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Find a flaw
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lesbian
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>Find a flaw
Is this a new meme?
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>>124169468
monkey ears
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Lesbian
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not crab
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>>124169468
>Eyebrows
>Dyke
>Fujoshi
>Didn't sexually assault Karen
>Not Crab
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>>124169468
no one can
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>>124169542
he said flaw
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>>124169468
Short haired Monkey > Long haired Monkey.
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Didn't kiss Devil
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>>124169744
hot as fuck
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>>124169744
>your waifu can bench press more than you can
I am undeserving of those biceps.
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>>124169468
>>124169713
The fuck? She's long haired monkey? I thought she's Crab

Which monogatari it comes from? the 'Ore' one?
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>>124169468
hair too long
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>>124170223
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>>124169594
>Eyebrows
U R shit
>Dyke
she really wants the D for a dyke
>Fujoshi
It is a flaw?
>Didn't sexually assault Karen
Nisio can't write everything, be patient.
>Not Crab
That's her biggest quality.
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>>124169468
ponytail > twintails
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Monkey herself is perfect. Her fanbase however surpasses Snake in terms of autism.
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>>124173439
snakefag pls
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>>124173595
Why would I be a snakefag when I said that monkey was perfect?
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>>124169468
long hair
and lesbo
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>>124172037
>she really wants the D
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>>124173626
because snakefags hate monkeyfags
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>>124173704
>implying she doesn't
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>>124173862
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>>124169468
She doesn't want my D
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She's not real
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>>124169468
not Bat.
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>>124173965
How do you know if you've never met her? Maybe you'd really kick it off and she'd instantly want your D.
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>>124169468

Pentecostal woman hair
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>>124173919
She doesn't.
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>>124174128
>implying
http://pastebin.com/KhY8HU21
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Why is she so perfect.....?
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>>124174191
>cute tomboy body
>fun personality
>loyal bro
Perfect in every way.
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>>124169713
I think you got it backwards anon.
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>>124169468
In order from least offensive to worst:
>only entertaining with Arararararagi and not anyone else
>fujoshi
>claims to be lesbian when she's bisexual
>long hair
>her fans
>twintails
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>>124174401
No. All Gataris look better with short hair.
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>>124174496
Batfag detected
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>>124174496
>hating twintails
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>>124174401
Monkey looks good with ponytail, and alright with her hair down, but twintails is my absolutely least favorite hair style of hers.
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>kun = my boy
I don't know why I even bothered.
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>>124174579
I have no interest in settling for second best.
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>>124174810
holy shit thats bad
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>>124174810
How would you translate it to make it clear that Ougi is suddenly male?
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>>124169468
I don't want to and you can't make me.
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>>124174496
>claims to be lesbian when she's bisexual
Flaw how?

And it's not like any girl has only perfect hair, all of them have at least one bad style.
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>>124174872
they have a conversation about it immediately after
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>>124174175
>Teasing Araragi like usual means she wants his D
Why are Monkeyfags so delusional? You realize the reason she can be so sexually open and perverse with him is because she doesn't want to fuck him right? You clearly saw in Hana how flustered she got when a girl made a move on her, yet she never loses her cool around Araragi no matter the situation.
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>>124174911
Yes but the point was she repeated -kun because she's surprised she used it.
I mean I would be fine keeping the honorific untranslated but if you wanted to this seems like a pretty good job.
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>>124174191
self awareness
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>>124174920
I dont know if you read it, but it says she doesnt usually think about guys and would have dated araragi if he hadnt been dating crab. Meaning her tastes arent exclusive to girls.

she is obviously more comfortable than some girl she once knew that is coming onto her really hard
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>>124174496
>claims to be lesbian when she's bisexual
but those are the best
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>>124174920
Yeah she never loses her cool.

