ITT: Girls that would make their husbands stay at home at take care of the kids, while they work and make the money
Why does the husband always have to do all the work?
But Satsuki is already the world's best mom.
I would love to be her stay at home husband.
So much good taste in this thread already.
What's the name for this character archetype though?
Needs to be more concise.
This beautiful specimen.
I'm all for career-women and househusbands, but what happens during the post-birth downtime?
I don't care how tough you are, giving birth will require weeks of recovery before you are able to go back to work again.
Well fortunately the girls who befit this character archetype tend to be academic high achievers, hence they would probably have a good job that provides paid maternity leave or have savings to allow them a couple of months off work.
I think they might be okay with you working from home part time or something though.
America is weird about maternity leave, and time off work in general.
They're brutal taskmasters that demand a well kept-house, well-behaved children, and delicious meals.
Should you provide those for her, she'll greatly reward you.
But it's not employment, training, or education and therefore befits the NEET definition.
Best one so far, but there's room for improvement.
Can't say I've heard that one being used before, but it sounds good.
That said, there definitely is an "official" term for this kind of character but I can't for the life of me think of it.
Perhaps add "very proactive" to the list? Not quite the same thing as dominant, but they often go hand-in-hand.
Step up your game, anon. She's prime cuddling material. Especially after she arrives home after a tough day at the office.
Not domineering enough.
It's a "let's interpret characters poorly for the sake of my delusions" thread. Esdeath wouldn't want someone she could simply make do anything. She's more likely a tough and loving housewife and mother for an alpha male, not the breadwinner for a wimp and his litter.
Holy shit, I've got to track down the rest of that.
Miyabi would be such a great husband
Has anyone ever told you that you have god tier taste in women? My waifu is a different girl from a different show and a completely opposite archetype, but it makes me extremely happy every time I get reminded that you have her as your waifu, assuming from your file names that you're the guy who occasionally posts in waifu threads.
I hope you two are happy together. And Shino best girl.
Just saw this thread and was surprised she wasn't posted a dozen times already.
>She's from a freaking rich family anyways, and they're traditional, so you know there's a dowry
>She's friggin brilliant so she could write a book and make bank off of the royalties
>Spend the rest of your lives together, just traveling and doing whatever you want because you're financially set.
>Every once in a while she goes to a speaking engagement and gets paid big bux
>To unwind, she comes home and plops down at the battlestation besides your to place chess
>assuming from your file names that you're the guy who occasionally posts in waifu threads.
That's probably me, yeah. I don't post in them that often, but it feels good to talk about your waifu in such an environment every once in a while.
For a long time I didn't have a waifu and I was skeptical as to whether the guys who claimed to have one were being genuine. I always loved the Shino's character archetype but I had never found a character that just felt right. But I watched SYD for the first time about a year ago and then I understood.
Was going to post her, but couldn't remember her name and was too lazy to search.
Thankfully I don't want children in that case. But in 99% of cases, that rules out having a wife too.
> I didn't have a waifu and I was skeptical as to whether the guys who claimed to have one were being genuine. I always loved the Shino's character archetype but I had never found a character that just felt right. But I watched SYD for the first time about a year ago and then I understood.
That's generally how it goes, yeah.
Because Japan has shit taste as always.
Seriously, 95% of the Satsuki hentai that I've seen has been shit. And its volume pales in comparison to Ryuuko's.
>am I the only one
You are never the only one, anon. Especially when referring to a character that has been called "man-face" more times than there are stars in the sky.
Body to die for though.
It's "training" in the way that sitting in a chair masturbating all day could be "training" for repetitive motor movements. That is not the type of training that the "training" in NEET stands for, unless you want to be a babysitter for the rest of your life.
the violent angry sex and broken ribs when she beats you for not making dinner
That's surprisingly common. Someone observes us, thinks we're nuts, and then falls for a 2D girl themselves and finally understands.
