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>Araragi states numerous times that Hanekawa is the perfect

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>Araragi states numerous times that Hanekawa is the perfect women
>only ever says he likes Senjougahara for her abrasive bitch personality
Remind me again, why does Araragi put up with crab? She's pretty shit.
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He loves the Crab more than the Cat. That's it.
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Araragi likes anal.
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>>122989838
But she is unlovable. She has zero redeeming qualities. Her biggest pro is loyalty, and that's not even unique when you compare her to the other girls.
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>>122989905
stop trying to force your ideals on others. he loves hitagi more than cat, and that's that.
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>>122989765
crab is crap
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Araragi is a captain save a ho and has a hero complex. Crab has issues and needs 'saving'.
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>>122989905
It is almost as if the thought of another person liking something you don't distresses you.
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>>122989947
Nobody likes crab for a reason.

Nobody but Araragi.
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>>122989765
Well, Crab lets him walk her home gently.
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>mfw low-test betas like the abrasive attitude of crab
>mfw high-test alphas like cat
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>>122990003
Alphas like Monkey or Snake.
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>>122989975
I like crab. Her abrasive attitude hiding a broken person makes me smile.
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>>122989765
u mad?
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>>122990060
Nobody in the monogatari world, I mean. She is human repellant.

Of course masochistic turds on the internet would be turned on by crab. That's a given.
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>>122990051
Alphas like 3D women. Betas like chinese cartoon girls.
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>>122989765
Because Araragi was worthless virgin who thought no girls love him so when a girl wants to be his gf, he immediately ok with it and stuck with her till now because he knows if he dump her he'll be in deep shit. Araragi now just cope with her regretting his past decision.
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>>122990003
>>122990051
Fags, alphas prefer Bat.
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>>122990109
I like her like I like legos, something that I can put back together however I want.
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>>122990109
You haven't actually watched the series, have you?
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>>122990051
rapists like snake
Cucks and betas like crab
Gays like monkey
Fuckboys like cat
Pedophiles like snail
Beta pedophiles like bat
Any questions?
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>>122990290
I've seen Bake and Nise.
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>>122990321
Yes. This >>122990112
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>>122990334
Watch those again, take notes, then continue the series.
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>>122990400
I shouldn't have to rewatch something to improve my first impression of a character. That character is obviously shit.
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>>122990321
Your list is woefully incomplete. Is there ever going to be a sequel?
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>>122990443
There will be a kickstarter
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>>122990321
How come fuckboys like cat?
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>>122990430
It's almost like characters might change with time.
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>>122990430
No, you just have a shit attention span.
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B-but hanekawa is mentally ill and has a demon cat possessed her body. Crab is a normal girl after Hitagi Crab shit.
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>>122990495
>>122990505
Post evidence or stop bullying me. I'm not just gonna take your word for it and I'm not rewatching something without a good reason. That's time spent.
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butthurt crab faggots he is right crab is fucking shit
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>>122990430
>Only watching Monogatari once.

I really hope this isn't true.
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>>122990161
>I like her like I like legos

Sounds like you're just autistic.
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>>122990534
This is your good reason, fuccboi.
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>>122990518
>wanting a normal girl

Araragi confirmed for shit taste
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>>122989905
Are you ten?
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>>122990534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0KMYVJRaBY
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>>122990586
>Nisio confirmed for shit taste
FTFY
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>>122989905
Hitagi is the first to admit her feelings to Koyomi, and thus wins. I think some anon said that if Hanekawa did that, he might be with her instead
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>>122990654
Did she smear his dick with chocolate?
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>>122989905
Requesting the webm in which she feeds him the chocolate. Hanekawa can't compete with that.
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>>122990756
see >>122990654
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>>122990586
>shit taste
>is into anal
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I'd ask why does Crab put up with arararararagi, instead.
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>>122989765
Because Hanekawa is fucked up and is otherwise incapable of acting like a real human being.
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This show sure sounds deep. Relationships and all...
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>>122990990
at the end of Zoku she says she gets wet by the fact that Araragi is almost always so close to cheating. She has an NTR fetish
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>>122990700
I'm sure she did.

