see get gangbanged by faceless men in front of Yuu and love it so bad.

2D lesbians.

>>124420870
I didn't read the spioler, they do not exist.

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>>124418405
WHY CAN'T HE JUST BE JUST AS GAY AS EVERYONE IN THE YURIKUMA VERSE?

I just want to fuck him so bad his stomach will inflate from the overflowing semen that I will pour in his boypussy like preparing turkeys. Is that so wrong?

>>124420814
Please don't bully Nowa.

>>124418924
I want to forget.

>>124419349
Hilda is perfectly willing as long as you provide a good incentive.

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>>124420814
>tfw you will never get the chance to impregnate Noire so she can give an heir to Lastation

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>>124418405

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>people talking about Strawberry Panic

9 years ago the best girl was NTR'd. Never forget.

>>124418621
Clit crusaders

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You break into Luna's room at night and start raping her, at first she will cry and scream and beg you to stop, that she loves Akari... but that only makes your dick harder, for hours and hours you brutalize Luna, first she hates it, tries to fight it... then she breaks... "Akari will never love someone like me now... Im dirty... im filthy, I am just used goods..."

... some time later...

You hear a sound at the door, its Akari! "Hey Luna, I had this dream about my mo-" She stops and stares at the sight before her, Luna impaled on your dick, bleating like a whorish she-goat "I LOVE COCKS I LOVE COCKS I LOVE COCKS~ CUM CUM CUM CUM IN ME MOOOOREEE~"

>Nobody is posting Fate in the shower and I'm on the phone

She's the only one to make me regret living as a 3D being in general.

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>>124418405
Just leaving this here

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>>124418405
Leaving this here as well
Do what you will

>>124421436
>Piano lessons
>Flower Collection
>Tea recipes
>Daily prayers
>Faith Bible Verses

This is obviously the desktop of a good girl

>>124421366
Fuck that. I don't want to die. yet

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>>124421505
>he wanted some of that
Well deserve

>>124421505
>"I made her scream and tell her how better of a fucker I was than you. I fucking choked her as I fingered her"
That's hot

>>124421436
i like this deconstruction of those intentionally stupid "gay sex with hats on" memes

this is the evangelion of our meme generation

>>124420057
I think you're thinking of wrong girl, pic related is Tougou from YuYuYu.

>>124418924

Etoile-sama~

>>124421536
She gets dicked while she walks to church and home.

>>124418405
They will once I'm done with them.

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>>124421505
>>124421596
>got her to call you her little dog
What the fuck, that was brutal. It's like, every single NTR doujin compiled in a single 3DPD masterpiece

>>124421505
Does that facebook shit not have chat logs?
Why couldn't he just show those to his girlfriend. The guy is pretty much a retard either way.

>>124421753
Do you think that the gf is unaware of how alpha that dyke is when she called her boyfriend "dog"

>>124421436
>Those tabs
>Those folders
>SonoHana

A gentleman of exquisite taste.

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>>124418405
Speaking of Sakura Trick...

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>>124421865

Shit girl. Deserved to lose to Yuu.

>>124421846
Better than letting himself be called homophobic.
The faggot should have broken up with her right away though, no reason to "defend your territory" like any regular normie.

>>124421505
>>>/r9k/
fuck off unless you plan on turning that image into the plot of an h-manga in which case please do

>>124421505
i'm confused i feel sorry for the guy but at the same time i just can't stop laughing.

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>>124421119
>tfw you will never get the chance to impregnate the heir to Lastation

>>124422452
>Taking advice from 4 chan
>Taking advice literally
This is the future he chose. He has the chat logs he'll be fine. The les called his girl her whore that would tip things over his side unless we're going full NTR

>>124422071
It's from /fit/, actually. Guy's probably a manlet.

>>124421907

You're a faggot. She's about the only redeemable quality of this shit show.

>>124421505
B-but hentai taught me that the D always wins.

>>124422507
>The les called his girl her whore that would tip things over his side
I doubt it. The dyke is clearly alpha as fuck and the gf knows and likes this.

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>>124418405

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>who do not want the Dick
no such thing exists
hasn't hentai taught you anything?

>>124418405
>who do not want the Dick
No such thing. Every girl wants the dick, they are either just phobic or deluding themselves into thinking they don't.

>>124418998
>implying they are gay
Nice fanfiction.

>>124421150
Monkey is just fucking perfect.

