Monogatari

I really like the series but you guys make the worst threads.

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>>123574084
The one that was already best

>>123574307
Snake is snake snake.

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>Kiss-Shot
>oddity

>>123574218
well it's at least a little different from "post this particular girl I think is the best" threads that we usually have

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>>123574084
Bat>Cat>Snake

Godeko > Black Hanakawa > Kiss-Shot

>>123574084
>oddity
What's up with this? Is it the dub translation or something?

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>>123574084
Cat, paws down.

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>>123575273

Kiss Shot
Sex outfit and awesome bust

>>123575273
time to whip it

>>123575016
it's one of the translations I've heard for them, I don't think there is or at least I hope there isn't a dub though

>>123575016
Depending on the subber you get either oddity, aberration, or kai. I don't really see why one is better or worse than the others.

>>123575016
what translation do you prefer?

>>123575273
Fucking purrfect

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gotta love a woman that can handle her drink

>>123575016
I don't see what's the problem with it. The word used is 怪異, so "oddity" as a translation is acceptable.

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bat in her "middleschooler without megane " form

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Best alternative. No oddity though.

>>123574084
The fuck? I'm pretty much a catfag, but if you're not choosing Kiss-Shot something is very wrong with you.

>>123577444
Kiss shot sucks, I can't relate to her at all. She's all suicidal and edgy and shit, fuck that.

>>123577305
yeah, if anything regular ghost snail is her oddity alt

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>>123577166
Better version.

>>123577834
>>123577166
who's the lowlife cunt that removed her glasses

>>123577675
She just wants to be loved by araragi. like every other girl in the series

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>>123577675
>I can't relate to her at all
>She's all suicidal and edgy and shit
Excuse me but i sense some favoritism

>>123577933
A hero
Glasses a shit and the archetype they sit on

>>123577933
megane a shit

>>123578038
that hero's a cunt and should an hero

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I want to pat her head.

>>123577988
I'm not sure what you mean. I think pretty much all the other girls in the show are great, except maybe Tsubasa who's just kinda just ok.

Fire sisters, Suruga, Mayoi and Hitagi are all 10/10, the sheer amount of top notch girls in this show is awesome.

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The real question: which imouto?

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>>123578635
Why not both?

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>>123578635
they are both great.

Tsukihi is just a bit greater

>>123578635
Dammit, we've had like half a dozen threads asking this question in the past week.

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>>123578635
Karen better waifu material. Dumb but loving and won't stab you

>>123578217
Why is she crying tears of blood?

>>123578972
she's got aids

>>123574467
Wait what? Kiss-shot has always been an oddity. She's even got the title "King of Oddities".

She's so oddity that the other oddities are like "whoa, slow the fuck down."

>>123578939
Fire sisters faglords have the memory span of a gold fish, so it's no surprise they make threads all the time.

>>123578635
Which one wants onii-chan's dick more?

>>123579097
karen

>>123579055
you're just made bcause your shitty waifu can't hold the candle to either of the fire sisters.

>>123579022
What kind of aids?

>>123578960

damn that's a good edit, made me do a double take

>>123578960
I totally agree with this. A relationship with her seems like it would be low-effort and genuinely enjoyable.

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>>123579136
Hardly anybody cared about the fire sisters until their respective siscon scenes in the animu. Just goes to show that most fire sisters fans are filthy secondaries and English-only plebs.

>>123578407
What do you think of Arararagi?

>>123579417
<Kaiki

>>123578407
Nah fuck that shit. Cold Sisters are best, hands down.

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>>123579377
SHAFT did wonders to the toothbrush scene, that shit wasn't as sexy in the book.

>>123579166
the aids you're about to get if you don't stop being a faggot.

>>123579275
I hate to admit it but your right, halfway thru s2 now and snake just aint the girl I hoped she was. Loved her attitude with her class and teacher but come on now

>>123578960
woah mother of hopscotch. who put the nipples on this fucker? where are they and how soon can they put their dick in my butt?

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>>123579377
>nobody cared about the fire sisters until they got actually shown in the Animation

bravo Shinobufags, of course their fanbase rose later, they weren't even in Bake, and no one obsesses over LN only characters.

And your siscon theory is bullshit, Tsukihi had no sexual tension with Araragi in Nise, but still had her fans.

>>123579568
I think there's a companion to that picture, with Tsukihi.

>>123578635
They rate around the 10th most popular characters in most polls. Meanwhile Hitagi, Shinobu, and even Hanekawa are most often near the top.
This may be different on /a/ because /a/ really likes little girls. fucking otakus.

