ITT: girls are canon nonvirgins
>>123166628
how do you know virgin
>>123166651
>Daughter
Unless Jesus grew a vag she ain't a virgin.
My slutfu
>>123166651
Everyone is a virgin until proven otherwise
>>123166628
ITT: Log Horizon Tifa equivalents
Captcha: bytit
>ITT: Insert troll theme here
Theres like 5 of these threads up right now. Fuck off faggot.
Most of these whores.
>>123166628
Every hentai girl ever
>>123166804
>Most
Jill and Zola explored all their cavities.
>>123166628
>>123166992
I bet child birth was a real pain for her
>>123166628
>>123166701
welcome to the week in between seasons.
>>123166992
>42
Japan please
>>123167143
so they fucked in the last episode?
The thought of it still makes my dick hard. Even if she's worst girl.
>>123167069
Who the fuck is this weirdo?
>>123167228
Oof.
>>123167247
Yes.
>>123167318
>any idol in a non fully lesbian world
>not producer's dickslave
It can't be helped
>>123166628
Do you mean at the beginning, or at the end of a story?
Let's have a fun thread
>>123167568
explain
>>123167198
See, that picture's meant to be better than what actually happened, but it implies a family of dog wizards who are full of dogs and fire fully grown dogs out of their blood vessels.
>>123167591
I bet she's been walked home many times.
>>123167318
kyousuke picked the cream of the crop
>>123167591
didn't she lose it too someone before meeting araragi
>>123168364
Yep
>>123168364
Nah he got a shoe to the head
>>123166628
>>123166683
She could have adopted.
Not canon.
>>123167090
Or maybe the kid came out really tiny.
>>123168442
That. Also she could have gotten pregnant when being walked home gently. Not canon
>>123166688
>Everyone is a virgin until proven otherwise
That's wrong. The rule of thumb is that all anime girls are assumed to be pure kissless maidens until you're given a decent reason to doubt them (past boyfriend, implied sex, a little too knowledgeable/comfortable about sex) in which case they are then assumed to disgusting used goods whores that gargle semen for free until the status of their purity is clarified.
>>123167591
>tears her hymen on a gentle walk home.
This girl has become a legend.
>>123168501
Or she could have used in vitro fertilization. Not canon.
>>123168582
>if your posting on /a/ and you haven't fucked a virgin yet, you probably never will.
I think this view is unhealthy for weeaboos in general.
>>123168695
What the fuck are you talking about, did you post in the wrong thread?
>>123166804
Ange: maximum used goods
Hilda, Rosalie, Chris: Zola's fucgals, probably not a single orifice that she didn't devastate
Salia: Embryo's cumsock, maybe got prisonraped before because she's such a fucking victim
Ersha: talks about being a whore a lot. But I doubt she has all that much sex. Unless the lolies were actually her harem.
Vivian: Probably too naive for the concept of sex.
Momoka: Pure as freshly driven snow.
>>123168914
Confirmed on screen
>>123167349
A semen demon. Literally.
Also best girl
>>123167069
Retconned.
>>123167741
It was Foxworth
>>123170141
Im not mad with WA2, Im disappointed.
>>123166628
Does it count if they've only had sex once?
Never mind me
>>123175625
And yet, still pure.
Your mother
>>123166992
Actually, having a child does not necessarily mean that she had sex, only that semen managed to enter her vagina.
That would however mean that the warranty seal was still on during birth and the process would be like squeezing toothpaste out of the tube before ripping off the small seal
>>123175782
Universal miracles are like that. It probably has something to do with the VA's being married as well and the daughter being 11/10 adorable.
>>123175926
...when did he fuck the book?
>>123176708
It would seem these things are all connected.
>>123176708
perhaps purity is a more intangible thing
>>123176963
Obsessively masturbating over your waifu does not make you a non-virgin
>Most of /a/ does not understand this concept.
>>123166628
All
>>123167032
>>123175782
Sakura Haruno
>>123175836
>>123175903
Nice knowing people still remember vandread, good times
>>123177399
Who she fuck?
>>123177586
ol-twelve eyes
>thinking no one had groped those knockers
Has /a/ always been this pleb?
does rape count?
>>123177533
Pretty much all the girls in Naruto.
Except TenTen
>>123177713
Just cause she didn't become a baby mama don't mean she didn't fuck.
>>123170001
The question is, how hard? Was she able to walk for the next week?
>>123176632
Ever heard of c-section? You can cut open the toothpaste tube from the side and still have the seal on.
>>123177543
Of course!
>>123177623
To be fair, she keeps throwing it out there for Nozaki, but the dude just can't take a hint. Still a virgin, but not for lack of trying.
>>123169116
>Ange
>Pissed herself
Why even mention that, it's 100% meaningless
Rei
>>123178585
Pure girls don't urinate all over themselves.
>>123167333
Not cool, anon
>>123178230
but that ruins the tube
>>123167247
Wasn't even the last episode, it was like episode 18.
>>123176314
My dad is a motherfucker. He can't deny it.
>Kanami wants to stay in the database and have adventures for the rest of her life with her daughteru
I'm fully convinced she should be the MC of this series now
>>123180408
does he use her hand to jack off?
>>123180568
you'll need to read the doujin to find out
S3 announcement when?
>>123180796
I think it's hilarious that people think that this bitch who got raped by a flock of pigeons is "pure"
>>123166992
>Next chapter never
;_;
>>123179213
The tube can be stitched back together and then heated/cauterized to fuse properly. Won't be as strong as before & it'll leave a scar but it'll be functional.
>>123181016
They don't make any move for her crotch. She's safe.
>>123181207
>this denial
Enjoy your salmonella
>>123167591
How the hell do i convince my friend that they fucked? His arguments are "Senjougahara was just trolling Araragi as always", "Araragi wakes up at his house in the next scene, so they can't have fucked" and "Unless it's literally written in the light novel that they fuck i won't belive it."
>>123167089
HAHA IT'S FUNNY
BECAUSE IT WASN'T
BECAUSE HE GOT ANALLY RAPED AS A CHILD
>>123176632
>>123178230
>>123179213
>>123181067
y'all thinking too hard bout toothpastes
thers things that ain't supposed to be going together and toothpastes and childbirth are one of em
>>123167797
>Implying the ability to spaghetti puppies from your fingertips at high speed isn't a positive thing
What counts as not being a virgin?
>>123183326
Full vaginal intercourse.
>>123182733
But that's why it was funny.
>>123182803
RRRG and Bee didn't need toothpaste.
>>123182519
Tell him to quit projecting his forever virgin status, maybe? They fug. A lot. Anyone who knows people who have actually fugged each other knows that those two are in that category. It's just fact.
inb4 canon. It's not even imagination to make this leap. It's not even ambiguous. SHAFT is just stingy and aren't going to show it.