>>122991054
Nah, it's more about smearing dicks with chocolate.
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>>122989765
> Remind me again, why does Araragi put up with crab?
Araragi is an idiot that’s stuck in his puberty.
His libido, repressed by the strict Japanese mentality, forces him to imagine a juvenile girl who he fondles whenever he wants in his ‘dreams’ throughout the series, except the last ones when he gets used to it. One of his little sisters would appreciate his intentions, but not the harsh way he does it. Thus Araragi’s sexual energy has no ventage, and that probably makes him masturbate 17 times per day, leaving him exhausted so much that he can’t act properly in new series, which makes Shaft postpone Kizu yet longer and longer.
Hanekawa said that she’ll hate him forever if he uses the ticket to touch her breasts, while Hitagi told him she’d change his diapers. Just imagine what it looked like in semen-intoxified Araragi’s brain.
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>>122990654
>deredere
ehhh.
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>>122991077
It's honestly the only explanation left.
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>>122991138
She likes the fact that he's so close to cheating but still chooses her in the end.

>>122991099
>ventage
>intoxified
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>>122990051
Makes sense. The explains a lot about the fans too, alphas are always fighting each other for dominance.
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>>122990321
What if I like Kiss Shot
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>>122991174
That seems one step to downright NTR fetish.
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>>122991217
You're still a beta for liking chinese cartoon girls
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>>122991217
You are a man of great taste
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>>122989765

Because Crab x Araragi is FORCED Pairing. Yep, you read it right. Author just forced a shitty pairing just because
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>>122990321
what if i like everyone?
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Because crab is flawed, human and interesting.

Likeable? Fuck no.
But if I was in the shoes of Araragi, I wouldn't pick the literal "perfect girl". It's not only suspicious, but it gets old fast.
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>>122991324
Then you are beyond help you Rapist-Cuck-Gay-Fuckboy-Pedophile-Beta
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>>122989765
He's a masochist and crab is a sadist. Hanekawa is a normalfag.
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>>122990321
What does "fuckboy" mean?
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>>122991174
>>ventage
>>intoxified
Hormones tend to affect the whole human body, brain included. The more you know…
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>>122991422
It means pussy.
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>>122990551
I like broken things that I can rebuild how I like.
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>>122991281
You're a forced retard.
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>>122991281
>The fucking author
>Forced
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>>122991077
It's the most idiotic shit I have seen.
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>>122990321
Well I guess that according to this anon, i am a full ledge raging gay.
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>still no decent Tsuki subs
>still no decent Expelled from Paradise subs
>still no Moretsu subs

Fansubbing is dead.
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Repent, and our savior will forgive you.
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>>122991951
>implying you would even tell the difference between "decent" subs and HS
kek
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>>122992205
>hardsubbed shit
>better than literally anything
Ayy.
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>>122992258
You what
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>>122991984
Why don't you try worshipping an actual God instead?
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>>122989989
god damn spoiler tag that lewdness
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>>122992753
>Derpy god.
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>>122992812
There's nothing wrong with a god that derps out sometimes.
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I'm just here to say Cat a shit.
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>>122992907
Thanks for the daily reminder.
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>>122992753
>god
>posting picture of snake
Hachikuji is superior, anon.
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It's destiny
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>>122993424
I couldn't agree more
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Is she the biggest cuck in anime?
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>>122993652
No, that's Guts.
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>>122993652
You don't know what cuck means.
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>>122993652
Does she enjoy it? She did want monkey to tease RRRG in Bakemono.
Nah I guess she just enjoys thinking what face RRRG would make if she caught him in something like that. Old Gahara at least.
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>>122993761
>Araragi goes through the series kissing a lot of girls including his sister

How is she not a cuck?
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>>122993652
she has made it pretty clear that if araragi ever actually does cheat on her, she will kill him, the person he cheats with, and herself.

so no
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>>122993892
Unless your significant other fucks someone else you can not be a cuck.
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>>122991332
>I wouldn't pick the literal "perfect girl"
>perfect
You can't be serious, Hanekawa is so far ahead in the broken person race.
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>>122993969
>because kissing on the other hand, is daijoubu
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>>122994021
Never said it is. But don't throw the word "cuck" around if you don't know what it means.
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>>122993644
Why is she holding those balloons?
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>>122989765
>yfw you realize that crab is actually full dere
>the only tsundere in the series is snail

Official god tier ranking snake>bat >mumaragi>ougi>bee=monkey=phoenix>corpse>snail>cat>crab
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>>122990534
>picks a fight
>gets called a shitter
>stop bullying me :(
You do know that people find different things attractive right? I loved crab when reading bake
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>>122993995
Perfect and completely broken, what a combination.
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>fast paced power point presentation: The anime