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>>124421505
I'm not into NTR
but

>>124422998
Spoken like a true virgin.

>>124419413
She is gay for ange, tought

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>>124421436
>Microsoft Windows
How can you eat clit when you don't even respect your freedom?

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>>124418405
Kaedekko of course!

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>>124418405
also her sister/girlfriend

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>>124418405

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It gives me dick pains that this body is wasted on two airheads

>>124421505
Fake as fuck but entertaining regardless.

>>124424511
Two figments of imagination.

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>>124424529

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>>124418405
Goddam it, seems like I have some problems uploading pictures, this one took an eternity.

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>>124425287
Z-chan was bi, Gre-chan was the dyke

>>124418998
Muse got nosebleed when she saw a picture of moffle in human form, muse is straight, red is questionable

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>>124418405
yep

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Whether she likes it or not, she's made to breed

>>124425651
Z-chan was rather clearly a dyke.

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Would you, /a/?

>>124426302
She wasn't very assertive towards the trap's advances though, I'm pretty sure she's bi

>>124426510
No, fuck off to your containment threads.

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>>124420820

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>>124424370
She needs to have 10 children to spread her genetic perfection.

>>124418405
So much this. That body is meant to be pumped with semen.

>>124426510
>>124426211

All genderbends must get pregnant

>>124426837
Needs a condom shoop instead of the elastic.

>>124425420
She wants the D alright. The DESPAIR.

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Fucking Iona could have had any man she wanted with that body.

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>girl can get any man in the world
>decides to be a lesbian anyways

This is unrealistic.

>>124428507
no matter how many times you post this, it will not become true.

NTRfaggots are truly subhuman.

Worthless sacks of flesh.

>>124428848
Who is this seed seeker and why do you claim she is a clit craver?

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>>124428985
Military women are stressed out

>>124428507
>cares more about actual love than fucking

So horrible.

>>124421436
>men are slowly becoming obsolete

As if I give a fuck. I'm not bothering with relationships anyways. More time to lay around and call people faggots for not sharing my opinions.

>>124429336
Relationships with 3DPD are for losers.

>>124426657
Didn't she refuse him the second he was revealed to be male?

>>124429336
The future is cloning, and then replacing everyone with sophont robots.

>>124428914
>NTR
Why does it have to be NTR with couples?
They could just let you impregnate them, because they want children and their world runs on delicious porn logic.

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Would you stick your dick in crazy if crazy wasn't a lesbian?

>>124429755
>cuckshit

No.

>>124429775
I'd want crazy bitches whether or not I was a guy.

>>124429516
>imoutos
>nee-sans
>actual Christmas Cakes

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>thread about wasted breeding material
>nobody posts Isuke and Haruki

>>124430082

They're both straight, anon.

All of the Akuma no Riddles were straight.

>>124429775
update when?

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>>124420333
I want to turn her straight

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>>124430082
Didn't Isuke say she prefers older men?

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>>124429336

>More time to lay around and call people faggots for not sharing my opinions.

This man knows what life is truly about.

>>124418924
Tamao fags status: Still BTFO

>>124430251
I don't give a fuck if they're babby's first yuri couple, they're so perfect together.

A lot of the girls in this thread aren't even lesbians. Two girls can be just friends, that doesn't necessarily make them homosexuals.

For example, >>124430251 they're just applying sunscreen. That's a normal thing girls do.

It doesn't matter if they want the D or not beforehand. They're going to want it afterwards.

>>124430349
Do you know what series that's from?

>>124430470
This guy gets it.

>>124430470
>muh Altar of D

Tripfags truly are cancer.

>>124430489

no.

>>124430525
>3DPD logic

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>>124430128
Negroid you have successfully baited me.

>>124430575
3D girls getting raped will hate the D, not want it.

>>124430251
Almost forgot snacks.

>>124430588
>i can prove these girls are gay with fan art

Are you actually that fucking retarded? That level of delusional is more staggering than the first drop of rain felt on the forehead of a man who forgot his umbrella.

Anon girls that attractive aren't gay.

>>124430611
2D lesbians would have to have a preexisting relationship to know whether or not they are. Trying to forcefully convert them is automatically NTRshit and relying on chemical reactions through the dick.

Conversionfags are no better than NTRfaggots.

>>124430682
>girls that attractive aren't gay

You're either baiting or retarded.

>>124430717
What about mindbreak?

>>124430717
I don't mind being called a conversionfag but don't say that we're using 3DPD logic because it's anything but.

