What is she whispering into his ear?
>>123777960
Apparently, it's so lewd that it's going to make Kanbaru look like a good girl. And so outrageous that Araragi doesn't know if some of it is even possible.
>>123777960
He has a big ear.
ur a faget
>>123777960mayonegg
>>123777960
>letswalkhomegently
Wait til you see my dick
>>123777960
She tell him how Kaiki fuck her.
>>123778100
Well, he's found the woman for him then.
>>123778337
I hated and loved this one at the same time.
What is it called again?
>>123777960
>>123777960
She explains just how to fuck yourself with office supplies while your father is in the same room.
>>123777960
She is cucking herself again
Why was episode 12 of bakemonogatari so good?
>>123779044
So you're saying that she's wants to Valhalla Combi him?
She's telling him about her anal tendencies.
She's telling him "I like to put mayonnaise on my eggs. Mayonegg."
>>123777960
Sailor stuff.
>>123777960I'll let your dick reach so far up my asshole you'll forget you even had one to begin with
Mayonegg
>>123779436
This is a winner.
>>123779242
Because stars. Bros love stars.
>>123779485
>>123779398
>>123778202
She's trying to give him a boner, not make him vomit everywhere.
And I spread the mayo on the eggMayonegg
「戦場ヶ原、蕩れ」
>>123777960"I like to take two thick markers and insert them in my pussy. I pull one up and around my clit while thrusting the other one in and out of my vagina. Sometimes I put both markers in (caps outward) and secure a bobby pin on my clit and pull on the bobby pin. The sensation is awesome. You can also put bobby pins on your breasts and pull, too!"this is from an actual Office Supply Masturbation site.
>>123777960
IIRC, it was stuff from BL novels.
Benis:DDDD
>>123779543
>Not getting hard over the food version of incest.
Araragi loves incest in all it's forms. Shit, even his sisters have eggs on their person.
>>123777960I am Kira.
>>123779884
in the translation I read, it didn't actually say specifically during the scene. Do they mention it later?
>>123777960ayy lmao
>>123777960
Whatever she said, they probably tried it afterwards.
>>123777960
"That wasn't mud."
>>123780231
Not for many months, at least.
Friendly reminder that she is so turned on at this point that she forgets to dry her hair.
>>123780423
unless it involved an outdoor hand job.
>>123780253
The only thing that is pure is my boner.
>>123777960Hail Hydra.
>>123780662
Long Hair >= Koi/Tsuki hairstyle >>>Neko white hairstyle >>>>shit >> Nise epilogue hairstyle
>>123780722
you forgot to put Owari on top.
>>123780777
Jackpot.
>>123780992
We won't get to see this for another 2 years at least.
>>123778535
can't you read?
>>123777960Kizu never ;_;
>>123780722
Why don't you love me anon?
>>123781127
Um. Yes? It's not there and it's not listed under the misspelled authors name it has at the bottom. I suppose it's possible I'm still missing it.
Did Araragi blow his load in the car?
It must have been uncomfortable for him for the rest of the date.
>>123780560
100 percent pure diamond?
>>123779044
>tfw I can't even do that finger pose because of all the years clammed to a mouse
>>123781388
the fuck are you talking about, if you have the mangaka's name, how can you be incapable of finding it? Look a little harder.
>>123781579
well anon, I have been trying to find it, but it's obviously not listed on exhentai. At least it's not under that name. You're welcome to try to search for it yourself before you tell me, but I think it would be easier to just let us know.
>>123781699
I did find this one though.
>>123781388
It's on the bloody okojo tag.
>>123781745
That's a good one but I thought she was peeing.
>>123781699
wow, you're lazy. It's on ex, look harder.
>>123777960
sweet nothings
>>123778202
>>123779485
>>123779546
Came here for this, was not disappointed.
Why is this the best monogatari episode ever created?
>>123782098
it's somewhere in my top 10 favourite eps, so no, not the best.
Jet fuel can't meld Steel beams
>>123782098
That's just what crabfags think.
>>123782539
>implying
Monkeyfag here and I think it's probably the best episode in the series or at least top 3 material.
>>123778535
Fuck off.
Incest isn't uncommon among Birds held in captivity.
bet you didn't even know that
>>123781424
Well he probably faps like every day so it probably wasn't substantial.
>>123783211
I'm sure incest is pretty rampant throughout the animal kingdom as a whole.
>>123780560
what a rotten slut.
>>123781424
>It must have been uncomfortable for him for the rest of the date
More uncomfortable than being driven by your GF's father while she gropes and talks dirty to you ?
>>123781914
>>123781832
>>123781765
cool thanks all.
>>123783211
ok, whats it with fire sisters and eggs
is there a meaning behind it or just a gimmick?
>>123777960
Probably something about her noodle eating technique.
Would eat noodles with the Cold Sisters any day.
>>123782098
Everything is perfect.don't ever read that part on the LN, tho, it ruins all the magic of Bake 12
>>123779436
>>123785013
Birds and the bees.
>>123785355
>Birds and the bees.
I can't believe I never noticed that
>>123778465
Holy shit
Underratted post
>>123780450
she's just a fucking skeleton
>>123785625
When will fatfags leave?
>>123785671
I like my women to look like women, not like starving african businessmen
>>123784587
Well it would last a lot longer so I would say yes.
just noticed, looks like Bird didn't want her shirt back after Karen almost fucked her brother wearing it
>>123785625
I know, right? She was supposed to be supper thin in the beginning. Apparently she gains some weight in the side story Hitagi Buffet, on account of cake. Runners though. Damn. I wonder if SHAFT changed her body any after that.
It changed nothing.
"It does change something," Senjougahara said.
Her eyes red and swollen.
"It was not a complete waste. If nothing else, I've found a good friend."
"Who?"
"You."
Then they promise to eat crab together. She's a fucking qt 3.14 when she wants to be.
>>123785781
crab is ok, no one said she's bad.
Problem is her competition
>>123778465
what the fuck
>>123785832
Thank you for your input Monkey, but it's been a best girl thread. I know you love Hitagi and want to tell us how she's the Best Girl.
>>123785832
Fuck off. Go find the snakefags and make your own waifu wars thread.
>>123785742
>I like my women to look fat, not attractive
Yeah I know you do fatfag.
I'd love to see the african businessman with a body like that.
>>123785886
>>123785471
Ssshhhh, she can hear you.
Yeah, I saw that watching Bake through the second time. Somebody fucked up.
>>123785781
>Then they promise to eat crab together.
Did this ever happen?
>>123785893
Don't lie to yourself and give in to your homosexuality, anon.
>>123785471
How do I rate a post?
>>123785998
I don't think they even talk about the date in the LN. Then again I haven't read Koyomimonogatari, and it might be in there.
>>123785985
This is the most disgusting picture I've ever seen. Remember that you can't unsee something. But it's just for you.
>>123786084
you reply to it?
>>123786178
Replies are not upvotes, fuck off.
>>123785355
Holy shit
>>123785671
Do you mean Americans?
>>123785758
That's not her shirt, that's bee's undershirt.
>>123786083
I hope Hitagi does. I mean, they did start theReborn Valhalla Combi. And Hitagi obviously has some shades of homo in her.
>>123786228
it could be a positive, negative, or neutral vote depending on what you say. I'm pretty much saying you can't.
>>123785893
How can crab possibly be best girl if she turned down the perfection that is monkey?
>>123786228
That is true, but if a good post has no replies, it is considered 'underrated' as it has received little attention. Please be less of a faggot.
