Why doesn't she ever get fat from eating all those donuts?

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Women (not from America) can eat all they want and not get fat.

Example: Saber

>character eats a lot without getting fat
>turns out they have terminal cancer

Vampire organs can't process anything but blood. Idk how her body excretes it.

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>>123533217
She just shits donut pieces. Araragi probably snacks on that shit now and then.

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Well like children eat what they want and dont get fat.

>>123532984
>shape-shifter
>decide to be chubby
but why?

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>>123533055
American women too.
I mean unless eating all you want means three big mac meals for lunch.

Could be that she's anorexic. Or high metabolism. I Dont fucking know. Anime

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>>123532984
>>123533055
This thread is so new, and already so many kawaii ass killing machines.

Shinobu a cute.

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>>123532984
Have you ever seen a fat vampire?

>>123533655
>anorexic
>metabolism

>vampire
It's like you idiots want to be seen as retarded.

Not many fat vampires around.

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>>123533725
>>123533754
I am a fat vampire. I love the feel of my jiggle.

>>123533727
well, at least he said he doesn't know.

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>>123532984
It all goes straight to her tits.

Fat Bat Tats.

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>>123533833
You need to cut back on the diabetics.

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>>123533055

>>123533055
No, Saber can't get fat because she's summoned as a servant.

She's basically a powerful shade. It disappears into the dark abyss or some shit.

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>>123533970
I thought this said Diabetic Lovers for a second.

Yeah I know, I'm going to hate going blind and losing my feet.

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>>123534049
did someone say dark abyss?

>>123534129
Fuck off Ougi, I can't fap to you since I'm not certain of your gender.

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>>123533930
The humps on this creature...
Lesson: Feed your daughter lots of donuts.

>>123534184
I'm pretty sure she's a girl in this picture.
But I'm also pretty sure her vagina is a gateway to oblivion.

>>123534129
I'd plunge into that dark abyss if you know what I mean.

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>>123534353
It'll be like your dick starring in Interstellar. You might even find a new habitable planet.

>>123534208
I would make her say "Anon-kun, denwa" while she sits like that.

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I'm thinking of watching bakemongatari. Is it worth it lads?

>>123534184
Isn't that what makes it more exciting?

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>>123534789
Get the fuck out and watch it right now.