It's true she's relaxed around him because she not going after him but it's not because she finds him unattractive but because he's with crab.
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>>124174901
>all of them have at least one bad style.
Bat, Snail, Bee, Bird, Snake, and Doll. Only Monkey, Crab, and Cat have bad hair.
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>>124174999
more comfortable with araragi*
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>>124174901
>>124175028
Bisexual is fine. Lesbian is fine. Bisexual pretending to be lesbian is bad.
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Why was Araragi not erected after seeing monkey naked in Hana?
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>>124174872
>translating honorifics
>not just having a small translators note if you really need to explain it to the absolute plebbiest of plebs
>justifying retarded localization
hell, half of the jokes in this show are japanese puns and word play that only make sense in japanese

>>124175063
>bee
short hair bee a shit
ponytails are the only option
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>>124175063
I don't like all of bird's hair styles.
Snake's regular style is actually terrible but wiht the bangs up it's even worse.
Bee's ponytail is way better than her short hair.
Doll only has one hairstyle.
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>>124175135
how is that bad?
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>>124175044
You realize she freaked out because she woke up and someone was standing there right? It has nothing to do with it being Araragi.

Also finding him attractive doesn't make her not a lesbian. Plenty of straight men can find another man attractive/cool and idolize them the same way Monkey idolizes Araragi, that doesn't make them homosexuals.

She's only ever shown interest towards other females romantically/sexually throughout the entire series.
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>>124175144
He was, he started talking about his sisters in a desperate attempt to curb his raging erection.
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>>124169468
She isn't Nadeko.
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Monkey on the Front Page!

>>124169594
>Eyebrows
You piece of disgusting shit. You can die burning in Satan's asshole.
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>>124175241
Yes, all those males her age that monogatari is filled with she showed no interest in.
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>>124175277
thats what makes kanbaru so great, she is basically the complete opposite of snake
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>>124175144
Because he'd already seen the majority of the cast naked by that point including kanbaru's mom.
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>>124174985
>3rd year high school girl referring to someone who is one year her junior with "my boy"
>pretty good job
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>>124175328
>never sees his own Mom naked.
I don't know about you guys, but I think that bubble butt needs some fresh air.
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>>124175318
She's great for pairing with Nadeko because of their differences, nothing else.
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>>124175358
Well how would have done it?
They don't use TL notes
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>>124175393
Bat/Kankan snugglefest when?
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>>124175135
She said she rarely finds boys attractive.
I mean it makes sense to introduce herself as a lesbian even if 1 out of 1000 guys are attractive to her
No one really explains where they are on the spectrum anyways
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>>124175406
I would not translate things that don't have a translation?
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>>124175307
She goes to a High School with boys. And yet she's only interested in girls. Seems pretty lesbo to me.

And the fact this is a harem series and as of the latest chronological arc, she's still more romantically interested in girls over the MC speaks volumes over just how much of a dyke she is.
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>>124175433
cranberry can only dream of it
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>>124175328
"Hey Kanbaru, I almost fucked your mom"
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>>124175498
read this
>>124174175
she says she would have dated araragi, if he wasnt already dating crab
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>>124175498
She's not only interested in girls, she's only interested in crab and there was some thing with devil that's not really clear.
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>>124169468
Wait ..... is that monkey?
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>>124175509
Monkey, Kankan, Cranberry.
Kanburu has the best nicknames.

Why won't Bat let herself be snuggled/stepped on?
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>>124175559
>Taking every single thing a character says at face value
>in the fucking Monogatari series
Come the fuck on, literally right after that she says they should kill Senjougahara so they can run off together. I guess that proves that Monkey secretly wants to kill Crab right?
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>>124175498
She was only interested in Crab. not even Hanekawa piqued her interest
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>>124175607
>not knowing that this is Monkey
Yup, that's Monkey / Gay-sex central.
Watch the show dude.
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>>124175627
She's too haughty.
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>>124169468
the twin tails
she's better when it's all let down
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>>124175589
>>124175663
>Thought Bat was cute
>Lusted after Snake
>Had to punch herself in the face to stop from molesting Karen in the novels
>Thought she should have kissed Numachi

