Would you watch an anime about cute Roman girls doing cute Roman things?
>Sisters, three weeks from now I will be harvesting my crops
>Imagine where you will be, and it will be so
>Hold the line
>Stay with me
>f you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled
>For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
Bathing, visiting the coliseum and cheering on slaves butchering each other, visiting the vomitorium after binging at a banquet, and eating hot coals after their husband and his buddies murder their friend and then get beat down in response?
GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR IS MY WAIFU
No but I would watch an anime about Roman Reigns
>celtic women could gain power, divorce abusive husbands, put their children up for adoption and be buried with treasure and honours
>roman women couldn't vote or have any power, were stuck with their husbands and dumped unwanted babies on landfills
Who were the barbarians?
>army of super soldiers
Don't tell me you actually believe any of that ancient warrior crap, it was literally just a bunch of dudes bragging about how people from their land have such sick gains.
I don't see the point why me not writing in faaaaccckkk caused a trigger for you to imply that my time on this mortal plane demonstrates my willingness to engage is sexual activity with the same sex
>literal patriarchy, disobeying your father was tantamount to crime
>dishonesty was mostly punished passively through exclusion, everything you did was through social connections so you couldn't get away with being a scumbag unless you were caesar
>slaves generally treated well, and have opportunity for advancement
>anybody could become a citizen as long as they were willing to work for it
>absolutely loved traps and feminine boys
Why was Rome so perfect? Why did Christianity have to ruin everything?
>>slaves generally treated well, and have opportunity for advancement
>Implying the West Roman Empire wasn't Christian for two centuries and the East Roman Empire for a thousand years
I think we can all agree this is conclusive proof that anons are actually romans reincarnated