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>>124430682
>fan art

Look at him and laugh.

>>124430768
Keep going. Further prove your faggotry.

>>124430770
>sexual orientation can change outside fiction

>>124423851
where do you think you are

>>124430874
What are you trying to say?

>>124430911
I think what he's trying to convey is that he's a fag.

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>>124430349

Exactly, take this image for example. The girls are simply just checking each other for, things.

>>124430981
I guess you're right.

>>124430911
Something like love is nothing more than chemicals. Outside of fiction it has no real meaning. I don't find it unbelievable that attraction to men or women can change.

>>124431021
Setsuna a shit.

>>124431087
>Setsuna a shit.
animefags pls go

>>124431087
>>124431174
Nice boat?

>>124431174
>literally ruins everything in the LN where Haruki and Kazusa actually get together

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Do the characters of Valkyrie drive count as wasted breeding material?

>>124428803
She might be willing to have sex with a dude...but only to get pregnant.

>>124428803
Mami is pure. She has no desire for men or women.

This thread is bizarre.

Reading it almost gives the impression that people on /a/ actually want to become cute 2d lesbians, which I'm sure isn't the case, as no one here actually wants the throw away their entire lives, their friends and family, for something so trivial.

>>124431475
>abandon 3D world

I would be a cute 2D lesbian who stays inside safe from other cute 2D lesbian /a/nons.

>>124431475
>implying anyone on /a/ has lives or friends
>implying their family cares about them
And personally even if I became a cute 2D girl I won't want to interact with other cute 2D girls. I like being alone.

>>124431578
>become a cute 2d lesbian
>sit in a dark room programming at day

That is a categorically retarded premise, anon.

>>124431475
>/a/ actually want to become cute 2d lesbians

That's the plan.

Most of us would probably turn into silly cocksluts after 5min in 2D

>>124431634
>lesbian
Like I said, unlikely for me.

>>124431634
Do you expect us shut-ins to just go out and do lewd things with other 2D girls?

>>124421865
>>124421907
It must suck falling head-over-heels in love with your sister's girlfriend.

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The original semen breeders

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>>124431772

Yeah, but who wouldn't fall for Haruka?

>>124431758
>trying to NTR your imouto's waifu

That is not what a fucking Onee-chan does.

>>124431676
Most of us selfinsert when fapping to Yuri. I know it.

>>124431828
Fags. I'm a sucker for ribbons.

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Threadly reminder.

>>124431925
>self inserting

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>>124431978
He's just a faggot. There's only one god I worship now.

His name is justice.

>>124431087
I'm pretty sure homo or hetero can turn bi, but no way bi can be turned to just one side.

If enough exposure to people shitting on each other's faces can make one get aroused by it, I'm sure enough exposure to their own (or the other) gender can make them aroused by it as well

Lesbians are disgusting.

>>124431828
Good lord.
Just....good lord.

>>124419630
> Marika
Do you realize she's has a horrible disease, how the fuck is she breeding behaviour.

>>124432156
>horrible disease
Lesbianism is not a disease.

>>124432076
So if someone fucks their sister enough times, they'll start to like fucking their sister?

>>124432185
No she actually has leukemia or some shit.

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Why can't there ever be a yuri anime WITHOUT suffering?

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>>124431978

God would turn into a girl then go gay for Haruka.

>>124432117
>muh murican buzzcut dykes

>>124432220
Japan has shit taste and can't appreciate nice things.

>>124418712
carpet connoisseurs

Yuu should have had longer hair.

Fight me, shorthairfags.

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>>124432326

But anon, long-haired Yuu is Mitsuki.

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If I pull that hairkerchief off, would she cry?

>>124432374
It would be extremely gay.

>>124424182
Wasn't she straight though? her and her friend. Or do they lez out later in the manga?

>>124432365
Now I just want it even more.

I could use Sakura Trick S2 right about now.

>>124432477
Nigga she gay as fuck. She might legitimately be the gayest of the main six.

>>124432268
how can you say you're in love if you don't even take a penis inside you

>>124432494
It was fun, but it was terrible and literally had too much kissing without enough reasons to actually care about it happening.

Why should we care? We only know they've been friends for a long time

>>124432494
>watch Sakura Trick as per yurifag's request
>it's shit
>read Citrus because /a/ says it's a great yuri manga with great artwork
>it's shit
>play the 1st sono hana VN because /a/ says it's great
>get urinated on several times

Why is all yuri so shit?

