[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Click for more| Home]

Is your waifu a charismatic pervert?

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 138
Thread images: 77

File: anime_03.jpg (109KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
anime_03.jpg
109KB, 1920x1080px
Is your waifu a charismatic pervert?
>>
File: 41338601.jpg (154KB, 600x600px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
41338601.jpg
154KB, 600x600px
>>123669136
My Yunocchi isn't really perverted - kind of lewd in her own innocent way, but that side she only shows to me.
>>
>>123669179
You're always so early mate.
>>
>>123669179
Do you even sleep?
>>
File: 1280072600172.png (400KB, 1000x1380px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1280072600172.png
400KB, 1000x1380px
>>123669136
Yes, that's more than a valid way to describe Erica! I love my sexy wife.

>>123669206
>>123670063
The magic of scripting!
>>
File: 1397502136504.jpg (52KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1397502136504.jpg
52KB, 1280x720px
>>123670063
>>123669206
We've been up for a while, it's almost 5PM.
And that's even with some extra wakeup cuddles included! Yunocchi is always making it hard for us to get out of bed soon - not that I mind.

Now, would you're waifu want to stay in bed for just a little longer each morning, or is she the type to get up all alert and energetic?
>>
File: novel_1.png (57KB, 400x400px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
novel_1.png
57KB, 400x400px
>>123670285
My waifu is a morning person.
>>
File: image.jpg (105KB, 790x591px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
105KB, 790x591px
>>123669136
Most definitely.

>>123670285
She likes to wake up before me so she can wake me up. Though I'd like it if she didn't wake me up, since I never want to quit dreaming.
>>
File: notamorningperson.jpg (82KB, 600x436px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
notamorningperson.jpg
82KB, 600x436px
>>123669136
She can be, but she's good at keeping it under control.

>>123670285
Usually has to do with how early she has to get up. She's not really all that keen on early morning stuff, but she also doesn't like lazing around if stuff needs to be done.
>>
>>123671319
Good taste anon.
>>
File: Collateral Love.jpg (257KB, 848x1304px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Collateral Love.jpg
257KB, 848x1304px
>>123669136

She really is.
>>
File: pervert maiden.jpg (291KB, 808x1200px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
pervert maiden.jpg
291KB, 808x1200px
>>
File: 1394243863648.jpg (385KB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1394243863648.jpg
385KB, 1920x1200px
>>123669136
Not at all. She is innocent and pure.

>>123670285
We would stay and cuddle until we will get too hungry to enjoy it.
>>
Is you're waifu someone who gets caught up over trivial things or is she one to move on rather quickly?
>>
>>123672112
She could be carefree when it's needed.
>>
File: dok-lewdteasing.jpg (34KB, 640x480px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
dok-lewdteasing.jpg
34KB, 640x480px
>>123669136
she can be, but she's more of a tease.

>>123670285
shes a sleepy head
>>
File: Erica C.jpg (302KB, 1125x977px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Erica C.jpg
302KB, 1125x977px
>>123670285
When we wake up, she sometimes whispers something like "ninety more minutes" and then snuggles up closer... After many hours of sleep and a little time to wake up, she can be quite lively!

