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What's his real name?

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What's his real name?
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>>124277935
Denwa
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Taaki
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>>124277965
Denwa
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overrated shit
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>>124278021
Why does his butt hurt?
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Desu
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John Sumisu
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God.
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>>124277935
Suzumiya Kyon
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Arthur Pendragon
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>>124278075
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>>124278050
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>>124277935

That One Guy Who Can't Decide If He Wants To Deck Haruhi Or Throw her Down On The Club Room Table And Rip Her Clothes Off.
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>>124277935
TADA BANRI
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>>124277935
Bane?
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I remember reading somewhere that said he got a majestic name
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>>124278769

Yeah, but then his aunt shortened it to Kyon, and it stuck. We never learn his real name.
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Isn't it convenient how we know the name of every character except Kyon? Just like how we know the name of every character in the bible except god?

Kyon doesn't need a name because he is god.
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>>124279018
Kyon doesn't need a name because Haruhi doesn't care
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>>124278829
why does the author stop writing new volumes anyway?
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Pico
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>>124279018
But we do know gods name, Jehovah
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>>124279349
>Jehovah
>not Odin
smite thyself
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>>124277935
ジョン・スミス
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>>124279349
Gods name is Thursday you knave
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That's Guillotine Gorilla.
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>>124277935
albert einstein
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>>124277935
The John Smith Who Will Change The World
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Koyomi Takeda.
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>>124279303
>No new volumes
>No season 3

It's over
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>>124279018
For a while I thought the pattern was ordinary humans never get their full names revealed - Kyon, Tsuruya, Taniguchi, etc. Anyone with a full name had some sort of supernatural identity.

But there are some really minor characters (the girls in the band from the festival ep) with full names and nothing unusual about them so I dunno.
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>>124279407
>>124279403
>>124279349

It's Abraham
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>>124278637
>unnecessarily long and explanatory name

Looks like we have ourselves a great LN title.
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>>124277935
Mohammed
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>>124277935
John Titor the Time Traveler.
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>>124279582

The Sexual Frustration of Haruhi Suzumiya
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>>124279577
nu uh
its elohim
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>>124278050

Koizumi got him drunk.
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Carlos.
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Art Vandelay.
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>>124279619
DOUJINS WHEN
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Sakata Gintoki?
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>>124277935
Ben Al Alfleck Ibn Hassam Alkek
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>>124277935
Angry Pesso
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His real name is just Kyon. He's butthurth about having a lame name so tries to convince people Kyon is his nickname, and real name is much cooler. Unfortunately, the only people he's been able to convince are the readers.
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>>124279018
It's Yahweh, uncultured heretics.
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>>124279638
It's Ahura Mazda, you thieving cunts.
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Kyon's sister's brother.
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>>124279650
>Kyon + Koizumi

OTP
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>>124279018
>we know the name of every character except Kyon
So what's the name of the Computer Club President?
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>>124280840
You just said it
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>>124277935

Gendo Ikari. That's what he changes his name to after Haruhi causes the Second Impact.
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>>124280821
Hmmm, how royal and imposing sounding.
You might be onto something.
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Watashi
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anon
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Keion
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Koyomi Araragi
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>>124277935
Sugita
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>>124281492
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>>124277935
Chris Chan
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Confirmed for slav
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>>124277935

His name is Robert Paulson
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>>124278015

Laughed.
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Haruhi's manslave
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>>124279018

Tanigawa was heavily inspired by Dan Simmons' Hyperion saga, and Kyon is probably a reference to the first book where the MC is just called "the Consul" and is never given a real name.
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>>124279546
>>124280840

> mffw

My fucking face when
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>>124277935
Producer-san
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>>124277935
Nice try Light Yagami, just because Haruhi gets to be a real god is no reason to kill her toys.
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>>124282631
What sort of illness does she have?
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>>124283318
god complex.
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>>124277935
mr denwa kun
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>>124279303
Writer's block
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>>124279403
>Odin
>not Cthulhu

fm'latgh mnahn' hlirgh
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>>124281117
correct!
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>>124283842
This.
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>>124279018
We don't know the name of the dickhead time traveler either.
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>>124282415
So who's the Shrike and did Koizumi fuck it?
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>>124284584
Fujiwara?
Maybe he wasn't lying and his parents actually did name him something like that.
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>>124277935
In the beginning of the series when they had their original seating arrangement it was alternating boy-girl-boy-girl in alphabetical. Kyon was in front of Suzumiya who was in front of Taniguchi. Deducing this, I bet his last name is the same as the author's because why not, it fits. Tanigawa.

Sasaki said he had a royal and imposing name, and 卿 (you, lord, secretary, state minister - http://jisho.org/search/%E5%8D%BF%20%23kanji) can be read "kyou" so I bet his first name is Kyou-something. Kyousuke? Who knows.

Sasaki also revealed that his name is spelled with uncommon kanji so maybe it's comprised of other kanji that can be read as "kyo-" something. My moon isn't high enough to really know for sure.