>>124432554
>3D logic

This is why 2D is superior. Love cannot exist unless it is true love.

>>124432577
>1st VN

>>124432540
I can believe it, but can you show me where? I'm aroused now. She was my favorite.

>>124432577
Holy fucking shit, who gave you your advice? Dipshits? If you want a "good" yuri manga, read Girlfriends.

>>124432615
>muh girls kissing is true love

>>124432676

I avoided reading Girl Friends because people say both girls fuck their boyfriends at a festival or mixer or something.

I don't think it's really yuri if they both take the dick.

>>124432207
Well, if that's true this show will go into dark places.

>>124432573
We've got an entire genre about girls with shit taste in men having their entire lives revolve around some effete faggot for completely inane reasons.

The fuck do you need a reason for two high school girls in love to be constantly affectionate?

>>124432773
Fake harems do not represent all of anime and manga.

>>124432689
I'm talking about feelings, you faggot.

>>124432846
Wow, what a pussy.

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Best SonoHanas.

>>124432739
>I avoided reading Girl Friends because people say both girls fuck their boyfriends at a festival or mixer or something.
That's babby's first /u/ troll. They're both virgins.

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>>124432846
Aw, qt.

>>124432773
>>124432817
My point is that shipping happens because people care about specific characters and want to see them happy together. Sakura Trick just gives you Haruka and Yuu slowly making their relationship more romantic despite not realizing it. But what reasons should you care about their relationship when they more or less just seem like average highschool girls? What makes you want them to be happy together? I find them both likable enough, but the show was horribly lacking in giving you reasons to care about the characters.

>>124432739
You actually believe the faggot that posts that? He's a troll who posts in yuri threads taking those scenes completely out of context. No, neither of them have sex with "boyfriends".

>>124432573
You are terrible and literally kill yourself.

>>124433028
I'll kill myself in a fiery explosion along with my Pokemon games to prevent my body from being defiled by maggots or gay necrophiliacs when I feel like it.

>>124432936
>yuri
>they both have long hair

Is this real?

>>124431772
how possible for Sunrise studio 8 to work on another Mai-HiME series

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>>124433154
Yes. Perhaps you should read more yuri.

>>124433154
Has science gone too far?

>>124433219
>black hime cut
>yuri

Absolutely fucking disgusting.

citrus

>>124433221
Science never goes to far. Not that any of us would care when we're going to archieve true VR

>>124433293
pls no

>>124432204
Go test it

>>124433254
I would make that an absolutely fucking delicious. It caters to my yamato nadeshiko fetish.

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>>124418405
> ITT: Breeding material who do not want your Dick.

ftfy

>>124433293
Shoujo Ai

>>124432204
It worked for Lena Dunham.

>>124433304
Someone make a image of people discussing yuri, then one guy jumps in and says "citrus" and everyone gets mad.

>>124433370
Damn. I want to test this myself but I don't have a sister.

>>124433365
even pls no-er

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>tfw still not yuri

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>>124433365

>>124433219
I love their hair. And their breasts.

For pressing together, of course. One of the both cutest and hottest things I could imagine.

>>124433293
>>124433365
I love how bringing up either of these is an easy way to start shit.

>>124433479
I wonder if it hurts when two girls with well endowed breasts do symmetrical docking.

>>124430588
>age-gap yuri

does anyone else think this is gross? i can't be the only one.

>>124433519
Shoujo-ai is a killing word around here.

>>124433606
Only when used non-ironically, which is rare. Citrus causes way more shit for now.

>>124433606
What about softcore yuri, aka shoujo-ai?

>>124433549
>symmetrical docking

That's exactly what I was trying to think of.

>>124430269
Fuck you

>>124433570
No. You're just a faggot and this never gets any less annoying.

>>124433293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kujo7V9m0gk
Mei as Vince.

>>124433664
Eh, nandatte? Can't hear you over ETOILE-SAMA banging me hard while you listen from the other side of the door.

>>124433570
You are literally gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.

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These yuri general threads need to stop.

The purpose of life is to perpetuate the species. Two girls cannot reproduce; two girls would not make good parents; sociologists agree that children reared in gay households are more likely to be homosexual.

All this proves yuri is immoral is wrong. It's just science

>>124433760
No bully. They've been devastated enough.

>>124433800

i haven't seen this one in a while.

