Isn't it sad, Embryo?
An OTP so pure even the voice actors got married.
That's somehow worse than I thought it'd be.
>I was unable to stop my hips from moving
I forgot to blink the entire time while reading that
No pictures, but I immediately think of a healthy chunk of the Genshiken cast.
Ogiue, Sasahara, Ohno, Tanaka, Kousaka, Saki... I imagine Kugayama has bought a hooker before, I can't remember if he outright said he has or not... Angela probably gets regular dickings in America. Keiko probably fucks all the time.
I haven't read it in a few months, but hopefully Madarame will bust a nut soon with someone in his harem. Probably not though.
>walk me home gently
Holy shit, that is AMAZING!
You see this? You see this shit right here?
Anyone trying to get in to writing, here's a tip: SKIP THE SEX SCENES, because you cannot write sex scenes. Even if you think you can, you can't. Don't do it.
Yoh used his shaman powers to get that bitch pregnant on the first time
Does anyone know the name of that manga where I guy lives a neet life then falls into a pool and becomes young again, and has lewd adventures with all his friends while they're all young with him?
90% of the people in this show have sex.
I can think of maybe three relevant characters that are untainted.
I liked how they made a doujin for that chapter, it made me chuckle how they actually used the dialogue from the chapter as well
>For the record, the author did skip the sex scenes. That was in a fanfic section of his website when SAO was still a webnovel. There's one of Kirito fucking Lizbeth too.
He keeps writing short stories that are continuations from that honeymoon scene. (Even though they're never published in the main books.) Basically except for the bit with Yui, they fuck daily.
Also at the end of the webnovel
they get trapped in a time-accelerated and far better simulation full of disembodied native real people and in 15 minutes or so of real time, they rule that world for a hundred years, so you know they fucked plenty there.
Also the non-canon epilogue that goes full harem.
I don't think he's gone into comparable antics with Accel World though.
>The whole "two years of semen" thing is a joke right?
Nope, it's legit. They're still virgins though, with the Virtual world and all.
>That didn't actually happen in the actual LNs right?
It's was part of the Web novel, until the author removed it. It's now hidden away in Fanfiction.net.
>They're still virgins though, with the Virtual world and all.
They've probably fucked a lot in real life. They've been dating for like 5 years now.
>It's was part of the Web novel
It wasn't. It was always on the 18+ section of the website.
>(Even though they're never published in the main books.)
You know it's coming. Already has a title and abec art and everything. 16.6-16.9 (minus 16.8.5, apparently?) are now Sugary Days 1-4.
>they fuck daily
More like several times a day. Reminder that the events of 16.6-16.9 occur in the span of less than a day.
And speaking of 16.9,
>As she said this, her right hand which had been suspended in midair then pressed itself upon my left cheek.
>With that, she turned her body while having to strain a little, meeting my lips with hers. They started off as gentle pecks. But afterwards, these virtual organs deepened and intensified their contact. Sounds soft yet moist, smells of sweetness, breaths increasingly more ragged.
>While my body was receiving these countless numbers of sensation inputs, I thought of something: Innumerable photons are speeding through the air or in underground fiber optic cables. These things are definitely not virtual. Rather, they exist there - or here.
This was the relationship between Asuna and myself.
>A passionate love filled my body, and with a sudden urge, I tightly held her slender body close as my hand unknowingly crept underneath her thin sweater.
>"Nngh... No, today, not before tonight... aahn..."
>Despite these gasps at my ear, her greedy kisses did not abate. The violently shaking rocking chair tapped the floorboards unevenly.
>Finally, a plea as if mixed with sobs made its way to my ear:
>"Kirito-kun...cum...in...in me... Kirito-kun, cum...!"
>I gave no reply but used my two arms to pull in Asuna's body to me. (Details omitted.)
Fortunately, after 16.5, Kawahara has learned to leave the details of sex out of the text, though this was pretty damn lewd already.
>The whole "two years of semen" thing is a joke right? That didn't actually happen in the actual LNs right?
It's not a joke. The official author did write that AND other hentai chapters too. He even wrote a Silica x Tentacles chapter. But the light novels aren't hentai, so the publisher didn't include those hentai chapters. The author did release them in a book at Comiket and that's where a number of translated chapters come from.
>Her sides became diamonds before that could happen.
You're thinking of the wrong autistic girl. If you look close, half her abdomen has shattered off already.
Yes it does.
These twins turned me into a trap loving faggot.
I can comprehend walking a girl home gently. Maybe lightly hold her hand and escort her past every possible danger nice and slowly. Put your coat over puddles and shit.
What I can't comprehend is the idea of walking her home roughly. Like would you drag her home by her hair and throw her through her front window?
