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Onee chans are for ________

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Ara ara~
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respecting
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Loving
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>>123740095
Onee chans are for loving _______
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Love, the answer is always love
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>>123739936
loving tenderly

>>123740130
tenderly
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>>123739936
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>>123739936
She is the younger sister.

No, seriously. Follow the manga thread. There is a high chance that Honoka has Kazane's blood litterally flowing in his veins, and there is hints that Ayaka hadn't been born yet when Honoka was a child. So Ayaka could possibly be the imouto.
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Tender loving.
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>>123740130
With all of your heart
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>>123740578

Best answer right here. Also Onee-sans are supposed to be the ones in charge.
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Respecting, obeying, listening her advice, loving, caring for, protecting, and stand together with. Forever and always.
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>>123739936
making their otoutos happy
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>>123739936
femdom
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>>123739936
Irrumatio
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>>123739936
Blackmailing and bullying.
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playing videogames with and running a lemonade stand.
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I wonder what it's like having a nee-san.
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>>123742818
It's wonderful
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>>123739997
damn straight
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>>123740425
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loving
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>>123744675
>late 20s
>onee

That's a fucking granny.
And a womanchild chuuni at that.
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>>123744322
>Helping Your Kid Take A Shit In The Park In Front Of Everyone
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>>123741038
In charge? yes. Femdom? No
Nee-sans are supposed to nuture and help raise their brother, and make sure he's spoiled rotten.
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>>123740547
I'm interested. This could be good.
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Being best girl.
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>>123739936
/ss/
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>>123739936
Is wcw any good? Wasn't sure if the premise would get more interesting. How's the pacing?
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>>123739936
Is it wrong to want to pin my nee-san down and molest her?
Is it wrong to want to act completely hurt when she rejects my advances?
Is it wrong to get off to the idea of her being completely heartbroken, guilt ridden and devastated when she finds I hung myself?
I have weird fetishes.
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obeying
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>>123739936
Impregnating and marrying
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NTRing
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>>123745853

I'm pretty sure that's not allowed in most "civilized" countries. If you can even call that being civilized.
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>>123739936
being dominated by.
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>>123745952
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/10958728/Australian-judge-says-incest-may-no-longer-be-a-taboo.html

It's starting, just like people predicted.
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>>123745853
O-oh my
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>>123746068
There really isn't a reason for incest to be taboo anymore.
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>>123739936
Serving.
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>>123744822
>not wanting the nee-san to punish her brother when necessary
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>liking Onee-chans

So Freud was right? You all want to secretly fuck your mothers?
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>>123745853
>Impregnating and marrying

This series was great, but I was disappointed that the brother never impregnated and married his big sister.
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>>123745318
It's a fun watch.
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>>123746057
This nigga knows what's up
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>>123744822
But what if the little brother needs to be disciplined ?
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>>123746232
You mean sisters right
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>>123745318
The mango was better, but the best part was JC Staff not fucking it up.
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>>123741038
Kimi is such a goddess.

Sometimes I legitimately get sad she isn't my onee-chan.
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>>123746232
Did your older sister give birth to you?
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>>123746414
I want to make my onee-chan need to give birth.
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Protecting.
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>>123746232
Not that i don't want to fuck my oka-san, but that really is a completely seperate fetish anon.
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>>123746505
enjoy your retarded kid
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>>123746554
I'll rape Tohsaka?
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>>123746276
>>123746215
I don't mind a light scolding, but something more along the lines of
>Anon-chan, your nee-san is disappointed in you....
rather than
>YOU DISGUSTING PIG, BEND OVER AND LET ME SPANK YOU
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>>123746505
gonna need the artist's name for that one
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>>123746564
That's only if you have sex with a much older woman. So long as you impregnate your onee-chan while you're still in your early 20's, you're probably fine.
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>>123746564
The results of inbreeding actually don't kick in until the 3rd generation anon. If you've ever had a pure-breed, it's a good chance it's mother is also it's sister.
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>>123746564
>3D genetics working in 2D
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>>123746677
And inbreeding can increase intelligence and such like all eugenics.
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>>123746651
>>123746677
sorry, I am not well-informed on inbreeding

>>123746627
As long as you're not implying there is anything wrong with spanking
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>>123746627
Why not both? There isn't just one type of onee-chan.

Personally I love how Kimi has no issue with being rough or loud. It fits her.
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>>123746245
Maybe some day we'll get a sequel with just that.
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being best girl.
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>>123746710
Not sure about that.
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>>123747075
Sauce?
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getting married too.
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>>123747116
It's true. Intelligence is extremely hereditary. If you have smart parents, the kid is much more likely to be smart.
Like with many traits, if you need to find a good pair with similar traits, you can look inside the same family. People do this with dogs when they breed dogs for intelligence.
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>>123747308
Are you someone who doesn't get in sand in his vagina at non-blood relations?
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>>123747420
I think it's fine for relations with onee-chans but not for imoutos
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>>123747420
An onee-chan is an onee-chan.
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>>123747417
Yes, but eventually it causes problems.
It would be better to look for another intelligent partner outside the family. I"m just saying once in a while, it won't cause birth defects.
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>>123747417
So if you score above a certain amount on an IQ test, you should be allowed to fuck your family members of the opposite gender?
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>>123747420
I can put up with it if it is cute enough and she really is at least a NBR instead of just some old lady that he calls nee-san or something.