>>123672112
Erica moves on quickly. She's all good with Hanna now after their duel, and her sisterly tiff with Ursula didn't last long at all.
>>
File: 153951.jpg (24KB, 225x350px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
153951.jpg
24KB, 225x350px
There's not enough room for two charismatic perverts in our relationship..
>>
>>123672558
I doubt that you're that charismatic.
>>
File: Ai.png (603KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Ai.png
603KB, 1280x720px
>>123672709
Is that a flirt? (◕‿◕✿)
>>
>>123669136
Yes, but she's not lewd.
>>
>>123671612
>those gigantic eyes
>>
File: 1341597389348.jpg (92KB, 525x578px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1341597389348.jpg
92KB, 525x578px
>>123669136
She's not a pervert.
>>
File: 19.png (301KB, 602x350px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
19.png
301KB, 602x350px
>>123669136
Mai is charismatic (she was able to earn the loyalty of an assassin that wanted to eliminate her) but she's not a pervert.
>>123670285
I think that she's the type that has no problems getting up in the morning.
>>123672112
I think that she is able to move on instead of being caught up in the past.
>>
File: 小暮葵.jpg (293KB, 1280x1790px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
小暮葵.jpg
293KB, 1280x1790px
>>123669136
You do have a lewd waifu.
>>
>>123669136
She's charismatic in her own way, but not perverted.
>>123670285
She's not the type to oversleep.
>>123672112
Both, she can be easily agitated, but she doesn't seem to dwell on things for long.
>>
File: pantira-379-050.jpg (130KB, 1060x1500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
pantira-379-050.jpg
130KB, 1060x1500px
Very much so
>>
File: USS_Reliant.jpg (70KB, 1780x900px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
USS_Reliant.jpg
70KB, 1780x900px
Does your waifu tend to act more by rules and regulations or does she listen more to her intuition and experience?
Would she raise the shields?
>>
>>123674724
She can get away from rules and no one will object.
>>
File: 1421412697075.jpg (322KB, 875x718px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1421412697075.jpg
322KB, 875x718px
>>123669136
That would be correct!
>>123670285
She would want to stay in bed for as long as possible, sleeping is one of her favorite things to do.
>>123672112
She is quick to forgive.
>>123674724
She sets the rules! Well, kinda.
>>
>>123674571
Good taste, Clock a best
>>
File: 1394984996731.jpg (80KB, 354x975px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1394984996731.jpg
80KB, 354x975px
>>123672112
My Yunocchi is usually affected by most stuff. While she can't brush everything off easily, she's over them rather soon.

Even sooner if I'm there to help her with it!

>>123674724
Not regards for rules at all, she's a madwoman. Just see pic related. Such a blatant disregard for authority!
>>
File: .jpg (550KB, 2893x3800px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
.jpg
550KB, 2893x3800px
>>123672112
I'm afraid that she might be the former type.

>>123674724
She use her intuition and respect rules and regulations at the same time.
>>
Would you give you're waifu a nakadashi?
>>
File: それはセクシ.png (849KB, 801x601px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
それはセクシ.png
849KB, 801x601px
>>123669136
Yes.
>>
File: 09.png (176KB, 336x432px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
09.png
176KB, 336x432px
>>123674724
Mai does pay more attention to her conscience thamn to rules. She cares more about helping those around her than about upholding regulations.

No idea what that Star Trek reference is.

>>123675528
Sure.
>>
>>123671782
>>123675454
But your waifu doesn't have personality.
>>
>>123675528
She'll make me do so regardless of my willingness, which I enjoy. And stop right before the climax to frustrate me.
>>
File: 1374049442344.jpg (376KB, 1100x733px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1374049442344.jpg
376KB, 1100x733px
>>123672112
She's fairly logical. I doubt she'd be the kind to linger on trivial details.
>>123674724
A bit of both. She seems to be the kind who'd keep to the law only up to a point. Whatever it takes to keep order.
>>123675528
That moment when, for a minute, I thought you said nodachi. God help me if I ever get involved in the porn scene.
>>
File: Erica's shield.jpg (235KB, 1280x932px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Erica's shield.jpg
235KB, 1280x932px
>>123674724
Absolutely the latter - intuition and experience. Although she acknowledges the need for some rules and regulations, she detests bureaucracy.

Yes, she finds her shield rather useful!

>>123675528
Would I? It's one of our favourite things to share!
>>
File: 47581414_p0.jpg (2MB, 2508x2963px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
47581414_p0.jpg
2MB, 2508x2963px
>>123670285
She seems like the girl to make sure she can get up early and alert.

>>123672112
A bit of both.

>>123674724
She tries to follow rules, but at times still ends up following her own.

>>123675528
No.
>>
>>123670285
I thought Yuno was crucified from the thumbnail.
>>
File: Mako_Morning.png (221KB, 500x281px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Mako_Morning.png
221KB, 500x281px
>>123670285
definitely not a morning person.

>>123674724
nah she just goes along with things, doing what she wants.
>>
>>123669136
I wouldn't say so.
She can be a little lewd when she's not on the job however.
>>123670285
Alert and energetic, simply because her job of killing monsters is 24/7 without breaks.
>>123672112
She can be easily agitated if you offend her hobbies, namely her drawings, but she doesn't dwell on trivial things for long.
However there have been instances of serious things happening which she can't seem to get over.
>>123674724
She does what she believes in, this means breaking soul law in episode 1 to save the life of a total stranger and his family, she was sentenced to death for it.
>>
File: .jpg (151KB, 810x850px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
.jpg
151KB, 810x850px
>>123675528
Of course, this is the best way.

