ITT Characters who had sex.

>>124384643
Virus

>>124384619
The whole "two years of semen" thing is a joke right? That didn't actually happen in the actual LNs right?

>>124384683
Yes it does it's actually quite detailed how they fuk

>>124384619
Does it count if it's virtual?

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>>124384619

2 years worth of virtual glop is not sex

>>124384683
It's not a joke, it was a real chapter, but no it was not part of the LNs.

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Isn't it sad, Embryo?

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An OTP so pure even the voice actors got married.

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>>124384715
When I fuck my waifu, it's real.

>>124385883
Did they actually? I haven't read novels yet

>>124388237
No

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Both of them

>>124384729
Did she die during childbirth?

>>124389402
Every thread until you stop posting that bullshit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_youngest_birth_mothers

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>>124384619
Obligatory

>>124389540
>This can't be serious I refuse to believe /a is this autistic

>>124389532
It is triplets though.

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He has a son.

I am sure Casca had sex.

I remember reading a comic where Shinji had sex with Asuka.

>>124389448
They both did, but not with each other.

>>124390095
A kissu is not sex anon.

>>124384709
>>124384743

sauce

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>>124392056
is this real life lol why does he seem so indecisive and beta in that

>Asuna plopped down naked on the sofa and glared defiantly at me.
"...Kirito, hurry up and take your clothes off," she said in an authoritative tone.

>>124392153
Because he was an underage dyel turbovirgin neckbeard sans beard irl. Literally cyberspace tough guy.

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>>124392056
That's somehow worse than I thought it'd be.

>>124392056
>mfw I read all of that

>>124389540
timeless classic

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My nigga Guts twice :3

>>124388237
They have a kid

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unfortunatly not with each other

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>>124392056
>I was unable to stop my hips from moving
every time

>>124384797
He did get Salian

>>124393338
embryo fuck ersha's loli harem

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>>124392056
I forgot to blink the entire time while reading that

>>124384619
Imagine being the nurse who had to clean two years worth of semen off of Kirito.

No pictures, but I immediately think of a healthy chunk of the Genshiken cast.

Ogiue, Sasahara, Ohno, Tanaka, Kousaka, Saki... I imagine Kugayama has bought a hooker before, I can't remember if he outright said he has or not... Angela probably gets regular dickings in America. Keiko probably fucks all the time.

I haven't read it in a few months, but hopefully Madarame will bust a nut soon with someone in his harem. Probably not though.

>>124392454
>classic
>not more then 6 months old
It can't be a classic if I remember it.

>>124393660
nurse? Doesn't that scene taake place in their house?

>>124393704
I'm talking about his real body in the hospital.

>>124393730
so, now Kirito semen is as OP as him and can surpass the virtual world into Asuna's real crotch?

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>>124389540
>walk me home gently
Holy shit, that is AMAZING!

>>124393777
Do you not know what nocturnal emissions are you under-educated third worlder? What a waste of 7s

>>124392056
Why did I read all that

>>124392056
I couldn't read the whole thing, fuck

>>124393903
Man, I know you can cum, wet your pantys etc while you are asleep, BUT NOT TRAVEL THROUGH DIMENSIONS AND SPACE

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>>124392056
You see this? You see this shit right here?

Anyone trying to get in to writing, here's a tip: SKIP THE SEX SCENES, because you cannot write sex scenes. Even if you think you can, you can't. Don't do it.

>>124388311
With each other?

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this faget

>>124392056
Why did I read all that

So much fucking foreplay too

>>124384619
Kiseijuu MC

>>124392056
This is marvelous

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>>124394119
I don't think Kyon would be this desperate.

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>>124394770
Oh snap

>>124394025
For the record, the author did skip the sex scenes. That was in a fanfic section of his website when SAO was still a webnovel. There's one of Kirito fucking Lizbeth too.

>>124394025
Poor anon, you aren't going to get cooties from reading a sex scene. Grow up.

>>124392715

>indirect sex

>>124388307
Yeah they did faggot. They opened up a shop together and had a kid.

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>>124384619

>>124384729
This shit is from the videogame. Is not canon.

>>124392056
if there's anything worth interrupting a sex scene for, it's a fucking spiel about beta-beta testers virtual genital anxiety

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>>124395895
canon faggotry: not even once

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Eventually.

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>>124384619
and he earned it

>>124390724
they could have done a c-sec

>>124396331
she's dead mate

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Yoh used his shaman powers to get that bitch pregnant on the first time

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>>124395895
Stay mad

>>124396464
They both look so incredibly smug in this picture. Why are they smug, /a/?