Poor Hanekawa, she is too perfect even for Araragi and he knows it.
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>>122994164
p-good taste, but I'd still place snail a lot higher than that. She may be tsundere, but she's still really loving and fun. There are basically no scenes with Snail that aren't memorable
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>>122994401
Snail is best girl. You don't need to make excuses for her.
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Hanekawa is as shit as they come. Literally can't get any worse than her.
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>>122994650
Black Hanekawa is god tier in Kuro though
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Finally, a cat thread.
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>>122954421
>faggots not checking the catalog again

Why.
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>>122994968
That's a fire sisters thread you retard.
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>>122994866
You mean Shiro? I think she's great in both though.
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Hey guys calm down.
Loli Hanekawa is the best.

https://youtu.be/q46jxuLwXvA
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>>122994650
She's not nearly as bad as Snake
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>>122994164
>you realize that crab is actually full dere
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Even imouto agrees
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>>122993969
Even that isn't sufficient to be a cuck. A cuck is someone who remains in a relationship with their significant other after finding out they are unfaithful.

It's also used on places like /pol/ to refer to white men that marry outside of their race and adopt non-white children, even if there are no signs of infidelity.
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>>122990321
>cuck
wellmemedmyfriend.jpg
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>>122995019
>making multiple threads about the same series

You could've just waited until that one died out, retard.
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>>122994164
>>122995099
She is now.

>To put it simply, Senjougahara Hitagi has turned dere.

>Completely dere.

>To the point where even Karen can't match up to her in terms of dere.

Look up cetranslation snippet of nisemonogatari. 4chan won't let me link.
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Araragi is just afraid that Crab will staple his balls to his eyelids. He then subconsciously mistakes this fear for love. Classic Stockholm Syndrome.

Cat best girl.
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>>122989765
Araragi has inferiority complex.
In his mind, he'll never be good enough partner for Hanekawa
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>>122989765
If love was logical it wouldnt be love.
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>>122989765
It's really simple, but no one ever seems to understand the point of *monogatari. Hopefully we all at least realize that the "abberations" are literary incarnations of mental illnesses.
Araragi's vampirism is a sex/porn addiction. He is almost over it, and not getting involved physically with Hanekawa is a big part of maintaining that. He says himself, as you point out, that Hanekawa is his ideal woman. The problem is that he would lose all the self control he has built up if he became involved with her.

There's another side of this, though. Araragi has developed a femdom fetish that only Senjougahara can satisfy. By dominating him, she satisfies his urges in a healthy way that doesn't cause a relapse. He has learned to enjoy having his sexuality controlled by someone else, because on his own he can't really control himself.
Senjougahara and Araragi are literally a perfect couple even though both of them are far from perfect as individuals. I think the depiction of their relationship is actually quite an achievement. It's the most believable case of "destined lovers" I've ever seen, because it actually makes me understand why they are perfect for each other without requiring them to be fairy tale princes and princesses.
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Crab too good. Best girl.

All the monogatari girls are top tier though. The reason Crab wins is because she saves herself rather than Araragi doing all the work, as well has having chemistry with Shuraragi.

Snail and Crab have the most chemistry with Araragi and are best girls
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>>122995435
>Araragi has developed a femdom fetish that only Senjougahara can satisfy.

"femdom" is a bit too much. She doesn't even berate him like she used to do before anymore. Bitch got domesticated after she took his D.
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>>122995483
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>>122995483
>Snail and Crab are the best girls
My negro amigo
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>>122995435
Psychological moments in monogatari are undeniable but your interpretation of the whole thing is just absurd.
The series is basically the author's delusion of what his world would be if he ever encounters such psychological enigma in his life. Same goes to his other logical reasoning/deduction based novels.
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>>122995483
Really though, cat is also better off without Shuraragi. Just look at her interactions with Kaiki when she's doing her own thing.
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>>122995571
Over time Araragi and Senjougahara mature as people and mellow out. Characters in *monogatari have never been static. By now Araragi doesn't require nearly so much force to keep himself in line. But the time he and Senjougahara shared has brought them even closer, much more so than he could be with anyone else.