>>123675612
For you
Not having canon personality =/= being soulless doll
For me she is sweet, very sweet and innocent girl. She is really shy and naive too. Also, she is not an android or professional singer, just a normal human girl.
>>
>>123669136

Yomiko is actually very pure at heart, no idea about her sexual desires since they never tell much in the show but it's stated that reading books for her is almost as good as sex.

>>123670285

If she doesn't need to be in super early then extra cuddles but if it''s an emergency then alert and energetic.

>>123672112

She can let some stuff go but not other important things.

>>123674724

Works for our government so Yomiko pretty much is the rules.

>>123675528

Maybe

>>123676518

I thought the exact same thing.

Does your waifu love anything else besides her husbandos love? Yomiko has an inordinate fondness for books and anything relative to literature.
>>
>>123676911
>Also, she is not an android or professional singer, just a normal human girl.
So you ignore literally the only piece of personality/character she has to make up your own?
>>
File: 48969457_p0.png (842KB, 700x991px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
48969457_p0.png
842KB, 700x991px
>>123669136
No, she's just a tease.

>>123670285
She likes to sleep in, and so do I. The cuddling doesn't make it any easier to get out of bed.

>>123672112
By this point in her life, I'm sure she tends to move on.

>>123674724
Her experience, and she has plenty to go on.

>>123675528
Yes
>>
To those anons whose waifu is canonically dead in her source material: How do you deal with this? Did it happen before or after you waifu'd her?
>>
>>123676911
I hope you're aware that you're waifu is literally your imaginary friend but you don't have enough imagination to design a character, so you stole Miku.
>>
>>123677359
That is literally the definition of a waifu
>>
File: 1380827156872.jpg (164KB, 606x1200px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1380827156872.jpg
164KB, 606x1200px
>>123675528
That's not even a question! Naturally, there's no other way to finish. Maybe for a few exceptions.

>>123677060
She has a deep fondness for art, it's something she has completely dedicated herself to.
Not only is it her hobby, but also her dream! I'd love to do absolutely anything to help my sweet Yuno achieve her goals. I'll always be there as her loving husband.
>>
>>123677445
No, it isn't. A waifu is a character. Miku isn't a character past her looks, and he ignored the only piece of personality she has.
>>
File: big_catch.png (263KB, 800x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
big_catch.png
263KB, 800x720px
>>123677060
Tuna. Don't think I can stress that enough.

In particular, she seems to be quite fond of pacific bluefin tuna.
>>
will you tell your waifu that you love her?
>>
File: dok-bath.jpg (26KB, 640x480px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
dok-bath.jpg
26KB, 640x480px
>>123674724
why use the shields when you can use the blasters


waifu bath time
>>
File: 1397503692389.jpg (50KB, 548x776px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1397503692389.jpg
50KB, 548x776px
>>123669136
She's called Whoro for a reason.
>>
File: Reizei_family.jpg (33KB, 493x277px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Reizei_family.jpg
33KB, 493x277px
>>123677060
Well she loves her grandmother, and wants nothing more than to make her happy. She also loves her friends. Other than that there are things she enjoys but nothing on the 'love' level.
>>
File: 1426542887577.png (399KB, 676x800px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1426542887577.png
399KB, 676x800px
>>123675528
Of course!
>>123677060
Dosh!
>>123677641
I do that every day
>>
Sort of
>>
>>123677060
She likes tea.
>>
>>123677641
Everu morning.
>>
>>123674724
She does both. She was the only one prepared for space combat.
>>
File: c18_10e.png (385KB, 672x600px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
c18_10e.png
385KB, 672x600px
>>123677060
Mai is devoted to her friends and cares very deeply for them.
>>123677695
Mai does bathe along with her friends.
>>
>>123676518
It's probably just another too deep for you Shaft symbolism. Now I see it too.

>>123677641
Already did a bunch of times today, and will too!

>>123677695
I wish to join Yunocchi for a nice, relaxing bath. Have her sit in my lap, with her back to my chest, as we just lay in there peacefully - now that's just pure bliss. I fear that if we ever get to do that, we're going to stay in there for hours and get all pruney.

