>your friend will never help you jack off with a fish, slowing down and speeding up to time with your thrusts
>you will never catch his eye as you climax and see his appreciative smile and the mental link of true friendship
>you will never know that feeling when you see him that he has seen your dick
These threads are always the best. Thanks /a/ for making me laugh each time.
>crabs are on average 930mm ish
>3mm crack, so 310mm;1mm, or 1ft;1cm
>6ft human being swims by a 6mm crack and becomes like that crab
holy fucking shit. How did I not think about this one before
>Imagine if you were human
>there are non-humans browsing /a/ right now
I've seen them posted on 2ch before, especially the tuskete one
The fuck that's my cat?!
Can you be NTRed by a cat?
Do you honestly find this disturbing? I only get this kind of reaction when I feel like something isn't right with what's happening. When people do horrible things it means there's something wrong with them, but animals just don't give a fuck about cruelty.
But he's so cute. How could you not trust something that innocent?
>the fish starts sucking his dick on its own near the end
in no way does that mean they do it for pleasure. besides, shit like that happens all the time in the animal kingdom, especially when it comes to territories and such. look at hyenas and lions or cheetahs or wolves and bears. and it's not just carnivores, elephants, buffalos, rhinos and hippos are fucking aggressive.
nature is violent and unfair and has always been, it's us who created the vision of all animals being nice and only killing for necessity.
I think that would happen to every predatory animal if it was domesticated. In nature they needed to hunt in order to survive so naturally it releases endorphins or whatever a cat's equivalent for endorphins is. So in essence they do it only for enjoyment now but it stems from natural behavior necessary for their survival.
What about humans?
They leave them as gifts for their owners most of the time, thats why they leave them around the house.
Cats aren't assholes, and anyway, this stuff is always comparing them to dogs, but when have you ever heard of a cat killing anyone?
Pic related: my awesome cat, who is super chill and definitely not an asshole.
how strange, only animal gore really gets me, specially when is caused by humans
like that video of the dog and the fireworks
I can still hear those barks
>small cute animal being literally ripped apart while still alive, writhing in agony and dispair
>lol its just meat
>look at me I have no heart
so sharp anon
>going to a butcher to get meat
Not him, but why wouldn't you go to a nice local butcher to get good quality meat?
Unless you're a poorfag or generally don't care about what you put into your body there's no reason not to.
this, local butchers threat you well and have good material
not him, but you are being too edgy to ignore
If you don´t feel empathy sometimes for other beings you are not tough, you are just devoid of emotions
put a moonrune quote to this if you can
I alway come with a smile into these threads and leave with cold sweat on my back and thoughts which don't let me sleep.
>edgy edgy edgy
Come fucking on, animals are basically living resource bags, any feeling towards an animal is a feeling wasted. Don't see anything edgy in it, that's just being rational.
Stupid fucking SJW PETA hippies projecting human qualities onto beasts, I swear.
you are loosing out
>go to butchbro
>buy some chicken
>he cuts it profesionally
>hands me two bags
>"have some free sausages anon"
>leave with a smile
Those sausages were fucking amazing
>Come fucking on, animals are basically living resource bags, any feeling towards an animal is a feeling wasted. Don't see anything edgy in it, that's just being rational.
so you have never take some liking to something aside humans? you never liked nothing else? thats a feeling, like it or not. dont come at me with your "muh rational feelings" bullshit. what´s so difficult to understand
and you never had a pet? or did you threat it like an object?
I had, but that's because I was young and stupid. And don't get started on "liking things", we're obviously talking about empathy now.
And being empathetic towards anything that doesn't belong to your own species is pants on head retarded. Our cavemen ancestors didn't die by claws, teeth, venom etc. for this shit.
I got your back anon.
God you're a faggot.
Being empathetic with other species is instinctive, and not just in humans. When something has turned into instinct like that, it's because it had practical benefit. For example, it was only because of cross-species empathy that the mutually beneficial relationship between humans and wolves (and later dogs) was ever able to happen. You aren't being rational, you're just being an edgy faggot. Now fuck off.
>And being empathetic towards anything that doesn't belong to your own species is pants on head retarded.
they can feel pain like you
they take liking to things too
would´nt you shed a tear for a loyal dog?
>Our cavemen ancestors didn't die by claws, teeth, venom etc. for this shit.
I´m not sure what they would say about our lives right now, and you sure don´t
listen, I don´t really care at this point if you are serious or not, but if you are, do you acknowledge that right now you look like fucking Coldsteel?