However, it's still good for him to know that Senjougahara would literally kill him rather than let him be with someone else. It prevents a relapse. Like a recovered alcoholic, he can never go back.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Monogatari_episodes

Jesus Christ, I didn't know there was so much left to watch! I've only seen Bakemonogatari and Nisemonogatari.

HYPE
Y
P
E

I've got to finish Kill la Kill first though, I don't like watching more than one series at a time.
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>>122995483
Monkey does have great chemistry with RRG too. She's her bro
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>>122995483
Why the ones who have best interactions with Araragi are your best girls? Are people enjoying their best girl being groped and fucked by him?
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Crab is simply the best. Behind her strong exterior there's a fragile girl that just wants to be loved and dominated.

Also she is dependable and cares about those she loves. The way she declares what she needs or wants makes my heart penis twitch. When she confessed her love I got goosebumps and startend feeling hot and cold... Crab is a gift to us filthy 3D pigs.
Thank you based Shaft.

Thank you based kami-sama.
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>>122995755
>However, it's still good for him to know that Senjougahara would literally kill him rather than let him be with someone else

Why does she let him cuck her with other girls if that is true?
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>>122995694
I'm not sure what you mean. I agree that the series is the author's exploration of abnormal psychology with fanciful manifestations, but it looks like our point of departure is on what Araragi's ailment was before he "recovered from beimg a vampire." Myself and many others seem to agree that Araragi's internal struggle has something to do with repressing his sex drive. Since Araragi's vampirism was certainly an abberation, it seems clear that its psychological counterpart would be the main struggle in Araragi's mind.
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>>122995899
Because there is never any risk of him leaving her. The point is that she is in control of how he can express his sexuality. She's not tryimg to torture him by preventing him from even flirting, for gods sake! He has just agreed that she should be the one holding the keys in case he can't trust his own judgement. Essentially Senjougahara is his moral canary. As long as she is around, Araragi can believe in his own sense of right and wrong.
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>>122995483
Finally someone gets it
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>>122995916
>internal struggle
>sex drive
Not by far. Araragi was just playing around with his sisters and Hachikuji, judging by the nuances Nisio left in his writings. If he ever have that struggle, he would have lose his cool when being left alone with Ougi in the classroom that evening. Like I said, while you are free to interpret the whole thing to your like, the actual thing doesn't come intact with your deduction for the characters.

Also, this what happens when Shaft omit that one Araragi's remark on his relationship with the girls from Kabuki anime. Casual people will never learn about his thought on those waifus.
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>>122995295
sure buddy
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>>122995687
>best girl
Indeed
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>>122995687
Can monkeyfags please stop shitting up every gatari thread?
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>>122989765
Because crabs keep pulling you back in when you try to escape.
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>Cat thread
>Uncontrollable shitposting
Sasuga Cat-fags.
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>>122995295
Do they ever explain why they didn't just feed the snake talisman to snail and turn her into a god?
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>>122997074
but 89ji does turn into a god later on
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>>122997074
Snail was gone before the talisman ever made its way to RRRG.

Also, I think there needs to be a special procedure to turn one type of kaii into another. There didn't need to be with Snake because she was a normal human to start out with.
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While reading another Nisio book I realized that the situation described was very similar to that of Araragi and Hanekawa at the end of Neko Black. Basically it comes down to this.

>Hanekawa can't save herself
>Hanekawa didn't even seem to want to save herself, didn't even ask for help.
>If she were to become Araragi's girlfriend Araragi wouldn't be able to not help her so she would never have to face her problems by herself.

In other words: You have to love yourself in order for someone else to love you.
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>>122997031
Wow, she doesn't even remotely look like the same character there. Why can't SHAFT stay on model?
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>>122995054
oh yes, I got them mixed up

I really like Black Hanekawa, but I like her best when she's started to work alongside Hanekawa rather than just fucking shit up for stress release. Before that she was cute and hot, after that she was cute, hot and likable.

Hanekawa got more likable too after she merged with Black Hanekawa, but she's still not as likable.
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>>122995916
>>122996352
To add to this, you'll see that RRRG's central conflict has to do with the value of the individual vs the collective in Owari.
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>>122990112
get raus
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>>122993691
I don't think Guts enjoyed getting cucked. A cuck is only a cuck if he/she likes it.
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>>122989905
I think he enjoys the pseudo torture. Like when she's got him locked up and is tormenting him with the water once he knows Karen is in danger he breaks the fucking chains like a boss.

