Why doesn't he just fuck Hestia? Like seriously, how gay.

>>123881748
>why doesn't a japanese MC do something that isn't betamax
The question answers itself.

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>>123881748
He doesn't like oppai loli

I think it's because of her being a god and some rule

He prefers Frederica. Also he wants to become stronger and women get in the way of that.

>>123881748
Because this garbage doesn't need sex to sell to it's demographic (maladjusted teenagers).

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EH NANDATTE?

>>123881748
Because he is a bland harem protagonist?

Because
he didn't find her
in a dungeon
You fucking dumbass

>>123881748
He's like 14.

>>123881874
I fucking know it was /co/ scum and /v/ermin who force this false oppai loli bullshit.

maybe dude don't believe in seasonal dick goddess fads

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>>123881748
>Like seriously, how gay.
Hopefully really gay.

>>123881748
Because having anything more then the basic trope character types would require actual writers and distract from the video game setting they are trying to sell.

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>>123881748
I find the MC to be incredibly annoying, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is about him. I know it's not because he doesn't fuck the goddess, she's annoying as hell. It's something else.

>>123881748
This is how these kinds of anime always bait and pander you. They know what they're doing and it's intentional:

"If ~I~ were in this situation, I'd totally fuck that cute girl!"

and BAM you're hooked. I know, we're all so smart that we don't fall for this shit (and have the daily cliche complain threads to prove it) but in the end we must like it because we're still watching, waiting for the next adorable scenes

>>123882717

If their plan is to have the game (and the animu based on it) flop like a brick in the ocean, then it's working.

>>123882583
No it's just that you're a filthy secondary that hasn't read the LN

>>123882941
No, you're the EOP who doesn't know elevens use the word loli differently than us.

When did you ever find an alpha mc who fucks the girls?

>>123882978
Regardless she is still referred to as "loli big boobs" in the LN

>>123882981
Hentai and VNs.

>>123882812

>Implying the "bait and switch" tactic actually works.

The time before the sex scene between Ange and Tusk from Cross Ange took WAY TOO LONG. (And it was also a Nano-Feight / mecha show.)

We can also talk about School Days (and how the Wapanese obviously hate Makoto). And we can talk about Yosuga no Sora... But hey.

>>123882799
Is it because even though he has a good reason to want to become stronger, the very thing that kickstarted his EXP booster was crushing on the strongest swordswoman in the land?

>>123883044
Again, that is because they use the word differently.

>>123883049
And sadly DanMachi isn't that and no anime will ever be.

>>123883053
School Days and YnS are eroge adaptions, they barely count.

And Cross Ange isn't a haremshit show with a male MC, plus there's plenty of sex in it well before Ange/Tusk anyway.

>>123883209
But that's why people say it not because of /v/ or /co/ or whatever other boogeyman you can come up with

>>123883259
It is exactly the cross-boarding filth who doesn't understand such nuances.

>>123883245
>there's plenty of sex in it well before Ange/Tusk anyway.

You mean the /u/ sex, the /u/ rape, and the sorta-NTR bad guys having sex with girls?

>>123883313
What else would I be talking about?

>>123883432

Fuck You.

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>>123882799
Because he's voiced by the seiyu who's the mc in every single harem anime.

>>123881748
You are viewing the scene through the MCs delusion. He is confusing the platonic love of his mothersister as erotic. Just as he confuses the pointless act of " leveling up" in a video game dungeon as being a way to impress the teacher who saved him from a bully.

>>123882981
Shinmai

>>123881748
Because at the moment, whilst he is deeply fond of her, he also reveres and respects her as a Goddess

And anyways, she teases him loads and loves his reactions but as she is right now in the story, she will stop at anything actually lewd and back off.

>>123882799
Dude is like 12yo and every single female wants his seed.

How is this even remotely acceptable in the year of 2015.

As much as I want to watch this show for Hestia, I expect it to be a worse version of sword art online, if that were possible.

Does she make up for it?

>>123885517
2 eps now, actually pretty fun. I'm glad I picked it up.

Why can't I find this shit on nyaa? Should I use the moonrune title instead of the english one?

Because he's a pious faggot who doesn't realize that his gramps was a deity. Not only that but the deity which caused the most catastrophes by fucking something/someone.

Also forgot to add. Love the story.
He already has 3 yandere chicks after him by the end of volume 4.

>>123884121
>more than half of these aren't even harems

>fucking a goddess

>>123885982
So who are the yonder chicks.