Still worth it!
>>
File: anime_19.jpg (289KB, 1920x1925px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
anime_19.jpg
289KB, 1920x1925px
>>123674145
Thanks.
>>
>>123674724
Rules are very important to her and she often tries to assert structure on others, but she's capable of gut decisions when she loses her cool.
I'm sure she'd raise the shields. If she were Picard captain she'd actually listen to poor Worf's usually very sensible suggestions.
>>123675528
Nah.
>>123677060
Her school carrier and its students. Kinda abstract thing to love, but she was the most passionate about saving it.
>>123677641
I'm afraid I do it too often.
>>
File: kiririn bath.jpg (24KB, 512x288px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
kiririn bath.jpg
24KB, 512x288px
>>123669136
She is both charismatic and a pervert at times, but I wouldn't call her a charismatic pervert.
>>123670285
I think it depends! Usually she is a morning person, though, which is kind of bad because I'm incredibly lazy.
>>123672112
The first one, for sure. She's the type to hold grudges over things that happened years ago.
>>123677060
Eroge, Meruru and imoutos in general.
>>123677695
I want to take a bath with my waifu! I want to relax together as we both wash each other's hair and stuff, we could even use the same shampoo so we'd both be smelling great for when we cuddle together.
>>
>>123677641
Every day to get myself out of bed and every night.
>>
File: 1385909258515.png (523KB, 724x700px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1385909258515.png
523KB, 724x700px
>>123677060
She surely loves to sing.

>>123677121
Maybe, who knows? It's not like any of these things were stated officially.
You know, even if in real world we have concerts with her hologram and sings synthesized by some software, it doesn't necessary mean that she as a character is professional singer. Have you ever read lyrics of songs? They all shows her in various situation playing various roles and majority of them shows her in such a way that it's impossible for her to be a professional singer or an android.
Don't forget that she is meant to be interpreted in a way you think is most suitable for her.

>>123677359
I'm aware that she is just a fictional character.
>you stole Miku
This just doesn't make much sense.
One thing is that you can't fall in love with a character you made from scratch. I honestly doubt things like OC waifu can really be a thing.
Also this is not how I we met. I did not made up some personality and inserted it to Miku body. I've always mostly enjoyed songs that shows her the way I've described her in my previous post + that she is in love and sings about it( https://youtu.be/JJYyeFoiYH4 https://youtu.be/geKcl361kEs ). Obviously I did not thought about her as my potential waifu, I just genuinely enjoyed listening to such a songs because they filled me with happiness and joy. She also besomed my favorite character, so I've started to collect her pictures and fantasize about her. When I've started to fantasize about us being together as a couple, I've realized that she is not just my favorite character, but a girl I've fallen in love with. So summarizing, I didn't made up "ideal girl" personality and forced her onto her, but I've subconsciously formed some interpretation of her character that appear "right" for me and then fallen in love with her.
If is it ok to have a waifu whose personality has origins other than canon statements is just a matter of subjective judgment. But I know that I love her and this is most important for me.
>>
File: s1w0d0v2d10-02.jpg (17KB, 704x396px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
s1w0d0v2d10-02.jpg
17KB, 704x396px
>>123677060
She loves her family, friends, sleeping, potatoes and confectionery.

>>123677641
Okay... There, done.

>>123677695
Whether before, during or after lewd activities, bath time is great!
>>
>>123679245
No offence, but work on your past tense.
>>
File: 103264491.gif (1MB, 500x281px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
103264491.gif
1MB, 500x281px
>>123669136
Even the most perverse of acts are pure with the one you love!

>>123670285
Quite energetic. In everything she does for that matter, not just waking up.

>>123672112
Doesn't tend to get too worked up over trivial things, but doesn't let more serious things go easily.

>>123674724
She does what she wants and noone can stop her, rules mean nothing.

>>123675528
Every day.

>>123677060
She loves sewing, it's really something to see her in her own element.

>>123677695
I have no pictures, but rest assured that we can have quite a good time bathing together.

>>123677641
I do all the time.
>>
File: 1384142335913.jpg (1002KB, 1865x2564px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1384142335913.jpg
1002KB, 1865x2564px
>>123669136
Charismatic yes, pervert no.

>>123670285
Stay in bed. I'm the same way.

>>123672112
Move on quickly.