>>124384619
Glop Glop

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>>124384619

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really?

>>124392056
That was an experience. Kirito has some mad ADD going on here, though.

>>124396488
Best girl won

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>>124396985
Debatable

>>124397270
Anon, you're supposed to be posting characters that had sex in this thread. And as far as I know Minori never has, because she lost.

>>124397128
Miyako a shit

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This alpha fucker right here

>>124398076
Rape doesn't count.

>>124392056
What's this type of text display called? I've seen it before.

>>124398274
Rape ALWAYS counts

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Obligatory MANkoto

Does anyone know the name of that manga where I guy lives a neet life then falls into a pool and becomes young again, and has lewd adventures with all his friends while they're all young with him?

>>124398255
>One of the most beta faggots ever created
>Has had more sex than most harem MCs
This is the definition of injustice.

>>124389540
I remember this thread holy fuck that was hilarious.

>>124398076
Still mentally pure.

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90% of the people in this show have sex.

I can think of maybe three relevant characters that are untainted.

>>124399506
>kills orphans
>drives like a boss
>fucks his 10/10 bitch
>becomes God
>beta

Something doesn't add up.

>>124400030
One episode of him being kinda cool doesn't negate the other 25 episodes of him being a bitch.

>>124392056
http://pururin.com/gallery/109/sword-art-unlimited.html
I liked how they made a doujin for that chapter, it made me chuckle how they actually used the dialogue from the chapter as well

>>124396764
feeling him fug crab counts imo

>>124395376
>For the record, the author did skip the sex scenes. That was in a fanfic section of his website when SAO was still a webnovel. There's one of Kirito fucking Lizbeth too.

He keeps writing short stories that are continuations from that honeymoon scene. (Even though they're never published in the main books.) Basically except for the bit with Yui, they fuck daily.

Also at the end of the webnovel they get trapped in a time-accelerated and far better simulation full of disembodied native real people and in 15 minutes or so of real time, they rule that world for a hundred years, so you know they fucked plenty there.

Also the non-canon epilogue that goes full harem.

I don't think he's gone into comparable antics with Accel World though.

>>124384683
>The whole "two years of semen" thing is a joke right?
Nope, it's legit. They're still virgins though, with the Virtual world and all.
>That didn't actually happen in the actual LNs right?
It's was part of the Web novel, until the author removed it. It's now hidden away in Fanfiction.net.

>>124400608
>They're still virgins though, with the Virtual world and all.
They've probably fucked a lot in real life. They've been dating for like 5 years now.
>It's was part of the Web novel
It wasn't. It was always on the 18+ section of the website.

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>>124392530
>twice
lmao

>>124398764
RSVP?

>>124394021
>BUT NOT TRAVEL THROUGH DIMENSIONS AND SPACE
What the actual fuck are you on about? Are you really this dumb, or am I swallowing bait?

>>124401383
>lol
Kill yourself

>>124398764
it's spritzing

it makes for skimming material quickly but it's gutter for retention and comprehension

but it's SAO so it's probably fine

>>124396317
Grffith pleases old men for money.

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>>124384619

>>124397376

that's kind of....hypocritical don't ya think?

>>124401383
Embryo had plenty of sex and I never understood the "Embryo is a virgin" meme that came out of nowhere in CA threads.

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>>124400522
>(Even though they're never published in the main books.)
You know it's coming. Already has a title and abec art and everything. 16.6-16.9 (minus 16.8.5, apparently?) are now Sugary Days 1-4.

>they fuck daily
More like several times a day. Reminder that the events of 16.6-16.9 occur in the span of less than a day.

And speaking of 16.9,
>As she said this, her right hand which had been suspended in midair then pressed itself upon my left cheek.
>With that, she turned her body while having to strain a little, meeting my lips with hers. They started off as gentle pecks. But afterwards, these virtual organs deepened and intensified their contact. Sounds soft yet moist, smells of sweetness, breaths increasingly more ragged.
>While my body was receiving these countless numbers of sensation inputs, I thought of something: Innumerable photons are speeding through the air or in underground fiber optic cables. These things are definitely not virtual. Rather, they exist there - or here.
This was the relationship between Asuna and myself.
>A passionate love filled my body, and with a sudden urge, I tightly held her slender body close as my hand unknowingly crept underneath her thin sweater.
>"Nngh... No, today, not before tonight... aahn..."
>Despite these gasps at my ear, her greedy kisses did not abate. The violently shaking rocking chair tapped the floorboards unevenly.
>Finally, a plea as if mixed with sobs made its way to my ear:
>"Kirito-kun...cum...in...in me... Kirito-kun, cum...!"
>I gave no reply but used my two arms to pull in Asuna's body to me. (Details omitted.)
Fortunately, after 16.5, Kawahara has learned to leave the details of sex out of the text, though this was pretty damn lewd already.

