Butt stuff. Yes, seriously. I was just sitting here thinking of butts. Like what's a good shape for a butt, what sort of things I want to do with a nice butt, how nice it'd be to have a nice butt, if there's anybody I know who'd be up for a casual conversation about butts and butt stuff, how much I'd like to rest my head on a nice butt, how much I'd want to knead the cheeks of a nice butt, how my butt would feel if I wore different sorts of underwear made from different sorts of fabrics, etc.
Just kinda passing the time, really.
I was thinking of how pound the k-ons all until they prolapse and look like exploded hot pockets. I would hammer that shit so hard Thor would stop by and tell me to knock that shit off. I would hit it so hard the aftershocks would cause California to break off and sink into the ocean. Anyone who could pull me out of those fine asses would be proclaimed the next king of England. I would breed them so furiously and frequently that Mugi would be carrying my offspring in some kind of faux uterus gifted by the spirits themselves. I would plow those fields with such vigor that every Amish on the planet would build me a barn out of respect. Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, and Alexander the Great would all rise from the dead and tell me to chill the fuck out because I'd be fucking my wives way too hard.
Being thrown out of my apartment and if I should go out and buy a three legged German Shepherd or if one will just come along with time as I sit on a park bench drinking my sorrows away until it finally destroys my mind making me flash my penis in public thus ensuring I get beaten and left in the cold winter slowly but surely freezing to my death as people walk by not even giving me a glance.
Besides that I guess I was thinking about if I should go take a shit before or after I masturbate furiously.
Thinking about annihilating Yokoi's juicy ass.
Go before. Post-fap shits are the worst since you're dicks still semi hard the stimulation on your prostate makes you pop a boner again and hit the cold toilet.
She's still in elementary school, anon.
Trying to decide: go fap to random yuri loli doujin or start reading Amari Mawari?
Show me some respect, I made it thru winter.
I have a lot of hash but nothing to eat, also I wonder what I should watch next
pic related, I could use some of that
I'm thinking about my waifu. I'm thinking about how perfect my life would be if she was real. I imagine myself coming back from work, exhausted and stressed. After opening the doors, my legs became instantly immobilized. 'PAPA!' - Two little, noisy kids were shouting as they clung to me. As soon as I'd took my jacket off, beautiful soft voice drew my attention. It was my beloved wife, coming to me from the kitchen, still wearing an apron. 'You look really tired, did you had a hard day again, honey? Come, relax for a moment until the dinner is ready.' - she said and guided me to the sofa where we sat. I hold her hand and looked into her beautiful eyes.
-What's wrong, sweetheart?'
-Nothing, I've just realised, how lucky am I to have such a wonderful wife.
She reacted with a blush and smile. She tried to say something back, but I was faster. I've put my hand on her back and move towards to kiss her.
time to kill myself ;_;
Took a fly to go to a game. Now I'm not sure if I want to leave the hotel room.
Just feeling too comfy.
Thinking about why the Five-seveN is such a bad gun according to to many /k/omandos but it turns out it's not really a bad gun, just an overpriced one with unobtainable ammo for civilians and much cheaper guns could actually do the same as it while being considerably cheaper.
Also the fact that 5.7 doesn't go through Kevlar as one would expect and apparently it's really hard to reload which makes it kind of unusable.
I'm also thinking about masturbating but there's nothing I can fap to. I thoroughly used the Futabu! animation and it was great for a few days. There's not been any good releases in sadpanda so I'll probably have to fap to something on niconico.
My cat is losing a lot of hair, like handfuls of hair and i'm very concerned about it. She also cries a lot when i touch her leg so I assume she got in a fight with another cat and she got hurt and is shedding excessively because of the stress. I already checked for ringworm and she lacks any inflammation or red skin so the chances are low. I'm going to take her to the vet later.
Very excited for the new season of anime, kinda disappointed that funi/crunchy is not subbing Yahari so I'll have to deal with Commie, same with Highschool DxD. Hopefully they'll get picked up later.
Finally I've been seeing a lot of new posters on /a/, my only complain is how rude they are, please no bully your fellow /a/nons
and tripfags we have feelings too
And It's is 3pm and I have yet to have breakfast. I also want to take a shit but I'm too comfy and lazy to leave the bed.
I'm thinking about how i'm 33, in shape, not ugly, STD free, bills paid, work m-f and somehow i've never had a girlfriend. This is causing me some major depression right now, the fact that women are total cuntbag sluts who just play headgames. Thinking about this kind of shit is keeping me from starting the new anime season.