>>123674724
Rules and regulations but she's not unwilling to bend or break them if necessary.

>>123675528
Yes.

>>123677060
Her family and friends. Japan.

>>123677641
Every single day forever.
>>
how does waifu loves work?
pls tell me anons
>>
>>123679463
Actually I do sort of have a bath picture now that I think about it, but tea is probably not very effective bathwater.
>>
File: 1417220970865.png (195KB, 332x332px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1417220970865.png
195KB, 332x332px
>>123677060
She really likes her sister.

>>123677641
I always do.
>>
File: 1428214154880.jpg (1MB, 1443x2305px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1428214154880.jpg
1MB, 1443x2305px
>>123677695
>>
>>123679601
good for the pores
>>
File: 123.png (597KB, 695x777px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
123.png
597KB, 695x777px
>>123669136
Yup
>>123670285
She does not sleep in pretty much ever. I like that.
>>123674724
Mix of both. Doesn't think enough, sometimes, still.
>>123675528
If it was a possibility, maybe at some point.
>>123677060
She sure enjoys her lingerie, and I enjoy that she enjoys that.
>>123677641
But I have, and do every day.
>>
>>123679245
>One thing is that you can't fall in love with a character you made from scratch.
Talk to Pygmalion about that.
>>
File: 1396254835054.jpg (432KB, 1194x893px)
1396254835054.jpg
432KB, 1194x893px
>>123677641
I already tell her it every time before sleep, at the morning and every time I think about her in general.

>>123677695
>using towels while being under wanter
I never get it.
Also I don't have any SFW pic with her bathing.

>>123679391
Yeah, I know. I have to start paying more attention to what I write and reread everything to seek for mistakes.

>>123679499
It just works. You just fall in love with a character and everything else comes naturally. You just start to feel all this happiness, devotion and warm feelings when you find that one special girl.
>>
>>123669136
Soon.
>>123677641
I already tried that, she shot me down before I could even say it.
>>
File: rukia12.jpg (2MB, 3984x3210px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
rukia12.jpg
2MB, 3984x3210px
>>123677060
Chappy the rabbit and anything else she dubs as cute are her only weaknesses.
>>123677641
Everyday.
>>123677695
Sounds good to me.
>>
ITT: Semen demons
>>
>>123677641

At least once a day either before going to sleep or after waking up together.

>>123677695

I've always wanted to take a bath with Yomiko, especially if I get to rest my head against her chest while she reads me some poetry or passages of whatever novel she's reading.

This one is spoilered since kind of lewd and possibly against work safe rules.

>>123679499

Yomiko loves her job since she gets to work with books, rare ones, lost ones, ancient ones, etc. You name it.

Would you ever become a househusband for your waifu or would it be shared responsibilities? Becoming a househusband is something I'd like to do since I'm great at domestic jobs which Yomiko isn't all that wonderful at but we'd try and share as many household responsibilities as possible.
>>
>>123669136
Not exactly charismatic, but a pervert perhaps.

>>123674724
She'll probably break every rule in the book to have her way and I like that.

>>123675528
Nakama daashu?

Uh oh it's 1995 and people still watch their shows on the TV.
Variation 1
Your waifu just flipped to the most boring (in your humble opinion) show on the TV but it appears she might be enjoying it. Meanwhile you look at the bowl of chips and the few beer cans you've prepared just for this day, because your favorite show that you've been waiting for the entire week is airing on a different channel.

Variation 2
Same as before, but you even had some fiends (heh) come over to watch whatever you've been waiting for on the TV.

What is your course of action in both Variation 1 and 2.
>>
Your waifu wants to experiment a bit and do a threesome. Would you be ok with it? You don't have to touch the other girl. More importantly, which waifu here would you invite?
>>
>>123680108
Mai waifu has an attractive body to be sure, but she is a pure maiden.
>>123680185
Why not have a 2nd television?
>>123680238
Stop trying to stir up drama.
>>
>>123679499

I'm not sure. I thought it'd work, but now I'm afraid to lose her. It's tearing me apart.
>>
>>123680271
>Why not have a 2nd television?