>>123786385
I actually wonder about this. She was pretty sick at the time. Both physically with her weight and mentally. I wonder what she would have said had she been well?
>>123786418
Replies are not denominations of attention either, you should be reading every post regardless of replies. And acting as if replies mean anything encourages posting just to get replies, and thus shitposting.
Please stop turning this place into reddit.
>>123786430
and she did want to start the Valhalla Combi again when she became well.
I just feel sad for Monkey when Crab and Vamp go off to college. Must be lonely.
>>123786259
Yeah, I only realized this recently myself.
I also realized (though this is a bit of a stretch) that since Nadeko wishes on several occasions that she were in Shinobu's position, that would make her Bat-Shit-Crazy.
>>123786385
She's not a lesbo. She's a tease though and monkey probably took it the wrong way
>>123786430
Damn it, and Araragi could have gotten with post-shiro cat.
Who do I blame for this travesty?
>>123786591
Her loss.
>>123786591
True... a true pervert like Hitagi would probably make her friends think she was into them.
>>123786637
I just want Nisio to write Collegemonogatari. There would be threesomes and drinking and donuts. I can see it now.
>>123783167
I like your picture better.
>>123786591
I think she would probably try it. She's just as perverted about Hanekawa as Araragi is.
>>123786335
are you sure?
looks just like the shirt she snatched from Bird
>>123786920
just noticed that this one has a collar, what an odd shirt it is
>>123786920
Look at the neck anon, she was wearing that undershirt when Araragi was wiping her down during when she was sick.
>>123787011
my bad
other question, do you think those clothes still fit Tsukihi, or are they worn out by karen.
alternatively, does she trigger her PTSD if she put them on
>>123787222
That's not cat.
>>123783167
>senjougahara will never time travel back to when koyomi was a shota
why live?
>>123787222
Who hasn't Araragi masturbated to ?
>huggable hoodie Senjougahara never
>more bantering with long haired kuudere goddess never
Why even live
>>123787351
Oshino Meme maybe?
>>123787222
Thank you. We needed this one.
>>123787330
She'll probably have his son though, who would probably look just like him.
>>123787351
The question is, who hasn't masturbated to Araragi?
>>123787417
Senjougahara Desk Pad coming soon though.
And she'llhave long hair again in Owari
>>123787579
>The question is, who hasn't masturbated to Araragi?
I was going to say Snail but she complained he stopped molesting her
One of his sisters ?
Monkey if Oshino X Aragi doesn't count
>>123787731
>Not Monkey if no Oshino x Araragi
You know she's masturbated furiously to Araragi x Senjougahara in a lusty rage.
Tsukihi might actually be pure. She does always complain about the fondling.
>>123787417
Also Senjougahara mouse pad in which Hitagi sacrifices her breasts to ensure you don't get carpal tunnel.
>>123787417
Like you have problems
They teased us with sweaterbaru and then she was never shown again.
And tracksuitbaru was only for those 2 snake episodes.
It's like they hate cuddly girls.
>>123787920
and Karen might just be too dumb. Fuck she's so cute.
~"My big brother suddenly wants to play with me half naked now that I'm in highschool! He's so cool. He must have grown up."
>masturbated furiously to Araragi x Senjougahara
I don't think monkey is into NTR.
She might have masturbated to an imaginary threesome though.
Now who do we blame for that threesome being only imaginary?
I miss the times only Bake existed, sequels not only ruined its reputation, but the series as a whole.
>>123788030
That is too bad. Though I have to say I love how most people actually change clothes in this anime. Fucking Scooby Doo same outfits day in and day kills the mood.
This was the best Senjougahara outfit. She wanted Araragi to see it. And then she never wore it again.
>>123788254
She probably masturbated so hard in it that night she ruined in.
>>123788238
But the Original Work is a shit ton of books. That's like saying Lord of the Rings would have been better if they only published The Fellowship.
>>123788309
That's my theory as well. Underwear and leggings stained white from a long day with her Koyokoyo.
>>123788210
Well Hitagi is Harem Queen, so it really comes down to her. Then again, I think Highschool is a little too early to have a threesome in my opinion. That's more of a college thing. (come on Nisio, Collegemonogatari. please.)
>>123788238
Let me just say that I respect you for staying a fan. You have my axe, sir.
>>123788082
oh Karen
>>123788531
This one on the other hand does it so much they even have a flashback.
>>123788531
Why does she wear the red socks?
>>123787920
It doesn't count if you don't self insert, but then she probably has in a threesome at least
>>123788660
looks like its part of the uniform
>>123788660
Tell me about Karen.
She's a big girl.
>>123788447
>That's like saying Lord of the Rings would have been better if they only published The Fellowship.
Haha no, it's not.
It's all arc based with no overarching story.
It's more like saying I wished Mushishi never got sequels because it got worse which is also acceptable because it's episodic.
Your only argument could be because girls didn't get a perfect resolution which they got in the sequels, but realistically speaking that's not Araragi's issue in the slightest, he still helped them.
Or if you're still gonna mention books, I'll just say the sequel books shouldn't have been blatant ecchi harem.
Not saying Bake wasn't a harem, but it was definitely subtle. Or in other words, the girls weren't jumping on his dick, at most you'd get few sexual innuendos in their conversations and that's it
Bake was something beautiful, unique and great visuals, unique and great OST, unique and great atmosphere, well written and interesting characters and bantering. That shit was mind blowing back then(well I didn't watch it when it aired, but it was still the only Monogatari)
The sequels just mimicked those things
>>123789183
The thing about bake was that it was completely unfinished. None of the arc were resolved and especially monkey and cat did not get the closure they needed.
It's not very apparent when you just watch bake but it becomes clear later on.
>>123787222
This is actually canon. She implied so in the Mayoi Snail arc. At least in the LN she did.
>>123785998
I'll bet plenty of Crab was eaten after this scene.
>>123789183
Ok, the Lord of the Rings example might have been a bit of a stretch, you're right.
Personally I thought the way they expanded on the characters was exciting and realistic. It makes sense that the women he is around would fall for him, even though he may not notice. Especially true if he already has a girlfriend (don't see that in many harems) True it's not the newest angle. I do like, however, that they change up the main character quite a bit. Also, the fact that heloses a good deal of his harem in the enddoesn't link up with the traditional harem anime.
Don't get me wrong, I loved the fuck out of Bake. It was a real breath of fresh air for me, and completely absorbed me. I really didn't feel like anything was lost in the sequels, or that it got repetitive.
I do know people, one of them being my father, who thought that Star Wars should have ended with the first movie. I thought all of them were brilliant (until 1, 2 and 3) but to each his own really!
What I find most exciting about the sequels is they really start to dig into the world, the world where Oddities and Men live together. I'm still working on figuring out the metaphor behind the Oddities (they're obviously Monogataris themselves, but exactly what that means I'm not sure.)
I guess I can't help myself. I'm really looking forward to future releases and reading more translations. Consider me hooked.
>>123788030
Even as a crabfag, I'll admit sweaterbaru melted my heart like butter.
>>123788238
I agree that Bake didn't need and hasn't benefited from these sequels, but I can't say it ruined Bake - it hasn't been literally altered in any way. Maybe it ruined discussion of the series as I preferred it. Reputation, though? How so?
>>123789285
>The thing about bake was that it was completely unfinished. None of the arc were resolved and especially monkey and cat did not get the closure they needed.
Only the backstory with Shinobu and Tsubasa was needed. If you think the arcs "needed" resolution - like, it was some kind of cliffhanger shit - could you elaborate on this? I strongly disagree.
