Handholding consensual sex in missionary possition with Tsukihee
Bird is the only right answer
Bee still a cute tho
I would talk about justice for hours with literally any of the monogatari cast but Karen. Because, despite being the biggest fan of it, her views on justice are so simplistic and self-centered I would want to put a railroad spike through my ear after listening to them for two minutes.
I can see the appeal in that, but at the moment she's so juvenile I don't see her actually becoming someone I would want to talk to about anything for years- and that's just not worth the effort.
Karen for sure. I want to suck on her sweaty toes after she goes jogging and then wash it down with her spit.