>only Crab
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>>124175663
I feel like she was interested in Hanekawa in some way. Can't remember where this is coming from though.
In the LN it's very apparent she has feelings for Karen. She even goes as far to say that Araragi genetics are godly or something like that.
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>>124175640
>anything I don't want to be true must be a lie/joke

Why would she lie about that when she admires him so much and he's being truthful to her?
That doesn't seem in character.
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>>124175640
>implying people actually mean what they say at any point in the series
>in the fucking Monogatari series
Come the fuck on, literally right after araragi says he wouldnt molest his sisters he does
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>>124175663
You forgot she's also into Snake.
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>>124175724
>thinking little girls are cute
>sexual

okay
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>>124175781
That was only one example.
Now is she had seen Kiss-Shot it might have been different.

Also, is it just me or do you think Nisio got really fucked up before naming Kiss-Shot? I mean, it's awesome, but the first time I read it I was like "somebody is on crack"
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>>124175724
If we're going by that then she also wanted Araragi, thus making her a bisexual
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>>124169578
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>>124175744
Like half the shit Monkey says to Araragi is teasing and fucking around.

For how much you people like to circle jerk about Monkey you sure don't understand her character at all if you think she has any serious feelings towards Araragi past "He's so fucking cool."
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>>124175741
>Can't remember where this is coming from though.
Your deluded mind.
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>>124175845
The point is she doesn't go nuts over every girl she sees. Her only interaction with any guy is Araragi and she seems pretty into him so you can't state she's not bi with any certainty.
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>>124175845
I think of it as a parody of Japs naming things long strings of random English words because they think it sounds cool. No clue if it really is or if he did it genuinely, but pretending it is makes it better.
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>>124175865
Going by what?

Clearly stated romantic/sexual feelings towards multiple females vs being close friends with a guy = bisexual?
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>>124175882

"This might be a bit thoughtless of me to say, but... Kanbaru. Not to copy what you said earlier, but if I had met you before I started going out with Senjougahara, I think I might have ended up going out with you..."

"Right. To tell you the truth, I was thinking the same thing. If I had met you before I fell for Senjougahara-senpai. It's incredibly rare for me to think such a thing about a member of the opposite sex."

what a hilarious jokster these two are
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>>124175882
Everything she teases him with, like praising him or devoting her life to him is only half joking. She does actually think that she just exaggerates.
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>>124175882
I have to agree with this anon.
She is clearly likes Araragi to the point of wanting him to fuck her butt. It's kind of like how we're all gay for Araragi. There's nothing straight/gay about it.
I'm not sure how much of it is joking/the truth, but I do notice that things change dramatically in Monogatari (Araragi complains that siscons make no sense and then falls for his sister)

>>124175865
That would make us all bisexual as we all want to fuck Araragi.
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Holy shit, she's beautiful
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>>124169468
Being mean to Devil.
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>>124176019
>650x365
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>>124175904
Probably had a great Monkey/Cat sex dream that I can't remember.

Last Monogatari dream I remember was about Doll, and it was only kinda sexual.
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I thought it was obvious monkey was bi. Dunno why some people make a big fuss about it.
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>>124176062
>implying devil didn't deserve it
Doing something like that to monkey
Running away and killing herself
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>>124175972
>It's incredibly rare for me to think such a thing about a member of the opposite sex.
Even if we assume she's 100% telling the truth, at best this makes her Araragi-sexual, not bisexual since she's clearly not attracted to men.

If you develop a serious man crush on another dude that doesn't make you bisexual.
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>>124176101
Because anon, if she doesn't want the dick she's obviously worthless as human being!
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>>124176124
Incredibly rare, not unheard of. Ragi isn't the only guy she's been attracted to.
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>>124176124
She said rare, not unheard of.
Meaning it's happened before.
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>>124176101
Being Bi is pretty gay if you think about it.

>>124176122
Poor Devil. If only she had withstood the pain, those two could be happily eating each others sushi now.

>>124176172
Ok, but say you were attracted to like 2 guys in your LIFE. Would you call yourself Bi?
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>>124176122
>Grabbing her boobs to take the devil arm that make her sleeping with duct tape every night immediately after being slapped.
Devil did nothing wrong.
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>>124176172
>>124176200
What point are you trying to make?