>>123790083
>Star Wars should have ended with the first movie.
It certainly could have.
Monkeyfags assemble
Waifu wars is now
Finest maiden pic related
Snake Goes Batshit best episode
>>123790208
Why must we rely on fan art?
There's like one good picture.
>>123789330
That's our Crab.
>>123790079
What on earth makes you think that anon? It looked like they were about to go out on a nice walk.
>>123790311
Oh, its on son.
>>123790298
Well the character arc were not resolved. I guess you could have just left them there but there was certainly no harm in exploring them further.
>>123784015
>Touching her own boyfriend
>slut
That makes sense anon.
>>123790311
>>123790352
Oh shit. I knew it was going to happen eventually. You kids have fun.Just remember who the real winner is here.
>>123790352
Don't rise to the snakefag bait monkeyfag.
You don't think monkey would want you to ruin her senpai's thread do you?
>>123787417
>>123788030
Why can't 3D girls realize that hoodies and sweaters are literally the best? Do they really believe they look fat or unattractive in them?
why is 3D so dumb
Why can't 3D be 2D
>>123790417
>real winner
Arararagi obviously
also Kaiki is the purest
>>123790440
Don't bring 3D into this anon.
Besides it's only hot if you know they are hot underneath.
>>123790344
Why does Crab like to put her hand is his mouth so much? I recall she also did it in Nise so that's 3 times she's done itat least on screen.
>>123790440
I don't know anon. I don't know. They should consider asking men what is attractive. After all, a man should know.
That "I <3 Hitagi" Bento. And he's decided he's going to live with her. I'm jelly.
>>123790550
I forget how fucking lewd she is. Every time. It's great.
>>123790378
I guess it depends on what you mean by resolved. The characters weren't completely free of problems, but immediate problems were certainly fixed. Mostly, though, Koyomi went through an arc that was reasonably satisfying.
>>123790584
finger sucking is a fetish for some people, though usually it's the girl doing it to the guy. Then again, it's Crab we're talking about.
>>123790690
Mentally Unstable Nadeko > Lewd Nadeko
The whole school scene when she finally snaps made me absolutely adore her.
>tfw Edgefag
>>123790864
It's okay to like her character as long as you realize she has a shit personality anon.
>>123790344
Hitagi Chocolate doujin when
>>123790864
I love seeing her covered in blood. It's just so sexy.
>>123790917
melting chocolate on lewd places and having Koyokoyo lick it off. Sign me up please.
>>123790950
I want edgy faggots to leave.
Why is alternative Snail such a sperm whale of the semen oceans and why no-one ever mentions her?
>>123791037
Not edgy, I just have a fetish.
>>123778465
Is this real?
>>123791169
A fetish for edgy bullshit.
>>123791140
Because everyone has terrible taste but us, anon.
>>123785625
Oh fatfags
>>123791219
yes. this is real.
>>123791169
what the fuck is an edgefag anyway? motherfuckers don't know shit. I'm a went-over-the-edge-and-miraculously-came-back-fag. you don't want whats on the other side, trust me.
>>123791293
I like what I like. My dick also likes what it likes.
If you have such a problem with "edgy bullshit" why didn't you drop the series when Kanbaru disemboweled Ararararararagi?
>>123777960
She's asking him to walk her home gently.
>>123791415
You don't have to be a fatfag to see crab is bony as fuck.
She's getting better, needs to squat though if she wants to catch up to monkey in the ass department.
>>123791140
look at how she's sitting. she's begging for it.
you know she can't stop thinking about swallowing Araragi's "Tea".
>>123790584
It's intended to be a callback to the first time they met, how she shoved a stapler in there.
>>123791415
fatfags are fine until they start posting pictures. then I hate fatfags.
>>123790298
>Reputation, though? How so?
While it would still be called pretentious because people have a hard time keeping up with a pretty straightforward supernatural mysteries just because it has a lot of talking and unique visuals(seriously, not only it's straighforward, they explain literally everything every time), no one would ever call it generic ecchi harem, otaku pandering show if it wasn't for the sequels, Nise especially, which happens every time Monogatari gets mentioned.
>>123785625
People like you are cancer.
>>123791504
I wonder what else she shoves in his mouth.
>>123791447
Well not him but I didn't get a boner when she used him as bola.I did get a half-chub though.
>>123791487
She's fine as she is.
>>123788238
I know what you mean and I agree. The series really plummeted into mediocrity, with S2 being okay enough to make me hopeful.
Honestly, I just want it to end before it gets much worse.
>>123791584
>>123791447
I mean, I won't tell you that you have a shit fetish, because it's just your fetish and that's cool. I was never able to understand this one. I mean, I can sort of understand feet, and other stuff, but I don't see how on earth blood and guts should be a sign that you should get ready to have sex... maybe you evolved from cavemen who who would just beat the fuck out of other cavemen and have sex with their women. Now that I think about it, raping and pillaging have always gone together, so I guess that makes sense.
>>123791487
I'm not even a crabfag and I think she's the best looking girl.
>>123791487
>Crab doing squats
I like the mental image you gave me.
Thank you
>>123791623
Nah, I think it's really holding up.
I'm just so glad there's more of the anime (for men) that's not blatant violence with no real plot or issues at the center.
>>123791784
Yeah, they put a little weight on her. Dat booty.
She is the best looker, I won't lie. Hanekawa is right on her fine ass though.
Nothing is worse than Bake-onlyfags.
>>123785625
I hate you, but at the same time I am jealous.
I wish I could like fat women. If a woman isn't very skinny, I just find it disgusting. Anime ruined me
have Yahari illustrator's Crab
>>123791623
You. Fuck your opinion.
Even at its lowest it was still miles better than anything I've watched in a very long time. Feel free to disagree, but Kaiki's story was the strongest point of the series IMO.
>>123791747
It's just something about seeing a woman covered in blood, especially a mentally unstable one, that screams "sex."
Honestly I don't get how there's such a strong response to mentioning it, you'd think some people have never seen a thread about any yandere before.
>>123791447
I have no problem with violence. However, obsessing over violence and talking about how it gives you a boner is acting like an edgy teenager.
>>123789067
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would undress his sister, before molesting her.
>At least you can talk. Who are you?
>It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
[Araragi removes the Yukata]
>No one cared who I was until I danced to the OP
>If I groped that breast, would you die?
>It would be extremely painful.
>You're a cute girl.
>For you.
>Was getting molested part of your plan?
>Of course... Karen refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what she did you.
>Nothing! I did nothing!
>Well, congratulations! You got yourself groped! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>Crashing this toe... with no survivors!
>>123791982
Yeah I guess I was a bit harsh. I forgot how fun it was with Kaiki as the MC for a while.
>>123792058
ah fucked that part up
wanted to replace "extremely painful" with "extremely arousing"
>>123791747
It's not really a fetish, I can't fap to gore and blood.
I do get a visceral reaction though.
>>123788238
Bake feels really different, After it I always felt like any semblance of plot fell into the background compared to fanservice and just fucking around. Nothing wrong with that, gatari banter is great, just my preference.
Also, I can't look at the Araragi/Gahara relationship the same way anymore. It feels cheap.
>>123791623
>with S2 being okay enough to make me hopeful.
The only good thing about S2 was the last arc which I absolutely loved.
>>123792035
Oh, I have, but yandere is garbage and people who unironically like it are retards.
>>123791982
>>123791979
Thank you two. There are two less things for me to say now.