He enjoys that shit. Some guys are just like that I guess.
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>>122989765
Because Crab would be okay with him fucking Cat.
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>>122997348
While I agree about Shaft being inconsistent I don't see any problem with that pic except for the hair color
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>>122997031
she looks like nadeko here
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>>122997600
I actually thought she Hotaru from Non Non Biyori from the thumbnail. There's something weird about her face too. It just doesn't look right.
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>>122997793
*she was
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>>122993691
>Get up
>Disregard your fucking arm
>All for the chance to kill the asshole
>Cuck

Yeah, no.
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>>122996649
>shitting up the thread with best girl
I'm just improving the thread's general quality.
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>>122998030
can't you just post her without shitting everywhere

here, have a peace offering
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What's with this grudge beween catfags and monkeyfags
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>>122997125
Is it really her though?
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>>122998180
It's usually more a grudge between monkey and snake fags

Snake best
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Has there been a single day since Nise aired that /a/ hasn't had a Monogatari thread?
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>>122995483
>The reason Crab wins is because she saves herself
To be fair, all of them do eventually. Araragi can't actually save any of them, so all girls other than Hitagi end up having more than one arc in order for them to clear up their own problem, even if doing so requires some assistance.
Hitagi was just the only one who did it immediately.
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>>122999366
rrrg isn't man enough to take a girl with issues and baggage. Gotta play it safe, no fun, no fun at all.
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>>122991099
Coffee Man was the only best part of that shit season.

And cat is best girl.
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>>122999247
We're just emulating the Nip's taste. Mono is currently still the most popular series in Japan I believe.
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>>122989765
Because a relationship with cat would be boring and uneventful. hanekawa working through her issues without getting what she wants is what created her interesting character moments.
Senjougahara's wild gyration between tenderness and callous brutality on the other hand creates enjoyable situations almost whenever she's on screen.

At least in the anime (haven't read the source material) it was made pretty clear that the characters can be whatever the author wants them to be at any given time so Ararararara puts up with whatever the author believes to be best for the show.
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Watched the entirety of this overrated pseudo-intellectual faggot franchise because the visuals were enough to carry me through the absolutely pointless Nisioisin verbal diarrhea self-fellatio dialogue

Determined crab was worst girl, could not understand the appeal. Araragi is just a beta cuck who puts up with her retarded shit even though he essentially has a harem
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>>123000405
2deep4u
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>>123000405
>I'm just too smart for a chinese cartoon with light philosophical themes
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>>123000405
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>>122999474
He put up with crab issues for a while before she went dere:
>For example, she will call me randomly without rhyme or reason (even though she used to reject my calls depending on her mood). She will mail me messages with emoticons in them (even though all she had done till then was to send me spam). She even addresses me by a really cute nickname (even though my nicknames were nothing more than all sorts of venomous words by her). However, all of that is just the beginning.

>She will no longer crush flowers when she sees them.

>Nor will she step on insects.

>She will not start her sentences with harsh words.

>She will honestly praise the good and beautiful things that she sees.

>The way in which she uses stationery has changed back to the way it should be.

>And of course, that does not apply for only the stationery. She'd take out the fruit peeler in an attempt to peel my skin off should I say anything bad about the dishes she made — she no longer does things like that as well.
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>>123000405
Why are using all these buzzwords to get your point straight?
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>>122999141
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>>123000405
>the show is pseudo-intellectual because it uses entry level philosophy

Don't be angry because you are too retarded to be able to understand even that.
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>>123000405
nice meme anon
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>>123001853
>"I'm being retarded and you can't stop me"

We didn't want to anyway.
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>>123001853
>baited

But anon you were the one who got baited into my bait
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>>123001853
simply ebin
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>>123001953
>>123001947
>>123001909

What was the post?
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>>123002038
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>>123002038
a really terrible "lol I trolled you" post
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>>123002038
A genuine intellectual jewel.
>>123002099
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Well, Senjougahara is pretty sexy
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>>123003807
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>this thread
If Senjougahara is a cuck, then what are the other girls?
Well meme'd, my friends.
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>>122991884

You are now my fav person here.
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>>122989765
No one is blaming Gorespammer for monogatari threads now.