>>123579781
Well, Crab, Bat, and Cat are arguably the main heroines of the series. More screentime usually brings more fans.

>>123579644
lordy.
there is a god.
someone please post that if you have it on hand.

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>>123579781
>Meanwhile Hitagi, Shinobu
>This may be different on /a/ because /a/ really likes little girls

Karen and Tsukihi are well developed young women, Shinobu is a child.

Also the average nip has shit taste.

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>>123579640
>they weren't even in Bake

Not that anon and I don't care about the Fire Sisters but they were in Bake, they appeared at the end of most arcs and they have the Fire Sister Quiz thing at the end of the episodes.

Not really justification for liking them personality-wise but just pointing out they did have a presence in Bake.

>>123579850
they are well developed, I'll give you that. There asses are huge for middleschoolers. then again their mother has a bubble butt the size of a small truck so I guess it's possible.

>>123579463
True, but on the other hand, there was a lot more to the fire sisters in the books than in the animu. For instance, people used to talk about how shit-tier Tsukihi was until Tsuki, and now all the faggots are talking about how great she is.

>>123579640
>implying
Perhaps you ought to read the books sometime.

It is true that most people don't give a shit about what they haven't read, so it's no wonder. I predict an influx of Ougifags when Owari gets adapted. Not that it hasn't already happened a little bit with the commentary translations and spoilers, despite the astounding amount of fake and partially-false spoilers concerning the untranslated books.

>>123579899
AW! Skeehee is so cute in this picture!

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I didn't really like tsukihi that much, but her OP opened my mind and put her tied with bee

>>123580236
she does have a really amazing OP

>>123579955
I disagree. I don't think she's cute at all.

>>123580236
Tsukihi is a difficult person, but if you open your heart, she grows on you fast.

>>123580321
what? I don't understand you anon. this is the cutest picture of Tsukihi ever.

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>>123580321
Shitobufag detected.

>>123580408
Tsukihi just doesn't do it for me. Nothing she has done has endeared herself to me.
It's sorta like Snake. I'm just straight unable to see why people think she's cute, even from a physical standpoint.

>>123580415
Anon, please.

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>>123574084
>Compare a woman to some kids

Nice going OP you fag.

>>123580511
Do birdfags and batfags have the same rivalry as monkeyfags and snakefags?

>>123580415
Goddamn what a cute cute motherfucker. If she was my sister I would spoil her so hard.

>>123580511
>sort of like Snake
Oh boy.

>>123580678
No, nothing measures up to monkeyfags versus snakefags.

>>123580678
Birdfags and batfags both have much better taste than monkeyfags and snakefags, so no.

>>123580527
they're of all ages
little girl, young adult, full grown woman.
I'm picking the full grown woman because FAT BAT TATS. Also great butt pillow.

>>123580527
right right, I guess it's pointless to have an old woman running in the same contest as two little girls on /a/

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does transformed shinbo still use band-aids for convenient underwear?

>>123580678
Not sure, I'm not a birdfag or a batfag.

I'd guess batfags being the more numerous have more shitposting fans due to be such a large group which would cause conflict.

But that's endemic of all popular characters, the more people you have in a group, the more shit it is likely to get because there are no standards to be a fan of a character which could stop the people who only just shitpost.

It's why you see the really small groups like Gaenfags and Yozurufags not getting as much hate, because there is basically no-one in the group so it stays relatively cordial

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>>123580785
>All those forms of bat

Now the comparisons are all fucked. Now it should be on who is the best of all ages.

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>>123580678
Birdfags and Batfags don't have opposite taste in girls, so no

>>123580873
She uses tape

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>>123580902

18>27>17>rest

>>123580873
velcro stuck to her pubes.

>>123581039
ow.

>>123580902
Fully grown. God damn it that creature makes me drool. Teen Shinobu is pretty hot too. And baby Shinobu is three in the "my heart is getting a boner" kinda way.

>>123580902

How does 17 go from slightly curious also uncaring to 18 where she would beat you and most likely dominate you for a laugh?

>>123580415
requesting gif of this scene

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>>123581161

It's not a bad thing is it?

>>123580902
Sundress+thighhighs is pretty hot.
That's all I'm going to say.

>>123581111
>baby Shinobu
nice quads

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What is the significance of the egg?

>>123581111
Well she's literally so hot that you want to kill yourself just by looking at her.

>>123581255
>thigh highs

>>123581347
Thats when she was a princess though, not sure if that applies anymore.