Yeah I can understand shyness but when the girl is throwing herself to the guy character its frustratig to not see him do anything.

>>123887355
It's Japan's fault. /a/ would do it too. Can you not see already the amount of IMPURE SLUT that gets thrown around if their little waifu got so much as a finger inside them?

>>123887269
Hestia for starters, Freya and the girl from MoA who some idiots speculate to be Freya.
Otherwise you could add Lilly and that half-elf qt that is his adviser at the guild.

>>123887573
So Hestia, Freya, and Syr are the yanderes?

>>123884121

I don't mind him but why is this guy suddenly voicing EVERY MALE PROTAGONIST?
I mean, EVERY SINGLE ONE
How the fuck does he even have the time to do it? He's got to be in like, 12 places at the same time every week.
Not even Yuki Kaji was this overused.

>>123887752
Yep.
One goes after him on stake outs whenever she can (Hestia).
She charged the dungeon in the 4th or 5th volume i think.
And when she caught him peeping on chicks she punished him for not peeping on her.

Freya wants him as her toy or no one else can have him which is why she arranged for that ape and minotaur.
She's also spying on him non stop with her divine mirror and has a room full of Bell dolls.

Syr beat up a little kid half to death because she's so devoted.
Makes him lunch every day and also tries to get as much info/leverage on him as she can.

Then there's Lilly (the kid who got beat up) who got reformed and is now obsessed with protecting him from mostly female adventurers...

Now i don't quite remember the name of the qt half-elf but she organized a full blown rescue mission on a hunch multiple times.
Showed him around where to buy stuff even if it isn't her job and bought him a kickass small-shield to boot.

>>123888129
Ryu's the one who beat her up.

>>123888063
He sells.

>>123888366
Actually both of them did.

>>123881748
Because he's attracted to blond women who are stronger than him.

>>123888514
So why doesn't Freya just show up and destroy some monster she sets on him with uber-magic?

>>123881748
Something is in him that tells him that Hestia is more something of a mother figure probably.

>>123888569
Because she's banned from using her divine powers and can only use them secretly for a while thanks to sucking off her neighbors.

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>>123881748
I don't get it
>amazing body
>would so anything for you
>supportive and caring

Watching this show hurts. It fucking hurts

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>>123888645
>he doesn't want to fuck his mother figure

>>123888569
Can't use Divine powers in public after all. You have to be sneaky to use them.

>>123884935
Why would she stop? She even asked a drug because she wanted his D.

>>123888710
Dammit Freud.

>>123882799
he's basically the MC of any VN. Doesn't have much of a personality himself, which makes it easy to self insert

>>123888686
Nah later on it gets quite entertaining watching her and the others being pitifully in a one sided relationship aimed towards Bell.

>>123888686
>million years of life over you
>a literal goddess, someone that you revere
>first thought you expect is HOT GIRL MUST SEX

>>123888710
Freud, go and stay go. And take Oedipus with you.

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>>123888826

Isn't Hepheastus more of the mom, while Bell and Hestia are like brother and sister?

>>123888129
Syr, Lily and Eina don't qualify as Yandere, as of now, Eina is more of a big sister, Bell is her type but she doesn't love him.

Why is this seemingly the most popular show on /a/?

Its been generic as hell so far. The obsession with hestia is baffling. She's alright but.. that's about it...

>>123888941
Well considering who Bells grapms is she's actually his Aunt...

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What is she implying /a/?

>>123888970
She's just into younger guys and Bell has her full attention.
She even mentioned once that she'd join the Hestia familia and would quit working for the Guild

>>123888941
Bell is Hestia's follower, she is his mother figure. He's not related to Hephaestus, Hestia and Hephaestus are good friends. Lily is the one he sees as a sister.

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>>123888820
Gods have a history of fucking mortals. Which she clearly wants to do. And I don't remember any stories of mortals going "eww a girl, my heart isn't ready yet, can't we just hold hands".

>>123889011
The dick, and lots of it.

>>123889080
>And I don't remember any stories of mortals going "eww a girl, my heart isn't ready yet, can't we just hold hands".

I think Medusa in Greek Mythology would disagree with you as Posideon raped her.

>>123889137
>raped her.
>implying she wasn't asking for it

>>123888759
>self insert
>as male MC

Are you 14 or something?

>>123889137
Yeah. Anyone would disagree when a god descends from the heavens in a rival gods temple to rape a priestess while taking on the shape of a horse.

