Monogatari

Crab > All. Fact.

I don't understand what your standards are, but at least you're not just thinking with your dick.

>throws a tantrum because araragi won't love her
>threatens to murder not only araragi, but his girlfriend & partner because the poor toddler isnt getting what she wants
>almost destroys the entire town because someone tries to save araragi & co.'s life
>didnt even know cat's cradle

>snakefags will defend this

>>123709659
Good taste.

>>123709799
Snake a best

Shinobu > Crab > Snail > Bee > Doll > Monkey > Bird > a fat shit > Cat > Snake

>>123709627
Corpse should go after bird, but other than that I agree with you.

Doll>Bat>Cat>Snake>Bee>Bird>Monkey>Crab

Basically Shinobu > All and if you disagree you should kill yourself

Shadow Hikki = Snail = catcher game hardmode > Monkey > Crab > fire sistas > shit >>>>>> Snake

>>123709627
>That shit taste

I'll fight you.

>>123709627
Sometimes I wonder if /a/ is indeed a completely different site than it used to in a ship of Theseus way. Then I see modern Monogatari threads and affirm it.

Monkey > bee > bird > cat > snail > shinobu > crab > corpse > snake

>>123709659
Much truth

Ararararagi > Monkey = Bee = Cat = Bird = Snail = Bat = Crab = Corpse >>>>>Shit>>>>>Snake

>>123709799
>attacks araragi and pulls his guts out because she is jealous

>monkeyfags will defend this

>>123712480
>>123712823
>corpse
It's doll, you fucks.

>>123712845
Doll that's created with a human corpse

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are u guys are completely retarded?

at least the DAL girls threads have actual discussion about the light novel/anime/movie

monogatari threads is just insult everyone and say how superior is "x" girl

monogatari fags are even more autistics than i thought

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>>123712878
That paper, I won't call it paper, I'll call it wood because it's made out of wood.

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>>123711076
True, but what amazes me is that /a/'s opinions y most series did a complete 180.

>>123712826


Shut up thiough, she is passionate!

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>>123709627
Bird>who cares about the rest, shit anyway

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Crow > Bat > Crab > Monkey > Snail > Doll > Bee > Phoenix > Cat >>> A fresh, steamy pile of shit >>> Snake

>>123712890
There's discussion in normal threads when there aren't obnoxious ">pretending to watch/like this for things other than the fanservice" shitposters and there's quite a bit of discussion when new episodes come out, but generally when an OP starts with rankings like that / claiming a "best girl", the thread will typically be like that; that applies to most harem anime (OreShura seems to pop up the most), just that no one really makes threads like that with DAL.

Cat>Snail>Phoenix=Crab>Monkey>Bee>Bat>Doll>Snake

I'm not into big boobs not loli, why does Snail make me so hard?