fuck off normalfaggot
>You're the most bland, non-interesting 2d person ever created by Nisio
>not any of the ~50 side characters in Medaka
I love her enough to wait two years. Unless she doesn't want to, in which case I'll have to oblige and be willing to deal with any consequences that result from it.
My balls would be so blue.
If only I were still 18. Would be legal then.
>cumming in your pants while playing twister
>Nadeko takes your pants off and cleans it up for you
I might be able to make it...
If the Greeks taught me one thing, it's that you can't say no to sex with a god unless you're a god too. I'm pretty sure no one in my family is or ever has been divine, so it should be fine.
Apparently there are stories of Goddesses becoming human, having sex with a man, and then revealing themselves to the man. At this point the man begs for forgiveness, as he realizes he just dirtied a divine being with his spartan warrior.
Greeks have taught me to appreciate sex with young children, especially with the buttholes of young boys.
Well either he turns you into a cow or he tuns himself into a bull.
I don't know which one you would be aiming for in this situation but I don't think I see the appeal in either.
I want to stick my dick inside this no matter how crazy she is I don't care nobody can stop me
Monkey is obviously not pleased.
You need to read Nadeko Pool. She
talks about the magical ball in her buttand wears a bathing suit made of strings.
Okay, but only if you post non-shit images anon.
Let me interject for a moment, I heard someone saying that this is a Snail thread now
That's not how it works anon.
But it's okay because monkey welcomes snail.
I know an ape is shitting in this thread.
>trying to ruin a perfectly good thread with snake
for what reason?
Don't worry, i will do the picture posting part.
Because they are perfectly formed anon, just like the rest of her.
They got around it by making her a God. Gods can drink all they want.
Meme can't smoke either.
But he tries anyway.
Especially her firm buttocks.
A gentle reminder of another buttocks that gets to hit the breeze.
Does /a/ support those?
Anyway, you can use "WebM for retards' (that's the actual name; it's a GUI for making webm easily)
You just need to click on enable sound and you're done.
You can't post them directly but you can link them.
We need more of that cute miracle that is the sound of a monkey.
I think she needs a little "hands on" lesson. Education is very important after all.
But why is she so perfect?
That reminds me, what do you think Araragi was doing to Karen with those nailclippers?
Mentioned in Hanamonogatari. Karen starts to say he was doing something to her bare skin with nailclippers and Monkey says that's really not something she should be talking to her about.
Does anyone have a sound video of Monkey sniffling when Kaiki picks her up? It's probably the cutest sound on earth.
its okay anon, there was soap to cover her private parts
It was too lewd for even Monkey. Whatever it is I want to know.
From the LN:
I had felt elated with the idea of substituting the nail clipper with scissors, but when I hear that, not anymore.
"This is so strange. My brother had no hesitation in declaring that his sisters are super annoying, that he won't go to our funeral, but the moment I graduated from middle school he suddenly wants to play with me. Maybe he is getting older too"
Goddamn Araragi is such a pervert.
I know from experience that it's not easy to shave anything significant, especially pubic hair, with nail clippers. It must have been just a trim.
I'm not talking about efficiency, more quality. Ragi must be very skilled for it to turn out well.
While on the subject of pubic hair, what do you think Nadeko's is like?
>thread with my two favorite Monogataris
>you will never be fucked by monkey with a strap-on
>maybe you will one day watch the Reborn Valhalla Combi get intimate with each other.
i never did pegging, but i got some good dicking.
Feels fantastic, the prostata is extremly erogenous.
It's extremly gay.
That's why it is so good.
Monkeys like bananas?
Araragi happens to have a giant banana in his room.
Coincidence? I think not.
I once had a gf that told me she really wanted to be able to grow a futa dick. She was a little rough on my butt too. I wonder why I date these kinds of women.
I'd love to have a gf that is into this kind of stuff.
My previous gfs were all just too vanilla.
That's probably why i love monkey so much.
I want to know how she keeps it when she isn't Medusa. What was it like when she pretended to be a cute and innocent seductive girl? Did she change it after Medusa when she cute her hair and was working on her manga? Does Bird give her advice on how to trim it?
You don't know the details of how developed a particular 14 year old is. She could have a massive bush barely contained by her school swimsuit for all you know.
That's about the time you get pubic hair.
>Tsukihi giving advice on trimming pubes.
I can see that happening.
It wasn't mentioned in Nadeko Pool so my assumption is she's probably pretty normal.
She'd fuck your butt all night long.
That explains it. I was wondering why monkeyfags seemed especially cancerous.
Enjoy being alone and hugging your dakimakura while other people enjoy social interaction and having a life.
Let's go back to talking about how Nadeko is pure sex.
Won't Nadeko need to start doing first hand research for her Manga?
Go ahead. I just wonder what you will think about your life in 20 years from now on.
Wow. I feel sorry for you anon. I actually feel bad now.
Not this autistic shit again.
Anyway, I think Nadeko is going to realize that a good Manga requires some research.
ok please stop samefagging
I will always be here and you can't stop me.