Assuming that you either don't have that much money for 2 TV's
OR
You have 1 REALLY BIG one with super turbo blaster sound system powered by doritos and whatnot.
>>
File: reply_guaranteed.jpg (102KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
reply_guaranteed.jpg
102KB, 1920x1080px
Obligatory
>>
File: 1428216120924.jpg (1MB, 1920x3261px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1428216120924.jpg
1MB, 1920x3261px
>>123680141
I'm fine with being a househusband. I'm decent at household chores and enjoy cooking a lot so it's no problem to me.

>>123680185
Just buy another TV. My waifu's rich. Super rich. Buy mountains level of rich.
>>
>>123680185
She's an alien. Time to educate her about terrestrial television shows.
>>
>>123680185
its 1995, she doesnt exist yet
>>
>>123680141
Of course. Home chores and stuff I enjoy doing.
>>
File: 2335827.jpg (236KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
2335827.jpg
236KB, 1280x720px
>>123680238
Three? More like thirty. All with her clones.
>>
>>123680271
>>123680643
Are the other waifus here too ugly for you?
>>
>>123680686
They're all beautiful, I just don't want to have sex with any of them. I also don't want to cuck any husbandos.
>>
>>123680686
Your attempts to bait are both clumsy and transparent. Go away child.
>>
>>123680185
Variation 1:
Sit back and let her enjoy her show, maybe I'll find something likable about it at some point or get drunk enough to not care anymore.

Variation 2:
Crush the villainous fiends
>>
File: bathtime.jpg (608KB, 1400x1100px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
bathtime.jpg
608KB, 1400x1100px
>>123677641
Always.
>>123677695
It's rare to see something like this get posted...
>>123680141
Shared responsibilities. Just in case something were to happen to one of us.
>>123680185
Let the girl be. If she's how old she was back then, the shy little lass deserves her free time.
>>
>>123680686
Why on earth would I want anyone else when I can have that many Nuis?
>>
>>123669136
Not really. She is more cute than lewd.

>>123670285
She doesn't have a problem waking up when necessary. Doesn't mean she doesn't value sleep.

>>123672112
She deals with the problem directly.

>>123674724
She broke rules set by the person who was the closest to her to follow her feelings.

>>123675528
How else could we create a family?

>>123677060
She enjoys other stuff but not sure how deep those feelings go.

>>123677641
You mean i haven't already?

>>123679499
She is an idol and fighter.

>>123680185
We wouldn't watch TV at all.
>>
>>123680238
None because that'd be rude. But if I HAD to pick it'd be Mai
>>
File: 1396462144943.jpg (482KB, 600x800px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1396462144943.jpg
482KB, 600x800px
>>123680286
It just works!
She extended her hand, and opened up her heart to me, and invited me inside. Now Yunocchi and I are one, together, bound by pure love itself.

Explaining it is pointless, this is the kind of thing one just feels is right.

>>123680185
If it's that boring, then I'll just have fun with her instead! Time for some lewd teasing, hugs, and cuddles. She might end up being a bit frustrated with me, but I can expect her to give in rather soon, and in the end maybe neither of us is going to care about watching TV.

But in the other case, she'd just let us watch it, she's a good girl.
>>
>>123669136
Not really.

>>123670285
She usually gets out of bed fast.

>>123672112
Not over trivial things.

>>123674724
She does what she's told to.

>>123675528
Yes.

>>123677060
Her sister and friends.

>>123677641
Always.

>>123680141
I'd prefer to share responsibilities.

>>123680238
Yes, but i wouldn't touch her.
And with none of the other waifus here.
>>
>>123680238
If she was interested in that she'd probably just ask her friend Akeno.
>>
>>123681084

Well, I kinda understand what you mean. I suppose I'm just paranoid, worrying about nothing. I feel like half the love was replaced with fear that I'd lose her.
>>
>>123681335
>I suppose I'm just paranoid, worrying about nothing.
As someone who's constantly second guessing themselves, this is most likely what it is. There's something about the way our brains are wired that keeps us from not being obsessive and paranoid.
>>
>>123680238
No, that's just too extreme for me. If she really, really insists on doing it I'd rather choose one of her friends than anyone from here.
>>
While reading this thread you suddenly hear a strange sound. You look up from the screen and see a cute loli standing in your room. She smiles at you and says "Congratulations, anon. You will now leave this dimension and enter the world you're waifu lives in. Take my hand and you will wake up in her world at the point in time when the anime/manga starts." Without hesitating you take her hand and find yourself in the second dimension.