>>123888985
No idea. I enjoy the series a bit but the Hestia obssession is weird.

>>123889240
>a god descends from the heavens in a rival gods temple to rape a priestess while taking on the shape of a horse.

Man I fucking love Greek mythology. Its jam packed with complete and utter hilarious cunts.

Moonrune readers, is Mikoto an amazon or a ninja?

>>123889221
no but I am guessing the target audience for this shit is. Can't even count the horny teenagers who picked this up just because of the oppai loli

>>123881748
she is a girl, they have cooties

>>123889316
Anon, you are on /a/ and clearly watch anime.

You cant take any "superior" highground because there is none to take. You are as shit as the rest of us and love being pandered to as much as the next person here.

>>123888063
he is the male kana hanazawa

>>123889418
Is it that belief that causes you to roll around in your shit and cum all day

>>123889316
Welcome to anime.
Hey, atleast we get one or two interesting things here and there.

>>123881748
It's common knowledge that the most forward one is never taken seriously. See Marika from Nisekoi and Kazumi from Brynhildr etc etc.

>>123889292
Well Zeus is even better.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeus#Consorts_and_children

He was one big sicko and still is in the DanMachi world since Bell is his grandson here.

>>123881748
He's pure and loves someone else. Hestia preferred to stay a virgin for thousand of years and now wants the D of a 14 years boy. Serves her right.

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>>123889549
But Kazumi was declared winner in the latest chapter at least until last page.

>>123889011
She intended to chitchat with him all through the night.

>>123889852
>Thinking Murakami will really end up with Kazumi
This is just free fall, the final goal is Neko.

>>123884971
You new to SS?

>>123889989
>SS
>not /ss/

You new to 4chan?

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>>123889011
She was going to walk him home gently.

>>123884121
WATASE AOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't really remember pixiv going so wild about a single character before

>>123891475
50 cents.

>>123882981
Araragi from the Monogatari series..

>>123891609
She's gone well above that level.

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Why don't people post more Loki? Like seriously, how gay.

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>>123890499
>>123892160

I don't the original for this. Do you guys have it?

>>123891609
cento has around 1600 entries since October.
Hestia has 2100 since last week.

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>>123881748
>Why doesn't the meek, effeminate MC written by a 36 year old virgin just fuck all the dozens of girls that in-explicitly lust after his dick

These shows are basically gender swapped soap operas for NEETs, don't pretend otherwise.

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>>123891475
>>123891609

>>123892395
>2100 in a single week

Who the hell is a viable comparison to that level anyway? also that's not taking the pictures Hestia is getting from twitter into account either

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>>123892255

>>123888759
>vn protagonist
you don't have the slightest clue. just cause he isn't the typical loser protagonist of shit anime you watch doesn't mean he's self-insert. he's not an adult so him being middle of the road is fitting and shows his intelligence.

Her whole thing is being a bigger virgin than even Athena and Artemis. They have an excuse with their adventures and shit, but Hestia pretty much just makes sure Olympus is up to code and keeps things cozy while everyone has radical times. Her pussy is divinely protected from men by Zeus's decree (because even he thought some girls are too pure to defile), which I guess is why Bell goes after dungeon girls but not her.

Besides, she's the first-born child of Kronos. She's even older than Hades. She's the oba-san to all the Olympians. Why would you want such an old lady as "Aunt Hestia?"

>>123888759
>MC of any VN
>Implying all VN protagonists have don't have much of a personality

Idiotic comment of the day

>>123892063
>wanting a horsefucker
>>>/mlp/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2gASKqyk7g

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>>123881748
He fell in love

>>123893443
First, It's not like she does not want it.
Second, It's not like Zeus still has his powers.
Third, it's not like there are no other holes.
Fourth, as stated millions of times already, it's not like age isn't just a number.
Fifth, it's not like she's real.

>>123893443
>Her pussy is divinely protected from men by Zeus's decree (because even he thought some girls are too pure to defile)
I don't think you can get more pure than that.

>>123893635
yes? that's the point of a VN are you retarded?

>>123881748
Because these things are always like this. If you want sex, go watch porn. If they fuck there is no gag.

That's the thing. Men don't get embarrased if (by any strange circumstance) a woman is all over them and shows it openly.

That's why this is supossed to be shocking and funny (and i suposse it is shocking and funny when you haven't seen it 100000000000 times already).

Do you know there is something called "target demographic audience"? It means this show IS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU, it's for younger boys.