>and the basketball chick
I like you
there are plenty of "normalfags" on /a/.
Myself, I'm proud of it. I used to be like Doll. Monotone voice, no facial expression or social skill. I KILLED myself to live the life I saw the characters in my anime living. I don't see how you guys don't get how it's supposed to be an inspiration for real life.
Anyway, this obviously jealousy driven hate is getting dumb. I'm here for the anime, not your proclamations of virginity.
Nadeko Pillow! Free shipping!
Remember, dear anon:
This board is called anime&manga, not "Muh secret internet club, where only people are allowed that have as little social interaction as i do"
There are a lot of people who enjoy anime and still live a normal life. Sorry to break that to you.
Snail is 2nd best girl after monkey.
Snake however is and always will be a shit.
>This board is called anime&manga, not "Muh secret internet club, where only people are allowed that have as little social interaction as i do"
This board is called anime&manga, not "ridicule people over living their life differently to yours", either shut up about it or fuck off
Normalfag with expert powerlevel control master race.
I will post again and you'll never know it was me
This one is better.
There might be plenty of normalfags here, but at the very least they don't shit up the board by blogging about it.
Stop projecting, learn how to post without causing a shitstorm, and kill yourself.
Hachikuji is better than your point.
I'm in love with the concept of being in love with you, but I have never really love you.
W-we can be friend if you draw lewd manga for me, Sengoku-chan.
Specialists agree. Doll is best girl.
Also she's also being Satan right now.
seriously, what board would receive STFU with open arms?
>Nobody was even talking about it until you started stirring shit up
>explain to you that I joined in after the shitflinging had already begun
>Yes, there's your problem right there.
Are you retarded?
Your arguments are not making any sense.
Another best girl thread ruined. Sasuga Monkeyfags.
>I only took a shit in the street after someone else took a shit there, so it's ok.
Who would play a game about being Snail where you have to lure people to you with your cuteness and then get them lost?
>Monkeyfags actually have girlfriends.
They will seep through every crack and crevice of the earth until there is nowhere to hide. Long live monkey.
Fuck yes! I love Monogatari fans!
God Snake threads always get so incredibly dirty if the Monkeyfags aren't there. We need each other really.
personally, anime inspires me to live a better, healthier life. I consider my anime fandom to be a positive influence.
anime inspires me to not do shit about my life and just accept that things will only get better when I've accepted that I can't make them any better
I indulge in my weeaboo lifestyle and even despite my room being full of figurines and posters I still got picked up by a cute christmas cake who didn't mind all of it because I was hot
niiiice. I've always wanted to get with a Christmas Cake. well, everyone has their own style. I respect that anon.
You have good taste anon.
If I close my eyes, Kana Hanazawa's overly-sexual voice always makes me cum a little.
thanks, I hope lady luck brings you a Christmas cake of your own
back at you anon. I would like that.
Snail butt. Because the world needs to know.
>Nadeko will never rub her naked body against you, smearing blood all over while holding a spear to your throat and asking if you love her
Snail frontbutt. Because the world already knows
>not wearing a bandaid.
some girls are just too old fashioned.
>you will never be able to whisper insults in her ears while making love to her tenderly
sup /v/. We're in your games, posing your looks.
>you will never feel Nadeko's soft butt on your back as she play rides you.
>you will never be drugged into a stupor and unable to resist as Nadeko violates your body
>At this point the man begs for forgiveness, as he realizes he just dirtied a divine being with his spartan warrior.
Just like in my femdom doujins
Hot-Kiss-Onion-Under-Blade for Big Bat Tats. Confirm.
Are there any good subs of Tsuki on the horizon?
>Nadeko will never kill you to become the ultimate waifu-fag
why even live
Indeed,it gets to show how batshit insane she had become
Yes,yes i get it.
I have to redownload all of Monogatari in 1080P and retake all of my screenshots
Only the ones of best girl. I don't really care about the others.
So the 2-3 episodes from s1,the twister one and half of S2.
Man thats going to be like 4gbs of chinese cartoons.
But i'll do it for her
She might be fourth. And that's pushing it.
Yes, because monkey the cutest.
Monkey a cutest, snake a shit
This is facts.
It's okay if you don't agree, you just have to settle for being wrong.
Monkey isn't even in the running. There's just too much competition for her.
>Monkey a cutest
Did you watch some version where they cut out every scene with Kaiki?
she's not the least cute monogatari, but still not a cute.
keep dreaming old hag
Shinobu = old and wasted
the only thing dried up worse than her cunt is her personality.
>all Monogatari threads in the past week have been nothing but "muh waifu >>> your waifu" shitposting
I miss when we actually talked about interesting stuff like the LN's or the anime series itself.
We were doing just fine not very long ago. It seems it's usually Ougi, Bat or Kaiki that trigger discussion about actual plot points of the LN's or the anime.
Cat isn't my waifu. I hate her, but I still won't deny that Black Hanakawa is cuter far than Monkey and one of the cutest girls overall.