Obviously, it is better if it is blood related.
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>>123747506
Oneechan is a state of mind.

All oneechans are beautiful. Even non-blood related ones.
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>>123747420
>>123747506
An onee-chan is an onee-chan like anon said.
Although I've read that series, and she's a friend of the family, and actually just met the kid.
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>>123747420
All other things equal, blood related is superior.
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>>123747506
This statement can be interpreted both ways.
Which way did you mean it?
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>>123747622
Not really. Onee-san is a state of mind.
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>>123747593
No, their parents got married didn't they?

She's pretty great, I wish she was blood related too.
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>>123747576
You are wise beyond your years Anonymous
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>>123747684
No, that's fucking stupid.
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>>123747690
I'll have to reread it, But honestly, that doesn't seem like an onee-san. An onee-san would have needed to spend a good amount of time with them.
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>>123747684
No, it's the blood-relation.
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Does she love like onee-chan? Then she's onee-chan.
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>>123747420
If they aren't blood related then they aren't really an onee-chan. It is a mark against them.
The really good ones can overcome it, but it is still a handicap.
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>>123747750
So people who are adopted aren't really related?
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Bullying
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>tfw no good taiga doujins
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>>123747781
No. Not even blood related is needed but they need to at least have a family relationship. Random teachers and such aren't onee-chans.
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>>123747800
Not really.
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Who gives a shit if it's NBR or not, as long as we can all agree that
Onee>Mother>Christmas Cake>Aunt>>>>>>>>>>Cousin>Imouto
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>>123747922
>Mother that high up there
no
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>>123747887
What I meant was that if the onee-chanxotouto love paradigm is there the it counts as onee-chan.
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>>123747922
No, I'm afraid we don't agree there
Onee>mother>Imouto>cousin>aunt
Christmas cake doesn't qualify.
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>>123747922
People like you are the reason onee-chan threads turn to shit.
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>>123747977
>mother not being in the very least top 3
I think it's time for you to leave.
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>>123747824
It's a damn shame.
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>>123747889
That's messed up. Any older girl whose lived with you, nutured you, and is not your oka-san can be a nee-san. Likewise, even if you are blood related, a horrible nee-san barely qualifies as a nee-san.
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>>123747922
Onee = imouto > Daughter > Niece > Aunt > Cousin > Mother
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>>123748034
Gonna need the source for that one too.
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>>123739936
>Onee chans are for ________
getting dominated by
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>>123748021
>Christmas cake doesn't qualify
shit taste
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>>123748122
dominating.
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>>123747922
Imouto=Onee=Mother>Childhood friend>Cousin=Aunt>Other non-blood related women
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>>123748157
Go make your own thread.
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>>123748159
no no no anon an onee san is the one that dominates
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>>123748157
Why would christmas cake count in an incest ranking?
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>>123748157
Christmas cake is a modifier that you can apply to the other things. Like a christmas Cake onee-chan, which is pretty great.

But just by itself it doesn't belong here at all.
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>>123748206
It's a best girl ranking.
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>>123748228
is there a male christmas cake equivalent?
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>>123748275
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>>123748199
No, silly, it's better to see you onee-san writhing around in pleasure as you pin her down and violate her.
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>>123739936
Forgetting

>Imoutos for life!
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Onee-san>Mother>Imouto>rest
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>>123748259
That makes no sense. That scale was a best incest type ranking. If you were doing types of girls that might make sense, but even then, it seems to be more an attribute.
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>>123748312
no thats what imoutos are for
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>>123748359
it's because he's retarded
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>>123748352
>not having an adorable otouto whose completely in love with you.
I feel for you anon, i really do.
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>>123748094
>mother at the very bottom
Why?
I feel like Freud would find that interesting anon.
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>>123748403
that's what women are for
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>>123748403
No silly. Imoutos are for spoiling and being dominated by, onee-sans are for being spoiled by and taking advantage of. An onee-san belongs to her little brother.
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>>123748428
>being a faggot
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having children in secret with
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>>123748526
If it's cute, it's okay.
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I just watched a few episodes of Oneechan ga Kita and it's a nice little series about a brocon girl and her unwitting younger brother.
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>>123748451
It's not like I like them less, I just like the others more.

There are some great mother works, but all other things equal I prefer others more.

