Not even her own mother would
Compared to who, Misato? Rei?
Honestly I never why people think Shinji should have held her. Shes is a bitch half the time and the only indication of wanting to have a relationship is some flirting she does and even that comes with cover to try to hide that fact that she may have feelings for him(I want to kiss, why? because I'm bored.)
Asuka is like a burn victim who wants another burn victim to take care of her, but is too proud to admit she is a burn victim, and then gets acts shocked and outraged when the burn victim doesn't readily try to help her.
She'd punch him in the neck, feel a little jazzed about it in secret, and then everything would happen anyway because this was a small part of the issues Asuka had for an angel to stick its ray of dick in.
>Asuka treats Shinji like shit
>She is a fucking narcissist violent cunt
>Shinji cares about his fellow partners but he doesn't like her personality, maybe her body but is too complicated to even talk casually with her
>Shinji doesn't know what to do
>Why didn't he hold her?
2DEEP4ME OP, we will never know.
>tfw I'm straight but I wouldn't mind popping his bubble butt with my long and hard needle
Hikari is worth one trillion Toji and Kensukes
She's getting angry at you for some reason
You mean like he jacked off so much that his hand gave birth to a hedgehog? And that he started masturbating with his left hand, only to spawn another, smaller hedgehog.
>You mean like he jacked off so much that his hand gave birth to a hedgehog? And that he started masturbating with his left hand, only to spawn another, smaller hedgehog.
That's anno's original tv pitch for evangelion
Well shit forgot to spoiler
All I know is that I want to fuck Shinji
I somehow feel that was just a shitty translation or something. It's the only dere thing Asuka ever did and it really doesn't fit in with the rest of her relationship with Shinji or her character.
And betray her husbando? Not fucking likely.
He also wants to fuck Misato and Karl in the spinoffs where they meet.
Because someone loved him too much for that to happen.
"Taking the initiative" does not mean trying to kiss a girl, start with very light flirting or just getting her talking/getting her alone (by talking to her long enough). There's nothing creepy about that (unless you're fat/ugly then everything you do is labled as "creepy").
Hold her, no fucking way.
Choke her, yes.
Punch and slap her, yes.
Blow your load on her face, yes.
ok you guys...
i just finished watching the anime, very good until ep20... until i felt i was lacking a phd in psychology and philosophy...
how did the characters interest you that much that you cared about why he didnt hold her? or im being trolled all the way up my ass (still sore from what ive just watched)?
i mean if you want the answer, he is a pussy, he his a female character. the end of the anime is about girls problems, they think too much...
someone tell me if i saw it wrong, if i did, what did i miss
tldr: eva is about girls overthinking, what is there to argue about?
Threadly reminder that Asuka is going three for three
You don't hold people because you want to fuck them, you hold them because you want to support them when they are down or in the shittier. It is basic human interaction, even if people will/could take advantage of that moment of weakness the idea is that Asuka is telling Shinji that no matter how shit her life was or how shit she felt Shinji never showed a sign of caring.
Of course this also comes down with Asukas unwillingness to show or admit weaknesses until it is too fucking late or meaningless and Shinji rampant problems of empathy with other human beings.
Interesting enough this is true for almost every character though every one have their own self defense mechanism which they fall back into it instead of trying to open up to others.
The vast majority of the "psychology" in the series is just random jargon used in the same way that random religious symbolism is. There is very little actual thought or greater meaning behind it. The philosophy is pretty sophomoric though definitely far less embarrassing than most tryhard western attempts at philosophizing in film or television.
To be honest, I preferred the original ending of the series to the movie, though both were unsatisfactory. The film just felt like every attempt was made for shocking scenes that were not valuable in the least. If this were cinema, it'd be looked at as your typical kind of Michael Haneke trash of easy deconstruction and goofy schlock, but because it's anime, it gets labeled "sodeep".
Asuka's breakdown was probably the highpoint of the series, because of the potential it looked like it was going to open up, but the wheels start coming off immediately afterwards.