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>>123581414

Forgot muh gif

>>123581303
the Birds and the Bees...
women have eggs in their uterus...
they're old enough to have their periods...
i don't fucking know.

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Who would win in a fight, Black Hanekawa or Medusa? Obviously Kiss-Shot can beat both of them.

>>123581303
impregnation

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>>123581222

>>123581488
Hmm, even if you're right, she probably doesn't look all that different.

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>>123580902
she's like wine, the older the better

>>123581558

Probably Medusa as that somewhat manifested into a half ass god. Which is hilarious as Snail basically beats as it relates to the slug. Good shit honetly. Man Owari vol 3 was bloody convenient in its answers.

>>123581626
2kawaii4me
thanks

>>123581303
eggs and stuff

>>123581558
Medusa would fuck B. Hanekawa sideways. No competition.

>>123581558
Medusa. The cat oddity is moderately powerful and only becomes incredibly powerful because of Hanekawa's extensive knowledge and strategic abilities.

She would however despite her superior intelligence be helpless against Medusa's brute strength as a god

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>>123581303
its deep symbolism, connected to their desire to get knocked the fuck up

>>123581656
women age like milk

>>123582203
You've also got to remember that Black Hanekawa seems more powerful than she is because Araragi is particularly weak against her.

>>123581161
Her 17 form happens during downtime in Kizu. The 18 form happens right before the Yozuru fight.

>>123581558
If Black Hanekawa were more powerful, she would have fixed the Medusa issue.

>>123582203
Medusa is a 'god'
shes stronger

I still really do wonder if Kiss-Shot would be more powerful than Medusa. Rather conveniently Shinobu doesn't have her full power when Nadeko becomes Medusa, and Nadeko doesn't become Medusa in the Kiss-Shot timeline.

>>123578960
Won't stab u but beat u to death

>>123582432
black hanekawa was gone by the time medusa rolled around.

>>123582544
Kiss-shot is leagues above Medusa.

She wouldn't ever need to get close to take her out.
Kiss-shot was known as the immortal killer because she was that good at it.

>>123582588
She only starts using force that would be lethal on a normal human being when she notices kyomi is incredibly resilient to her normal punches though

Tsukihi however fucking stabbed a crowbar through his bed to wake him up

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>>123580902
>18 years old looks like a bully

Well that explains Araragi's reaction in Kizu as she got older.

>>123582741
Yeah but the word "immortal" in monogatari is pretty wide and we don't know for sure she could take on a god, I mean they must have hid that talisman for a reason

>>123582544
Kiss shot is the strongest being. she doesnt even have to try

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>>123582757
She did it out of love. How else would she wake him up?

>>123582544
Kiss-Shot at full power is far more powerful than Medusa. If the novel spoilers are correct, then she has killed comparable gods by accident- sort of the way you would step on a bug.

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>>123582544
>Kiss-Shot the top of the food chain of the Kaii world
>Needing to wonder if Kiss-Shot is more powerful than Medusa

Adult Shinobu laughter is a miracle of the universe.

>>123582904
She's cute, but someone that thinks it's cute to almost kill you does not make very good waifu material

>>123582822
They didn't hide the talisman. Araragi just refused to use it on Shinobu and Gaen let him keep it.

Also Medusa honestly doesn't have that much going for it.
It can create snakes which poison on contact. Which is good in theory but Kiss-shot can just destroy the part that got bitten and regen her damage.

Kiss-shot has matter creation, an anti-oddity sword and the ability to fly along with her eye power.

The matter creation alone is enough to put her above Medusa, the fact she just fly up out of attack range and look at Nadeko to waste her is just insult to injury.

>>123582842
the strongest being we know of.

>>123582925
fair enough then

>>123582266
Well, most types of milk don't last even a year, so, you're into infants then?

>>123583052
just saying, 27 year old shinobu is clearly a christmas cake

snake is worst

'nuff said.

>>123583025
>the strongest being we know of.
It doesn't work like that. She is the strongest because vampires are the strongest, and she is the most powerful vampire. And the reason vampires are the strongest is because that's what humanity decided to be the case. And what humanity wants, goes.

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Kiss-Shot is actually in control of herself, so I'd say her.

>>123582973
fucking goosebumps anon. I felt like I was cumming.

>>123583237
Well, there is Kurayami running around which can chunk everything. But that's more of a meta existence so I guess some people might count it out.

>>123583033

Now you see why everyone guns for Araragi as by default he gets near her level.

>>123583315
>Well, there is Kurayami running around which can chunk everything. But that's more of a meta existence so I guess some people might count it out.
Kurayami is basically Humanity itself.