A person who is bisexual is attracted to males and females almost equally.

Monkey clearly doesn't fall into that category. At most she's a lesbian who can appreciate the male form and really likes Araragi because he's awesome.
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>>124176213
Of course. If I had been attracted to guys before that means I would know there's a possibility of being attracted to other guys in the future, so I would consider myself bi.
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>>124176124
why wouldnt you think she is telling the truth?
if you read the whole thing you would understand she thinks incredibly highly of araragi

even if she is an araragi sexual, that means she is open to guys

I dont think people here understand homosexuality is usually represented as a spectrum

It does make most sense to call her a lesbian, but saying she is strictly into girls is not right

>It's incredibly rare for me to think such a thing about a member of the opposite sex
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>>124176244
That would be like Girl Jesus grabbing your dick and curing your AIDS.
What stupid mofo thinks Devil was anything but a blessing? Sure, she got carried away, but she was only going to end up putting herself in a hell.
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>>124176373
but she didnt need to grab her tit

thats like jesus grabbing your dick to cure aids even though he didnt need to
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>>124176319
Well, I suppose I would have to call myself Bi. I've been sexually attracted to one very feminine guy friend of mine. (it was a horribly surprising feeling, but I have to admit it happened)
Still, I think I'd be sending the wrong message calling myself Bi. It's obvious to me that I prefer women.
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>>124176244
>implying
Devil said she wasn't an exorcist, she said she never actually did anything.
She said she was just a collector.

The arm came off without her interference, she just snatched it up when it did.
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>>124176334
>I don't think people here understand homosexuality is usually represented as a spectrum
No I understand that, but if you're 85% lesbian and 15% straight, to me that's lesbian.

In Monkeys case, it's probably closer to 99% lesbian and 1% straight.
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>>124176422
I laughed.
I guess I wouldn't mind. Fucking awesome way for a Messiah to act though. I would totally do that if I was Jesus. Probably why I'm not Jesus.
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>>124175967
She literally jerked him off.
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>>124176312
>A person who is bisexual is attracted to males and females almost equally.

Yeah no, a homosexual is attracted to just the same sex, a hetrosexual to just the opposite sex.
Bi fit somewhere in the middle, they don't have to be in the exact middle.

If she's attracted to mostly girls but sometimes guys she's still bi.
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>>124176446
You could probably go with considering a single person to be an exception. I personally wouldn't, but it's up to you.
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>>124176508
I always thought she just put her finger up his butt, to show how lewd she really is
If you think about it a handjob isnt that lewd
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>>124176508
>headcanon
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>>124176489
/thread

Well, no, but that's the whole gay thing right there.

>>124176508
>forcefully takes off his pants JUST to look at his dick.
Yeeaaaah, sure you did.
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>>124176489
>85% lesbian and 15% straight
That is being attracted to woman and men. Two sexes. Bisexual.
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>>124176545
>not sitting on his face to hold him down
Monkey did something wrong.
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>>124176508
>>124176545
>>124176551
I'm pretty sure she just pulled down his pants.
As close to skirt flipping as you can get on a guy.

Of course she also pulled off his pantsu but that's cause she's extra lewd.
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>>124176373
>>124176422
But what if the person in question was so happy about it? I'd thank Devil any day.

>>124176458
Didn't say she's exorcist, she collected the devil part. It just happened it's belonged to Kanbaru. She did say in Hana that she grabbed her boob to set up the transfer and the effect may happen in the next day.
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>>124176587
what part of spectrum dont you people understand

lesbian implies leaning to one side
bisexual implies in the middle of the spectrum
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>>124176587
No that's stupid. Plenty of girls find other women hot, does that mean they're bisexual? Fuck no.