Daughters are a bit of a special case because I think almost ALL daughter works are shit. The daughter is too young, or the dad is too old, or the story is too dark. There is that magical sweetspot where everything lines up just right and it is fantastic, but it is just so rare.
Perhaps I should have put mothers above cousins.
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Alright, /a/, you get teleported into a world where one onee-chan of your choosing is your onee-chan. Your parents will travel a lot, so you will essentially live alone with her

Who do you choose, how old would you make yourself, and what would your relationship be like?
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>>123748547
>Hiding your love
No anon. You should never be ashamed of your onee.
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>>123748576
Pretty much, yeah.

It's cute.
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>>123748588
Really? i think daughters are pretty cute.
It's basically a girl who completely idolizes you, who you shape and mold, and will always look up to you. Like a purer imouto.
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>>123748607
I'd probably just keep my older sister the same as in real life.
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>>123739936
spoiling me
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>>123748679
Well I was talking about H-works when I said that.

Non-h work daughters are fantastic, possibly the highest tier.
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Marrying
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>>123748681
>has his choice of every onee-san in the universe, picks his real one.
awww, that's adorable. I'm sure your nee-san would be overjoyed to hear that.
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>>123748780
Not sure how i feel about h-daughterus, Never really looked them up, but the ones i've seen in anime/manga always make me baww
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Mods know where it's at.
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Am I the only one that likes the drunk slovenly Nee-sans that need a younger brother to help clean and cook for them?
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>>123748780
please dont die dan
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>>123748766
EXACTLY! This anon gets it.
>Laying your head in her lap
>Having her help you get dressed in the morning
>Having a delicious home made meal made with extra love.
>Having someone you can always cry to, who will always comfort you and love you
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Not an incestfag here.


What's the difference between a okaa-san, onee-chan, or imouto?

It's all incest isn't it?
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>>123748933
yes
especially when the nee san gets too drunk and cant control herself
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>>123748869
Huh. All my friends have little sisters, i have a nee-san. My friends always bitch about their little sisters. I love mine with all my heart.
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>>123744822
>Femdom? No
Look at him. Look at him and laugh.
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Fucking google image search has been so bad with manga recently
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>>123749010
Have you fucked her yet?
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>>123748949
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>>123748975
The age and the relationship, generally.
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>>123749064
No... And i doubt i ever will. But i'm content snuggling on the couch with her for now, and when she gets married, I'll probably break a little inside.
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>>123748853
Manami from vndb.org/v4651 is the best h-daughter I have ever come across. I would feel bad for her mother if she was my daughter as I would inevitably end up falling for her.
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>>123749125
That's strangely adorable.
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>>123748975

Onee-sans are for getting bullied and cuddled
Imoutos are for bulling and giving cuddles
Okaa-sans are for ara ara and god tier cooking.
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>>123748975
狼さん is mother
お姉さん is older sister
妹さん is younger sister
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>>123749090
it hurts
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>>123749125
I feel you. I've got a similar relationship with my nee-san, but I'm 90% sure she knows I'm a total siscon and could even be in this thread right now
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>>123748975
Are you insane? What's the difference between a
Truck, a ferrari, and a unicycle

There all modes of transportation aren't they?
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>>123748607
I want what the MC have here >>123746245
There is no need to change anything, just give me that and I'll be happy for the rest of my life. Keiko is a perfect older sister and her relationship with her brother is wonderful.
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>>123749473
Nee-sans are the best. I wouldn't trade mine for the world. She's picked me up when I'm down, Encouraged me to do my best, and is probably the only person in the world i love as much as myself. Nee-san forever.
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>>123748607
it would be an onee san created by kloah
sex all the time
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How would you yourself be the ideal otouto or imouto to your oneesan?
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>>123748975
Are you serious?
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>>123748975
Are you stupid?
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>>123749420
>狼さん is mother
はははははははははは
おいおいバカじゃないか!?
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>>123748975
Are you dense?
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>>123749745
shut up man i made 1 mistake
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>>123749125
How I wish I was you. I have a shitty imouto, not fun
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>>123749790
A pretty big fucking mistake
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>>123749646
>get a job
>exercise
>eat right
>read books
>get a decent hobby like martial arts or drawing
>hug them often
>tell them you love them
>go do fun things together
You know, basic stuff
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>>123748607
I want a rough and tumble onee-san. Maybe the leader of one of those female biker gangs. I want her to be normally crass and rough, but have a sweet and tender spot reserved for me.
I would be 12, she would be 16.
Both of us have sexual tension towards each other, but for that point it's mostly ecchi/comedy until later in the manga.
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>>123745937
Buckbaird?
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>>123749646
Be a adorable but slight nerdy shota, who blushes a lot, and calls her onee-chan in the most adorable way.
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>>123750040
Delinquent yet caring onee-sans are great
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>>123750040
a bancho/sukeban onee san with a sweet side would be so nice
i wish there were more doujins with bancho women and onee-sans
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>>123739936
>season 2 never
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>>123750138
Didin't expect to find someone who shared my love of delinquent onee-sans.
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>>123749613
>it would be an onee san created by kloah
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>>123747792
>pic
>dialogue