>>123792035
Ok I COMPLETELY understand the mentally unstable part. Crazy bitches are my fetish essentially. Even if I'm not looking for a crazy bitch, I always find a crazy bitch and diamonds in my pants. Because of this, I should probably never get married. Probably be murdered in my sleep.
>>123791939
But she's not this hot piece of ass.
>>123791784
>slim with some curves
Best body
>>123792058
It's time to stop posting.
>>123791623
I don't think it's anywhere near mediocre. I don't see how it exploring sexuality is plummeting either.
>>123791941
Only because we're still here. Still watching. Still finding reasons to complain.
>>123791982
>Even at its lowest it was still miles better than anything I've watched in a very long time.
Kabuki is my least favourite novel adaptation in the series and I only enjoyed it enough to not actively regret watching it. You know, on par with your average seasonal nonsense.
>>123792112
>After it I always felt like any semblance of plot fell into the background compared to fanservice and just fucking around.
Maybe for Nise, but I think the subsequent stories were back to a better balance of the drama / fucking around.
>Also, I can't look at the Araragi/Gahara relationship the same way anymore. It feels cheap.
I don't think we're supposed to. There isn't really a romance subplot anymore after Bake.
>>123792117
Koi was great. Best thing after Bake by me.
>>123792058
I like it.
>>123792144
I think the blood builds in the crazy. It's tangible evidence of how far she'll go, how dangerous she is. A perfect example of skirting the line and risking everything by being with her.
>>123792182
the firebird rises
why is tsukihi so much hotter than koyomi. Kai genes are 2 superior
>>123792058
>>123792182
I enjoyed it very much. Thank you anon.
>>123792151
Kankan has a better booty, it is true.
>>123792117
>Not liking Cat Arc
What are you? What in Gods name are you??
>>123792258
I read this as if a ghost was speaking. I didn't even mean to.
>>123792224
>I don't think we're supposed to. There isn't really a romance subplot anymore after Bake.
This makes me sad since I really liked their relationship but I should have known better.
>Maybe for Nise, but I think the subsequent stories were back to a better balance of the drama / fucking around.
The 2nd season had great moments, especially the last arc with Kaiki. That I agree with.
>>123792224
I don't get all the hate for nise at all. The plot moved forward, there were new characters introduced that were awesome and character development on the existing ones was great.
It's like people saw the over the top lewd scenes and just assumed there was nothing behind, or around them.
>>123791941
I completely disagree with him and I think SS was the best, but I can clearly see where he's coming from considering how much different Bakemonogatari is.
Nothing worse than buttmad shitposting with no basis.
>>123792281
>builds on the crazy
I shouldn't try to type on mobile.
>>123792199
I guess I'm just miffed about how slow Nise was. I also didn't appreciate the loli fanservice.Also Hanamono and Tsukimono sucked.
>>123792354
>there were new characters introduced that were awesome
Awesome if you want fanservice, not awesome as actual characters. Sisters are nothing more than pandering
>>123792475
Yeah I did not like bat's bath scene either but I didn't let it spoil the whole season for me.
>>123792304
>Kankan has a better booty, it is true.
True, but I still like Gahara's body better.
>>123792524
lol. Tsukihi and Koyomi were the first two people to have a sane conversation in the entire series
>>123778100
For u
>>123792524
I was referring to Yozuru, doll and Kaiki actually.
The sisters have the weakest arcs and the least development so far but I don't see how that ruins anything since they weren't even that heavily featured in nise, hence why their arcs are so weak.
Am I the only one who's super into Hanekawa's 'true' hair color?
>>123792475
>reducing one of the most important scenes in the series to "loli fanservice"
How the fuck did you make it through the series?
>>123792058
That was awful, anon-kun
>>123792625
Yes
>>123792354
>I don't get all the hate for nise at all.
Let me be upfront in that I don't think Nise is explicitly bad. In fact, I think it's a decent comedy. However, that's not what I came to love about Bake. Now has come the time for me to repeat what I've said several times over the years: whereas Bake had a good balance between the supernatural drama and faffing about, Nise fell really hard on the side of the latter. It was shallower for it.
>there were new characters introduced that were awesome
I don't know if you include the sisters in this, but I will take this moment to mention that they are terrible characters. They are flat and should have remained little side characters that got Koyomi out of bed in the morning. Sure, they are sexual as fuck and I would wreck Karen as hard as a man could possible sex up a woman, but they aren't interesting, complex, engaging, or anything of the sort. That so much time is spent on them is to the series' detriment.
>>123792625
The striped hair is fantastic.
>>123792475
Hanamongatari is like a flower – beautiful, elegant, and has the pedals that shine like no other.
>>123792625
I don't like it. The spikes are segregated by color so it looks like they are clumped together, like chitin.
>>123792625
It's definitely her best look. She might have some competition from short hair Black Hanekawa.
>>123792712
Well see the thing about the sisters being shallow characters is that they are so because they get so little screentime.
Therefore I don't see how you can dislike nise for it since it took up so little of it's time.
What I want to say is for the screen time they got they got enough development.
>>123792712
>those viewpoints
Holy shit are you me from the future?Does this ride ever end?
>>123792625
It's her best look by far
>>123792625
she looks old and busted
probably from all the trucker dicks she had to fellate
>>123792625
Mixed blond and black hair like that are known for being popular among aging white trash where I live.
>>123792751
>short hair Black Hanekawa
This guy knows it. I personally think cat was pretty boring and Black cat was a better character and a hotter cat.
What I didn't like about SS was that the animation really fell off even for Shaft standards. Maybe because it was in production at the same time as Rebellion? Even the backgrounds were shit.
>>123792712
Nise has as much drama as Bake, they just injected it into the faffing about, so occasionally really important information is dropped and you have to recognize it. They just didn't pick it out and add tense music to it.
>>123792555
She looks so cute here. That's unusual, she usually looks hot/pretty but rarely cute.
>>123792937
>Mixed blond and black hair like that are known for being popular among aging white trash where I live.
Oh wow that's awful. I can see why you don't dig it.
>>123792809
They don't get Bake-levels of low screentime, son. They actually get a fair bit. The arcs revolve around them, even if they don't even show up for their respective finales. It stains the plot and makes it hard to get engaged when you don't care about these sluts' problems (even if I do want Karen to engage herself with my dick's problems). The fake theme of fake fakery also heavily relies on these two fakes.
>>123792837
>Does this ride ever end?
Lord almighty I hope so.
>>123793007
>Nise has as much drama as Bake
I don't know how you're measuring this shit, but I would do so by time spent. Are you saying that Nise had as much time spent on drama as Bake?
>>123792712
>all of this
If you think they're well written characters you need to stop lying to yourself.
>>123793155
Oh anon, their problems are just reflections of Araragi's problems. They don't really take up a lot of time at all either. They time they are on the screen I did not find to be wasteful either.
Be honest
Are you into monogatari mainly for the fapping material or characters and story?
If it's both choose which you prioritize.
>>123793155
That's also sort of hard to measure because of how Nise does it, but probably. I mean, one second Araragi can be groping Hachikuji and the next he's seriously asking her for life advice and she is delivering beautifully. Plus, when you know the context, Shinobu's bath scene is some of the best quality drama in the series.
>>123793242
>Oh anon, their problems are just reflections of Araragi's problems.
And so was the case in Bake. However, except for Nadeko, I actually gave a shit about the characters in that series.
>They don't really take up a lot of time at all either.
Now we're just going in circles.
>>123793400
The second, there's plenty of porn if I just want to fap.
Also if you're not fapping to their characters you're doing it wrong.