>stop meming me bawwww
>it was only because of cross-species empathy that the mutually beneficial relationship between humans and wolves (and later dogs) was ever able to happen.
Except this is wrong, you retard, humans just tapped into wolves' pack instinct. Dogs recognize themselves as the same species as us.
>they can feel pain like you
Almost everything can feel pain, am I supposed to feel bad for bugs, rats, mosquitos etc?
>they take liking to things too
>would´nt you shed a tear for a loyal dog?
Why bother emotionally investing in the first place? I honestly don't understand.
>do you acknowledge that right now you look like fucking Coldsteel?
Fuck you, do I actively encourage abuse, torture and shit like this? I just don't get why a baboon having a dinner is supposed to be a bad thing.
>For example, it was only because of cross-species empathy that the mutually beneficial relationship between humans and wolves (and later dogs
And then we kind of fucked them up.
>This breed? Well, its skull is too small for its brain, but it sure looks cute, don't it?
you would be surprised what kind of people dwell this world
I mean, just look at ponyfags, scatfags and so on.
Sometimes I think of myself as something even weirder that all of the above, but humans are difficult to understand
Besides, trying to undersand them is entretaining sometimes
>Why bother emotionally investing in the first place? I honestly don't understand.
>I honestly don't understand.
Thats because you don´t have empathy even for your own species
do you know the meaning of empathy in the first place?
Yes, anon, I'm sure ancient human must have made a long-term study to come to a full understanding of wolf behavior specifically for the purpose of making them serve humans. Nowhere along the line did anyone do anything nice to the wolves because of an emotion that is virtually universal to all mammals.
>Dogs recognize themselves as the same species as us.
Wrong, most dogs understand that they are not humans.
>Thats because you don´t have empathy even for your own species
I do, at least for 2D ones, stop projecting.
And I never said it was fun, you turbo retards. Just okay. Animal eating animal, no big deal, not worth sperging out "hurr durr poor bamby ;_;" like you did.
> just don't get why a baboon having a dinner is supposed to be a bad thing.
That isn't a bad thing, is just how nature works, but everyone is feeling sad or has empathy because the deer is practically being eaten alive,feeling pain and desperation, nobody is shitting on the baboon.
If you can't feel anything towards the animal being eaten alive, then I guess you're underage edgy fag or a sociopath with a profile of serial killer.
How can anyone be accused of newfaggotry for some crossie memes that never get explained in the boards outside the ones they got created because said crossies will call you a newfag everytime you ask?
He's got his fucking foot gripping the cat's head just looking deep into his eye and the cat is only mildly alerted.
That is a cat that could do with giving more of a fuck. And what the fuck is that bird trying to do?
The retarded joke is only used in extremely shitty boards. I haven't seen it been used in /a/ and spend hours on here. Only crossboarding cancerites know about that shitty frog crap.
>you apparently can´t understand how other human being can develop affection for a dog
Easy, being miserable and lonely does this to people. They start projecting human qualities to a dog or 40 cats or whatever.
Wow anon, you must be a super upstanding person in order to not feel empathy or a little shred of emotion for inferior animals of other species such as dogs and cats, you know, species that other people call friends and even family.
Please anon, teach me how I can be such a superior individual such as yourself.
pepe is a pretty wide-spread meme as far as I know
well, it was used just now
I think this was used before robots used it as his official flag
funny, everyone is blaming me for bringing up this, when its obvious that nearly anyone replying to me knows the answer
who is the crossboarding here? No really, the only thing I did was calling out >>123431275
oh wait, now spoonfeeding is ok? I´m curious
It's the sound an autist makes when they throw a tantrum however frogs also make the same noise when they croak.
>You fags are the same as fucking normies.
Kek. Please /r9k/ stay and entertain us. Also if it warms your icy heart just a little bit most of /a/ would not qualify as "normies", not on regular standards anyway, i am not sure what your standard for a normie is.
Truly, 4chan is the place where legends are born.
No other place would truly feel respect for a gecko.
Yes, its physical body might have passed but it will forever live in our hearts.
No empathy = psychopathy. Congratulations! It's probably time you went and shot up your school.
Also realise that you are posting on a website that is historically rather fond of animals, cats in particular.
Look at it's face, it's so young and cute, so innocent, and it's about to die in horrible death in next minute. Completely helpless, not able to change anything, only agony remains for it.
Half of the posts aren't remotely close to the roumaji versions of Japanese words. Mostly sounds like a bunch of teenagers posting things they has misheard from watching anime.