What I find odd though is if somebody asked me to define exactly what it was about Shino that compelled me to make her my waifu, I wouldn't be able to answer them.
>she also have to solve some "issues" with herself first.
What issues might those be?
Quintessential "handsome" woman, motherfuckers.
A year later and I still love that gif.
This may be a surprise to you, but NEETness has to do with not taking steps toward being employable. There is nothing that a parent is "training" for in being a parent with tangible skills other than raising children. It is not a job. It is not training for a job. It is not education in hopes of a job. It is simply raising children.
A delusional parent might try to convince themselves otherwise, but raising children is a separate world from the workforce or the process of becoming employable.
Ahh, she got her revenge. That shit is behind her now.
Well, seems Satsuki-sama is ready to allow herself to show her kinder side to others but a love relationship is on another level. Dunno how she feels about intimacy after being in living hell for about 13 years either she'll be uncomfortable and evasive or will go full domination to assert herself. Cuddly sex with Satsuki will be near impossible to achieve for a couple years. Hope her mate like SM.
It depends on what you mean with "submissive"
If you mean a boring push-over, the answer is no.
If you mean a sensitive, tender, patient guy that can make her laugh; then yes, some women adore that.
Not sure if Satsuki-sama falls in that category, tho
Might be my favourite gif ever.
It sends my heart fluttering.
Judging by the figures Satsuki look up to the most it will be either a stubborn but noble guy with great strength of body and character that can challenge her but at the same time show his honest corncern.
Or a suave and elegant man of knowledge that can keep her interested and aid her goals. Probably also a chessmaster like her which would make the romance a bit tricky as she keeps her guard up.
Or a reliable nice guy which clearly have talent to go far but chooses to put it all onto reach her instead.
Those are at least the traits Satsuki has canonly reacted positively so far.
I even had considered Aikuro for a bit.
Has anyone seen the dub? I shit my pants when I heard this guy's voice.
She'd be a one of those strict super-moms that dictates our lifes under a very strict set of rules, I'd be there to let her blow off steam.
Her sister is banned from the fucking house, tho.
It was me!
I feel like NTRed, I was the one who post images of Shino.
It wouldn't be that easy and you know it.
>Gets her out of her work clothes.
>She soaks her feet in warm water.
>Drinks a glass of wine.
>Eats your expertly prepared dinner.
>Takes a long bath..
>Takes a full-body massage.
>Reads a book in bed before falling asleep.
You're in charge of the logistics of that entire operation, and she expects nothing short of perfection.
Can you do it for her?
I don't think she'd want that. Up until the death of Ragyou she'd been living a disciplined and regimented life all to fulfill her ultimate goal: destroying Ragyou and all life-fibers. I don't think she'd want to have such a rigid life after that. She'd probably want a more 'normal' life with the people she cherishes.
Assuming she's the worker, and you're the stay-home dad: What would she expect upon returning home from work, and until she leaves for work again in the morning?
How would you go about giving that to her?
>banning you're waifu's family from the household
That sounds pretty nice. Seeing you're waifu's tired face slowly loosen and warm up as you pamper her, supporting her through the tough life she lives trying to straighten up her unenthusiastic, sloppy kouhai while meeting all her deadlines at work as she climbs the career ladder would fill anyone's heart with satisfaction I think, even if they would demand absolute perfection. Meeting such rigidly hard standards and earning a compliment from the woman you love who has come to realize you're the one other person she could rely on in her new life as a working wife and mother would just make the lazy cuddling downtime all the sweeter!
I want to serve Satsuki tea and insult me
Actually, I'd say the person she'd like the most would be the one who could say no to her.
Not to someone aggressive, but someone who is willing to refuse her will when it isn't right.
Some open minded, strong willed, and certainly not some one who wants to impress her. She may like loyalty but she would respect independence. I couldn't see her loving anyone that felt they were below her.
It's like the Spock and captain kirk bromance. Her ideal friend/love would be more of an adviser.
I need this in android/smartphone resolution
Satsuki is fucking loaded.