Have we reached a new age?
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>>122989765
He loves the big fat cat tats but likes everything about crab.
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>>122990534
>stop bullying me
>>122990551
>calls another anon autistic
>>122990109
>calls people masochistic turds

you're a special kind of person anon
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>>122997586
*Shinobu breaks the chain
The point still stands, but one has got to correct when one has got to correct.
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>>123004067
Not cucks because none of them are in a real relationship with Araragi.
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>>123004979
>Only one confirmed to have consensual sex with rrrrgi is Crab
>The others aren't cucks
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Why does no one know what cuck means?
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>>123005101
That's the fate of every single buzzword.
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>>123005028
You don't understand do you. The other girls are just having an affair with him. Hitagi is the one getting the cuck horns.
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>>123005185
Girls can't be cucks. They are called cuckqueans.
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The only person in this series that is even close to being a cuck is Shinobu.
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>>122990679

this

hanekawa had way more opportunity
>inb4 its the guy thats supposed to man up and court

ragi is betamax internally
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>>123005326
He proposed.
She denied.
Her loss.
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>>122989765
She have weapons and isn't afraid of using them
>>122990321
So, japan is full of rapists?
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>>123005185
No, you don't understand the term. Cuckold implies that the person is ok with their significant other fucking another person. The ones that seem in such a position is the rest of the harem.
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>>122989765
Read Kizu
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>>123005422
But he would had walked her home roughly. Cat is for tender loving.
>>123000569
My sides
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>>123005500
No. That's the fetish. Cuckold = Someone with an adulterous wife/husband.
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>>123005456
>So, japan is full of rapists?
with good taste I might add
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>>122990321
>gays like monkey

Objection
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>>123005686
How is she so lewd and innocent at the same time?
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>>123005771
Two sides of the same coin. Ever had an intimate moment with a girl that's shy in public?
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>>123005800
I've never talked to a girl who's shy in public, I'm too shy to approach them.
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>>123005800
>Ever had an intimate moment with a girl
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>>122989765
>loving someone just because they are perfect
Anon, you love someone despite their flaws not because they have none.
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>>122989765
Because Senjogahara for him, and Hanekawa is for the audience.
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How does Snake's haircut even works? Are there any real life examples of people with pasta-like hair strands like that? I'm assuming it wouldn't be possible without using sprays or some shit.
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>>123005800
>Ever had an intimate moment with a girl
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>>123005884
>>123005874

Well, fuck.
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Cos of dat shaft neck.
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>>122990874
Heh, good catch.
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>>123005935
They are just dreadlocks with a different shape. If Snake was a real girl she would be one of those smelly hippies like pic related who never wash their hair in order to maintain it.
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>>122990874
When did this come up?
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>>123006479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kctbgczbyb0
An oldie but a goodie.
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>>122989765
Crab has sufficient pity points to compete with Cat, and Hanekawa only tried to play after she already lost.
Also, RRRgi isn't a prick, like OP, so he's not going to break up with the girl as lonely as him who asked him out.

Why do you even care about this?
You should be focused on character development and seeing how the girls become able to deal with life without RRRgi .

That's why he started dating Crab at the very beginning, so you wouldn't even have to worry about who wins or loses.
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Best
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Even Crab agrees that Hane's Kawas are superior.
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>>123006949
>you will never sleep on Cat's tits

Why live.
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>>123006949
Did they smell each other farts? That's a common occurence when two people share a bed.
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Now that I'm thinking about it:

All apparitions seen thus far are thrown into a deathmatch: Who wins?

If they possess someone assume that they are in through that person (so the Cat has Hanekawa's body to use, etc.). No anti-apparition swords either.
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>>123008570
Kissshot can look at any other apparition and they'll die.
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Hanekawa was better with long hair and glasses. Prove me wrong, faggots. Oh wait, you can't.
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>>123008753
You're absolutely right
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>>123008833
Loli cat is best cat
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>>123008833
Loli cat a qt.
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>>123008753
>tripfag with shit taste

Not surprising.