>>124400827
bestiality doesn't count

>>124400522
I've never seen anything besides 16.5.

>>124392154

Who fucked her? Gin?

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>>124384683
>The whole "two years of semen" thing is a joke right? That didn't actually happen in the actual LNs right?

It's not a joke. The official author did write that AND other hentai chapters too. He even wrote a Silica x Tentacles chapter. But the light novels aren't hentai, so the publisher didn't include those hentai chapters. The author did release them in a book at Comiket and that's where a number of translated chapters come from.

>>124402757
>Horny teenage couple all by themselves acting how a horny teenager couple all by themselves would actually act.
I guess SAO did one thing right.

>>124396488

Ryuji basically fucked a legal loli, Taiga found out why his name means dragon.

>>124401383
>>>124392153
>lol
Fuck off

>>124403380
Her sides became diamonds before that could happen.

>>124403509
im pretty sure simon drilled her hard before shit hit the fan

>>124403635
Inb4 lesbians can't have sex.

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>>124403509
>Her sides became diamonds before that could happen.
You're thinking of the wrong autistic girl. If you look close, half her abdomen has shattered off already.

>>124393647
Sex fiends.

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>>124398892
Yes it does.

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>>124384619
No one remembers them....

>>124404348
The entire cast has had some sex by now.

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Not confirmed but very likely.

>>124399450
Mujaki no Rakuen

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>>124403045
I thought the author is a virgin. How would he know how it works?

>>124406219
He doesn't, that's why it's so terribly written.

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These twins turned me into a trap loving faggot.

>>124405461
Please don't remind me.

>>124389540
Man I wish I was in that thread. Holy shit. Who would walk his girlfriend home gently?

Forget who, How do you even do it?

>>124406375
I can comprehend walking a girl home gently. Maybe lightly hold her hand and escort her past every possible danger nice and slowly. Put your coat over puddles and shit.

What I can't comprehend is the idea of walking her home roughly. Like would you drag her home by her hair and throw her through her front window?

>>124406460
I'm thinking you whip the girl with a branch-switch as well since she's walking too slow for your pace, and you shove her out of your way in the crosswalks.

>>124396367
Is Hana's story really canon or is it just some author bullshit?

>>124396464
Yeah well that's a given.

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>>124391692
You'd have to be pretty fucking dense to think otherwise

>>124389540
why was this allowed

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>>124407104
I really don't get how he was able to do it with 6 generations and multiple women and not get the same shit as his son did.

>>124406557
>Is Hana's story really canon or is it just some author bullshit?
I've only read a few chapters of the sequel but why would you think it's not canon? Does it contradict something from the first Shaman King manga?

>>124406219
If you read 16.5, it's readily apparent that at least when he wrote that, the limit of his sexual experiences were pretty much confined to doujins and lemonfics.

I hope he's found a nice girl by now.

>>124407700
Because it seems it doesn't have anything to do with the original SK.

I have only read the starting chapters though.

>>124407942
Oh, I see
Though I'm in the same boat as you (only read a few chapters and the Funbari no Uta oneshot) I was expecting for it to get more in line with the first manga as the plot advanced

>>124407912
He hasn't found the Asuna of his life

Yet

>>124385883
Is that technically bestiality?

>>124408315
>waiting on a hot rich gamergrrl who enjoys spoiling you and is good at playing video games and everything else in life to strip down and more or less ask you why you're not fucking her
There's a reason why Asuna is a fictional character. Kawahara should stop disappointing his mother and start spreading his genes for the next generation already.

>>124408753
I don't think he's aiming for that lofty of a trophy. At least that's not what I felt during our group date.

>>124408905
Wat.

>>124409002
Well, he's still a normal human being beyond the shitty writing and relatively undeserved fame. He's going to have fun at times while sneaking out of office.

>>124409065
>Kawahara
>office
Pls. Don't ruin my mental image of the lonely nerd tapping away on his laptop at a family restaurant.

I wonder how Kawahara would initiate a conversation with a girl he's interested in. I hope it's not with video games.

