8man is slowly coming out of his 'shell' and with the incoming Yukinoshita family drama he just might end up broken and locked shut into his former self again.
Who will get him out of there and why will it be
I hope no one.
The suffering is more enjoyable.
He's gonna be carrying that weight when the safe tile moves in to give plump comfort.
The implication is that he will present the world's most awful election speech in lieu of Iroha, so as to obtain a vote of no-confidence and invalidate her election candidacy without her suffering any of the negative repercussions.
Any speech bad enough to pass a vote of no-confidence will have a lasting impact on the person making it; we're talking about /pol/ levels of socially unacceptable behaviour here, so he's essentially going to flagellate himself in front of the entire student body.
I wonder what kind of car Haruno would drive because right now Sensei is clearly best girl.
Best girl incoming.
>/pol/ levels of socially unacceptable behavior
God I can almost imagine 8man going on a rant about niggers in front of everyone now, and how everything awful is because of the Jews.
>tfw Sensei will never drive 8man and his 8inch
another thing to take note of is that 8man's vastly overestimating his ability to get the entire student body to hate him enough for the no confidence vote to happen in the first place
Best possible ending for 8man is a Iroha end. He keeps his friendship with the club and Iroha would still come to service club to keep an eye on him just in case.
>Best possible ending for 8man is a Iroha end.
Honestly in all seriousness I think an Iroha end would be nice just because it guarantees that the Yukino/Yui friendship can remain intact.
And then there's also the fact that Iroha is best girl, but that's already a given.
Plump is seriously quite questionable. I wonder what is the original word in moon, she seems more fuwafuwa than plump to be honest. She is almost as flat as Yukino.
Only shitposters would say it's fine. Better question is, what does Saki think of all this?
>come up with yet another genius plan
>bitches hate me all over again for it
>bitches just jealous
This show is like a nonstop barrage of cute smiles.
One thing to take note about S1 8man and S2 8man (or if you want, pre-genuine[/spoiler] and post-
genuine) 8man is that early 8man is the one with the funny monologues everyone rememes, like youth is a lie and bear habitats and whatever. It's also what the /8maninhighschool/ crow tend to cling onto as the likeable version of 8man, as compared to the dramafest we have right now
This is interesting because as Komachi points out later on 8man only gets onto these tangents when he's trying to bullshit his way out of something - the more bullshit it is, the harder he's trying to evade reality. The more he opens up to the service club, the less we get these moments. The most recent is his Chiba monologue, which he blatantly admits is a ploy to avoid noticing how kawaii Iroha is
Basically: if anyone seriously wants S1 8man/loner 8man and his monologues back, you're basically asking for the version of 8man who constantly lies to himself and runs away
Plump to you is fucking obese to everyone else.
>That slyness and cuteness, however, was directed at Hayama Hayato, and not me, so I was able to stay composed. I’mma pretty darn sure I’d fall for her first trap had I been the same as my pure and younger self, ya know…?
>By intentionally thinking in a different accent, I faced my identity as a citizen of Chiba, solidifying my love for my hometown and was able to calm down. Phew, close one. If it wasn’t for my love for Chiba, Irohasu’s slyness would’ve completely annihilated me. Thank you, Chiba. I love you, Chiba.
He still does it occasionally, though it seems like he just devolves into rants about Chiba to ignore the fact that he may be attracted to one of the girls.
Iroha is basically the average of the breast size of all the Yahari girl; in other words she's straight in the middle. So yeah, she isn't a cow, but she isn't a washboard.
I wonder if there's a word for describing a size that's in-between those two? Oh yeah there is! Plump.
>there are now people that care for him or not
>your method is shit
>sperging like 8man
Seriously girls, fucking tell him to stop and you care for his well being. It is not hard.
I just realized his monologues got serious. I did enjoy his bear thoughts, but the current 8man is a lot better. Also I haven't seen anyone complain about his current monologues at all.