Many men can be attracted to other guys in the form of "bro crushes" Does that make them bisexuals? No.
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I thought Monkeyfags were dead. I was just in a Snakethread that didn't get forcefully converted.
Then again it sort of turned into a "post your waifu" thread.
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>>124176638
That is not how it is. You either like the dick or you don't
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>>124176633
I rewatched hana recently and kanbaru only found her attractive right before she disappeared
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>>124176680
i bet you are the kind of person who think homosexuallity is a genetic thing

also if its either liking dick or you dont those options dont leave bisexuality as an option

how are people this stupid
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>>124176633
No, she said she was a collector.
She just set it up so she would get the part after it came off, she didn't force it to come off.

Why would you even think that after she spends the whole time telling you she never actually does anything?
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>>124176680
No, that makes no sense. That would make 90% of people Bi instead of Straight.

The spectrum thing is the last Science I heard on the topic.
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>>124176674
there has been like 5 monkey threads in the past 3 days, its been a weird week

also that picture scares me and doesnt really show how cute tsukihi is
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>>124169468
Not Bat

But she's pretty damn great.
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>>124176734
These people make me laugh.
My mother was a lesbian and my sister and I are both straight.
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>>124169468
That she is unable to find happiness as every good option for her is either taken, exorcised, a boundary she would never cross out of respect for her idol or related if you're into that kind of thing I know I am.
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She's a monkey

Monkeys carry disease and bite

Enjoy the aids
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>>124176761
Yes, she even got mad because she was not gay
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>>124176755
Well fine then.
She's a lesbian to those that want to view her as a lesbian and she's bi to those that want to view her as bi.
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>>124176687
>Did not found her cute the day they met again.
Another flaw.

>>124176739
Exactly, the transfer of devil arm happened immediately a day after she met Rouka, making Kanbaru didn't have to sleep with duct tape anymore.
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>>124176734
>also if its either liking dick or you dont those options dont leave bisexuality as an option
You can like dick or not.
You can also like vagina or not.
If you like both you're bisexual.
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>>124176822
I'd let her bite me if you know what I mean.
I mean it pretty literally.
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>>124176792
true, it's not her best picture. Tsukihi is still fucking cute as shit.

What is Monkey's favorite food?
inb4 Crab
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>>124169468
>Not crab
>Not vampire loli
She can have third place though. Tied with the cat.
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>>124176847
THAT'S ONLY COOL TIL MIDDLE SCHOOL!
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>>124176886
I don't think you're getting it. Without devil monkey would have woken up with the arm beside her and no longer attached on the same day. Devil did not speed it up at all.
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>>124176969
>tied with cat
>not snail

So close to good taste.
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>>124176935
you know sexual preference isnt 100% based around sexual organs right

I mean if you saw a dude with a vagina you wouldnt find that attractive right

That obviously implies there is some sort of spectrum based on personal tastes
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>>124176987
>People just "happen" to contact Devil-sama right before their arms/legs fall off.

This would make me believe that their free will is not their own. I mean, if Devil just happened to show up when the thing was about to fall off, sure, ok, she's a ghost, maybe she knows when these things happen. But for people to desperately contact her right before they heal makes no sense. Kaiki even tells her that she'll have to pay a price if she wants to help people.
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>tsukihi has a 火 in her name
I must be retarded, I always thought it was just tsuki

now I get why they're called the fire sisters
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>>124176987
She did. She set it up by grabbing her boob. What makes Kanbaru accuse Rouka of stealing her arm if she didn't do nothing?
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>>124177038
truth anon.
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>>124177080
I don't like fanart that has Araragi acting all flustered like a typical dense beta MC around Crab. All things considered he was pretty calm around her despite her merciless teasing and sexual harassment.
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>>124177080
Her price is being a fucking ghost anon.
I don't know exactly how devil operates but everything that we do know, she doesn't do anything to help, the arm is supposed to come off by itself with time, it past overdue, and most importantly; people can only save themselves, makes for a pretty good argument that she didn't do anything, just collected the arm when it was time.
Like a devil part grim reaper.
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>>124177106
Because she stole her arm?
She stole it after it came off but she still stole it.
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>>124177097
Yeah, I think they go over the reason in one episode. Not that I had any idea what they were talking about. (I'm learning though!)