>>124409208
He would probably start with talking about how he created Sword Art Online and y'know, is famous and all so she should probably fuck him

>>124409208
He does have to report to Kadokawa's ASCII Media Works building every now and then at the very least.

I think video games would be the best angle he can do it at, other than biking, maybe. It's a subject that he can talk a lot about with passion and wow potential dates with his grand knowledge.

>>124409337
He might be a little shy about it in public. I tried to get him to pose with a store aisle full of SAO merchandise and he politely declined. He also wouldn't wear the Asuna shirts in public.

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>>124409421
I thought this pic was him at a convention?
Maybe that doesn't count as the same kind of "in public" though.

>>124393594
It really warms my heart seeing these two.

>>124410720
Took them long enough.

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>>124405461

>>124405461
no just no

>>124410542
Yeah, it's not the same. His editor probably told him to go put a SAO shirt on so that he doesn't look like a Japanese grunt worker.

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Cutest manga, cutest couple.

>>124394021
They are not physically inside the game

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Will these two ever fuck?

>>124413792
Kill Chitanda's fiance first?

>>124413792
the author is going to end this series by NTR'ing everyone at the last minute on his deathbed

>>124403045
worse than nasu

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THE SHOW THAT LEAVES NOBODY HAPPY

they fucked also

>>124414955
The only similarity they both have are glasses. Sakura still possibly Salad's mom.

The couple in A Girl by the Sea. Pretty weird when Koume took a dump in the shower though...

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>>124384619
Canon.

>>124415109
Yeah and their faces.

By that logic pretty much everyone in Naruto is related, since they have the same face.

>>124402006
The whole Nun thing isn't for life, they are totally free to leave the sisterhood and have normal lives if they choose to, or meet someone.

>>124415213
was it actually canon? why cant there be a s2 of them being adults

>>124415228
Well that is kind of Kishi's problem from what I've seen.

>>124414912
>they fucked also
And it meant nothing. What a shit life that must be.

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>>124414912
And we know what will happen next...

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>>124415743
hello darkness my old friend

>>124400953
oh no you didn't

>>124401509
the fact that this stupid sentence is in fact, true, is mind boggling

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Inevitability

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>>124416525
What? With who?

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>>124384619

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Triela's porn movie is out there somewhere.

>>124416564
Unfortunately not with me. ;__;

>>124415487
Yes it's canon.

>why cant there be a s2 of them being adults
Because once they started fucking, the LN got pretty shitty.

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Anon-kun, why haven't you procreated yet

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Which one first?

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These two definitely

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>>124404277
I remember

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>>124416376
Fucking dammit don't remind me. I had disturbing dreams about that.

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It was implied, right? I'm not just reading into the overtly sexual overtones of being naked with each of them?

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>>124384619

>>124419271
WUT

It's no sex unless penis enters vagoo, seeing it took place in a virtual world the only thing it could be described as is mutual masturbation.

>>124394025
Writefag here. Sex scenes are the easiest thing to write. Just write what turns you on and stay within the limits of what the human body can actually do.
The hard part to get right is all the romantic tension that leads to sex. Especially if there are awkward bits where each party can misinterpret each signal, in seven different ways.

>>124393660
>nurse takes semen samples and creates a test tube baby
>baby's brain is uploaded to the internet
>final boss of SAO

>>124419431
Yeah but they have been seeing each other outside the game for nearly a year as well

>>124420013
No proof of actual extra-virtual intercourse.

>>124420065
>romantically-committed and sexually active teenagers will suddenly stop being sexually active with a change in setting
This is what you actually believe.

>>124388237
Read the epilogue, volume 17.
Holo and Lawrence are planning a wedding party and invite the people they have met over their travels
Holo is mysteriously happy.
Lawrence is shitting bricks.
Holo tells Lawrence that she is pregnant
Lawrence feels the shiawase and engages in lewd hand holding with Holo
The two shamelessly hold hands as they go to meet their guests

>>124403380
>you will never fuck the cute loli who's your age for 7 years
If i were simon, I'd fuck to my balls shrivel up

>>124394025
>>124419522

Ironically if your writing sex scene's the easiest one's to write are graphic rape/gang-rape one's. You don't have to focus on the mood & can focus on the heroine being in pain/being abused by guy's as they laugh/play with her like a broken toy

>>124414955
Karin is the best at cucking

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Literally in the first scene of the first chapter.

>>124412204
>>124415179

Good taste.

>>124416827
Is there a translation or should I just learn to speak moon?

