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What's your excuse, /a/?

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What's your excuse, /a/?
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>>123294247
I don't have a daugher.
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>>123294247
so i should fuck my daughter instead of masturbating?
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I don't have a daughter and my autismo's entrenched enough to ensure that I won't, even if I can handle myself anywhere else in society.
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>>123294247
Ah,I kind of remember this one.

Can't remember if it was worth it though...

Doesn't the guy fugs with the Next-door neighbor girl?
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>>123294247
I don't use tissues, I use wank rags which I hide in secret compartments in my desk at home and in my office.
And I burn them every week.
What now?
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>>123295230
Guy fucks his daughters.
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>>123295500
I do this exactly, but with hookers.
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>>123295750
Even dead and disposed of hookers are loose ends anon.
Besides they get boring no matter how you spice it up.
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Depends on what my wife looks like and how much of a cold fish she is.
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>>123295500
I just take my phone and jerk off sitting on the toilet and flush it when I'm done.
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>>123296011
Same except I stand up when I do it, also usually I finish in the shower for easier cleanup and I typically want to shower after a fap so it works out.
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>>123296011
Other people can HEAR you jerk off. You think you're not making a sound and keeping your breathing stable? You're wrong. Someone will hear you and notice you're masturbating.
It's much better to lock your office and just do it in there.
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>>123294247

Well lady, nobody ever told me that by becoming father i wouldn't have been able to masturbate anymore.
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>>123295500
>masturbating at work
What's wrong with you?
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>>123296121
I turn on the vent thing and do it at normal operational hours so it may seem like I am merely taking a poop.
But I am only pretending.
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Is she implying he shouldnt fap because he has daughters in the house and it's wrong to do that under the same roof?

or is she implying 'do lewd w/ me'.
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>>123296011
>>123296120
Lmao. The second part is me and I do it everynight after workout
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>>123296217
I phone in a conference call, lock my office and masturbate to my heart's content.
Why should I not do that?
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>>123296292
>Lmao
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>>123295500
i just do it onto my tshirts
cum doesn't stain so who gives a fuck
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>>123294247
Sauce
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>>123296365
>cum doesn't stain
nigger it doesn't only stain, it cakes the fabric and glues it together and makes it all crusty.
if you're not doing your own laundry then whoever's actually doing it will know.
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>>123294247
My excuse is that I have to sift through all this moeshit to find a good thread and this captcha keeps giving me pictures of soup and cake
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>>123296388
Boku no google image search.
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>>123296334
If you masturbate at work you have an actual problem
Seek help anon
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>>123296336
>Ayy
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>>123296414
that's not staining, it's crusting. and who else would do my laundry besides me?
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>>123296502
And what problem might it be?
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>>123294247

I wonder what goes through the minds of voice actors when they do this.

"At least it pays the bills?"
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>>123294247
You will never replace your mother, no one will.
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>>123296222

The former. Because fathers are supposed to set a good example and not be perverted.
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>>123296521
ur mum
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>>123296187
Don't you know that once you cum inside a female your dick falls off?
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>>123296545
You masturbate at work, you clearly have an addiction
That you don't even see what's wrong with it is only more proof that you have an addiction
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>>123296727
Yes, and? I don't give a shit.
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>>123296727
not even the guy you were responding to, but i rub one out at work pretty often, don't see what the big deal is
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>>123295500

I eat it

But I'm admittedly a filthy cum-guzzling whore so it's become mundane to me
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>>123296788
I used to do it too but eventually I started feeling horrible when I did that so now I just use rags.
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>>123296631
Not even the mother next door can replace your mother.
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>>123296718
I'm pretty sure you're some sort of weird bee-like alien.
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>>123296788
LA LA LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA
WE'RE ALL PURE GIRLS HERE LA LA LA LA
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>>123296839

Feel horrible why? It's just protein, and it's not like you don't know where it's been.

Admittedly it can taste terrible depending on your diet.
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>>123296727
Do you check your mail at work? You clearly have an addiction.
That you don't even see what's wrong with it is only more proof that you have an addiction
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I don't have a daughter ;_;
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>>123296928
The point is that I know exactly where it's been.
It did taste good though.
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I cum on my hand and wash it afterwards. I can save the forest this way.
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>>123296788
this
I swallow other guys' cum so why not my own?
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