>>124177143
Yeah, it's very not him actually. He's calm to the point of looking dense sometimes.
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>>124177143
He's flustered because she's grabing his penis
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>>124169468
nice discussion meme thread you got there, cancer-kun
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>>124177193
she is an apparition
she makes a point in hana to say that when she hugged a girl the next day the girls devil leg was gone and given to her
it only makes sense to imply that her touching someone steals their devil parts
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>>124177080
I like it, it reminds me of bake araragi.
He was pretty flustered around her at the start.
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>>124177244
So it came off because of what Rouka did that?
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>>124177278
Okay, so what about all my point s against your theory?
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>>124177306
is that thing supposed to be a cat?
I can see a bird beed snake donut monkey and snail
what is that thing
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>>124177355
yes, triangle ears means cat anon, don't you know anything?
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>>124169509
>any recurring thread is now a "meme"

Fuck off.
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>>124177306
I'd be pretty flustered around Crab at first too. Cold ass bitch suddenly be like "lemme bounce on that dick".
that's my fetish
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>>124177355
>is the thing with cat ears a cat?
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>>124176620
I never noticed that she actually pulled off her cutoffs
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>>124177193
>the arm is supposed to come off by itself with time, it past overdue
From where you got that? Oshino only told her it may come off years or decades, not after you meet your neighborhood Devil.
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>>124177306
what the hell is the penguin?
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>>124177306
Well one of his first interactions with her was her walking in front of him completely naked.

Compared to your average MC, he handled that shit about as well as you'd expect a teenage virgin highschooler to handle it.
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>>124177446
I'm pretty sure that's his underwear and socks.
Monkey doesn't half ass things.
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>>124177353
>i dont know exactly how the operates
thats the only point you made

everything else is random conjecture and just not getting it

Oshino said she would get her arm back after years or something
definitely not after one year

Kaiki knew that monkey coming into contact with rouka would make her arm missing, they even made a point to mention that kaiki knew that her arm was already missing when they met
He knew that she was going to collect it
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>>124177489
>>124177306
>bird
p-pls don't respond calling me a retard, I realize my stupidity now
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>>124177426
aside from the ears it looks nothing like a cat
also those are just triangles on the top of its head
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>>124177463
When did he say that?
In hana monkey said it took longer than expected when she found out it was gone.

Besides you're missing the point. The arm was kanbaru's problem. It represented her hate towards araragi. It was finally one when she let go of it.
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>>124177691
she never said that in hana
and oshino said that in bake

the arm didnt stay on kanbaru because of her hate
that implies she hated araragi up until the night after she met and got touched by rouka
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>>124177561
What is random conjecture? Oshino said it would be gone with time, he never said years.
When monkey found out it was gone she commented that it took longer than expected.

The arm is her personal problem to deal with, how exactly did the devil do anything?

You're the one with more conjecture here than me.
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You'll never call your sister's boobs lumps of meat
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>>124177814
>emailing my imouto right now to tell her that her boobs are lumps of meat.
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>>124177784
Wasn't it said at one point that it would be gone by the time she was in college?
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>>124177784
i watched hana recently and she didnt say that and oshino definitely said it would be gone after years in bake

how do you explain how her arm disappeared than?
Rouka literally says she is doing it, how do you now understand this
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>>124177691
It's from Suruga Monkey in Bake, I think.
>The arm was kanbaru's problem.It represented her hate towards araragi. It was finally one when she let go of it.
Pretty sure she doesn't hate Araragi anymore but the devil arm still attached to her even after araragi graduate.
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>>124177893
this
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>>124177771
Yes she did, right here.

>the arm didnt stay on kanbaru because of her hate
>that implies she hated araragi up until the night after she met and got touched by rouka

Yes it does because that's what happened. That's why she was so disappointed with how things turned out. She did not like how things turned out with Araragi which is why she decided to do something different with devil.