>>123793430
I see what your real problem is, you were already preocuppied with waiting for other girls scenes to appreciate the sister arcs.
My guess is you are a monkeyfag
>>123793430
Well you not giving a shit about the characters seem more of a personal problem than the series one.
Same with the second point, it seems subjective.
Wasn't Nise written mostly as a joke? It wasn't supposed to be animated.
>>123793490
>monkeyfag
>hating nise
nani?
>>123793400
>fapping to monogatari
>at all
If I wanted to fap I'd fap to porn.
Fanservice in monogatari is more of a cherry on top of the cake.
>>123793400
characters and story
there are better things to fap to
>>123793570
That info is from Nisio's self-depreciating author's note in Nise. He has written similar ones for the rest of the books.
>>123793016
She's always cute
>>123793570
Yep
>>123793570
all of it was anon, nise is not special.
People just like to take Nisio's words out of context to push their "nise is bad" agenda
>>123793611
I hate Snake so I only fap to her doujins,
>Karen and Tsukihi are shallow characters
>their arcs are bad
>boohoo
lmao these retards can't be serious, Nise had objectively the bet scenes in the whole Series with Kaiki
And the sister scenes had some of the heaviest emotional impacts in the Series as well.
>>123790852
>finger sucking is a fetish for some people, though usually it's the girl doing it to the guy
Pretty sure in anime at least it's usually the girl sucking, I always took it at as a subversion
>>123793400
Who watches anime to fap? Monogatari has top-tier characters. I watch it for them.
>>123793400
Characters and story. The fanservice is just a much-appreciated bonus.
>>123793673
>not fapping exclusively to your waifu
>>123793409
>That's also sort of hard to measure because of how Nise does it, but probably.
I'm not going to get too much into it because I've been through this song and dance before and I'm tired of it now. To keep it short, I think it was episode two of Nise in which so much was spent on faffing about with the drama material being very low and delivered very off-hand that serves as a good example of what I mean.
>>123793531
>Well you not giving a shit about the characters seem more of a personal problem than the series one.
I don't choose whether to care about a character, the story must compel me to do so.
>Same with the second point, it seems subjective.
Near everything is subjective, goof. You can't measure empathy with an emotions ruler.
>>123793682
>who watches anime to fap?
This entire board.
>>123793673
>fapping only to the characters you hate.
>>123793673
>>123793673
I admit fapping to that one where snake and both sisters line up in front of Ararararagi and get fucked one by one.
That's because Snake is lewd anyway and I don't really like sisters so fuck'em.
>>123793759
If you don't want to go over the same song and dance, don't keep bitching about the same shit that nobody agrees with you on.
>>123793854
To quote this anon >>123793825
you're doing it wrong.
>>123793759
>I don't choose whether to care about a character, the story must compel me to do so.
Yes but it failing to do so for you is a subjective reason. There are objective criticisms you can put forth, it's not all subjective.
>>123793673
And people say /a/ is dead.
>>123793677
>And the sister scenes had some of the heaviest emotional impacts in the Series as well.
>That moment when Araragi though Tsukihi was dead and was about to lose his shit.
>>123793825
>>123793924
>having impure thoughts about characters you like
>>123793825
>He doesn't hatefap exclusively
>>123793963
And how about him snapping the cuffs when he got that phone call.
>>123793890
Clearly some people do, as evidenced by this thread.
I also did perform a couple steps in this dance that you could have addressed.
>>123793928
>There are objective criticisms you can put forth, it's not all subjective.
Care to give an example of a relevant objective criticism?
>>123794041
Yes, characters not having meaningful development, plot being cliche and predictable, overuse of predictable tropes.
The main one is the first one. Building deep characters and having meaningful development of them is something you can definitely critique and it's not tied to your enjoyment.
>>123794021
>not fantasizing about satisfying the needs of the girls you like in every way
>>123793759
Nise 2 was introducing plot and characters. The arc was more than three episodes long so it was necessary. Do you have ADHD? Because your main complaints seem to be that you can't pick up on the subtext and you can't handle story arcs that are too long.
>>123792555
same here. I'm still too much of a fan of tall and skinny.
>>123792625
Stripes are supreme.
>>123790311
All I know is that every time Snake fought Bat, the latter got her ass kicked. What made her think she could beat a real goddess while only being a pretender?
>>123794140
You will make a good husbando one day anon
>>123794217
>being this bait
Anon we're in the middle of something here, please abstain from posting your autism until we're done.
>>123794136
While I don't believe any of those to be objective, how is a character being shallow not acceptably "objective" to you? That was what I said about the sisters.
>>123792712
What is it that wakes Koyomi up in the morning? Why, it's the birds and the bees. Talk about letting us know he has morning wood.
>>123794197
>tall and skinny
Same here. I like there to be shape to the body but nothing over exaggerated.
>>123792354
>I don't get all the hate for nise at all.
It was the worst adaptation next to Kabuki.
>>123794297
Yes and my point was they don't get enough screen time to warrant that claim. They fulfill the role they had to play.
>>123794363
>dat everything
>>123793400
Oddities baby! Those things are fucking cool. Also, characters, story, and yes, the sexiness. I don't fap to it, but it's nice looking at something good.
>>123794385
But Kabuki was bad because it had no point, stop being such an autistic novelfag.
Things are going to be cut, you can't avoid it.
>>123794421
>they don't get enough screen time to warrant that claim
And how did you determine this? With your mathematically-derived screen time formula?
Obviously we both understand how much time they spend on the screen, we just disagree about the degree of characterisation that is necessary for such a period.
>>123793934
I don't get why most doujins depict Araragi as having a smelly dick. He's supposed to be a super clean freak. Monkey even said he'll make a great wife due to his cleaning skills.
>>123794024
That was fucking EPIC. My heart sang.
I have an imouto and I would know how that would feel.
>>123794576
Well they get about as much screentime each as bake nadeko and that didn't ruin bake for you.
>>123794636
>That was fucking EPIC
>>123792712
The sisters are on par with how developed Nadeko and Snail were by the end of Bake. Actually more so because at least we know that Karen is motivated by her resentment for being picked on and looked down on and Tsukihi just copies what she sees of other people and has difficulty adapting.Nadeko has no character other than being a cute victim and getting tons of fanservice shots during Bake. Snail had a backstory, but she only really faffed about after her arc. Despite Araragi getting an arc, Senjougahara is the only completely developed character of the cast. Hanekawa and Kanbaru only get enough development as characters for the plot to make sense. The situations are almost all solved superficially as well which is evident in the fact that only 2 of the main characters have a character arc despite having 5 separate arcs. Bakemonogatari was more of a thriller with romcom elements like Steins;Gate, the sequels are what go into who the characters are and why they do what they do rather than just giving enough to justify the drama. If Thrillers are more your thing then that's fine, but I wanted to know more about the characters and they were far from fully developed by the end of Bake.
>>123794488
Kabuki missed a bunch of important bits such as the possibility of Shinobu influencing Araragi's behavior. I mean why would Shaft exclude such an important plot point?
>>123794140
That's the anon I know!
>>123794363
I'm glad we see eye to eye. Now don't get me wrong, Hanekawa is hot as blazes too, but her boobs are almost too big for me.
What I truly love about this anime is that if you really like a character, you're more likely to like their CHARACTER rather than the design. I'm an artist, I love design, but that's only skin deep. You really get a chance to know and love these characters for who they are. I tried to watch Highschool DxD recently and by the 4rth episode I said fuck this shit. It was really bad, especially in comparison to Monogatari.