Mood effectively killed.
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>>123750138
Delinquent pure girls are great. Logically they'd be even better as onee-chans.
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>>123742818
>>123742996
This anon is right, they are wonderful. I have two Onee-sans that have taken care of me and motivated me all my life.
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teasing
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>>123749613
>kloah
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>>123750463
>>123750204
im surprised to see anons with such great taste
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>>123750179
I remember watching Fumoffu a long time ago, long before I knew what words like "tsundere" or "zettai ryouiki" even meant, but I still really liked that girl gang leader and her little brother even though they only showed for that one episode.
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Cherish your Oneesans /a/.
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>>123750561
duuuuude. don't make this a sad thread.
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>>123750561
>implying Taiga and Shirou were not secretly fucking
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>>123745937
Translation never
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>>123750609
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>>123747118
Do you like tall girls anon?
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>>123750674
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>>123739936
...turning into catgirls. (Please?)
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>>123748607
14 and 17
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>>123748975
>sequel with the mother never
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>>123750674
Your density-act doesn't sell, Shirou. You overdo it.
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>>123748034
people like me are the reason onee-chan threads exist
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>>123739936
spoiling me.
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>>123750708
Not him, but fuck yes I do.
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>>123751082
And you ruin them with your nee-san shit taste.
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>>123748034
>>123748117
>Third chapter will never be translated
>Where the brother impregnates his sister
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>no nee-san to deeply stare into her loving eyes
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Enlighten those of us who weren't lucky enough:
What is it like to have an Oneesan?
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>>123739936
Feeding me when I can't get a job

Source:me
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>>123750713
Imagine the life of Shirou of Saber, Rin, and Sakura were his Onee-chans.

/ss/ everywhere
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>tfw only child
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>>123751206
Oh but anon, how little you realize we are but 2 sides of the same coin.
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>>123751342
>tfw i have an ototo instead
we're close though
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>>123751342
They become god tier once they are 24-25 as they are mentally mature enough and caring.

They suck ass when they are in their Highschool years.

Imoutos are shit no matter how old they are.
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>>123751406
You're not me!
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>>123751485
Good, good...
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>>123751617
That one was tricky to post on /a/ because it has not one single page that is swf.
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>>123751342
They're great, but sometimes they take your stuff and they do weird shit at home
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>>123751741
>they do weird shit at home
Elaborate.
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>>123751406
What's a dumpter?
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>>123751877
They masturbate with your Xbox controllers
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>>123751342
0-14 or so, they're great. Always willing to play together, protective, cool and fun.
14-20 they're hit or miss. Mine was decent during this time, probably because we still shared some interests
20+ are the best years. You're bros, but there is plenty of tender nostalgia and such to go along with it
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>My big sister came home one night and she was kind of drunk. She collapsed into bed with me because she was feeling lonely. I started stroking her hair. She said that felt good. She rolled over and started kissing me. I said we should stop but she had already made up her mind.
The next day she said to forget about what happened and to never talk about it again. So we haven't.
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>>123745424
>Is it wrong to want to pin my nee-san down and molest her?
I want the opposite of this. I want a nee-san that'll hold me down and tease me, and then inflict further punishment when I accidentally cum from her molestations.
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>>123751877
They eat cereal out of a water glass in bed without pants, spend like 2 hours in the living room reading a book with just a towel on after a shower, and leave shit around the house
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>>123752184
>she wants to fuck
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>>123739936
>bishonen tier body

>nee chan is shorter than me, and also a huge sjw bitch

fuck life

I could have had it all and instead I have nothing
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Raping.
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>>123748975
>>123748094

>googlefu gives me nothing

"inb4 but it does for me" everyone's google is different because of the google botnet
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>older sister is shorter than me
>people think we're twins or I'm the older brother
>when it's just the two of us out together people think we're a couple
Why couldn't I have a big buxom older sister?
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Bullying.
Especially if they're dumb moe.
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>>123753087


>>123752464 here, I feel you man

at least your nee chan is a decent human being
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>>123749090
2 real
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>>123753087
>when it's just the two of us out together people think we're a couple
doushio
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>>123739936
Respect and admiration.
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>>123753124
Agreed, it's especially fun to mock my two nee-sans when they say stupid shit. Puts me in charge.
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Molesting shotas
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>>123753474
Shotas are for loving and admiration from afar, you filthy heathen.
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>>123753516
you gay son?
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>>123753536
No, I'm a lesbian with a dick, hetscum.
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>>123753516
no they are for loving, gently and passionatley
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>>123753571
sounds like my kind of lesbian
http://exhentai.org/g/785163/b7db9e5851/
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>>123753516
He was asking for it
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>>123753726
>TFW you'll never molest your friend's little borhter
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>>123746677
If your mom is your sister does that make your dad your grandfather?
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the problem with many of the you onee-chan faggots is that you have no sense of blood relation which is key blood related onee-chans are fine though
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Young boys are for onee-chans' use
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>>123753819
>sisters friends are all fat and ugly

I don't want to be molested by them
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>>123753961
I guess it's time to get a better sister.
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>>123754163
where do I find one?