Did you not even listen to the intro she did in hana?
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>>124177771
>she hated araragi
More than hating Araragi, she hated herself for not doing what Araragi did with Crab's issue.
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>>124177893
Well it's her final year of highschool, close enough.
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>>124177916
She's a very complicated person. She admired and respected Araragi all throughout high school but she hated him too. She was still envious and resentful. It wasn't until he was gone that she finally stopped hating him.
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>>124177916
daw this is a cute picture.

What is Monkey going to do when an apparition comes out of her Gaen-related butt?
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>>124177947
>Monkey hate Araragi this whole time.
Any monkeyfags agree with this?
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>>124178055
Hate is a strong word. I think she definitely felt jealous torwards him for taking Crab away from her.
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>>124178055
hate is a strong word. Being resentful is more appropriate
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>>124177947
>thinking monkey hates araragi this whole time

>the show literally telling you that rouka takes the devil parts, which is something kaiki also acknowledges

>completely ignoring how the devil parts get on rouka, assuming they just disappeared with time

I think this is the most someone has not gotten it
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>>124178108
Not that anon but she actually hated Araragi. Hate in the actual sense of the word.
Hate enough to want to kill him.

Though Hana points out in Kanbaru's monologue that there basically hasn't been a person she hasn't hated.
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>>124178055
Monkeyfags understand monkey anon.
We accept all her imperfections.
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>>124178012
>She admired and respected Araragi all throughout high school but she hated him too. She was still envious and resentful.
I'm not sure about the hate and her being resentful towards Araragi, especially when Kanbaru and Araragi make the best banter conversation.
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>>124177983
Yeah this is more accurate.
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>>124178180
That's the event in Bake. I don't think she hate him like that anymore when she wants Araragi's dick.
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>>124178182
That's the point anon, she can hate and love someone at the same time.
She doesn't like the fact that she's envious and hateful but it's still there.
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>>124177983
Araragi confirmed better girl than monkey.
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>>124178236
The whole point was she was scared that the reason the arm was gone was because the object of her hate was gone, that he died.
But it was actually her hate that disappeared.
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>>124178180
But when Snakefags say the same thing that's a problem.
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>>124178290
No, the problem is snake never deals with her problems and doesn't take responsibility, the opposite of monkey does.
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>>124178290
yes, because Snakes imperfections include Genocidal.
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>>124178290
monkey makes a terrible wish then feels sorry about it and becomes friends with araragi

Snake wants to kill araragi because its more convenient for her since people wont ask her out, she also wants to kill all of the other girls for no reason
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>>124178290
The difference is that Snake is an unrepentant bitch who doesn't even attempt in any way to make up for her actions.

Kanbaru spends the entire series trying to make up for her mistakes and actively trying to be a good person.
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>>124178290
No, you refuse to accept snake's faults and mistakes as something she has to answer for.
You just give her a pass because she's cute.

It's hilariously ironic but also kind of old at this point.
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>>124178273
Araragi confirmed best girl.
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>>124178273
She certainly thinks so, causes a lot of problems for her.
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>>124178241
>>124178283
So is the hate towards Araragi really related to devil's arm disappearance? It is related in Suruga monkey in Bake, but in Hana?

Also isn't she joking to Araragi the whole time, like when she texted about her boob got grabbed? I don't see the connection of her 'hatred' to Araragi towards devil's arm disappearance.
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so should araragi be above monkey on every list from now on?
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>>124178510
She did say she'd be his bottom.
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>>124178283
> because the object of her hate was gone, that he died.
But it was actually her hate that disappeared.
I think it mostly because Kanbaru felt that devil's arm is her sin from her past. That's why she has to bear it.
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>>124178497
She hated Araragi at first, but that hatred faded away when he helped her out. However she still felt some resentment torwards him for taking crab from her. However despite that they still got along really well.

Once Araragi and crab left, her resentment towards Araragi vanished, so did her monkey arm.
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>>124178497
>I don't see the connection of her 'hatred' to Araragi towards devil's arm disappearance.

Her hatred towards Araragi is the reason for the devil's arm's appearance in the first place, how do you not see a connection?