>i mean if you want the answer, he is a pussy, he his a female character. the end of the anime is about girls problems, they think too much...
>someone tell me if i saw it wrong, if i did, what did i miss
You need to watch the series again or at least the last 2 episode. Try to understand what the hell is going on with the idea that Shinji is basically deciding if life is worth living (meaning that he is deciding if HIS life is/was worth living) on the culmination of the Instrumentality. Understand that the last 2 episode are a quick approach to the basic mentality of the main characters (Asuka, Misato and Shinji) and how they see themselves and how they think other see them and how people actually see them.
You mean old, loose and dusty.
If you think Asuka is well-adjusted, you need to spend more time around people.
Well-adjusted people are not that violent or aggressive to people and don't have existential crisis when someone is slightly better than them. She has an array of symptoms demonstrative of Borderline Personality Disorder or, at a bare minimum, PDNOS (Personality Disorder, Not Otherwise Specified).
At least its still attached to the rest of her body
Not him, but her pussy would be even better because she hasn't had sex in 8 years. Top notch cunt.
>hasnt had sex in 8 years
Regardless, no? She's a pretty sexual person which means she's probably been wrecking that shit herself with dildos. Which is for the best, anyway, because vaginas don't "get loose" unless a woman has had a baby, and only because they usually tear themselves to pieces. Besides, even ones that are naturally a little loose aren't anything a couple good orgasms from foreplay can't fix.
If by fucking a virgin you mean it's mostly uncomfortable for the woman because she's not used to it anymore and you have to spend like an extra 20 minutes get her worked up and loosened up enough to be able to rail without problems, then that happens after a few months of nothing being in there.
If you mean like a virgin again like the hymen fixed itself or something, no. That doesn't happen.
加持「たばこ、まだ吸ってたんだな」 (Kaji: (I see that) you still smoke cigarettes.)
ミサト「こういうことの後にしか吸わないわ。だから知ってるのは加持君だけよ (Misato: I only smoke after something like this. So the only one who knows is (you,) Kaji-kun.)
"(noun) dake" (only NOUN) denotes that the action of the verb applies only to the thing marked by "dake". In this case, "Kaji-kun" is in the position of exclusive (dake) "knowing".
Agreed that she's probably a big diddler. But she actually hasn't had sex in 8 years since college.
I've always just assumed she was lying for the sake of her pride, but given her own weird set of disorders and shit it wouldn't surprise me if she actually hadn't.
Regardless, assuming I wound up in that universe, if I had the time to worry about getting my dick wet I'd be going after Misato.
>implying thats how any genitalia works
Takes 12 minutes of stimulation to achieve complete sexual arousal, for men. 15 for women. Even if she really, really wanted it and was literally dripping down her legs, she'd still need a little bit of play to get things open, because that's how a vagina works.
I mean, unless you don't have a problem with 1) probably actually hurting your partner and 2) having really subpar sex.
Misato's a freak in bed though, she probably likes a little pain
Fuck that's even better. A woman who has enough experience to at least be fun but hasn't ran through every guy on the street corner.
Tell me again why you faggots like the kids?
Imagine the butthurt if she does
>Fujoshi riot in the streets
>Reifags commit mass suicide
>Misatofags get drunk and cry about it
>/u/ rants about it on their tumblr pages
It's the best possible end
That is the joke
It's hard to tell these days with all the boys becoming girls.
/a/ would because they hate her, I've heard she's not all that popular in Japan. Like the only people who like her are people who see lesbian subtext everywhere and kids who think Evangelion is all superawesome mecha battles
>mfw Maya went from being a kind and gentle young woman who happened to be a lesbian to full-on perpetually pissed bulldyke
>mfw fucking Maya is more masculine than Shinji.
I know a bit about 3.0 but I haven't seen it yet since it hasn't released yet here.
Why didn't Misato just tell Shinji what happened so he would work with them?