I'd love to welcome the busty onee chan of my dreams into my life
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>>123754192
You don't need a busty onee, just a /fa/ one. That way at least one of her friends will be busty.
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>>123754392
true, either way this bishounen dick of mine needs a big pair of boobs wrapped around it soon or I'm going to go insane
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>>123739936
Wow that looks like it is definitely animated at higher than 720p, the lineart is way too clean
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two sad panda threads? best DAY of my life
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>>123755376
Some older sister/older sister-type stuff

http://exhentai.org/g/676964/348d1fcbf4/
http://exhentai.org/g/711113/bc11a077d9/
http://exhentai.org/g/712575/4df243aa68/
http://exhentai.org/g/731127/d44e2fbdb7/
http://exhentai.org/g/738004/09e3136cd8/
http://exhentai.org/g/661233/e623761aba/ (page 16 onward)
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>>123739997
horseshit
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>TFW you will never practice kinbakushi with your sister
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They're for seriously falling in love with.
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>>123752948
synchrome
>>
I think the reason why a lot of people like onee-chans is because a lot of us didn't get pampered growing up. Like, I didn't get a lot of affection, hugs, kisses and skin contact, so the idea of an affectionate oneechan is appealing.
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>>123752948
http://exhentai.org/g/725596/a6d6b4d048/
http://exhentai.org/g/576506/145aabb9b8/
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>>123756277
thanks buddy
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>>123756262
Didn't think of it that way, probably right for the most part.
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>>123739936
Tender loving
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>Onee chans are for ________
Playful, gentle femdom.
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>>123758479
That can be arranged.
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fondling/tender loving
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>>123745853
>>123746245
N-neither of these images yields source, could you please tell me, so that I can keep on loving the onee-san?
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>>123758479
Fuck the police :<
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>>123753960
Sauce?
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>>123759303
Open the image before you google search, it yields the source.
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The best nee-san
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>>123751342

she wouldn't prank me like this, just headbutt me

otherwise she would have nightmares and ask me to sleep in her room when i really didnt see the problem, too young
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>>123740519

marvelous taste, anon
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>>123739936
I like my Onee-chans how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.
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>>123759901

that jokes so old it can vote
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>>123747576
>Oneechan is a state of mind.
>All oneechans are beautiful. Even non-blood related ones.
This guy gets it.
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>>123747922
>Cousin
They're great, they also make great nee-san characters.
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>>123750179
All true anons would love that.
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>>123747922

Mah negro. 100% factual statement.
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>>123750040
How Slavic.
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>have a 3D onee-chan
>I'm taller and stronger than her despite being younger
>she's nothing like the onee-chans I see in anime

Why is anime so destructive to my perception of reality?
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>>123760466
>she's not like the onee-chans I see in anime
Please, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't have an onee-san, and all are like in your anime.

Imouto's on the other hand, are even more shit than imoutos in chinese cartoons. Imouto/Genki are the worst archetypes to begin with, in 3D, it's just hell..
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>>123760466
>3D
There's you're problem. Don't even bother talking about 3D and RL shit here since everything we say only applies to 2D, in fact 3D is shit no exceptions; and that includes 3DPD 'nee-sans'.
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>>123760902
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>>123751666
sauce pls google and iqbd bring up nothing
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>>123761326
filename
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>>123760902
>in fact 3D is shit no exceptions; and that includes 3DPD 'nee-sans'
Do you want to make the 3D onee chans lurking in this thread depressed?
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Does cousin onee-san count?
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>>123761941
Absolutely.
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i want to bury my face in leone's butt

is that wrong
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>>123749420
>狼さん is mother
Topkek, you son of a bitch
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>>123761958
>tfw you feel NTR'd when you learned she now has boyfriend
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>>123740425
the fucking best
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>>123742818
Me too.

>tfw onii-san
>not even anikimode

Fuck man I wonder what a sister would be like period
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>>123759867
absolutely based
>>
everyone in this thread sounds like an only child

or a damm orphan
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>>123762623
why is naginata so based
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>>123748607
Rough around the edges tomboy onee-san. I'm 18, she's 20.

She gives me life advice and is generally full bro-mode even when we ain't slaying demons together like a good family does. We protect eachother's smiles. No romantic or sexual nonsense, just pure familial stuff.

And lots of banter.
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>>123762404
Dear god.
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>>123740130
tenderly
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>>123758676
Second one is from Fella Pure.
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>300 posts in
>No one posts best bully onee-san
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>>123764097
Shit man, gotta need the sauce on that. Google isn't be cooperative.
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>>123764190
[Hisasi] Kimi ni Ai
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>>123744712
What if my onee-san is 27?
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>>123764309

its fine
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>>123764097

Poor guy, even though my dick was pleased i felt a bit bad for him.
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>>123764414

wait what is this now again
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>>123764455

kyoukai no kanata ova
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>>123764190
I dunno what it is but google has been more and more troublesome lately, I hate asking for sauce but man, I don't know how else to trace back single images.
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>>123764266
Bless you Anon, you have saved me.
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>>123746564
Genetic risks with incest are overestimated.