Also they should have kept the eye reflections for Ougi. She looks cute as hell here.
>>123794842
Well that's what I mean, anime Kabuki had no point, anime nise was very necessary.
>>123794867
That was the point, her loosing the speculars is a big part of her design.
She looks too cute with them.
>>123794444
Four four, and four years a four, our fourfathers foured the four...
>>123794947
I know. I still want to hug her though. She looks like she's a baby animal. Or high as balls.
>>123794688
Thanks Nadeko. Your overly smug face has brought me back to earth.
>>123795013
>>123794867
We agree on everything.
I love Ougi's design. It's not particularly original or complex but there's something about it.
>>123794760
I completely agree with you. The characters are the high point of the story. Each of them has a whole lot of depth, and it's great seeing everyone changing and dealing with their issues.
>>123794867
Cat and Crab are best together.
>>123792290
This is tru.
>>123794888
Anime Kabuki is, at the very least, necessary to show Shinobu and Araragi the consequences of them fucking up and losing control.
>>123795202
Ougi love.
>>123794650
Her arc kind of sucked balls. Fortunately Koyomi and Suruga were strong, carrying the energy from the previous arc to make up for some of the shit.
>>123794760
>she only really faffed about after her arc
The schtick of comedic introduction would segue into some drama talk afterwards, helping to glue some of the scenes together while adding variety (you can't just talk to one character the entire time).
>Hanekawa and Kanbaru only get enough development as characters for the plot to make sense
Tsubasa was a bit on the light side if you ask me, but I thought Suruga had enough.
>Bakemonogatari was more of a thriller with romcom elements like Steins;Gate
Initially I rejected this notion because I think little of Shits;Gay, but I don't think the description is entirely without merit.
>but I wanted to know more about the characters
I'm not about to tell you what you can and can not like.
>and they were far from fully developed by the end of Bake
Yeah, I don't require that every plot thread or personal problem be resolved in the media I consume, just so long as things aren't a total cliffhanger or some shit. To be fair on this point, the backstory covered in Kizu is a total missing note from Bake, making Bake not completely standalone.
>>123795270
I hope they run away with each other. Their commentaries are always the best.
Your picture is one of my favorites.
>>123795202
Nice to know there really is good taste out there. She's got a wicked dress too.
>>123795270
>araragi in the background
>>123795395
Suruga most definitely did not have enough, just because at first glance she seemed to be fine means you did not look close enough.
Also he did not say snail was not entertaining, he said she did not have much development, which is true.
>>123795399
That dress is perfection.
>>123795414
best part of the picture.
>>123795536
Mad bike skills!I did this accidentally on a bike once. Landed face first on the grass, so at least I didn't die.
>>123793400
Character interactions and story.
>>123793400
After seeing those Koyomi abs, I started liking men. And there's not enough Koyomi to fap to, so, you know. I'm not even sure why I watch it anymore. Probably just to get one more taste of those hot abs.
>>123795484
>Suruga most definitely did not have enough
Obviously did for me.
>just because at first glance she seemed to be fine means you did not look close enough.
I didn't say she was completely fine.
>he said she did not have much development
The part I responded to refers to after Mayoi Snail. Are you saying she needed to develop more after her arc? This seems incongruous with what I had replied to from his post.
>>123795747
I don't think leaving everything half done with everybody unhappy is a good place to leave off but I guess that's just me.
>>123795789
>>123795823
it's not just you anon. I don't know why that one anon sees it the other way, but I guess to each his own.
>>123795620
I got hurt riding a bike so many times I slightly cringe whenever I see someone riding one.
>>123795831
her chest isn't that big.
>>123780560
You can almost tell the shape of rarararagi's dick
>>123795831
I hate the ugly-ass logos this nobody slaps all over shit.
>>123795908
I know. They always make boobs bigger. Even Hanekawa's.
There are some awesome Ougis here.
>>123795908
They often exaggerate her chest. I'm not even a dfcfag but on her it feels wrong.
>>123796002
That's because
>her
>>123795988
Dat dress
>>123795917
How about you grab my cock anon.
>>123796038
I'm pretty sure she has a vagina until Hana. As far as what happens from there, only Gaen knows.
>>123796002
>eyes not black tarpits
>speculars
>boobs
>no black pantyhose
>sleeves not too long
Is that really Ougi? Because I'm not buying it.
>>123795995
I wish Ougi had more art. You basically have to hunt for it.
>>123795823
>I don't think leaving everything half done with everybody unhappy is a good place to leave off
Why do people need to be one hundred percento happy at the end of the story? Most everyone is in a better place than at the start. Tying everything up in a neat bow happens often enough in media.
>>123795988
>>123796065
muh dik
>>123796137
I have the same pic and where I got it from it was tagged as Ougi so I guess.
>>123796257
I know it's supposed to be Ougi, I'm just saying it looks nothing like her. Even her skin color's way off.
>>123796257
>all this Ougi
I am so pleased
>>123796068I would gladly suck it, just first cover it with some Karen's pussy juices please.
>>123780560
when was this scene again i cant find it?
>>123796240
It doesn't have to be, but if you're attached to the characters you usually want it to and the catharsis it gives you is something people like.
>>123796421
>being this pleb
Is this literally fucking possible?
>>123796350
Ougi a best
>>123796421
Legendary Episode 12 of Bakemonogatari anon.
Seriously?
Here comes the airplane! Open up!
>>123796548
What about white haired Ougi?
>>123796548
Is she riding a trick bike? Because I think that's a trick bike.
>>123796641
weird. but I still like it.
Untold tales I think.
>>123796540
well im sorry if its been 3 years since i watched it and cant remember, work fucks the mind
>>123796631
ahh
>>123796725
Yes, because Araragi enjoys biking.
>>123796727
it happens to the best of us anon.
I completely forgot this scene until somebody reminded me of it. You'd think it would have been etched into my memory and placed in the center of my brain.
>>123796461
>you're attached to the characters you usually want it to
I just want it to be a good (enjoyable, engaging) story.
>the catharsis it gives you is something people like
Yes, but there is still plenty of catharsis in Bake. Additionally, dragging out the full development of the entire cast (especially as you add new characters) over so many episodes wears on me. I think very well of succinctness.
>>123796727
>not being a NEET and rewatching monogatari every month
what are you doing with your life?
Some doll
Don't find her the prettiest but I like her design.
>>123796941
>don't find her the prettiest.
Oni-onii-san. You have no taste.
>>123796941
I love Doll. Her character is wonderful.
I'm pretty sure she dresses herself too, which is great.
>>123796855
not being a NEET
>>123791532
I guess you'll just have to hate me for posting this "fat" girl then.
>>123797091
Don't worry, Doll is here to help.
Doctors recommend at least two doses of Doll Butt with ice cream everyday.
>>123797081
Green eyes and blue hair is best combo
>>123797148
Her hair is teal anon.
>>123797148
She's best dressed that's for sure.
>>123797139
Anon. This "fat" girl... she is so fat in all the right places. She's so fat she's making me fat in some places. I... I can't hate you for this.
>>123797189
Her Birthday is November 24th. I'll make sure you all remember.
>Watching K-On!!
>Oh look, a Monogatari thread
>Start watching Monogatari
God dammit, /a/.
>>123796820
>>123797139
>>123797147
>>123797301
>>123797148
I adore her hair
>>123796820
The fuck episode is that from?! I NEVER saw that scene...
>>123797436
Posting best combo
>>123797425
Your situation improved vastly. I'm not sure what you're complaining about.