If this trope annoys you, that means that it's time for you to move to other kind of shows.

>>123893808
You've obviously not played many VNs if you think ALL visual novel Main characters have little to no personality.

>>123894057
any in this case means any other obviously.

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>>123881748
Because in Greek Mythology, Hestia was a virgin goddess so maybe it has something to do with her being pure maybe they'll bring up something like if she fucked someone she can't be a goddess anymore so ending will probably be her giving up her god status to marry and fuck MC

Who knows?

or her being raped then mc becomes edgy or something

>>123894124
It carries out and is w.

>>123881748
self control
>fucking your goddess and stripping her of her magic

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>>123894208

Pretty sure she'll become salad fingers if she loses her hymen

>>123888985
This is the next SAO, but not (yet) mainstream popular enough that anonhipsters are obligated to hate it, so they're getting all in on the bandwagon early because they secretly really liked SAO

Prove me wrong.

>>123895249
>because they secretly really liked SAO

This is the only part you're wrong about as SAO has been shitposted on ever since the "beater" line on the livestream

>>123881748
>Why doesn't he just fuck Hestia? Like seriously, how gay.
The better question is why is Zeus inside Bell when he knew how pure Bell is and is less likely to fuck Hestia when his original goal is to fuck Hestia?

>>123895430
>has been shitposted
I think you mean pointing out that it's shit.

>>123895430
Just saying I'd be unsurprised if the love-fest stops as soon as the hivemind deems it "too popular with normalfags, eugh". Same thing that happened with SnK, KlK, AgK, etc.
Sure, you can say these shows already had a designated hatebase before, but it was just after they blew up in the mainstream that just mentioning them on /a/ became akin to shitposting itself

Who is in the lead as of Volume 6?

>>123895802
Fair enough, but I doubt that it will reach the same levels as those as it's not really the show that's popular it's just Hestia herself.

>>123883307
Do you have any self-awareness? Honest question

>>123895249
no one actually likes this show they just like stringboobs

>>123896244
he can't read japanese, but he understands the way japanese use it? i'm embarrassed for him.

anyone who knows japanese understands she's an oppai loli. only filthy plebs argue otherwise

>>123889780
>Bell is his grandson


I thought he just had Zeus's soul?

>>123894360
So she'll like to touch rusty spoons?

>>123881748
Because his whole family was killed off and he was barely loved by anyone growing up, and doesn't understand that Hestia's love is not familial but sexual, and he sees her as part of his family that he never had.
Spoilered because actual spoilers that some faggot dropped without spoiler censor because they're fucking asshole redditors that don't understand that spoiling shit ain't okay.

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its settled

>>123893681
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=B1jY7BLQVMc&video_start=27&audio=4IRdw_Qgwqc&audio_start=0
I hope this comes back.

Do people in Japan also want Hestia to win? Can she beat boring swordswoman?

>>123897824
LN readers love Ais and people who love the pipsqueak don't give a shit about the plot.

>>123897977
LN readers like all of the other girls not just Ais.

>>123897824
>>123897977
I don't think people gonna be that serious about shipping.

>>123898137
>I don't think people gonna be that serious about shipping.

If Ais gets more popular, the shipping wars will probably get nasty. Oreimo nasty.

>>123898205
I highly doubt she will get popular enough to the point that the shipping wars won't be completely one sided.

>>123881748
Because then it would be a Hentai, and would not sell as well as it does now.

>>123898451
It's selling well?

So is it a game like Sword Art Online or a Universe based on a game like Log Horizon?

>>123898477
No, but if this where a true 18+ hentai instead of PG animu, it would sell even less.

>>123898477
Hestia was in the top 5 twitter trends.

>>123894208

Greek gods never really took that virginity crap seriously.

>>123898541

That sure matters for anime sales.

Nobody cares about the show. It's all about Hestia.

>>123897977
>LN readers love Ais
no. that's just the aisfag who loves her so much. all the girls are pretty enjoyable to read, but nothing compares to hestia and bell.

i really don't want ais to win.i hope she goes off somewhere and my god wins happiness with bell. i'm glad she trained my guy, bell, but she doesn't deserve his hand

>>123898620

She got a spin-off for herself.

To be honest Hestia should also get a spin-off for herself.

>>123897977
What makes you say this? Was there a popularity poll for LN readers?

I need rape, mindbreak and NTR doujins soon.