The danger of incest is transmitting the bad things you, or your sister ALREADY have. And the chances won't be high enough in the first generation of incest to cause damages. If your family don't have any bad thing in their blood or genes, your kid won't have it.

To have a potato/Chernobyl child, you need to repeat incest on SEVERAL generations.
Here's what FIVE generations of incest looks like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain

Also, after 35 year, the womb quality brutally crash.
You'll have more risks of defective child with a random women aged 42 than with your blood related onee-san aged 24.
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>>123764673
incest is selfish because then your kids won't be able to fuck their siblings

think of the children
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>>123764702

thats one hell of a facebook campaign

id click like
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>>123760466
>tfw I look older than my nee-chan, even though I'm 10 years younger
>tfw the nurses once mistook us for a couple when we came to visit someone in the hospital
Reality is stranger than fiction.
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>>123748094
But that's a cousin here.
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>only younger brothers

why
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>>123764702
They will still be able to fuck each other.

In 30 years they'll use genetic engineering to have perfect kids anyway.
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>>123750417
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>Only child

Well this is nice.
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>>123764929
>tfw a nurse mistakes my little sister for my and my older sister's daughter
>>
>liking Onee-san type characters

Aren't we supposed to like girls YOUNGER than us?
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>>123746327
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>>123764993
Not anymore.
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>>123742818
She's a slut, so it's suffering.
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>>123764993
>younger girls
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>>123739936
Why the long face?
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>>123748034
Source please.
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>>123764159
shit tier onee-san, bullies people into submission for her own gain.
>>
>>123748206
What if your onee-san is ALSO a Christmas cake ?
>>
>>123764266
And here I was thinking that was NaPaTa's art. And yet another thing that's been deleted from sadpanda.
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>>123749125
>When she'll get married

Why are we (little brothers) doomed to be NTR'd by some fag that married our sister?
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>>123744322
The Penis Breaker
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>>123744322

>reverse reverse sitting cowgirl

well thats it isnt it

anymore and they're not even facing each other
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my onee-chan told me she is going to get married soon

it will happen next year, she already said I would still be her otouto no matter what happens, but I just want to die
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>>123739936
Season 2 when?
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>>123768583
Hopefully never.
>>
>>123767820
I wish my onee-chan would hurry up and get married because her boyfriend is a total bro
>>
>>123768583
When theres enough content to work with, give the mangaka some time. She ain't done yet son.
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>>123752486
>My onee-san is 5 year older
>I'm 20cm taller than her
>Shoes way longer than her
>Way stronger than her, have wide shoulders
>She don't look like a onee-san (no big breasts) at all

What i'm supposed to do ?
>>
>>123769202
>implying
all she needs is a nee-san spirit and she'll rape the everloving fuck out of you.
>>
>>123767345
Because by the end of the day they're still 3DPD
>>
>>123740519
>>123759867
>>123762623
How much of Kyoukai no Kanata is made of stuff like this?
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>>123762081
Necrofilia is gross anon.
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>>123769887
shoot yourself
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>>123769876

not nearly enough

the older women are more interesting as side characters than the main ones..

i would kill for more izumi, nino and ayaka just shooting the shit, drinking coffee and top banter

izumi being cold and heartless of ninos terrible attitude with men and ayaka trying to get them both to agree on a nude photoshoot
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>>123746232

No. I'm 5'7.

I compensate by pursuing taller women.
I've been successful so far.
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>>123770494
whats your secret
aside from having a babyface
>>
>>123771009

Beyond that. I guess know the ladies you attract, and try to find similar birds.

She's not the first, but she'll be the last for a couple years yet.
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>>123769112

yeah he's a total bro until you hear him fucking your sister on a vacation to the adirondacks and then you feel uncomfortable playing smash bros with him later
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>>123771157

>Staying in close proximity of eachother on vacation

What are you fucking retarded?

Stay at least two rooms away from them. Or hell, the other side of the goddamn hotel.

>Mffw I had to lay down the hammer on my in-law when they wanted to stay adjacent to me and my missus' hotel room
>Mffw the uncle agreed and told'em to shaddap.

Fucking weird ass people.
>>
>>123771236

shut the fuck up you humorless loser
>>
>>123755524
thanks anon
>>
Does this mean Honoka is pretty much Eldritch abomination tier like most of the End witches?
>>
>>123769112
>Literally asking to be NTR'd, and get his onee-san abducted far far away
>>
>>123747922
>mother that high
>imouto last because muh contrariness

Fuck off.
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>>123747922
>that entire list

No. Kill yourself.
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>>123764929
Was you onee pleased?
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>>123771959
She never found out. It's a secret shared between me and the person we were visiting at the time.
>>
[/ spolier]
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>>123739936

An onee-chan thread without Trude.