>>123797425
It's super cute.
And she pretends to be Sailor Moon. It made my heart explode.
>>123797301
>>123797430
I have a webM for that.
>>123797511
This happens every time there's a monogatari thread.
And there's ALWAYS a monogatari thread...
>>123797301
Nadeko's birthday should be celebrated too!
June 3rd.
>>123797498
>>123797547
HOLY buttfuck anon! This is beautiful! Thank you!
>>123797594
I love these threads. Keeps me pumped about an anime.
>>123797477
tsubasa cat arc, bake 13 I think, might be 14.
>>123797727
i think it's 14.
>>123797835
it's the opening. DONT SKIP OPENINGS.
>>123795395
Honestly, the character that lacks the most development and backstory in Bake is Araragi himself. Without Kizu and Owari he's just too similar to a perverted Shirou or lots of other romcom/shounen self-sacrificing MCs.
Does anyone else skip the cat arcs?
All other girls >>>>>> Cat
>>123780560
>she gets off on doing near her father
Not saying no but advance with caution.
>>123797870
>it's the opening. DONT SKIP OPENINGS.
JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
>>123797870
Oh yeah, I though it was a scene in the middle where black cat lets araragi know just how much hanekawa wasn't to be fucked raw by him but that one is different.
>>123797913
How can this much shit taste fit in one post?
>>123782058
I don't care what anyone says. I will never not find this funny.
>>123797897
Araragi only got more popular on /a/ when Nise was airing though.
>>123798052
please everyone knows cat is the most boring, you had to expect the people with no attention span on /a/ would skip it
>>123798070
>>123798106
And Kaiki is more popular in Japan now according to a recent poll.
Kek
>>123798115
>cat is the most boring
>>123793400
its just got fantastic story, and theres better stuff to jerk off to.
>>123797913
No and you're a faggot.
>>123798106
He's generally likeable in Nise and starts to actually differentiate himself from the usual harem protagonist. Bake is great but some of the characters, particularly Araragi and Nadeko, fall flat without more development.
>>123793400
Anime is for the characters and the story, doujinshi is for fapping.
>>123797913
>>123798070
Yeah this is the gayest "meme" I've ever seen. And by gay I mean fucking retarded.
>>123798338
>>123798487
>>123798052
>>123798261
posting an angry cat webm doesnt make her less boring
>>123797897
Koyomi has pretty notable development when it comes to the show's theme of what it means to be saved. Bake is missing some key things without Kizu though, I agree.
>>123797897
If you actually think that you just haven't been paying attention. He's not the focus of most arcs but he get's development in every one. His problems are mirrored in the girls'.
>>123797547
>>123798261
>>123798548
You know he does. His sister told him to.
>>123798781
Araragi doesn't truly shine as a character until Owari though
>>123798541
you need to watch arrested development to get the joke champ.
>>123798955
I'll have to take your word on it since I don't understand moon and Shaft hates money.
Does anyone have the chart for the correct order to watch this vs the chronological release?
>>123799174
You watch it in the order it came out. There are only a select few exceptions to this rule.
>>123798781
>his problems are mirrored in each of the girls'
That's a neat and elegant thing to say, but is it actually true? One of the best things about gatari is that the cast is truly diverse and that everyone's problems, though they interact with each other and develop off one another, are similarly diverse. The girls' problems are mirrors of Araragi's own only to the degree that any human problem resembles any other.
I should say that there's a central theme of averting your eyes from the truth, but that's shared between all the characters.
>>123799174
this?
>>123799208
Like this?
>>123798574
Get a load of this faggot.
>>123799139
The majority of the series is about the other girls trying to save themselves, Araragi being the mediator. If you could summarize Owari in a sentence then I you could say that it is about Araragisaving himself.
>>123797254
That scene fucking killed me.
What exactly is it about Araragi that puts him so far above the standard harem MC?
>>123779534
What
>>123799244
Well sure but it's undeniable that the crab, snail, bee and phoenix arcs dealt with his asocial and reclusive behavior, his disagreements and arguments at home, his thirst for justice and doing the right thing and him reconciling both the supernatural and the normal elements in his life.
I found those to be the strongest correlations but he dealt with other things in other arcs, like his sense of self worth in snake and monkey.
>>123799409
he chose one girl at the beginning of the series and rejects the rest of them
except for the lolis who he gropes at will
>>123799409
>not boring
>has great interactions with the majority of the cast
>can be a badass
>Kamiya
just off the top of my head
>>123799409
Nothing specific other than being generally well-written and cleveruntil Kizu and Owari are adapted.
>Kizu might be released in your lifetime.
>>123799409
He doesn't act like a beta, and he doesn't act alpha either.
He actually acts like a real person might act in response to a harem.
>>123799553
Is he poorly written in those or just stupid?
Cause he's actually not that bright throughout.
>>123799409
>Actually has a relationship with a girl
>Attractive
>Interesting and entertaining in his own right.
>>123799511
>rejects the rest of them
Have we been watching the same show?
>>123799573
Like hell I'm going to be that optimistic.
>>123799615
That's when the stuff that sets him apart happens.
>>123779543
Why not both?
>>123799661
He mostly rejects some of them.
Does that count? Nobody's perfect.
>>123799706
Apart good or apart bad?
>>123799511
Hes seemed genuinely not into snake and monkey. You can't blame him for the lolis and his sisters though. Hes only human.
>>123799809
I have not read Owari but if Kizu is any indication he means good.
>>123799249
It's like they actively avoided to make anything Koyomi.
>>123799809
Good.
>>123799480
I definitely agree about the fire sisters arcs.
I would say the Bake arcs deal with much more specific issues for each of the girls, some of which don't even address their central conflicts (cat, snake). Araragi's development is basically just opening up to others and learning not to sacrifice himself, and those developments happen steadily throughout the series without even that much progress in Bake.
>>123799906
id have to guess story revolving around girls would sell better from an anime standpoint
>>123799249
Which of those gets me snail back?
>>123799860
He's genuinely into monkey.
He just respects her and crab too much to fool around.He just lets her do it for him.
>>123799860
Why must his sisters keep cockblocking each other?
>>123799993
Owari.
>>123800189
They both want the cock and don't want to share it.
I AM GAY AND I WANT TO FUCK KANBARU-CHAN
>>123800285
then i want it now
even more than kizu
>>123800360
Hitagi go the fuck back to sleep.
>>123800360
If I could be the little girl just so she would let me embrace her I'd do it.
Any predictions on what Shaft's doing next?
>>123800430
>You will never be a 2D girl that monkey wants to scissors with
Why even live?
>>123800454
Doesn't it have to be Owari?
>>123800542
It could be Kizu or Koyomi.
>>123800487
I ask myself that every day.
>>123800573
>It could be Kizu
You don't say?
>>123800487
Does Monkey ever meet a nice girl in Owari or Zoku-Owari? I hope she does.
>>123800542
I don't know, Shaft isn't known for being chronological correct.
>>123800573
>It could be Kizu
>>123800573
>Kizu
>ever
>>123800721
isnt there a girl that hasnt been revealed in the anime yet?
hopefully they make out or something
>>123800721
Nisio decided monkey only gets pain and loss anon.
>>123800810
At least she got to pound Karen's ass.
>>123799860
How does Karen "properly go say thanks" to her older brother?
>>123800890
no she didnt, in LNs she stayed away from being to close because monkey is a bro and you dont touch your bro's sister
>>123800786
I guess you could call Sodachi the childhood friend route
>>123800890
Not in canon anon, not even that consolation prize.