>>123898620
Who has the biggest chance of winning?

>>123898730
I wouldn't be surprised if most of those went to the gods who are actually sluts

I think you're all forgetting they've only known each other for two weeks.

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>>123898681
>To be honest Hestia should also get a spin-off for herself.

By the sheer number of fanart that has popped within a week, this is almost a given.

>>123888820
That's what my though would be if this shit happened in real life

>>123898681
hestia has a 4koma spin-off, kinda. ais isn't an unlikeable bitch character. her story shows a different interesting aspect of the world that can't be shown with bell. shipping hestia+bell doesn't mean you won't read her story. i've got the book myself, but i llike hestia too much to read them now. i think after the next volume i'll read them.

>>123898802
i think hestia will win. volume 6 really was pulling my heartstrings during the scenes with hestia. even though he got her help, again, it didn't seem like volume 3. he was really focused with hestia. even before the big match he left by hestia. to me, the relationship with ais seems superficial in the face of hestia and bells

it isn't impossible for the author to place ai

>>123897977
Too bad the anime made that irrelevant. Those people now probably don't even amount to 0.00001% of the people the anime brought along.

>>123884605
>>123882981
plus Shinmai is comedy gold for how the guy can call the girls he's living with his "imoutou" and without missing a beat start feeling em up like he's got 5 more minutes to live and is damn well going to make the most of it.

So who will be the Medea to Bell's Jason?

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>>123889780
>yfw Zeus gets a woman pregnant by transforming himself into a waterfall of piss and throwing himself onto her

hestia is a virgin goddess you fucking faggots

>>123888063
Matsuoka is actually good if he uses wide range in his character.
SAO is shit, Absolute Duo is shit, NGNL is good, Saekano is good.

>>123882981
Pretty much exclusive to 18+ but it can also happen in 17+ content

>>123899071
That's nice to hear.

>>123899082
And I doubt the anime people will buy any of the Light novels once they start looking into them.

>>123889240
>>123889292
Reminder Hades was the nicest of the three brothers.

>>123899071

Hestia is a side character in the main story. She only seems important at first before other characters get introduced. She's going to get less and less screen time.

>>123889292
Egypt myth > Greek myth

>>123899179
>all of the volumes are top sellers on amazon.co.jp
>fatalpulse read all of it in a single day and liked it (looking for material for his doujinshi with the dark skinned twins)

>>123881748
Because he's not you who wants to get laid so badly.

>>123899317

Greek mythology is shit honestly. Maybe because so much was destroyed before our times.

>>123899140
For now.

>>123899350

Anime always boost LN sales. Look at what happened to Black Bullet or NGNL novels despite TV series selling not so great.

>>123881748
When was the last time you saw some fuck in anime?

That's right, never ever. It just does not happen in anime land.

>>123899132
>Disappointed by his lack of male heirs, Acrisius asked an oracle if this would change. The oracle told him that he would be killed by his daughter's son. She was childless and, meaning to keep her so, he shut her up in a bronze tower or cave. But Zeus came to her in the form of golden rain, that streamed in through the ceiling and down into her womb. Soon after, their child Perseus was born


Greek mythos, you so crazy

>>123899315
how is hestia a side character? that doesn't even make any sense. if she's a side character then somebody like ais is a background character. she's the main heroine. deal with it. who is bell always saving and interacting with? hestia. who is always sleeping with him? hestia.

>>123899525
Berserk.

>>123899425
Egyptian myth isn't well-recorded, either. In fact, it's maybe worse than Greek. But still, story about Osiris or Horus is so hilarious.

>>123899525

Yuri Kuma last season.

>>123899525
Valvrave.

>>123899738
That was rape though.

>>123899924
>implying
She consented.

>>123899924
If you consider that rape then both Saki and Haruto were raped

>>123899445
omg

>>123899525
Cross Ange has several fucking scenes.

>>123899525
Yosuga no Sora

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>>123899525
Do you also walk your waifu home gently anon?

>>123898499
It's actual fantasy, not "trapped in a game"-style, BUT with game-like features in the setting (they explicitly reference things like stats and skills etc), sooooo..... whatever, I guess ?

>>123900612
Don't those fantasy like features only exist because the gods give them to the humans when they enter one of their families?

>>123900687
yes

>>123881748
Well she's a literal goddess, I understand him not having such thoughts.

>>123900319
Fucking this, there's like 3 characters in Cross Ange that were still virgins by the end.