What has the world come too, would you let Trude become your onee-chan?
>>
>>123770494
>>123770840
>>123771009
>blogging
>3DPD
Get out faggots.
>>
Freeloading.
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>tfw no onee-chan

just die in my sleep already
>>
>>123739936
>Only Child
>Will never have an Onee-chan

...sadness.
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Would you rather an onee-chan that

1. Crawls into your bed when you're sleeping, holding you tightly and refusing to let go until she feels satisfied.

or

2. Greets you when you come home with a freshly cooked meal that she put all of her love into.
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>>123772387

First option, I'd rather do a reverse of the second since I'm a good cook.
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Thread full of spineless beings. What a shame.
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>>123772387
1
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>>123772387
Mmmmnf. 1. Absolutely 1.
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>>123772465
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I'll clean your ears for free
It feels pretty good.
Trust me. All oneechans do it
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>>123751342
mine was crazy the bad way
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>>123772534
Why are they doing it?
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>>123772563
Bonding anon, bonding.
Plus, it tickles and its nice to rest your head on someones lap.
Also ASMR if you get that sorta thing
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>>123772604
>rest your head on someones lap
huh, you need a sister for this?
Whatever, i have 2 nii-sans so i probably do not understand something.
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>>123772604

I get ASMR from vacuuming, and my hair cut.
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>>123772772
>vacuuming
That's an odd one. I've never heard of anyone getting asmr from vacuuming. If anything, I would think people get headaches from it. Hair cuts yeah totally. You should get someone close to you to just lightly touch your face and back of your neck. It will cripple you (because it feels so great).
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>>123772840

I have personal space issues. I don't like being touched in general.

But yeah, I get it from the vibrations of a vacuum.

My mother had this vacuum that had a really pleasant hum to it, I usually used a couch cushion sitting on my face to filter out the higher pitch of it and off to sleep I was. My wife did it a couple years back, and off I was.

It's vibrations and certain pitches that do it for me.
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>>123772950
>>123772840

I didn't even know ASMR was a "thing" until I saw a creepy video of some broad rubbing a silicone ear near a microphone boom.

Shit weirded me, it still does.
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>only sibling is a selfish asshole little brother I can't get close to regardless of how much I try
>remember wanting an onee-chan for as long as I can remember

Truly suffering.
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>>123773047
It may please you to find out that Japanese people love this sorta shit too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5Kk62k9dAw
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>>123773120

nahh. That just weirds me out
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>>123772950
>I don't like being touched in general.
are you autistic?
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>>123773546
is it a meme?
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>>123773089
>two older brothers that are 100% normalfag
>no cute imouto
>no onee-san
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I want a yandere onee San!
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I must be the weirdo here. Cause the only reason I got into the whole older sister/women thingy was because my own older sister was an immature woman child, who bullied me through out my childhood. Which made me long for the idealized older sisters found in 2D.
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>>123773581
no, genuinely curious.
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>>123773899
Nigga it isnt just idealized older sisters from the 2d world. Anime sets too high standards for humans in general
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Would you rather a mature Onee-chan or a delicious imouto?

I think the answer is obvious: imouto.
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>>123773899
Same.
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>>123774019
>asking this in an onee-chan thread

ok
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>>123762404
Is it actually finished yet?
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>>123773984
i do happen know a hawt single mom who's just as awesome and mature and wise like how mom usually depicted in animu, though.
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>>123774019
What about a tsundere female twin that is tsun tsun onee-san mode at first but dere dere imouto mode later
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>>123769398
Well, she was a good onee-san, abused of her powers, but still saved me from a few things.
She's gone working in Germany 2 years ago, she'll be back soon.

I miss her.
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>>123774148
>she'll be back soon.
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serving
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>>123774019
>Promoting imoutos in an onee-san thread

It's like promoting jews on /pol/.
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>>123774124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s9XqoVssuh
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>>123773089
>tfw two onee-sans
>they're both cunts
>younger one still acts like a child (and not in the cute way) despite being almost 40
>didn't even get to grow up with them because parents thought having another kid 10 years later was a good idea
>essentially was an only child with double the people to be bossed around by
>always wanted a little brother
never have dreams
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>>123774456
well if you werent born so far apart you could have given them the brotherly dick of guidance
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>>123774456
>Parents have 5 kids
>3 of them in between 1983 and 1987
>Me in 1992
>Little brother in 1999

I was like you, no one to grow up with.
The smallest age gap was my onee-san born in 1987. 5 Years.

Not to forget that my little brother was conceived when my mother was 45, meaning trash womb quality, meaning mentally challenged kid.
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>>123739936
So is this show worth watching for anything other than the girl(s) or can I just keep fapping to the doujins?
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People want oneesan because they just want a more youthful and energetic mom. Prove me wrong.
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>>123773834
Too much jealousy and overprotectiveness.