What should I watch first? Tsuki or Hana? These are the only ones I have not seen yet.
>>123800953
Especially after he specifically said he wants to take her virginity himself.
Monkey is nothing if not respectful.
>>123800953
But does that rule apply to lesbians?
>>123801099
It makes absolutely 0 difference.
>>123801099
Hana.
>>123801161
It does to me. I'm stuck for the past 20 minutes trying to decide.
>>123801099
>>123801161
Yes but it might later on, I would stick with Hana first.
>>123801099
Watch whatever, it's not like Shaft's release order is correct.
>>123801202
Flip a coin.
What's SHAFT animating right now? And why the fuck isn't it more monogatari?
With Madoka over they have no excuse. Why do they hate money so much. Why are they such worthless fucks.
Fuck you shinbo.
>>123801202
Both the Hanamonogatari novel and anime were released before Tsukimonogatari.
>>123801099
hana has a lot story and talking, but some naked kanbaru to make up for it
tsuki is shorter and has bird, bat and doll
>>123801117
Yes though I would personally make an exception for her.
>>123801117
Yuri is not allowed.
>>123801246
nisekoi 2 i think
>>123801200
>>123801221
>>123801269
>>123801288
Hana it is then. Alright anons thanks for the help.
>>123801099
>>123801202
Hana might be the weakest entry into the series.
And I like monkey.
The weakest monogatari is still miles ahead of most things though.
Tsuki made me remember why I love being alive.
>>123801246
>What's SHAFT animating right now?Nisekoi
>>123801246
What would they animate other than kizu?
When can I expect more Tsukihi? Or is she irrelevant forever?
Her arc was only 4 episodes, among the shortest ones, one whole episode in that arc was Karen being brushed and Tsukihi slept through most of it. She had a more prominent role in Tsuki and Medusa but I still want more.
>>123801420HakoMari
>>123801371
make sure you watch the BDs
otherwise you miss the best part
>>123801246
Is hasn't even been 4 full months since Tsuki.
>>123801441
I know that all the girls get a mini arc in Koyomi so I guess that's something. Not sure about Owari.
>>123801483
I just need an announcement, a date to look forward to, a guidepost for my heart.
That's all I'm asking for.
>>123801602
At the very least you will have to wait until Nisekoi 2 is over, which is 6 months away.
>>123801478
>otherwise you miss the best part
Kanbaru not being full of QUALITY?
>>123801602
>I just need... a guidepost for my heart
Look no further than this smile.
>>123801740
>tumblr
Ya blew it.
>>123801441
She has a major role in Zoku-Owari
>>123801221
>Yes but it might later on
How does the order matter at all? The arcs are completely unrelated; they don't even have the same characters.
>>123801769
>Tsukihi Eternal
Any summaries?
>>123801383
Tsuki had very little substance though, I prefer hana.
And kuro is worse than both.
>>123801830
Because the later arcs might be more relevant to both. So right now it does not matter, but if we get the Owari arcs following Tsuki you would want to watch it in proper order then.
>>123802116
I see what you mean now. As I'm not a bookfag, I have nothing to say on the matter.
>>123801986
Kuro was pretty bad, but at least it had some really memorable scenes, mainly the climax.
Tsuki had no substance? It sets up the major conflict: Araragi is slowly turning into a vampire and has to stop rescuing people. That's huge. And origami guy's speech at the end? The entirety of Tsuki was maximum hype about how shit is going to go down.
By contrast, Hana is far in the future and there's no sense of suspense really, its just Kanbaru's story tacked on at the end while everyone else's problems have been resolved and they've moved on. Great Kaiki scenes though.
>>123802192
How hard is monogatari to read? I'm assuming you into moon.
>>123802198
Well as a monkeyfag I have been waiting for monkey's story for a while so it's relevant to me.
And the substance in Tsuki is just plot related, not really much in the way of character development and themes.
It's necessary to set up the rest but as it is it's lacking.
>>123777960
>Mayonegg
>>123801288
They are the exact same length though, both are 4 episodes stacked into one release.
>>123802296
>into moon
>>123802433
I think hana was 5
regardless hana feels longer from the sheer amount of talking
>>123802590
The talking was not the problem, the lack of familiar characters was which I admit is Hana's weakspot.
>>123802561
But I thought only kizu and fragments of the other novels were translated?
I guess I haven't checked in a while
>>123802701
I do not into moon, thus, I haven't read them. You asked the wrong guy about the books.
This thread has reached its post limit. No one make a new thread, as I would like to go to bed tonight.
>>123802779
Of course, I misread the original post I replied to. You aren't a bookfag.
Don't mind me, carry on
>>123802296
I don't know first hand, but I've heard that Nisio uses some pretty difficult and obscure kanji.
>>123802866
No. someone make a new thread right fucking now.
this was a good thread
>lots of conversation
>little to no snake posting
>monkey posting got stopped early
good job guys
>>123803054
>snake thread
yeah no
>>123803054
That's not really a monogatari thread...
Hostile takeover?
>>123803117
Just let it die, it's a shitty thread anyways.
Make a new one tomorrow.
>>123796941
Why is this picture itself so ridiculously well-drawn?
>>123799073
I've seen it. It's still fucking stupid.
>>123800487
>Scissors
My god. Scissors. This is what the symbolism means! (Nisio! Collegemonogatari! Now!)
>>123800810
>monkey only gets pain
It's because she's gay anon. At least she gets to scissor scissor girl.
>>123803592
That's awfully homophobic of you.
She never even got to scissor scissor girl anyway.
>>123803710
Collegemonogatari! It's going to happen! Fucking Nisio I believe in you!I love gay people. Especially Kankan.
>>123803710
she got scissored in the lesbian dimension in her intro
also in the LNs she states she rarely thinks of guys and would have dated araragi if he werent already dating crab
Ok, serious question. How much do you think it would cost to get some half-japanese girl on the internet to translate the remaining LN's? Is there a place where anon could fund such a project? Cause I would be down to pay my share.
>>123803802
Yeah but that didn't look like much fun.
>>123803802
but anon, that's a metaphor for "they're going to fuck". Didn't you have the scissor dream before the first time you had lesbian sex?
>>123803885
I wanna hug kanbaru so bad
>>123803852
But why a girl?
Next monogatari when?
>>123803941
we all do.
>>123803952
It could be a dude. We could do that.
>>123803941
kanbaru doesn't want to hug you
>>123803960
kizu is coming out and it will be amazing;_;
Gaen and Snail both did really good jobs in Kindergarten.
>>123804144
>10 years ago
>30 years ago
>>123777960
>What is she whispering into his ear?
Probably wondering if he's into anal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kctbgczbyb0
>>123804562
A true classic.
>>123779242
It was the last time in the whole franchise animated so far that Araragi and Senjougahara had an extensive amount of screentime together.
there are people right now who have only watched monogatari once
there are people who haven't had at least one chronological watchthrough
there are people who haven't [spoilers]accepted bat as one true best gatari[/spoiler]
>>123804905
there are people who dont ctrl s
>>123804905
Bat is tied for best.
>>123804968
Never. Think of all the free donuts.
>>123805189
Anon, are you really ignoring the glory of this godess?
>>123805268
how could anyone like that shit personality you snakefags make me sick
>>123805355
I'm sorry that you're still blind to her perfection. I hope one day you'll be able to see it.
>>123805612
there is nothing to like
stay delusional though
>>123804938
dont have appchan on mobile sadly
>>123805662
One day you'll learn. It's inevitable.
I get the last post