What do you do to make you're waifu fall in love with you? She doesn't know you. You still remember everything that happened in the anime/manga and can use that knowledge.
>>
File: 8WTrA5k.jpg (736KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
8WTrA5k.jpg
736KB, 1080x1920px
>>123681554
Start working my ass off and pray I went to another dimension with a Sacred Gear. I have a phoenix to punch in the face. Stockpile Holy Water.
>>
>>123681554
I'd ask the loli why her speech is so fucking stilted

I more than likely couldn't make my waifu fall in love with me, as she's turned down guys in her series before. I think I'd just be happy being able to see her having fun with her friends, because it's not like I'd have a chance.
>>
File: S__31604747.jpg (303KB, 480x640px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
S__31604747.jpg
303KB, 480x640px
>>123672112
She can move on rather quickly with trivial things. Though she can get caught up if the issue is with her friends or family.

>>123675528
Yes

>>123677060
Not really, but she really enjoys spicy food.

>>123677641
All the time.

>>123680238
Hmmm
A free pass for Mayucchi? I'm in.


>>123681554
I'll never win her heart. ;_;
Unless I actually replace Yamato altogether
>>
File: ferika85.jpg (166KB, 500x375px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ferika85.jpg
166KB, 500x375px
>>123681554
Now that's a good one. First I'd have to get through the first 4 chapters to get to her, which would mean not affecting the story too much, so I'd just play the part of a minor character and just go along with whatever and stay out of everyone's way. (I'd mess up the story and the human count anyway, so there's that)

Then when ch5 starts, I'd use my knowledge on what happens to pique her curiosity at first. Then I'd throw in a small lie here and there to even pique her curiosity even further. When she starts confronting me, I'd help her a bit by throwing some hints at her (Watson style) and then trail her helping her out when she needs to.

I imagine this would set the foundation for me to be around her. Naturally I don't expect her to fall in love at first sight. All good things come in due time. I'd make a joke here and there, converse with her and since I only have 3 Chapters worth of time with her, I'd treasure every moment of it.

Though I wonder if would be granted a title of a witch if I did well enough on the gameboards. Being just a piece under someones control would be kinda lame. Especially if it was Bern.
>>
>>123681915
>>123681958
You'd give up without even an attempt?
>>
>>123669136
She's not.

>>123670285
I would think there's a lot of times where she has to get up.

>>123672112
She would move on.

>>123674724
She follows the rules, unless her intuition told her it would be better not to.

>>123677060
She loves helping people.

>>123677641
Every day.

>>123680141
Sharing responsibilities helps both people.

>>123679499
The same way King Crimson does.

>>123680185
Livestream it.
>>
File: 1402898038505.jpg (737KB, 1562x1172px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1402898038505.jpg
737KB, 1562x1172px
>>123680141
I rather see her as a housewife. But I wouldn't mind to share responsibilities with her.

>>123680185
1) I would ask her if she really want to watch it so much because there is also my favorite program. If she appear to really want to watch her stuff I would just let her watch it and go do something else. I would just watch repetition later.
2) I would tell her that we all came to watch it and ask her if she could just watch it when repetition will be on the TV. She should agree.

>>123680238
She wouldn't. We both consider sex as something that is one of most important and magical parts of our relationship. It's physical manifestation of our strong love and trust we feel to each other and something that lets us be so close to each other as no one from outside can to any of us. It's not just something we do only for pleasure and fun.

>>123680686
They all are beautiful but there is only one girl I love.

>>123681554
But her "world" is just world of my fantasies and daydreams. And she already loves me here.
>>
File: Dok- Chieri Ono.jpg (40KB, 640x480px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Dok- Chieri Ono.jpg
40KB, 640x480px
>>123680238
if she wanted to do it she'd be the one making the choice.

