>senjougahara ties hair up >pushes araragi to the ground

>asspull

>>124154367
Is this confirmed?

>>124154367
This happens to normies very, very often. 8-hour sex is just a myth. At best they'll spend 30 minutes because of foreplay, and because they'll fuck 2-3 times. Then they just cuddle, take a bath, go out to eat, and resume their daily schedule.

>>124154367
wat?

>there are people born after 9/11 having more sex than you

>>124154367
Anon you don't take a couple days off work every year to have a furious 8 hour masturbation marathon?

>>124154667
>In this post 9/11 sex environment??

>>124154667
>There are starving Africans having more sex than you

>>124154721
>9/11 position
Tell me more anon.

File: 1391584542650.jpg (27KB, 400x267px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 400x267px

>>124154730
Who needs sex when I have pizza and anime?

>>124154771
You crash your plane into her pentagon.

>>124154809
Your waifu needs you.

She's just asking him to take her on a longass gentle walk back home. Seriously.

>>124154827
with no survivors

>>124154912
I know where this is from but how do you walk someone home roughly?

>>124155103
You are asking a REALLY lewd question, anon.

Holy shit! Am I the only guy who can bang a girl for 8 hours straight?

Step it up, senpais.

>>124154367
How do I raise my little daughter so the she grows up to be exactly like crab?

Someone tell me why the fuck I'm still waiting for Commie

File: viper.jpg (36KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 600x600px

>>124155564
>Commie

>>124154912
but she was already at home

>>124155628
Holy shit did you just start watching anime this season or are you another epic memer

>>124155542
Rape her.

File: Monkey_phone.gif (1MB, 464x544px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 464x544px

>>124155564
I'm waiting for literally anybody other than CR.

>>124155521
You should go to a doctor

>>124155712
kanbaru, tsukihi and karen are kidnapped by some oddity hunter (tadatsuru), araragi saves them with help from yotsugi doll, the doll kills tadatsuru in the process. there are long useless dialogues and a lot of fanservice shots.

just saved you a lot of time, thank me later.

>Sex between long term couple is now consider "aspull"
Every year there are a trillion different harem anime/manga series, with a shit ton of hot and of age girls that remain canon permavirgin because this shit mentality.

>>124154367
Reminder that nothing happened.

>>124154646
Only 30 minutes of foreplay? That seems pretty low, an hour or two is more the average in my experience.

>>124154771
Sex so hot it could melt steel beams.

>this thread

Get the fuck out filthy casuals.

>>124156261
But jet fuel can't do that.

>>124156292
Crab threads always attract normies or so they say

>>124154367
>A couple that's been going out for almost a year and has been sexually active for most of that time having sex on Valentine's Day is an asspull that only happens in anime.
Are people on /a/ really that out of touch with reality?

>>124156461
OP self-inserts as Araragi. Thus, any sex is unrealistic and an asspull.

>>124154921
i chuckled

>>124154367
Did they ever eat crab together like Gahara said in Bake?

>>124156157
Is your experience girl magazines or reality?

>>124156461
whoosh

Where are the Frogposters when you need them?

>>124156705
>when you need them
Looks like you've mistaken, this is not /s4s/.

>>124156540
More like OP is trying to be sarcastic but failing at it

>>124156750
Plenty of blogging normies itt though. I thought that was what they were all about.

>>124156651
I wasn't aware there were magazines on that subject.

>>124154367
> this is what virgins actually believe

>>124154462
>asspull
He did pull his dick out of her ass

>>124154367
Her hair isn't even long enough to tie back like that!

File: d5ry24b.png (245KB, 900x827px) Image search: [Google]

245KB, 900x827px

>>124156879

File: 128544317209.jpg (33KB, 708x221px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 708x221px

>wanting to have sex for more than an hour
It's like you guys enjoy muscle cramps.

>>124156581
Ararararagi was the only one doing any eating.

>>124154367
so did they fucked OR NOT????

>>124154646
>Implying demi-vampire Araragi can't manage at least an 8-hour sex session.

Gahara's pussy was so wrecked she had to walk sideways the day after.

>>124158974
fuck off

>>124154367
>assertive women
>in japan

>>124154367
Do they really have sex?
dropped

>>124159753
but they've being doing it since Nise and that aired 3 years ago.

I stopped after nise.What do I have to go through now?

>>124156307
But sex can.

>>124159753
Literally this.

>>124158997
>walk sideways
clever

File: 11-crab.jpg (3MB, 2170x1570px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2170x1570px

>>124154367
>in the kitchen
>implying that senjougahara isn't a poorfag and that her home has more than one room.

>>124160042
boring Hanekawa arc with a great climax,Nadeko-yandere edition,Araragi travelling through time and space to molest loli Hanekawa,more Hachikuji,and the return of the best and most glorious girl Kaiki Deishu

File: chris_1453_635x.jpg (128KB, 635x500px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 635x500px

>>124156885
I don't think so

>>124160072

Only sex with Senjougahara.

>>124162475
how does sexing a crab even work?

>>124163819
>The male will wrap his claws and legs around the female. In some species, the female will go into this position willingly; in others, the male must prove himself through the hug. Once she's convinced he's strong enough, she'll stop struggling.

>The embrace can last several days, after which point the female will molt and the pair will mate.

>Some crabs will mate standing up, facing one another, but most species actually prefer the missionary position, with the female beneath the male.