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>>124433760
BTFO

>>124421505
damn, this is 360 #rekt

>>124433570
There is nothing in this world greater than student teacher age gap with the younger yet more experienced ojou-sama dominating the older but inexperienced tomboy and anyone who disagrees should be dragged out to the streets and shot like a mangy dog.

This is ironically a fun thread.

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>>124433800
>The purpose of life is to perpetuate the species

Is dat why birthrates keep dropping :-DD

>>124433879
>tomboy
Can't she be just a big-breasted dojikko sensei?

>>124433885
Only in Japan, Yuropoor and white countries. Nignogs and shitskins keep breeding like rats.

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Hiro a loev.

>>124431475
>want to become cute 2d lesbians
fuck mang that would be great

>>124433885
Tell that the existential crisis fags on our board

>>124433842
Sometime he has to take a vacation from shitposting.

>>124433001
Even if they had, it wouldn't fucking matter, they still end up together.

>>124433800
>black + pink = purple

As I expected.

>>124434042
Some people are "M-MUH PURITY"fags.

>>124434042
>how to spot an Octavefag: the post

>>124434086
/a/ has spoiled me on couples only ever having sex with or even kissing each other.

>>124434042
I never understood the obsession with having 2d characters be gold star lesbians.
I can understand why lesbians in the real world prefer gold star lesbians, as they're less likely to dump them when they inevitably get dick lust, but what kind of fool still compares 2d to 3d?

>>124434086
Purity is important.

>>124434041
Breeding material who already has the D.

>>124434156
It's the same with how no one wants a girl to have sex with a bunch of other guys before she realizes she loves her Onii-chan or otouto once she grows up.

>>124421536
>.com.ph
nah

>>124434156
Because it ruins their image. No one likes sluts.

>>124433885
I don't like kids. Why don't you faggots just make them instead and leave me to funpost?

>>124434042
but dude even in het animu you don't want best gril having a boyfriend before the MC, that would make her a slut.

>>124433800
This stance is undependable. By your logic, all cells sans gametes+reproductive organ tissue are immoral, as they don't directly result in reproduction.

Of course they aren't, they aid in the reproductive capability of the whole. Just because a single pair does not breed does not mean they do not benefit the specie's ability to continue. It is entirely possible that by not having children, they avert some disaster (consider if Mr. and Mrs. Hitler decided to abstain).

Without a perfect, or near perfect, simulation of the universe, you have no basis of any claim that something is beneficial or detrimental to the species as a whole.

I don't even need to resort to nihilism to refute this. A population near its carrying capacity is better served by having less children. Given that the planet's resources are strained under the current load, anyone who doesn't have children is increasing the likely-hood of all other children to succeed.

I don't care if this is pasta, I don't care if its bait, fuck you.

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>yurifags on /a/ discussing yuri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc3E7UkIzt4

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>>124434165
ikr.

>>124434421
>>>/y/ thread

For some reason The 13th Dilemma is now playing in my head and I've never really liked that track that much.

Is someone from Kingdom Hearts a lesbian?

>>124434545
>Is someone from Kingdom Hearts a lesbian?

Probably, would free all the guys up for the homo shipping.

>>124425651
>>124426302
If the actual Mazinger as seen as a "straight male" like they imply by changing Minervas gender I assume Z-chan is a lesbian female.

>>124434596
Ven is too pure for either men or women.

>>124434421
Fuck you for getting me into traps, /a/.

Fuck you.

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>>124421505
That's just obnoxious; I can't suffer retardation of that magnitude.

Are there any good Yuri doujins besides Madoka, without ridiculous chests?

>>124434924
Yes.

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>>124418439
I prefer the term "sperm wyrm"

>>124434408
Damn. Good job.

>>124434953
Good to know.

>>124434408
b-but muh slave labour!

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>>124418405
What about mama-material?

>>124421505
Once again, I never thought I would laugh this hard at NTRshit. It's his own fault.

>>124434266
>No one likes sluts.
Speak for yourself.

>>124434408
1. Cells are just a part of the whole. You're a unique individual and not just a "cell" of humanity, you fucking fag.

2. Humanity as a whole is nowhere near overpopulation levels. The entirety of humanity that exists right now could all live relatively comfortably within Texas. Neo-Malthusianism has about as much scientific backing as phrenology does.

>>124435355
>You're a unique individual
39 keks for you, lad.

>>124435355
>Neo-Malthusianism

Is that even a word? I feel like such an uneducated plebeian now.