I'm pretty sure she wouldn't want to run her mom's company, so after she gets her golden parachute you could live at home together unemployed doing whatever the fuck you wanted with your lives and even your grandchildren wouldn't have to worry about money.
>Was reading that doujin about Satsuki fucking the guy with her high-heel
>Showed it to my girlfriend for shits and giggles
>Fast forward 3 months
>She now pegs me and makes me crossdress
I-I'm so happy /a/
not my bag anon, but congrats on your functional relationship
3DPD or not I would dick that Satsuki so hard.
Maternity leave. In most parts of the world, it's 3 months.
Some crazy hardcore workers can return to work in 2 weeks, others never stop working from home or even from her maternity bed.
How does it feel being a pawn of the feminists?
If women ruled the world, they'd be the ones who are sad and lonely and starved of cock.
As opposed to men ruling the world but the majority are sad and lonely and starved of pussy.
Think about it.
Hmm, That's a hard one to say, I mean she's proud so she wouldn't want to be treated like your average women. But at the same time she's a complete bitch and would complain about having to work..
>/r9k/ would be complaining about Jane Thundercunt, and how all men are sluts.
>Masculinism would the boogeyman that /v/ keeps warning everyone about.
>I'm not creative enough to know what /a/ would look like
I never realized until now how much I wanted this.
>He doesn't know the joys of big brown butt in 2d or
I legit pity you
said the person who thinks that brown women are nasty
Oh the irony!!
This archetype has greatly confused me almost everytime i've encountered it, because most of the time I feel as though I REALLY like them, but at the same time I can't stomach them.
I can't really explain it, but I really wish I knew whether I genuinely do consider them waifu material or not.
Not even human, not even anime, not even
>the most obvious one hasn't been posted yet
I'm disappointed in you, /a/
I didn't realize until now, but she looks like a girl Chirico
AS fucked as 8Man is he has introspectively analyzed himself and goes on while acknowledging the consequences from living his life that way.
Yukino just doesn't care about what will happen to her relationships with other people but expects to reach her goals despite knowing she'll fail if she doesn't change. She is so wrecked.
Too alpha to limit her to one gender.
While I never opposed the idea of Ryuuko and Satsuki having lesbian incest scissoring, I do have a soft spot for Gama and Satsuki's relationship.
Are you me?
That pair is too perfect.
Then again almost everything with Satsuki is perfection
Anon, Satsuki would only marry a man who was strong enough, and ballsy enough, to make her stay home to take care of the kids while he works and makes money.
That man doesn't exist.
Best you can hope for is to join her legion of fuccbois.
>implying it's even a question
>I was the one who post images of Shino.
But I post images of Shino too in those threads.
>Her sister is banned from the fucking house, tho.
>Strong independent woman who don't need no man
But isn't the point of this whole thread about being their man?
I usually start out disliking them (almost every character listed in this thread I disliked at some point), but they grow on me over time and usually end up being my favourite character in their respective anime.
>weeks of recovery
Maybe for a c-section, but even then physical recovery doesn't take that long. Birthing children is physically taxing but anyone who wanted to go back to work could easily after two weeks or so. If they were dedicated I doubt it would take longer than a week. I had a tumour taken out of my kidney, first two days I was in bed floored by my PCA pump, then I just had to take a shit and they discharged me after I was able to walk and stopped bleeding, so a few days. I was off of work and pissing blood clots for the rest of the month but even after that huge surgery I was able to physically go to work after about two weeks I'd say, and my job at the time required a lot of standing. If I had an office job like I'd imagine most women have, sitting at a desk, I could have done it after a week. And that's after a major surgery that theoretically I easily could have been in the hospital bed for half a month and then at home for longer.
I think Yukino will achieve her goals in life alright (especially due to the limiters she puts on all of them to avoid conflict with her sister), but she will never be happy unless she changes.
I don't think such a man exists, anon.
But I don't want to work. But at the same time I don't want to take care of children.