Anyone who ever bitches about all girls in anime being pure innocent maidens needs to watch Cross Ange and endure 25 episodes of slutty bitches being violent cunts.

>>123900687
there was heroes that were incredible before gods descended. it's a world with elves, dragons, and spirits. gods aren't the only way to get magic and so on. it's just they're the easiest way.

The dude is gay.

>>123900835
Five

Vivian, Embryo, Momoka and the two newbie pilots.

>>123901005
Embryo was not a virgin and those newbie pilots don't count as characters.

>>123882549
So fucking what?

Norse > Greek > Egypt > the rest

>>123901005
Salia was too

>>123897497
>familial not sexual love
Oh god another Naruto situation.

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>>123901172
anon please

>>123901172
I laughed

>>123901109
Bell is pure and would never sully himself.
Same goes for Hestia. Both are too pure. Its a pure OVERLOAD.
http://a.pomf.se/xdrjdf.webm

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>>123901172

>>123901172
I believe you meant Sala.
Salia pleases old men for Paramail.

>>123901189
He seems to be figuring out faster than Naruto though. Though that may be because hestia is rather blatant with her affections.

>>123882583
Or it's a term from the light novel you illiterate anal parasite

>>123901005
What about Ersha?

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>>123901528

>>123901550
Well shit.

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How can men stand in the way of such cuteness?

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>>123901940
When they're cuter.

>>123901233
In Greek mythology Hestia is the virgin goddess of the hearth, home, and family

>pinkies out
dat class

##Developer-kun needs to wake the fuck up and let people post audio webms on all boards

>>123899525
Parasyte had a sex scene

>>123883245
>Cross Ange isn't a haremshit
>literally devolves into empty dickjokes

>>123882155
underrated post

>>123902317
From the thumbnail I thought this was a trap edit.

>>123884605
Anon they still haven't fucked in Shinmai, MC willingly wanting to fuck the girls but being cockblocked by the editor is another thing

requesting brush

>>123903138
Is it normal to just stare at her tits while watching this

>>123903182
I switch between her tits and smile, probably average around 70:30

>>123903138
they look comfy
this should be a sin

>>123903182
i realized i was mostly watching his butt
what does it mean

>>123881748
japanese boys don't know what to do with a woman, is this really news?

>>123903182
I focus on Bell's hips and look at this smile from time to time while watching this.
>>123903326
Nothing wrong with liking cute boys, anon.

But seriously guys, how does Hestia's string work?

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I've never read the light novels so I have no idea how accurate this show will be but, god help me I don't care.

>>123895525
because his grand pappy zeus is trying to brainwash the poor child into being a molester

>>123903387
So far it's been a pretty faithful adaptation, leaving aside a few details.

For example, the novel starts with Bell talking if it's wrong or not picking up girls in a dungeon, while the anime starts explaining the whole Goddess/Humanity deal. Also, Bell's fight before going to the bar is a lot longer and a little more detailed, whilst the anime pretty much skipped it (not like it was relelvant HOW he fought, anyway).

>>123903453
Sounds like Zeus is doing god's work.

>>123903368

It exists solely to keep her tits perky.

>>123903539
Seriously, the reason Bell attracts so many because zeus charisma + Bell's rabbit like appearance, i love how the fucker power struggles to control Bell just to fuck women, even death couldn't cure his horny self

>>123903629
>>123903539
It's gotten to the point where I just can't believe these spoilers. I haven't read the LN but this anime just does not give off this kind of impression. Oh well, it'll just be a bigger surprise when these details are revealed right?

>>123903387
Is there a version of this with sound?

>>123899525
Anon you clearly does not watch enough anime. Just last season we get sex scene from Parasite and Cross Ange. In Utena the main antagonist is a sex predator

>>123903729
Eh it's fun whether they are fake or not. Just don't take them seriously. Most likely the spoilers are lies with some half truths.

>>123903729
the anime does not obviously gotta keep the children safe. Its going dark though, part everyone likes Hestia is because she is literally the warmth that shines the darkness of Bell's adventures and misfortunes.

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I fully support a Hestia spin off. She is even great with children!

>>123904033
>good at children
another one added to the list of waifu like characteristics

Does the MC have the same voice actor as Tatsumi from AgK?

>>123904203
See >>123884121
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Fucking google it.

Is Hestia oppai loli? She doesn't seem that short to me, but maybe that's because Bell is also kinda short.