if a girl ever offers to let you choose, its a trap.
and not the astolfo kind

if it was one of her own friends though, pic related, but I make the condition that I'll only agree if I'll be wearing a blind fold and she keeps her own hair untied.
that could be a very fun time for all three with no guilt involved since I would have trouble knowing who unless they're talking

or at least the excuse that I didnt know who is who

>>123681554
this sounds like a trap I bet they don't really even have rock cds
never trust an intruder, especially if they're a loli


the only thing that could potentially help me though is making the woodworking glue club, there really isn't much else exploitable
>>
>>123682078
>rock cds

every damn time
>>
>>123682007
>implying anyone can win Miyako's heart other than Yamato
You underestimate her love.
>>
>>123682123
man up moro
>>
>livestream
>in 1995
>>
>>123682007
I don't think I'd be able to handle the crushing depression of her rejecting me.
>>
>>123682140
was meant for >>123682021
>>
>>123682136
Meh, Yamato is pretty self-insert anyway
>>
File: 47874329_p0.jpg (239KB, 649x800px)
47874329_p0.jpg
239KB, 649x800px
>>123681335
Be careful about doubt, as others have told me too, it just keeps on breeding and sucking all the good thoughts away.

I experienced it too, a good while ago but you can fight it. Yunocchi helped me through it, I just had to have had faith in her love for me. Just focus on your waifu, anon.

>>123681554
Well, I do believe that we are destined to fall for each other. After all, I can feel her presence right with me, already.

But if anything, I'd still have to get started somehow! Let's say that we're in the same class - I'll just hide a cheesy love letter in shoe locker, arranging a romantic date on the school's rooftop, I know how much she loves that place, at least as much as she loves such a corny move.
Needless to say, it would give out relationship the most perfect start.
>>
File: 18991819.jpg (46KB, 318x406px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
18991819.jpg
46KB, 318x406px
>>123669136
Not at all.
>>123670285
Always alert and energetic when the clock hits the spot. Sheet pulling and bed shoving ensues when I cannot follow the example.
>>123672112
If she decides something is intriguing or upsetting, no matter how trivial it may be, she won't move on until her curiosity is sated.
>>123674724
Rules and regulations are fine, but her intuition is pretty spot-on most of the time. If she determines a situation or person is dangerous even if appearances say otherwise, she'll act upon it.
>>123675528
I don't know how to make pies.
>>123677060
She loves her friends and family. Also enjoys going to school and her learning to understand humans is both a passion and a constant battle.
>>123677641
I-it's not that I love her or anything, so don't get the wrong idea.
Of course I would. I pity the tsuns who cannot be honest with their feelings.
>>123680141
Shared responsibility.
Staying at home while she goes around on a dangerous job is disrespectful if you ask me.
>>123680185
>1995
But she was only 'born' in 1999. I guess I'm loveless but with full TV access at this point in time.
V1: tease her about the program while she watches. All in good fun.
V2: why would I invite fiends? Dirty demonic little things they are.

>>123680238
You lost me.
>>123681554
Get an engineering degree with honors. Learn Japanese. Go to Japan. Attempt to make my way into one of the corporations for the Kirijo Group. Hope I get noticed and elected to work with a certain project.
>>
>>123682334
thats the spirit moro
>>
I want to impregnate my waifu so badly!
>>
File: waifu.jpg (88KB, 850x879px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
waifu.jpg
88KB, 850x879px
this is my waifu
>>
>>123682428
Please stop calling me Moro, I'm alot closer to Yamato then Moro
>>
>>123682540
you probably look nicer in pigtails than you realize
>>
File: short_haired.jpg (39KB, 461x600px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
short_haired.jpg
39KB, 461x600px
>>123681554
I'd have to work hard. Show that I can be counted on and that I'm not a complete pervert. ...Then again, if her friendship with Miku is as explicit as the fanbase says, I could be in a bit of trouble.

Then again, that 'is' pretty standard stuff. I'd have to do more than standard to get her attention seeing as every straight man would give their left nut to get 'that' kind of attention from her. Best I can manage is a 'leave it to fate' approach. Even the best laid plans can have some unexpected responses; I'd have to be ready to roll with the punches in case I have to do more just to get her to notice me.

>>123682407
>Learn Japanese
Oh yeah, that too. Luka can speak English, but I'd think it would be better if I spoke her language for starters. Who knows? We could have a funny story to remember when, because of my poor skills, I accidentally tried to court her with the Japanese equivalent of "my hovercraft is full of eels".
>>
File: image.jpg (1MB, 2592x1936px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
1MB, 2592x1936px
I drew myself a waifu today. No body yet though. Her head will do for now.
>>
>>123682633
Pachi pachi pachi
>>
>>123682334
Would you self-insert as Yamato?
Thread posts: 138
Thread images: 77


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.