Why is she so perfect?

Because she isn't real

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>>122938222
It's still shitposting, even if you're being ironic.

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Because best everything and sadly this >>122938251

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Mari a shit

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>>122939407

Why are you talking shit of Shinji's and Asuka's daughter?

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>>122939541
What can I say? I am LOVING this meme.

Which Eva girl should I fap to today?

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>>122939541
>3+1 reveals this to be true
>imagining the final shitstorm
>mfw

>>122938222
Shit.
Asuka is love.

>>122938222
Because Mari makes EVA fags rage, which pleases my little sadistic heart.

>>122939706
Misato

>>122939732
Go away moot, you left us for dead.

>>122938222
Because you got a shitty taste.

>>122939803
okay

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>>122938251
Hi!

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>>122939829
no

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>>122939876

>>122939876
>>122939940

needs more boobs

>>122939541
I prefer her being Yui's classmate.

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>>122938222

>>122938222
Because she make Asuka a Lesbian.

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REBUILD 4.0 POST CREDITS SCENE
>Shinji wakes up back in his room at Misato's apartment
>Same whitewashed 90s animation style as the original series
>He looks up at the unfamiliar ceiling and wonders about what a crazy dream he just had
>Mari pulls herself out from under the covers and demands that Shinji fuck her again.
>FIN

>>122940166
BRAVO ANNO

>>122940166
It's like poetry.

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>>122940166

doesn't matter

had sex

>>122940166
I just want a RE-TAKE OVA.

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:3

>>122938222
I'll go ahead and say because of the plaid skirt and glasses.

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WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE GLASSES?

>>122942634
Shes a lesbian CIA

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You do realize that the Second Impact caused tsunamis the size of the one from the 2012 movie.

So apart from most of Scotland and Wales, Britain would be sunk underwater.

So, Mari is Scottish and Scotland is a sovereign nation? Win/win in my book.

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>>122939407

NO U

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Would you OP?

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>>122945879
I would cannibalize her so I could give best girl strong babies.

>>122939996

Good. I don't have to post it.

>>122939876
>>122939940
Look at that neck and those twig arms, she must weigh around 35 kg.

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>>122938222
I would nyan Mari's cat.

>>122939721
>Shinji & Rei weird mom thing
>Now it's Shinji as the father
It's like pottara

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>>122948135
>It's like pottara
ALRIGHT!

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>>122945107
>Mari is Scottish
Finally, we have an anime girl to represent our sovereign nation.

>>122938222
>222
2.22 confirmed for best Rebuild.

(that doesn't say much)

>>122938222
Does she do anal?

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>>122948477
>sovereign nation

>>122949447

of course, she also loves to suck Shinji's cock after he fucks Asuka in the ass

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>>122938222
nice b8 m8 also rei best girl

>>122949721
shhh. We know.

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>>122949721

>doll
>best girl

Soryu is best

>>122949968
Soryu = doll
Rei = non-doll

>>122949968
schizophrenic nazi best girl?
nope

>>122942295

The glasses alone are enough.

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>>122949563

Fuck you, wee Nicola here is the key to dissolving the union.

Fuck Cameron and his currynigger crew.

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>>122950790

55.3%

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I want to hold those illustrious Mari's Maris.

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>>122950846

>Nigel's face when Labour is cucked in Scotland

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>>122950946

>implying that the millipede can die off

ed doesn't die, he changes.

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>>122938222
The glasses are really sexy. Plus that hair is pretty great as well.

>>122939996
>alternate love interest
>despite the fact the characters have shown no romantic interest in each other
>my character is better at piloting 02 anyway
>despite the fact Mari has lost every fight she's been in
Every time.

>>122951140
The Asukafag butthurt of 2009.

>>122944998
She has good arguments to like her.

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>>122951068
The hair used to be better.

>>122940166

Its like pottery it rhymes.

>>122952270

Yui confirmed lesbian, she just married Gendo to get prego.

Misato is better.

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Please stop.

>>122953207

deal with it

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>>122953170
Best character in the series.

>>122952942
Yui just lives to NTR, everything else is secondary.

>>122953614

>can't cook
>can't clean
>molests teenage boys
>almost 30 year old single

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>>122954403
My dick can only get so hard anon-sempai!

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>>122954593
But would they both feel what the combined Eva would experience, like something lewd? Is that how a double entry plug system works?

>>122955180
mutual masturbation doujin via eva sync when?

She doesn't have much competition.