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>>123904765

>>123904765
see>>123897640

>>123904834
>>123904854

No, I'm really not trying to shitpost I was serious.

I'll shut up, sorry.

We are finally entering a new era. Era where all lolis will be respected regardless of their breast size. No more fighting, no more oppai discrimination. No more borders, one nation of lolicons united as one!

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>>123905176

THOUGH DICK, UNITY

OPPAI LOLI BEST LOLI

Will other pairings and couples be in this, or am I going to just have to deal with every single female falling for MC?

>>123905252
>EVERY LOLI BEST LOLI
ftfy

>>123905252
And then the Church of Hestia was born
This is the future you chose

>>123905329
i'm glad with this kind of future

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>>123905329

I would follow her to the end of time

>>123905326

My Loli Ranks:

>Loli Chounyuu
>Oppai loli
>Chubby loli
>All others

>>123884605
Wrong.

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>Kloah STILL hasn't drawn Hestia

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>>123905329
Praise the Hestia

>>123906020
No shit he hasn't drawn Hestia. He's waiting for Freya.

>>123906677
Even better.

>>123907148
Kloah is Gate of XIII right? So he pretty much exclusively does ara~ara~ rather than just big boob characters.

>>123881748
if the genders were reversed, would you accuse the MC of being a lesbian?

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Best girl

>>123907177
Yep.

He and Nora Higuma are into oneeshota a little too much.

>>123907202
Yes

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>>123907299
ma nigga of refine taste

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>>123907445

>>123881748
>how gay.
I wish.

I can't believe they wasted such an amazingly cute character design on a hetero show.

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>>123907359

>>123907599
This anon gets it.

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>>123907616
why is she so best and also a bro?

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>>123907599
good taste

>>123907772
because she will never win.

>>123907852
duh, its obvious since she is the best wing man in this series

>>123907916
my nigga

>>123889292
when I hear shit like this, I always thought: "what is the realistic context behind this?"

To me, it sounds like a priestess was fucked by horse in a temple and they attributed it to the mysterious ways of gods.

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>>123907772
>>123907852
She already won my heart

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>>123899379
>My entire existence as a man and my male self-insert is to get laid.

>>123881748
Why is Saten hugging Accelerator an why is he afraid of her?

>>123908490
>Accelerator
you're thinking about oregairu.

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Her being being happy gives me a warm fluffy feeling inside.

what's the closest game to this anime that i could play? i've already played etrian odyssey

>>123909265
Sworcraft maybe?

>>123909146
why is she so perfect?

>>123909146

I want to feed her cakes

>>123909397
I want to feed her my cock.

>>123909397
>>123909435
I want Bell to feed her his cute dick.

>>123909435
>>123909481
I want to feed Bell my cock.

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>>123909146
truly perfect. a life without hestia isn't a life worth living

>>123909588
Hestia pls you don't have a cock.

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Who's this Semon Demon?

>>123906020
I'm still waiting for Yabuki's version.

>>123898899
That isn't a valid excuse.

>>123889221
Seriously, what kind of faggot does not insert as the girl?

Why would you fantasize about fucking the girl when you could fantasizes about being the girl?

>>123909146
I am mentally disturbed, but whenever I see anything moe, naive, or helpless and cute, I just have a giant urge to punch him/her in the face. Especially this girl.

I am not even trying to come off as a edgemaster; I just can't stand it for whatever reason .

>>123899149
But in Saekano his character was a total shit and the girls were what pulled the show through.
In >>123884121, only Sora, Akito and Ali Baba were entertaining.

>>123910598
i think your just sadistic anon, nothing new.

>>123910598
>I am mentally disturbed
>I just can't stand it for whatever reason
Damn, that was easy to figure out.

>>123910838
I meant to put a "not," there, but maybe I am.

I guess its a good thing I do not interact with others that often.

>>123881748
Hestia needs someone who can fight for her. Any other men would never be able to walk out of that room. They would spend all day either try to put it in her or fap to her all day. They would never have any strength left to fight monsters.

>>123910718
I'm talking purely about his seiyuu performance.

How did Hestia and Bell meet anyway? I always miss the spoilerific threads.

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BEST
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I just read some chapters into the manga.

Goddamn, Freya is such a whore. I hate her so much I want to rape her and make her pregnant

>>123911410
The next comiket will be flooded with land whales dressed as Hestia.

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Even Irish gods are bros.

Which deity would you familia it up with?

hestia? more like CHESTIA

>>123911697
If I join Freya's familia maybe she'll use me like a sex toy every night.