>>124416827
They fucked at the end of second to last LN

>>124405461
Take your fanfic/shipping shit elsewhere.

>>124405974
When?

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>>124389540

>>124421191
>fanfic/shipping
Stop being in denial anon. Just read the manga and you will know it's true.

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>>124405461
Why did the author have to fuck everything up?

>>124410542
Ha ha what a fucking dork.

>>124420608
Learn Moon

>>124385883
That's kawaii as fuck.

>>124389540
>YES
My post made it into that wall of shame

>>124413792
It takes too much effort

>>124422718
post it anon.

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>>124392530
>twice

>>124406460
>Like would you drag her home by her hair and throw her through her front window?

Anon I think you might be a comedic genius

>>124389540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=739W-HqQYCQ

>>124404425
Except Sakura.

>>124396815
Being molested by your mom doesn't count as sex.

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>>124384619

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>>124433973
lots of fucking

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>>124418492
>naked together at a hot spring
>no sex

Yea, it would be impossible.

>>124392056
my eyes are burning

>>124434073
oh.. yea about that

>>124393594
don't remember this in the movie

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>>124434073
>He doesn't know yet

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An instant classic

>>124421383
chibi is their kid from the future

>>124434712
which show is this?

>>124435383
Lurk more.

>>124435383
Guilty Crown.

>>124435383
Valrape

>>124434712
Why were rape urges and vampire attacks never touched upon? How the fuck did the remnants learn not to lose memories in the future?

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Why is she walking funny, /a/?

>>124406288
They're reverse traps, and didn't that dude fuck both of them?

>>124436975
Imagine what a pack of niggers would do to that poor little body

>>124437123
Protip: It was jut one guy.

>>124392431
fuck off

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>>124405461
no more, i don't want to be reminded of that crap anymore

>>124435383
Shingeki no Gaijin

>>124433928
>2 episodes left for me

if this happens, even if future stuff I will be beyond pissed.

>>124392056
Holy shit, how was I able to read all that? That was at least 20 words a second.

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>>124416308
It would make my life...

>>124392530
>Donovan
>Succubi apostle
>Casca

>>124403045
Silica x Tentacles? Where?

>>124437838
You're gonna be so mad.

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>>124439084
>silica x tentacles

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no, not with Killua

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>>124401794

>>124436975
>you'll never make a girl walk funny

>>124440251
Speak for your self , faggot, I even made them pass out.

>>124389402
nope just saw a clip game ended. Unlike America I think Japan has health care

>>124440251
yea, speak for yourself. Just put it up her pooper.

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>>124436975
What a way to lose the v-card, I mean, she started and then didn't stop until she was unable to walk.

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>>124440251
>tfw virgin

>>124440850
>>124440446
normies REEE

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>>124419663
Show was shit but that would have been sweet

>>124438665
Speed reading. You can usually read faster than your perceived "max speed" if you are given a pace to keep up with. You can speed up even more if you read clusters of words at a time instead of individual ones.

>>124434712
What ep was that again, forgot all about that

>>124419663

Isn't this the plot of Bloodborne?

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>>124403045
>this is considered writing
And here I thought 50 Shades dropped the bar.

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>>124442675
I bet it would be a hit in /lit/.

>>124430916
No
Sakura is a cuck

>>124385990
That was just Urara molesting Momoko. If that's sex, then that means they had sex every episode.

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>>124443200

>>124399695
lezzing out isn't sex

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>>124403045
>someone actually wrote that shit

>>124443484
wait till you see fsn

>>124440795

I heard Japan has less safety nets than the US.

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>>124436975
How many times she came?

>>124439329
you were right, but a good ending nonetheless

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This psycho.

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>>124389540
>tfw I was in that thread

>>124446830
As much as I hate that mother fucker, I love that mother fucker

>>124443449
Depends on what your definition of "lezzing out" is.

Light fingering, maybe some cunnilingus, that's not really sex.

Years of hardcore lesbian orgies that almost assuredly involved all manner of fisting, toys and other crazy shit is more sex than standard intercourse.

>>124435383
I'll give it to you, but just this once, I hope you use google in the future.
>Kakumeiki Valvrave

>>124448401
condom and test kit are opposites silly girl

The couple from Love Roma. Jesus, that manga was great.

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>>124449737
>not noticing the hole in the condom
>not noticing the pin in the board

>>124384619
Me

>>124449967
why bother with the condom them

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>>124403045
>mfw reading that

This is literotica tier

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>>124450527
>not understanding the joke

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>>124403045