So for now, my headcanon says his name is Tanigawa Kyousuke.
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>>124284637
Good question
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Captain King
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tona-chan :>
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>>124284637
that other robot girl
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>>124277935
kyon
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His name is Kyoutarou
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>>124288413
>Kyoutarou

That's not regal enough. Kyon would've been more important to Kiyosumi than that.
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his name is

Denwa
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>>124288587
He and Nodoka would have gotten along well with their SOA attitudes.
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God.
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Hyperion
The Pilgrims - The Priest | The Soldier | The Poet | The Captain | The Scholar | The Detective | The Consul

Supporting Characters - Meina Gladstone | Rachel Weintraub | A. Bettik | Father Dure | Theo Lane | Siri | Merin Aspic

Pax Era - Raul Endymion | Aenea | Nemes

Haruhi Suzumiya
Kyon - Raul Endymion and The consul
Yuki Nagato
Mikuru Asahina
Itsuki Koizumi

who is based on who ?
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>>124277935
Kinsoku jiko desu
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>>124288740
I am starting to think that Nodotits may eventually feel the same as Kyon. Nodotits's been exposed to endless parade of occult, but Saki's occult is something that she can't simply ignore.
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denwa?
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>>124277935
Kyon Ani
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>>124288943
dun dun dun
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>>124288943
winrar
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Qui-gon Jinn
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According to Haruhi his real name is Bitch
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ジョン・スミス ジョン → キョン

JOHN → KYON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd-CrbHG_vc
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>>124289347
I want to molest loli Haruhi
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>>124278358
underrated post
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>>124289663
Reminder that sugita has voiced hentai
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>>124277935
Kyon's sister's brother.
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>>124277935
Ryuugamine Mikado
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>>124289728
>>124278358
That sounds like a terrible fate
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>>124283842
>Cthulhu
>Not Azathoth

HERETIC!!!
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>>124290129
>Azathoth
>not Demonbane
My god can beat up your god
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>>124289747
Yaoi hentai
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>>124283344
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>>124288831

Like Haruhi, Nodoka seems to be able to ignore and rationalize a lot.
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>>124284854
I don't think even Tanigawa is that egocentric that he'd name a character after himself
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>>124277935
God.
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>>124282740
Light really died like a shameful bitch.>>124283344
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>>124277935
Denwa
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Why the fuck would his name be John Smith when he told younger Haruhi that?
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>>124296044

ジョン・スミスは「涼宮ハルヒの消失」他でキョンがハルヒに使った偽名です
キョンの本名はまだ明らかにはなっていませんが有力なのは
貴洋(たかひろ)→きよう→きょう→キョン
だそうです
苗字は「涼宮ハルヒの消失」によるとおそらく「鈴木」だと思われます

KYON = TAKAHIRO SUZUKI
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>>124296306
Translate it weebs.
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>>124296322
The pleasure of being cummed inside.
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>>124296306
Meaning...
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>>124296591
Google translate helps.
Takahiro (Taka Hiro)→ kiyō → kyō → kyon
Takahiro comes from the list in Disappearance.
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clearly, his name is TAKYON
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Kyon Name is

東雲恭一 Kyoichi Shinonome or

鈴木貴洋 Takahiro Suzuki
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>>124279349
His name is YHWH, which is pronounced as Yahweh. Jehova is a mispronounciaton spread by a bunch of illiterate heretics.
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Kyoichi Shinonome
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What's the name of that omnipotent Lovecraftian entity unaware of its divinity?
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>>124296306
>TAKAHIRO SUZUKI
Of Taka and Toshi?
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>>124279018
What's his sister's name ?
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>>124277935

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
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Juan Esmitsoniano
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>>124297493
Kyon.
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Tomokazu Sugita
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>>124297493

Nano Shinonome
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John Titor
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>>124284854
>>making this deduction
>>not saying simplest answer
his name is wawawa wasuremono

thank me later
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Mike Tyson
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>>124296854
>>implying that doesn't mean "i am"

and his name is "gonzales" haruhi-chan said it
gonzales->Gon->Gyon->Kyon
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>>124284584
fujiwara asahina
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsBeKqvROZs
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>>124296854
Hi, im jewish, and youre wrong.
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>>124298034
Fujiwara was a pseudonym
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>>124297734
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>>124298138
You aren't a proper Jew if you're watching anime.
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Cosme Fulanito
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>>124299940
pls no bully goyim
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>>124298138
Reminder that Talmud was codified roughly two to three hundred years after the Bible and that Rabbinic Judaism is younger than Chalcedonian Christianity.
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>>124299940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLc30VSPdgY
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>>124302009
Sasaki? That you?
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So after 3 episodes of Yuki-chan i'm getting into Haruhi for first time, it's okay to watch 2009 in original order?
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>>124304217
Yeah,m watch it chronologically if you want it to make sense and be enjoyable, watch it in broadcast order if you want to lessen your experience just so you can claim to have followed the lol so randumb director's gimmick of an "artistic choice" and fit in with the /a/ hivemind.
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>>124304217
I watched it in chronological order but you can do it however you like.

You may want to skip chapters 13-18 since the only changes there are are the clothes each character wear and some bugs.
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>>124298075
>Takahiro Suzuki
I hope not, that name's boring as shit.
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>>124304217
Yeah, chronological order makes more sense nowadays now that there is more material to fill in the gaps. The broadcast wasn't a bad idea to make for an interesting climax, but now you can consider that to be the movie.

Also 1st, any middle, and last episodes of Endless Eight is the general consensus.
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>>124304375
You watch in broadcast order so the climax of the thing doesn't happen so early on and the ending isn't an incredibly boring episode.
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>>124305375
But now the ending is a movie.
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>>124305236
1, 4 and 8 is the best way to do it.
1: initial
4: most artistic and ceative in its cinematography
8: conclusion
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Houin Kyouma
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>>124305789
>managing to spell Houoin wrong
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>>124305859
It's a totally different name. No relation.
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>>124305236
>Not watching the whole Endless 8, fifteen thousand times

What a faggot
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>>124296854
Please stop talking about what you clearly know nothing about.
YHWH is what's Kyon is to his real name, or moreover, what "Devil" is to "Satan".
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>>124305891
Oooooh, I see.
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>>124279619

My Club Leader Is A Total Bitch But I Still Want To Fuck Her!
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