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Tell me /a/, is Ciel the baddest motherfucker who ever lived?
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>>122966956
Nope.
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No, it's me.
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>>122966956
no but she's cute so it's okay
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>>122966956
First of all, she doesn't die even if you kill her.
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Oh goddammit this fucker is back again
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>>122966956
As you can probably tell from the OP pic, Ciel works for the church. But Ciel isn't some little boy molesting, senile old man. Do you know how Ciel spreads the good news? With a pile bunker that would normally take seven healthy men to lift.
That's right: she preaches with a steel column inserted hydraulically into the chests of heretics. How does she do this? Because she's Ciel.
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>>122966956
Yes, he is
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>>122966956
In case you're thinking "Well this is all cool, but I'm sure a magus would easily destroy her one way or another", let me tell you something about Ciel: she is one of the most powerful magi in the world. Why doesn't she use magic instead of a conceptual weapon or impossible to hold "swords" then? Because it would be too damn easy.
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>>122966956
I want her to tell me about Jesus Christ.
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>>122966956
Now we all make a lot of noise about how cool it is to not care: to be impressively indifferent to events which would make weaker men wet themselves. But have you ever wondered what it's like to TRULY give not a single fuck?
There's only one woman who knows, and her name is Ciel.
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Sho'nuff is the baddest mofo
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>>122966956
This all pretty impressive but I know what you're thinking: Immortality? Implausible strength? Sounds pretty trite.
Well not only is Ciel constantly punishing heretic scum and laughing in the face of death, she's also your cute senpai, working for your good when you're not looking and always there to offer you emotional support in times of crisis.
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>>122966956
But she's dead.
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>I see. How about her proportions, then? I've heard some startling rumors about Ciel...
>Nasu You can fit three curry buns in there.
>Ooh, so if you can brave that evil eye then you can eat some curry?
>Takeuchi To me, Arc has the most curvaceous body.
>So then is Akiha the flattest?
>Takeuchi Akiha's an A cup, HisuKoha are C cups. Ciel and Arc are E cups. But you know, Ciel's true best point is her ass.
>Nasu I agree again! You are indeed the man who has full reign over the heroine's measurements... really, though? Ciel's ass?
>Takeuchi ...let's just say she has child-bearing hips.
>Nasu Oh wait, now we know the charm points of all the heroines.
>Takeuchi Not really her ass, more her entire posterior! It makes you say "Damn, look at what she's got down there."
>Nasu ......Oh no, you might have really hit something there for me. Your stocks are
going way up in Nasu Land now!
>So that's why Arc always makes fun of her for having a big ass.
>Takeuchi Yes!
>Nasu ...Look at what we've done to the heroines' relationships now...
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Beacuse she's senpai.
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>>122967746
>Ciel and Arc are E cups
That can't possibly be right.
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