Why didn't she make him her Fuyutsuki or Rei?
Still would be great to see a melt down of that size. Anno could come out and say "Sorry for that ending how about another Eva series?"
>mfw we get a new series that explains the timeskip but it has none of the 3.0 trailer footage.
>the new series is an SOL
>Shinji lives with Misato and
>takes place in a post third impact tokyo 3
>New series is about fun-loving pilots doing fun activities
I honestly can't tell you why Misato thought antagonizing Shinji was okay besides the usual excuses like "she's just letting out 14 years of anger out" or "people can't always be rational, not even a leader of a group trying to ensure humanity's survival that is handling a basket case that can fuck over the planet again."
But Kaji has no standards when it comes to fucking
You'd think she'd understand more than anyone how to communicate with him and that treating him like that would scare him off. She shouldn't be angry at all, this is what she wanted, she was the one who told him to do it if he wanted to.
>implying it wouldn't just be them living on the Wille ship in a room Misato made to simulate her apartment
>Shinji would just ask questions and be confused about everything since he can't leave the room
>Mari would say something that would make you think she might be important but in reality it means nothing
>Misato would say nothing not because she's trying to act tough but because they are trying to save money by not having her speak
>each episode is 30 minutes
>no story just Shinji waking up every day asking what happened
>no other characters outside of Shinji asking where they are
You know what, that's probably what Anno would do.
It says whatever you want it to say
actually it's says "ur a faget"
one of the games they made for the Sega Saturn.
They put that much effort into a saturn game?
Didn't they blow it on the fights?
either way, that's money well spent, the fight scenes are practically the main reason I watched the show. anyone got anymore Eva webms?
Yeah, they love throwing money at terrible spinoffs that are a grade above fanfiction. Look at Rebuild
They didn't have the cash to animate intricate long ass fights so they made them short and sweet.
>not an anime fan
>watch this for the first time, first proper anime viewing
>he just reveals that he's the pilot out of nowhere to all his classmates
>nobody even really gives a shit
>bizarre comic relief penguin
>action scenes don't really make much sense
>characters are generally great, though
>retarded fan service everywhere and all of these hot girls on his dick or engaging in forced feeling sexually suggestive scenarios that made me feel embarrassed for the voice actresses being told to do this (worst offender was the warm springs scene)
Where to next?
Why spend money when you can earn it?
Real talk: NGE2 is pretty much the only game spinoff that isn't forgettable or bad. It lets you play as nearly every character (including Pen Pen) with an assload of lore about the FAR packaged with it. But it's untranslated.
Wasn't the N64 game okay?
I would seriously kill for a good eva game. Namco can fuck off with those $30 pachinko games.
Looks fun enough, you talking about that fighting game, right? I heard the controls were really bad though.
I thought it was just QTE's with fights behind it
Could always make new angels just for the game
It's been a while since I've seen footage of it. Looked like a Eva version of those Godzilla fighting games they made for the Gamecube and Xbox. I'd kill to play something along those lines.
>tfw I will never play a 00vs.02 battle to prove who is the superior waifu
>tfw I will never kick ass as Toji or Kensuke
>tfw I will never be best girl Ramiel
It's not great, imagine a very stiff super smash bros that doesn't always read your commands.
I would make some of the fights replayable with other Evas or as a coop mode just to add replay value at least, they could make it a short story if they gave it enough multiplayer content.
Maybe throw in that thing dynasty warriors does where it has "What ifs?", like Asuka going berserk or fight 5 jet alones?
Or what if the other pilots helped Asuka out during the MP fight. It'd be like a survival mode, how many MP Evas could you kill before they over power you and everything starts tumbling down?
>Or what if the other pilots helped Asuka out during the MP fight
That reminded me of the Angelic Days manga where they had all the pilots, including Kensuke, Toji and Hikari join in on one big fight against all of the angels. That'd be a neat thing to see in a fighting game.