How is it possible for any person to watch the whole Monogatari reries and/or read Kizu and not be a Batfag?
Is that amount of shit taste posible?
How is it possible for any person to watch the whole Monogatari reries and/or read Kizu and be a Batfag?
Is that amount of shit taste posible?
Is she called bat because someone obviously hit her face with a bat?
Bat is the worst gatari.
Kaka my ass
>>123589362
You mean kaka out of your ass.
>>123589387
Would be problematic if that wasn't the case.
My only real exposure to monogatari is Kizu, so bat is my favorite
>>123589362
B-but anon
>>123589362
I'll kaka into your ass, faggot
>>123589249
I want to fuck that laughter.
>>123589555
is that a fetish?
>>123589136
>>123589249
>>123589362
>>123589555
kaka means poop in finnish
>>123589769
Kakka*
man id put my semen in her vagina if you catch my drift
>>123590182
>>123589081
Easily, different people have different tastes. For every person you think has shit taste, they're thinking the same about you.
Oddly enough, my favorite after reading Kizu was Tsubasa, becoming Shinobu only after Kabuki.
How is it possible for anyone to watch the monogatari series and not lust for lolis?
>>123590182
I'm not sure I follow, can you be more specific?
>>123590263
Too high testosterone.
>>123590276
you know how like, when semen goes into a vagina
like that
>>123589081
Because we have different tastes. And why are so many girls in monogatari, you can feel comfortable with the one you prefer. Ready, passing the next stupid question of the day in 4autistic
No fucking idea
>>123589081
Probably because she's ugly
>>123590488
>Yeah
>Not Yay
>Yeah
All the problems in this show could be solved by putting everyone on prozac and getting laid
>>123590510
Slander.
Shinobu is for friendship.
Crab is for being your wife.
That's why.
>>123590592
*Shinobu is for soulmate.
ftfy
>>123590592
Shinobu is for babality
>>123590592
Snake is for being your mistress.
>>123591941
If you kept Snake as your mistress she would most likely murder you
>>123592045
I wouldn't mind that.
>>123592706
You sure anon?
>>123589081
Cat=Monkey>Bat>Crab>Bee>Phoenix>Snail
>>>123590592
Is Cat for being your wife too?
>>123593295
I forgot Snake, she'd be after Snail. so full rankings go.
Cat=Monkey>Crab>Bee>Phoenix>Snail>Snake
>>123593295
>>123593344
>>123592911
I'd be fine with it as long as she does it slowly, and during sex.
She'd be best girl if this miracle didn't exist
>>123589081
I wonder this myself. I started off with crabs, then that went to a tie with cat, but bat is just too perfect. Monkey was also pretty good.Fuck snake
>>123592911
being Araragi is suffering
>>123589081
I'm a every-girl-fag
Even Araragi's mom