Her short fluffy hair looks a lot cuter, specially Black Hanekawa's. She's one of the few girls that pulls short hair just fine.
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>>123010074
Terrible taste, pls.
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>>123008753
Worst taste. This is the only time her hair should be long.
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>>122990003
Alpha's 100% prefer Cat. That sharp knife in her head doesn't scare us in the least.
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>>123010166
Black Hane is best cat.
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>>123010166
Disgusting.
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>>123008753
Final form hanekawa with glasses might be the best potential hanekawa, although we don't see it in the series.
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>>123010278
No need to state the obvious.
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>>123010389
I'm intrigued to say the least.
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>>123010389
Oh but we will Anon.
We will.
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>>122990874
maybe her butt feels good.
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>>123010665
That art is just bad.
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Hanekawa is literally made for breeding.
10/10 perfection.
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>>123010762
From what?
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>>122990321
Jokes on you there is only Gaen Izuko
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>>123010908
My Nigga.
Real men know a real woman when they see her.
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>>122990151
>Bat
>Dominant. selfish, and sadistic
>alpha

Batfags are just pedophiles who want to be dominated by their loli-vampire overlords.
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Reminder.
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>>123011031
Was that supposed to be Araragi? He has a nice butt.
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>>123011125
It's her stepdad raping her.
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>>123011271
>Piss Piss!
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>>123010968
>you'll never have a loli-vampire-overlord give up her immortality and status as a god to spend the remaining centuries of her life in your bicycle basket as you ride around post-apocolyptic japan
why even live
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>>123011498
Choosing love over power...
She has a good heart.

Also great taste in desert.
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>>123010765
That's fanart for you.
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>>123011271
She wasn't raped by her stepdad. He just hit her a couple of times. She says she's a virgin in Kizu.
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>>123011702
They need to fucking fuck. I'm tired of seeing Hanekawa sprawled out in post masturbation obscenity. Not really, but they should still fuck.

I think Kanbaru is smarter than she appears when she says she thinks Araragi is going to marry her.
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>>123011627
>Also great taste in desert.
But muffins are the apex of deserts.
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>>123011800
>He thinks Kanbaru is right.
>He ignores what Araragi said.
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>>123011031
>>123011271
>>123011702
It's Araragi, anon. She wanted to get fucked by him.
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>>123011677
You know the character designer is good in Monogatari when fanart that strays from the original design is almost never as good.
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>>123012114
I suppose that's true.
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>>123011677
That's not an excuse to save shit fanart though. No one is forcing you to do that.
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>>123012582
That's not a good example.
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>>123011924
kanbaru thinkgs he would be better with cat
both the sisters were suprised he wasnt dating cat
cat threatens to go out with araragi and scares crab that way
like everyone knows they would be better together
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>>123013376
When the sisters were surprised, they didn't know that Crab existed. Kanbaru is still a lesbo who wants Crab. Cat got turned down so I guess she has to go out with me then.
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>>123013365
Actually, it's better than that one.
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>>123013376
Araragi probably would have ended up with cat if Neko Kuro hadn't happened. He was seriously considering whether or not he was in love with her at the beginning and he was really disillusioned when he realized that Black Hanekawa was just as much Hanekawa as the normal one.

I'm not sure if it's just because of the disillusionment or something more complicated that he declares that he doesn't love her at the end of Neko Kuro.
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>>123013499
Not really.
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>>123013376
Over the course of the SS these views that other characters had on the Araragi/Hitagi relationship change.

Hanekawa herself mentions while she's spending time with Crab how she now understands why she's capable of dating someone like Araragi (Which give a hint on her own inferiority complex).
Tsukihi then mentions how Crab is the ideal girlfriend for Araragi and then Kaiki finally says how Araragi is the one who is good for Gahara.

Even if there was not a single interaction between Crab and Ararargi for the entirety of the SS, these little snippets from other characters show that they compliment each other pretty well.
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>>123013533

Actually, the words he used was that it was better that way for him to "not love her". He, like she, didn't have the courage to step up and they danced around each other. See the commentary for Tsubasa Cat.

There was also him being flustered and wondering what type of guy she likes in Bake. There was also the part where he didn't fight back against her kissing him, despite having a girlfriend.

So the truth of the matter is that he does love Hitagi NOW more than he loves her. But he still does love her. That is irrefutable. Their relationship changed over the course of the series, but it never stops being strong.

There was an aside in Owari that the guy literally grabs her legs and bawls like a baby at the airport begging her not to leave when she takes her trip around the world.
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>>123014872
>There was an aside in Owari that the guy literally grabs her legs and bawls like a baby at the airport...
Yeah, I've heard about the scene and I want to see it animated.

Basically, he still 'loves her' in the sense that he's attracted to her (not just physically) and it could become a romance if he didn't resist his feelings. But after Neko Black he makes a conscious effort not to let it come to fruition.