>>123911794
She'd probably laugh at the size of your dick.

>>123911866
Maybe, but that would be irrelevant.

>>123911697
>Isis and her sister Nephthys went looking for these pieces, but could only find thirteen of the fourteen. Fish had swallowed the last piece, his phallus. With Thoth's help she created a golden phallus, and attached it to Osiris’s body. She then transformed into a kite, and with the aid of Thoth’s magic conceived Horus the Younger.

Going with her will be damn fun.

>>123911794
Like she would play with the same toy twice.

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>>123911697
hestia

if it's against the laws of the universe for me to be with hestia then i pick some god who governs over death to prepare for what's to come

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>>123911697
Join the familia of all the waifu goddesses.

>>123882799
>I find the MC to be incredibly annoying, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is about him. I know it's not because he doesn't fuck the goddess, she's annoying as hell. It's something else.
because he's a bland almost gary stu who gets random convenient power ups and literally every female character who meets him wants to fuck him senseless (including all of the godesses, and some of the gods); in the LNs most of his battle scenes are shown from a bystander's perspective while the bystanders are in "awe" like they're watching a race in Initial D.

Its fucking awful.

you watch this anime for all the delicious best girls in it. you don't watch it for any other reason.

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>>123912249
That was a shitty post, anon. You made me sad.

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jesus christ this guy is fucking OP as fuck
why the hell are the other characters OP as fuck in this series?

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Eina in chapter 14.

>>123912249
Haven't read the LN so correct me if things take a different direction later in the series.
>bland almost gary stu
He's been getting put down pretty often and his personality is pretty fun, especially his chemistry with Hestia.

>>123909775
freya

I wonder what Aphrodite and Venus look like

I thought /a/ are /a/SS-men? What the fuck happened?

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>yfw the number of Hestia doujin at Comiket this year

>>123912558
/a/ has always been mainly opp/a/i friend.

>>123912558
I've always preferred thick thighs and ZR.

>>123912249
i bet you self-insert as hachiman. bell isn't bland and it's great watching him grow with each volume bell is only bland to people without any personal insight.

a diamond is just a stone when you're a brain dead.

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>>123912249
but Bell is usually fun and his interactions with other characters can be interesting, his fights are pathetic and the only time the bystanders are in awe was in the time between the minotaur fight which he used all the techniques Ais teach him and showed off to impress her (which they think the battle is reckless and naive, they then remembered the argonaut story) and the time where he use his charged fire bolt on a small dragon.

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>>123912620
>Yfw Comiket is nothing but Hestia doujins and merch
>Yfw Comiket is turned into Hestiaket

>>123911697
I always liked Egyptian gods personally, I'd probably go with Osiris or Apollo because he just seems fun. Hope they get mentioned sometime.

>>123912558
>not liking both
There are a lot of things to like in a girl.
You gotta invest in them all.

>>123912380
He's the one level 7 in the story. All the other Overpowered guys are level 6(which includes Aiz currently).

>>123912757
The Aztec Pantheon would be maximum overedge or Dokuro-chan tier.

>>123911697
Mayan or Aztec gods.

>>123881748
Why don't you just fuck Hestia?

SHORT STACK
H
O
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T

S
T
A
C
K

Joining a popular goddess like Loki has its perks. Lots of money, you'll be well equipped, and have lots of friends.

But bonding with a weak and unpopular Hestia must feel pretty comfy as well in its own way.

>>123912883
I tried sleeping on the couch, Hestia didn't crawl onto me to sleep ontop of me.

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>>123911697
Incestuous gods are best gods.

>>123912746
>but Bell is usually fun and his interactions with other characters can be interesting, his fights are pathetic and the only time the bystanders are in awe was in the time between the minotaur fight which he used all the techniques Ais teach him and showed off to impress her (which they think the battle is reckless and naive, they then remembered the argonaut story) and the time where he use his charged fire bolt on a small dragon.
you haven't read the latest books at all.

you'll change your mind once the latest books have been translated.

>>123912999
Which one, the part where he and his band of five wrecks a Familia of 100?

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>>123881748
So when are we gonna get a Hestia feet thread?

>>123912977
what game

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Which one would you have an alleyway stand with?

>>123912977
So pretty much all of them?

>>123913031
Probably by the near-end of the show

>>123913054
I don't like to spoonfeed. Use the google button.

>>123913065
Brown hair catgirl.