>>124435355
>1
Irrelevant. The post claimed that any individual in a population that does not direct contribute to reproduction was immoral. The distinction between cell and human is meaningless in this regard.

>2
This would only be true if all reproduction stopped. At current levels of growth we would run out of resources easily before the end of the decade.

The point is that individuals that do not procreate are able to benefit the species. This is in contradiction to the previous post.

>>124433606
What about cunny?

>>124435609
This would only be true if all reproduction stopped. At current levels of growth we would run out of resources easily before the end of the decade.

Birth rates on their own are unimportant, what truly matters is the fertility rate. And
global fertility rate has been steadily dropping for decades, even if we are still experiencing population increase due to birth rates. If the trend with fertility rates as they currently are continues, we will soon reach the population peak and birthrates will stop dropping.

By the end of this century, there will be less people on this planet than there were at the start of this century.

>>124435355
>The entirety of humanity that exists right now could all live relatively comfortably within Texas
>hot as fuck place with 10k hab/km^2 (not taking in account the area for agriculture/cattle/food, rivers/lakes/water sources
>360,000 births per day vs 151,600 deaths per day
>not taking into account the size of the hospital

>this is now living comfortably
>inb4 just make 5000000 floors buildings

>>124435950
>inb4 just make 5000000 floors buildings

Well, why not. I think it could make for a pretty great anime.

A vertically oriented civilization. Sheltered walkways spiraling around the main tower and in-between appended buildings.

>>124421505

Fake but hilarious still

>>124436024
The laws of circular motion say no. Consider that the earth spins, and as this tower spins, the bottom is affected first, with motion propagating upwards. This upward propagation travels at the speed of sound in the material its made from (this is also why putting an super-long pole between earth and the moon would not achieve super-luminal communication). So now you have this enormous tower whose top is eternally lagging behind the bottom. This would eventually cause it to snap. Either that, or the tension would just destroy it.

This is to say nothing of the terrifying wind and weather patterns it would have to deal with, as well as the temperature difference between floors. Where are you going to get oxygen for the people on the upper floors? Do you realize how expensive it is to pump air that high?

>inb4 >applying real world physics to fiction

>>124430682
>>124430128
>>They're not gay because they are hot
>>Fanart

Being this stupid is illegal and should be reported accordingly.

>>124436851
I think that might be bait. Just beginning to dissect that statement shows how inherently impossibly stupid it is.

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>>124432063
>>Lifting Strengh: Irrelevant
>>Also they are sluts.

>>124421596
english is the worst language for being sexy, doujins only work because they're direct transaltions, I don't how anyone would ever find this hot

>>124437191
My brother was laughing so hard he couldn't even read all of it. He's played all kinds of JRPGs, but couldn't believe something that powerful could exist.

>>124437332
Spoken with a French accent? I don't know what it is, but it just sounds so fucking lewd.

>>124418924

No one's going to forget the only show in all of anime where an 11 and 13 year old catholic school girls sneak out and have sex under a starry sky.

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>>124432204
>>Test it
Nig, it's already proven

>>124437477
What is it about Catholic schools and lesbians?

>>124418712
>flap japs

Perfect

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Healthy a best

>>124437826

Sexual opposition

>>124437940
It's sad how Sekirei alone desensitized me to tits in anime.

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>>124437826
Bitches are horny.
Catholic school seperate males and females.

Same reason why catholics priests are all into shota.

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>>124437797
Didn't recognize the characters, used google image search, only result I got was a Disney general thread on /u/.

And they say /a/ yuri fans have nothing to do with those cancerous t/u/mblrites that infest that board.

>>124438122
The tumblr noses should have given that away.

>>124421150
Kanbaru is just unfair.

The most unfair.

>>124418712
>Roastie
>Gash

I don't understand you damn kids and your newfangled lingo.

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>>124437826

>>124438122
For the most part, those subhumans seem to stay away from yuri threads on /a/. Western shit is always rightfully attacked.

>>124438122
>has nothing to do with that shit
>in a thread filled with /lgbt/ and /pol/ shit

/a/ yurifags used to be shill and all about being nice and fluffy. Threads nowadays are just tumblr hives made by outsiders so they can have a place to talk about 3DPD related shit without getting banned like they do on their homeboard where mods have their own personal agendas.

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>>124421313
Underrated post.

>>124438442
This isn't Reddit.
Fuck off.