It always bothered me how RRRG is a classic 'dense protagonist' in Tsubasa cat, but his denseness also comes from missing signs you normally wouldn't because he tries not regard her romantically.
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>>123010908
>>123010958
Superior Taste. You two are indeed my brothers.
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>>122990321
why do rapists like the best girl
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>>123015123
That ueda style is so good. Also, can't wait to see more of Gaen in Owari.
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>>123015372
I can't wait for her and Kiss-shot to become the best of friends. It's just not a nice relationship when Gaen is the one being relied on. It creates "Bad Balance" ya know?
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All girls are best girl, except snake who is shit.
Bat is best of the best.
Prove me wrong. You can't.
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>>123015508
I wonder what other words she'll think 'sound dirty.'
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Crab is interesting to watch.
Unlike Hanekawa.
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>>123015717
I wonder if the "Muchi Muchi" "Family Hate" thing is endemic to everyone in that family.
I am going to enjoy it so much if Tooe turns out to have the exact same trait of finding certain words to be "naughty"
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>>123010616
nyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanya
>>
Hanekawa's perfection is a character flaw
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>>123011917
Muffins are a breakfast item you fucking dipshit
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>>123015830
Crab is not as interesting as her alter ego though.
>>
I want to get drunk with bat and monkey. It would be fun as fuck and probably end in a rad casual 3-way.
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>>123015830
I agree.

>>123016108
Nah

>>123015552
But Snail is best

And cat a shit.
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>>123016130
There would be copious amounts of hugging.

Tell me, anon. Do you have the fortitude to withstand that many hugs?
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>>123016108
Basically.

Black cat>Crab>Cat
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>>122989765
Blame Tsukihi for ruining any chance of Araragi and Hanekawa getting together. Phoenix a shit.
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>>123010908
>>123010958
>>123015123
>>123015372
>>123015508
>>123015717
>>123015895

I wonder how many nudes Gaen takes with her 70 phones.
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>>123016215
I'd hug.
I'd hug all the gataris so fucking hard.
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>>123016447
I bet she accidentally sends them to her entire network of exorcists on occasion.
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>>123016466
Good answer. Nearly 100% correct.

>>123016447
She wouldn't lower herself to taking nude selfies.
She'd obviously get them professionally done by someone who owes her a favor.
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>>123016580
Tadatsuru just deletes the pictures since Gaen isn't man-made.
Yozuru saves it as blackmail so that she can get Gaen off her shit once in a while.
Meme just ignores the photo and never mentions it again but he "forgets" to delete them.
Kaiki obviously denies fapping to them and pretending that Izuko is a Fake Tooe and as such as good as the real thing.
>>
What does it say about me if I'm a female and crab is my favorite?
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>>123016692
>as good as the real thing.
You mean better. Or maybe it's an exception because it's Tooe. Or maybe not because he doesn't like things that are irreplaceable.
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>>123016708
I'd say you being female is irrelevant and bringing it up out of the blue is only attention seeking
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>>123016751
Can't be better than the Tooe OG. Even Kaiki has to admit in that case, the real is better than the fake.
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>>122990545

Have you sucked Nisio's cock today?
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>watch monogatari when it first aired
>go back and rewatch it later on
>suddenly realize I somehow skipped the end of the hanekawa arc when it first aired (where she absorbs the tiger)
>mfw
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>>122994195

Only makes her perfecter. Let us delight in the Catekawa.
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>>123008753

Fucking God, muh dick.
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>>123005935
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>>123016797
S/he means Crab is likeable to both gender without using her sex appeal.
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>>123010958
that tight body goddamn
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>>123016088
so are donuts....
>>
Devil comes and goes.
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>>123006882
I don't see what the point of showing him die at the end Hitagi End was if they're going to show he lives just a few episodes later. It's even worse in the books, since Suruga Devil was released before Hitagi End. Why care about anything that happens in the 3rd season at all? We already know that RRRG won’t become a vampire, that his family and girlfriend will be safe and that Shinobu is still with him. There’s no tension, no real risk or danger at all.

We also know that Ougi doesn't get his/her ass kicked and that's the biggest crime of all.
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>>123016088
eating a muffin is nutritionally the same as eating a mouthfull of sugar though
who has that for breakfast?
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>>123018932
>nutritionally
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>>123017470
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