You'd have to be pretty fucking dense to think otherwise
>Is Hana's story really canon or is it just some author bullshit?
I've only read a few chapters of the sequel but why would you think it's not canon? Does it contradict something from the first Shaman King manga?
If you read 16.5, it's readily apparent that at least when he wrote that, the limit of his sexual experiences were pretty much confined to doujins and lemonfics.
I hope he's found a nice girl by now.
Oh, I see
Though I'm in the same boat as you (only read a few chapters and the Funbari no Uta oneshot) I was expecting for it to get more in line with the first manga as the plot advanced
>waiting on a hot rich gamergrrl who enjoys spoiling you and is good at playing video games and everything else in life to strip down and more or less ask you why you're not fucking her
There's a reason why Asuna is a fictional character. Kawahara should stop disappointing his mother and start spreading his genes for the next generation already.
Pls. Don't ruin my mental image of the lonely nerd tapping away on his laptop at a family restaurant.
I wonder how Kawahara would initiate a conversation with a girl he's interested in. I hope it's not with video games.
He does have to report to Kadokawa's ASCII Media Works building every now and then at the very least.
I think video games would be the best angle he can do it at, other than biking, maybe. It's a subject that he can talk a lot about with passion and wow potential dates with his grand knowledge.
He might be a little shy about it in public. I tried to get him to pose with a store aisle full of SAO merchandise and he politely declined. He also wouldn't wear the Asuna shirts in public.
I thought this pic was him at a convention?
Maybe that doesn't count as the same kind of "in public" though.
Cutest manga, cutest couple.
THE SHOW THAT LEAVES NOBODY HAPPY
they fucked also
And we know what will happen next...
Anon-kun, why haven't you procreated yet
Which one first?
Fucking dammit don't remind me. I had disturbing dreams about that.
It was implied, right? I'm not just reading into the overtly sexual overtones of being naked with each of them?
Writefag here. Sex scenes are the easiest thing to write. Just write what turns you on and stay within the limits of what the human body can actually do.
The hard part to get right is all the romantic tension that leads to sex. Especially if there are awkward bits where each party can misinterpret each signal, in seven different ways.
Read the epilogue, volume 17.
Holo and Lawrence are planning a wedding party and invite the people they have met over their travels Holo is mysteriously happy. Lawrence is shitting bricks. Holo tells Lawrence that she is pregnant Lawrence feels the shiawase and engages in lewd hand holding with Holo The two shamelessly hold hands as they go to meet their guests
Ironically if your writing sex scene's the easiest one's to write are graphic rape/gang-rape one's. You don't have to focus on the mood & can focus on the heroine being in pain/being abused by guy's as they laugh/play with her like a broken toy
Literally in the first scene of the first chapter.
Why did the author have to fuck everything up?
>naked together at a hot spring
Yea, it would be impossible.
no more, i don't want to be reminded of that crap anymore
It would make my life...
What a way to lose the v-card, I mean, she started and then didn't stop until she was unable to walk.
Show was shit but that would have been sweet
Speed reading. You can usually read faster than your perceived "max speed" if you are given a pace to keep up with. You can speed up even more if you read clusters of words at a time instead of individual ones.
>this is considered writing
And here I thought 50 Shades dropped the bar.
>tfw I was in that thread
Depends on what your definition of "lezzing out" is.
Light fingering, maybe some cunnilingus, that's not really sex.
Years of hardcore lesbian orgies that almost assuredly involved all manner of fisting, toys and other crazy shit is more sex than standard intercourse.
>not noticing the hole in the condom
>not noticing the pin in the board
>mfw reading that
This is literotica tier
Do you think the automatic poop/piss collectors would have also collected semen/ladyjuice fluids, or would that have required a seperate cleaning? I could see semen clogging up an automated collection system.
wonder what it'd be like to be a nurse watching over all these comatose helmet head turbonerds in the hospital and suddenly this skinny asian kid starts panting real heavily and his body temperature increases and he starts moaning and suddenly he just blows two years worth of semen into the fluid collection machine
I wonder if there's a black market for Nervegears. The higher neural resolution could give you an edge for competitive VR gaming, as well as feel better for all the VR sex games that would inevitably come out.
Normies don't like anime, you fucking fag. Leave.
A loli end masterpiece
>literally being this narrow-minded
>tfw she will never be real
Nah, Kawahara had a page for various lewd fics. 16.5 was there, but so were things written by other people, submitted to him through the text board.
Silica x Tentacles, Asuna x Slugs, and Kirito x Sayaka x Alicia Rue, were all written by what amounted to his fanbase at the time.