The whole point is that even when she liked Araragi, even when she admired and respected him she still couldn't help but hate him. That was causing her problems and hat is why she could not lose the arm.
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>>124178497
she never hated araragi himself
she made the wish before even meeting him
she made the wish out of jealousy and hate toward someone who did something she couldnt for the one she loved

She had nothing to hate after that except herself
the arm is just a punishment for the shitty wish

Rouka took the arm
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>>124178531
Of course. A bottom is all that matters about her.
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>>124178497
Monkey on a truck!
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>>124178580
>Kanbaru felt that devil's arm is her sin from her past

That's related, she feels guilty hating the person who helped her so much.
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>>124178625
>Araragi turns down sticking it in that bottom
I'm not sure which one of them is gayer at this point. I sure hope Crab provides.
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How could she hate Araragi that much and be her bro at the same time. There has to be a catch.
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>>124178497
Don't listen to them. The Rainy Devil does actually have a mind of its own, it's not a mindless beast.

It just jumped ship from Kanbaru to Numachi because Kanbaru's deal was voided by Araragi surviving and Senjougahara appearing meaning it couldn't get any more soul out of Kanbaru.

However Numachi was going around collecting the parts which is a nice proposition for the Rainy Devil since it means there's someone who actually wants it.

Not sure how Numachi managed to give back Kanbaru's soul however.
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>>124178697
>>124178616
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>>124178652
Well if that's the case Kankan and Araragi think a lot alike when it comes to being part apparition. Araragi thinks his turning into a vampire is a punishment for his sin.
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>>124178616
>she never hated araragi himself
Yes she did, multiple sources in both suruga monkey and hana confirm this.

>she made the wish before even meeting him
Are you talking about her first wish? That was quickly resolved and she didn't even notice the arm attached to her and came off. She didn't spend the whole time from middle school bandaged up.

>she made the wish out of jealousy and hate toward someone who did something she couldnt for the one she loved
Yes, now you're going against your first point. Nice argument.

>She had nothing to hate after that except herself
the arm is just a punishment for the shitty wish
I wont disagree with that, she has a lot of self esteem and self loathing issues.
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>>124178675
Crab has this "please put it in my tight little butt, that's where I keep all my stress" air about her.
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>>124178616
>She never hated Araragi himself.
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>>124178697
Because she's not one dimensional anon. She's, wait for it, ambivalent.

Like the OP!

What a twist.
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>>124178776
Im saying she made the wish when she found out crab had a boyfriend
When she first meets araragi she has her arm bandaged

She doesnt hate araragi as a person she hates that someone could do what she cant
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>>124178838
Poor Monkey. First she offers her butt to Araragi, then she offers to cut off her arm for him. What a nice girl.
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>>124178625
She is truly a bottom.
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>>124178594
>she still felt some resentment torwards him.
This is one point I don't see anywhere. All I see was both of them are really friendly to each other.

>>124178604
I know the connection of its appearance, that's why I said in Bake, not Hana.
>even when she admired and respected him she still couldn't help but hate him
Source she still hate him?

>>124178616
Source on when the hatred disappear, the devil arm is disappear as well? Oshino told her that devil arm may come off after years or decades. I don't remember the devil's arm will be gone after her hate gone.
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>>124178888
While your quad 8's are impressive. She didn't offer to cut it off.
Oshino suggested it, she mentioned it would be inconvenient and then Oshino pointed out she was trying to kill a guy.

While I love Kanbaru dearly, she's definitely someone who grew into someone respectable. While her base morals were good(ish) in Bakemonogatari. She was ready to hate Araragi even when he was helping her, as seen with the RD fight.
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>>124178880
She made the wish seeing who it was, she didn't really know him when she made it but that doesn't change anything. The reason she started hating him never went away.

It been said multiple times, she's easily susceptible to hating people.
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Is hanamonogatari the last event in the timeline that happens even in the light novels?
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>>124178999
Nice trips
She did offer to cut it off, it was in the flashback in the middle of the fight. Araragi insisted he fight her instead.
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