Imagine how she'd react the first time you walk home with a girl, or when you start going out by yourself and no longer depend on her to drive you everywhere.

Then she'd start hounding you and trying to win you back by acting twice as clingy and lewd. Things like accidentally having her bath towel fall in front of you or pressing her breasts against the back of your head when you're on the internet.

Even that would eventually progress to full paranoid yandere where she'd sneak into your bed at night and rub up against you or send threatening letters to girls you talk to and erasing everyone but her contact from your phone so you need depend on her.

Not worth it.
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>>123774640
your little bro is retarded?
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>>123774716
>wanting any other 3dpd except for your onee-san who cares more about you than anyone else
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>>123774757
Not retarded, but a little bit challenged.

Womb quality crash after 35 year old.
And after 40, welcome in PotatoCity.
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>>123774640
it's not the womb, it's the egg. women gets a set amount their entire life when they were born, and releases them for fertilization at a timely interval when they're matured enough to bear children. needless to say, the ones that gets left in the sack the longest aren't exactly the freshest. and once they're all gone, menopause.
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>>123774757
>>123774853
http://www.babyhopes.com/articles/birthdefects.html

> age does play a major role in a woman’s fertility. Fertility is at its highest during a woman’s 20s. From the age of 23 to 31, a woman is at her most fertile. From then fertility declines by 3% each year until a woman turns 35. After 35, fertility begins to deteriorate quickly. By the age of 39, she will be half as fertile as she was at 31 and between 39 and 42 this is halved once again.

> At age 35, the risk of Down Syndrome is roughly 1/350, according to the Southern California Center for Reproductive Medicine. By the age of 40 the risk of a child being born with some sort of genetic abnormality is as high as 1/38.
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How do you feel about imoutos that seem more like onee-sans?
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>>123774868
Which's why it's kinda more important for women to save their egg at a egg bank than men to store their sperms at the sperm bank. Sperm is constantly being produced anew. Where egg is never replenished, and gets stale with age.
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>>123774972
best girl.
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>>123774999
>>123774868
>make modern society in which women are also pushed into careers and only start thinking about children when they are 30+
>this is better for everyone folks
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>>123774965
>Fertility is at its highest during a woman’s 20s. From the age of 23 to 31, a woman is at her most fertile.
Huh, so jailbait isn't the best breeding material.
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>>123775128
Again, egg bank, it pays to think ahead. Two of my client, both career women in their late 30's have their fresh stocks saved up somewhere.
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>>123774965
>Christmas until New Year is the best age
I like this.
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>>123775204
it doesnt work as well as you think considering they have to take all sorts of hormones to make their wombs accept the eggs you put in. Even then you have a 40 year old mother when you are born, so by the time you are grown up she is already a fucking grandma
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>>123774999
Sperm quality also start decreasing after 35 so it's important even for men. The risk for genetic defects doesn't increase as much with age as it does for women but the risk for miscarriage does increase quite a bit.
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>>123775204
>>123775128
>>123774999
>>123774965
>>123774868
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/02/120229-women-health-ovaries-eggs-reproduction-science/

there is light in the end of the tunnel people. just relax, science is here to save the day once again.
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>>123775272
>it doesnt work as well as you think considering they have to take all sorts of hormones to make their wombs accept the eggs you put in.
Couldn't you just use a surrogate?
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>>123775378
of course. some women prefer to have the experience of the child bearing and birth themselves, though. so it's kind of a loss for them
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>>123775345
still doesnt change that your parents are old

>>123775378
yeah that already do that, you have poor 3rd world women who do it. Not really the most ethically pleasing solution though.
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>>123758622
Soon.
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>>123774077
Yes.
They're working on S right now
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[/spoiler]foot worshipping
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>>123775388
>>123775388

Literal dog shit.

Why would anyone want an Onee-san dominating them when they can instead dominate their imouto?
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>>123774972
NBR but she has the true heart of a blood related brocon, one of the very rare exceptions I make
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>>123764673
>The physician who practiced his autopsy stated that his body "did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water."
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I'm sick of the oversaturation of /ss/ with my nee-sans. I don't want my imoutos to be lolis all the time either even if they're not retarded like shota.
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>there are faggots who think okaa-sans are better than imoutos or nee-sans

Literally kill yourself, you obnoxious Freudian wannabes. Your opinions are shit.
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>>123777375
>search for imouto
>gets tagged for loli even though the sister is a high school girl because she doesnt have DD size tits
>has no other loli treats
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>>123751342
They are shit early in life, then become quite awesome after going through teenagehood.
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>>123740425
>>123744322
This really needs a futa version of it.
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http://exhentai.org/g/763962/43c36a11d0/
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>>123774965
Poor christmas cakes.
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>>123744322
>9-12
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>>123778543
Uh, isn't a christmas cake past 24 or 25? Which means they have 7 or 6 out their 8 most fertile years?
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>>123778277
>slut

disgusting
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>>123778277
Too slutty.
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